Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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He's gonna get that car bros, you just gotta believe.

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drachenbarde said:
They definitely do, especially young, inexperienced drivers. That's why it's odd to me to just speculate that he was drunk driving.
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I believe he was ghost riding the whip and got run over by the truck when it went out of control and the truck rolled over him...

You dont die like this sober (usually). My bet is weed.

Shifflett said at some point, while near the park's baseball fields and the Staunton Kiwanis Club Concession Stand, Humphries got out of the pickup while it was still slowly moving, according to a witness. The pickup then veered left, took out a light pole and went into a creek bed, where it flipped on top of Humphries, Shifflett said.
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He was probably running alongside it trying to get back in when it went over this ledge and rolled over on him.

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Frank(en) Castle said:
As a casual Bossman enjoyer, could someone please tell me why Bossman broke up with BLP Kosher? It was a shock on that one MATI where Bossman started shitting on BLP Kosher talking about “Can’t believe I used to listen to this guy dude.”
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If I recall, it happened after the first time he got out of jail. (Well, the first time when KF was paying attention to him.) Maybe he heard different music that he took a liking to in the slammer, or the other prisoners made fun of him for liking BLP Kosher. He is also so drugged out that he can change his opinions/personalities on a dime. He hated Joe Biden, loved Trump, then he went on an arc where he became a hippie and liked Kamala Harris, then went back to supporting Trump again. I also think he was sober when he said that since he JUST got out of prison so maybe he literally only enjoys BLP Kosher when he is high.
 
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Is it confirmed that this 20 year old was her ex boyfriend or just a friend? Even father or her child (is it actually her child?).
I did think she's maybe a bit young for Bossmandrew when I clicked through her insta page... But I'm also happy for Andrew.
 
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drachenbarde said:
Is it confirmed that this 20 year old was her ex boyfriend or just a friend? Even father or her child (is it actually her child?).
I did think she's maybe a bit young for Bossmandrew when I clicked through her insta page... But I'm also happy for Andrew.
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Ex lover, maybe baby daddy. The baby daddy parts hard to lock down but when you go through the instagrams and Facebooks you can see images and posts about "plans we never got to finish" and shit like that. Bossmandrew's got some big shoes to fill, replacing a dead 20 year old who killed himself with his own truck and all...
 
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He can let baby bro take care of the crazy antics for him.
 
drachenbarde said:
They definitely do, especially young, inexperienced drivers. That's why it's odd to me to just speculate that he was drunk driving.
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Being sober makes it arguably worse in my opinion. People who have been driving for a while can imagine what it takes to wreck yourself with such force, on dry and mostly empty road, that it kills you.
If you drive safely you can survive most mechanical failures, most mistakes from other drivers, potholes, animals and mostly anything that could go wrong. Unless a truck flattens you, you're relatively safe.
If you got your driver's license last year and now you're feeling like you can safely cut corners with 120kmh/75mph, then maybe you get what's coming to you.
Not saying it's not a tragedy. Parents burying children is the biggest tragedy of all. But young drivers tend to be either really safe and cautious or borderline psychotic retards who only learn after almost dying or killing someone, or someone losing their shit and dragging them from the car seat by the throat. Almost no in-between
 
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postfeetpls said:
If you got your driver's license last year and now you're feeling like you can safely cut corners with 120kmh/75mph, then maybe you get what's coming to you.
Not saying it's not a tragedy. Parents burying children is the biggest tragedy of all. But young drivers tend to be either really safe and cautious or borderline psychotic retards who only learn after almost dying or killing someone, or someone losing their shit and dragging them from the car seat by the throat. Almost no in-between
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This is literally the exact reason young men get charged more for car insurance than women, because they’re statistically much more likely to drive like absolute retards. I’ve observed this phenomenon first hand in my sister’s fiance, who will occasionally floor his Audi just to show off that engine go brrrrr.

In his first ever shitbox he had the exhaust modded to be really loud but he seems to have realised that everybody thinks you’re a twat overcompensating for your tiny penis when you do that so once he got a better car he didn’t do it again. Baby steps, I suppose.
 
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Looseleaf Paper said:
If I recall, it happened after the first time he got out of jail. (Well, the first time when KF was paying attention to him.) Maybe he heard different music that he took a liking to in the slammer, or the other prisoners made fun of him for liking BLP Kosher. He is also so drugged out that he can change his opinions/personalities on a dime. He hated Joe Biden, loved Trump, then he went on an arc where he became a hippie and liked Kamala Harris, then went back to supporting Trump again. I also think he was sober when he said that since he JUST got out of prison so maybe he literally only enjoys BLP Kosher when he is high.
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Thank you! So it wasn’t Kosher saying some gay shit. It was just Bossman coming down off the crackarooski crack-rock and having a “what was I thinking?” moment.
 
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shinto minto said:
How often do sober people die in single vehicle accidents, during the evening, when there's no rain, wind, or ice?
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Literally all the time, especially young ones.
I can send you thousands of photos of cars wrapped around a lamp post on dry road, no alcohol involved.
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> 20 year old
Nothing is more mundane and predictable than a young guy driving so fast that wheels lose traction.

Don't be like PPP, inventing shit because it would be funny. Give me ebudance.

Someone I know lost someone recently just like that - no booze, just retardation. Sam Hyde was 100% right about "ruin your life in 5 seconds" thing.
 
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