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>When mom finds the piss monster drawer
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Whenever we call her fat she gets mad and says we're lying so she doesn't think she's fat. Yet she wants to be under 90 pounds? Seems like she just wants to be some sad little waif so she can get attention and government handouts.
 
Who the fuck is leaving bras in the street? I see it with socks and shoes all of the time but bras?
I think lolcows just naturally have weird, sometimes unheard of experiences that any normal person would wonder how that even happens. Only way I can put it without trying to lose my mind figuring it out.
After seeing the hair photos from her Ring cosplay I don't think so. I mean, I never thought so with the leg photos, but now I feel vindicated. That said you're small Zoey and you really don't need to purge. Stop hurting yourself.
Just chiming in to say, depending on how tall she is, >90 is dangerously underweight.
 
I think lolcows just naturally have weird, sometimes unheard of experiences that any normal person would wonder how that even happens. Only way I can put it without trying to lose my mind figuring it out.
I mean I can't say I've ever stopped to try random athletic cups I've seen lying around (which is 0).
Just chiming in to say, depending on how tall she is, >90 is dangerously underweight.
Yeah, I think 120ish is supposed to be normal for somebody her age and roughly her build right? I'm way overweight at like 205 so I'm not the kind of person who knows these things.
 
Yeah, I think 120ish is supposed to be normal for somebody her age and roughly her build right? I'm way overweight at like 205 so I'm not the kind of person who knows these things.
More or less. Assuming that Zoey is an almost 19yo white woman of average height (which is around 5'4" currently), a weight of 120 gives a BMI of 20.6, which is rather healthy.
 
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I'm not sure, I mean, she just claimed that Illinois has a similar climate to Florida.
I lived in Illinois for a long time growing up. Illinois is extremely humid and hot, you can grow as much corn and wheat there as you want- it's not tropical. You aren't growing oranges there. Winter is a cold, wet affair where the snow piles up high. It limits what you can grow despite the soil being good enough to support virtually anything
 
I lived in Illinois for a long time growing up. Illinois is extremely humid and hot, you can grow as much corn and wheat there as you want- it's not tropical. You aren't growing oranges there. Winter is a cold, wet affair where the snow piles up high. It limits what you can grow despite the soil being good enough to support virtually anything
She probably wouldn't like Illinois anyways, they don't have hurricanes she can livestream :(
 
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