🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blackstar]

What did we ever do to Jet? Piss in his cereal and call him a wigger too many times?

At least the Farms hates simps and isn't spawning Cryokeen clones.

 

[Plasticise]

Mizzy has an interview with Jobe coming out very soon, and an interview with someone else lined up who she's not saying. Her plan is to be an ongoing Fishtank commentator for future seasons and interview future fish etc.

She said near the end of her stream that she filmed a interview with Alex B that is coming out after the jobe one
Edit: meant interview not podcast

 

[anliteralidiot]

She said near the end of her stream that she filmed a podcast with Alex B that is coming out after the jobe one

Male or female?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Awwww we love you too, Jet.

What's the context for the second comment? Was this about the Simmons stuff in S1? It almost reads like he's drunkposting.

 

[Blackstar]

Awwww we love you too, Jet.

What's the context for the second comment? Was this about the Simmons stuff in S1? It almost reads like he's drunkposting.

It was in response to some people wanting lolcows on the show. Only for them to then try getting King Cobra onto S2, and Fatty himself being a lolcow. Now there are two S3 contestants that have lolcow threads.

 

[Plasticise]

Male or female?

Male, i believe she said she is going to try and interview every fish from s3

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It was in response to some people wanting lolcows on the show. Only for them to then try getting King Cobra onto S2, and Fatty himself being a lolcow. Now there are two S3 contestants that have lolcow threads.

Lolcows make the best freeloaders but the wiggers will never admit KF has good ideas.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

To me the huge gap in what was expected with Bloodgames from the season 1 fish and season 2 fish is something incredibly interesting, in how Letty, Vance and Jon also seemed to not know what was going to happen but where very chill and ready for whatever may happen, but the season 2 fish both fully expected to experience full on hell house

Wow people that orbit and date members of production or work production for the show for over a year are less tense than people that did their stint on the show and had zero contact since. Amazing comparison there.

 

[ElseWorld712]

Lolcows make the best freeloaders but the wiggers will never admit KF has good ideas.

It's worse than that right. A good chunk of the TTS content that gets sent through is usually related to someone digging up info about the Fish and posting it here. Then it leaks to 4Chan / Fish tank chat. If Kiwi didn't exist it would actually hurt the Wiggers financially.

 

[FieldPiece]

It was in response to some people wanting lolcows on the show. Only for them to then try getting King Cobra onto S2, and Fatty himself being a lolcow. Now there are two S3 contestants that have lolcow threads.

I can kinda understand that, it would get annoying being constantly told to get lolcows on the show. Also most lolcows would not be a positive addition to the show and would probably act like divas.

Cobes: would be a diva, get shitfaced 24/7 and refuse to obey rules or even play the game. At his most entertaining he'd maybe fall down or annoy/gross out other fish into freaking out.

Boogie: Would basically be Chris but completely unlikeable, only content would be his torment and Frank showing up and freaking him out.

CwC: Never gonna happen, would leave immediately.

Nick Rekeita: This could be actually funny but would never happen. An AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed fishtoy where they deliver him farting furry porn would be funny.

Ralph: Also could be funny, 24/7 pillstream, would definitely win the drunk piece of shit challenge. Would inevitably get kicked after trying to assault or dying from alcohol poisoning. Never gonna happen because gunt is too lazy.

I can't really think of any cows which would be a genuinely good fit.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I can kinda understand that, it would get annoying being constantly told to get lolcows on the show. Also most lolcows would not be a positive addition to the show and would probably act like divas.

Cobes: would be a diva, get shitfaced 24/7 and refuse to obey rules or even play the game. At his most entertaining he'd maybe fall down or annoy/gross out other fish into freaking out.

Boogie: Would basically be Chris but completely unlikeable, only content would be his torment and Frank showing up and freaking him out.

CwC: Never gonna happen, would leave immediately.

Nick Rekeita: This could be actually funny but would never happen. An AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed fishtoy where they deliver him farting furry porn would be funny.

Ralph: Also could be funny, 24/7 pillstream, would definitely win the drunk piece of shit challenge. Would inevitably get kicked after trying to assault or dying from alcohol poisoning. Never gonna happen because gunt is too lazy.

I can't really think of any cows which would be a genuinely good fit.

What about Onlyusemeblade and 3 bottles of Jagermeister? They couldn't stream that on YouTube though....

 

[ElseWorld712]

I can kinda understand that, it would get annoying being constantly told to get lolcows on the show. Also most lolcows would not be a positive addition to the show and would probably act like divas.

Cobes: would be a diva, get shitfaced 24/7 and refuse to obey rules or even play the game. At his most entertaining he'd maybe fall down or annoy/gross out other fish into freaking out.

