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I can't really think of any cows which would be a genuinely good fit.
That's because you're thinking too big. Smaller less well known cows might be great, due to them being not huge dumpster fires divas, but also them not being aware of Fishtank (all the big cows are aware of Sam Hyde at least).

Like imagine Jet hiring Derek Savage to bring in Kool Kat to give the fish motivational speeches.
 
I think its something fair to draw a comparison between, and Taxcin didn't work for production for more than a year before bloodgames, and he had a bad falling out with them, only Vance was involved with the wiggers post s1.
Speaking of Vance, he had a negative effect on the social dynamics of Bloodgames. He was allied with the s1 fish, but the s2 fish still saw him as a voice of authority working with production. So when Jimmy and Jon would fight he would side with Jon, and the s2 fish would perceive it as production siding with Jon. Faggot didn't even add anything to the larp, worse than nontent he was anti-content.

I've really started to dislike him as a cameraman too. He was fine in s2, but this season he had little awareness of line-of-sight for the live feeds and would get in the way of the action in a way that Luca wouldn't. Luca would get his shots and move the out of the way, but if two fish were talking Vance would park his fat ass right in front of one of them and ruin screenshots. Then in Vegas he really demonstrated that he has no eye for good framing, everything he filmed was way too close and there were lots of times he could have taken a few steps back or to the side to improve composition. The camerawork was noticeably improved when they gave the retards a selfie stick instead of counting on Vance with an actual camera. Props to the editor for sifting through all his shit for usable clips, he's clearly kept around because he's a warm body that will hold a video camera for cheap.

I can't really think of any cows which would be a genuinely good fit.
Any character from the Sammieverse would be a great freeloader, but I generally agree that fish shouldn't be someone we know about. Half the fun is getting to know them.
 
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Mizzy has announced she will be on the whatever podcast tomorrow.
In addition to that, Alex Stein's people have reached out to her, doesn't sound like a confirmation yet but I'm sure she'll go. I clipped that and the whatever confirmation:

This was from pre-and-post show yapping during her episode 8 reaction stream. Both of these were clipped out for the VOD, big ups to @Lady Rackets thong for mirroring the full stream or these would be lost media.
 
I can kinda understand that, it would get annoying being constantly told to get lolcows on the show. Also most lolcows would not be a positive addition to the show and would probably act like divas.

Cobes: would be a diva, get shitfaced 24/7 and refuse to obey rules or even play the game. At his most entertaining he'd maybe fall down or annoy/gross out other fish into freaking out.

Boogie: Would basically be Chris but completely unlikeable, only content would be his torment and Frank showing up and freaking him out.

CwC: Never gonna happen, would leave immediately.

Nick Rekeita: This could be actually funny but would never happen. An AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed fishtoy where they deliver him farting furry porn would be funny.

Ralph: Also could be funny, 24/7 pillstream, would definitely win the drunk piece of shit challenge. Would inevitably get kicked after trying to assault or dying from alcohol poisoning. Never gonna happen because gunt is too lazy.

I can't really think of any cows which would be a genuinely good fit.
I’d selfishly want to see Big Shaynus from the other farms in the tank, but I doubt Sam would be ok with having a diaper porn girl on the show.
 
Speaking of Vance, he had a negative effect on the social dynamics of Bloodgames.
Faggot didn't even add anything to the larp, worse than nontent he was anti-content.
Ill never forget the exact moment that my indifference to Vance turned to active dislike of him, was during season 1, at some point in the mid to late season, something had been going on for hours, people where shouting at each other in the kitchen, fatty was running around, Letty was causing chaos, Josie was sitting at the island doing nothing and stimming as she did, this went on for a couple hours, and then Vance stepped out of the camera blind spot near the sliding glass doors in the kitchen, grabbed a drink or something, and then just went back to the blind spot, and it just shocked me because i realized he had just been doing nothing for hours while all this shit was going on, while even in the same room as it. Guy is complete and total nontent. Waste of a slot to have him on bloodgames. From comments i heard during bloodgames from Jet they had wanted Greg to be the fulltime 6th fish to be on the team, but he refused to sleep outside, same with Trisha.
I've really started to dislike him as a cameraman too.
I commented this several times in sneedchat but i noticed any time Vance was upstairs doing camera work, he always found a way to sit down. Many of the times they where all gathered in the den he would just go sit on the steps that went up to the penthouse instead of getting a good shot he would just find somewhere to sit and do a lock down shot of whatever he could see from there. He did it in other places too but it always bugged me that he wasn't moving around and just sat, never saw Luca sit even once i don't think.
I can't find it, but AB made a good observation about the attitudes of S1 fish and S2 fish during Bloodgames. It was something like Letty and vance were more likely wait for production clarification, while Tay and Jimmy were pretty gunho and more willing to take Initiative with less hesitation. I think it was one of the earlier recap episodes, I'll try to find it.
I think i know exactly what your talking about, think that was later in the season when the sharks said they would be in the downs and Letty said they should go try to confront them, and Vance just shut her down and said production will come and get us when they want us. I hated how much he did that in bloodgames, he really couldn't switch from production to fish and as Karen Horney said he stopped the fish often from being spontaneous and just tried to herd them into what he thought production would want them to do. Kind of why on the last day as soon as he died he just started doing cigarette delivery's for production.

Hey wait... Wasn't there speculation Letty was recruiting World of T-Shirts? What happened to no lolcows, Jet?
Mr. Based(Joshua block, aka worldoftshirts handler/chief ween) said during the stream Letty did with them that Jet had been in contact with them and they had agreed to 10k to come out for a day or two, at the end of November