Boogie: Would basically be Chris but completely unlikeable, only content would be his torment and Frank showing up and freaking him out.

CwC: Never gonna happen, would leave immediately.

Nick Rekeita: This could be actually funny but would never happen. An AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed fishtoy where they deliver him farting furry porn would be funny.

Ralph: Also could be funny, 24/7 pillstream, would definitely win the drunk piece of shit challenge. Would inevitably get kicked after trying to assault or dying from alcohol poisoning. Never gonna happen because gunt is too lazy.

I can't really think of any cows which would be a genuinely good fit.

You're entirely right. Personally I believe that FTL should be used to launch new Lolcows. Its like the Lolcow testing grounds honestly.

 

[FieldPiece]

What about Onlyusemeblade and 3 bottles of Jagermeister? They couldn't stream that on YouTube though....

I don't follow blade that much but the main funny things I've seen from him mainly involve him getting arrested or trespassed. He would probably be a good freeloader though.

 

[Blackstar]

What about Onlyusemeblade and 3 bottles of Jagermeister? They couldn't stream that on YouTube though....

Blade's been sober since the start of the year!

 

[Plasticise]

Wow people that orbit and date members of production or work production for the show for over a year are less tense than people that did their stint on the show and had zero contact since. Amazing comparison there.

I think its something fair to draw a comparison between, and Taxcin didn't work for production for more than a year before bloodgames, and he had a bad falling out with them, only Vance was involved with the wiggers post s1. It shows the difference the season 1 fish and season 2 fish had in mindset going in based off of their experiences in the show, and how season 2 left a deeper impact on the those involved than season 1 did. Also goes to show the level of trust between the two groups, as the season 1 fish trusted production while the season 2 fish have been conditioned to think everything they say is a lie, like how when jet tried to console jimmy that tayleigh was ok when she got pulled into the cell with cryokeen jimmy still didnt believe him. Season 2 really fucked those people up.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I can't really think of any cows which would be a genuinely good fit.

Cyraxx might be a good fit.
He's reactive as hell, and stupid as fuck. He just needs positive reinforcement from the wiggers, and he'll stay. He'll fight anyone and everything, and the money might keep him in. He's also loud, and his sleep pattern is erratic, with 2am concerts being a good incentive for the fish to come together to drive him out.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I don't follow blade that much but the main funny things I've seen from him mainly involve him getting arrested or trespassed. He would probably be a good freeloader though.

He gets drunk, says the N word a lot and people end up fucking with him. That's perfect content. Imagine Frank Hassle vs Lit Romney.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

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Jet is probably a little ashamed his “advancing culture” would just be Walmart-brand Big Brother where he tries befriending the fish if it weren’t for weirdos that try out for the show and people that dig up their info online. At least now they have a roster of their own weirdos that’ll fly in whenever instead of having to negotiate back and forth with the average cow here that is blackout drunk 3/4ths of the day.

 

[no-exit]

cryokeen (from the cell challenge)

Additional context, cryokeen is probably one of the biggest ftl orbiters on Twitter. He's the pet lolcow of the ftl community on Twitter. Oddbod is a surprisingly good freeloader, and that's not just in comparison to Cryo.

To me the huge gap in what was expected with Bloodgames from the season 1 fish and season 2 fish is something incredibly interesting, in how Letty, Vance and Jon also seemed to not know what was going to happen but where very chill and ready for whatever may happen, but the season 2 fish both fully expected to experience full on hell house in the woods, and seemed to always expecting the other shoe to drop. The morale right off the get go was super low from both Tayleigh and jimmy, and stayed pretty low throughout especially with Tayleigh. They where also a lot more insular than the season 1 fish and mostly only interacted with each other like some kind of trauma bonding.

I can't find it, but AB made a good observation about the attitudes of S1 fish and S2 fish during Bloodgames. It was something like Letty and vance were more likely wait for production clarification, while Tay and Jimmy were pretty gunho and more willing to take Initiative with less hesitation. I think it was one of the earlier recap episodes, I'll try to find it.

The fact that jimmy would go onto fishtank, the prank get made fun of show, with dirt on literally everyone he could get dirt on to try to intimidate them whenever he felt threatened is the most loser shit ever.

Jimmy is probably the peak of ftl cringekino. I'm pretty sure his faildox comes from some discord where they do the research for him.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Additional context, cryokeen is probably one of the biggest ftl orbiters on Twitter. He's the pet lolcow of the ftl community on Twitter. Oddbod is a surprisingly good freeloader, and that's not just in comparison to Cryo.

Cryokeen is that gross neckbeard superfan that every e-celeb fears attracting.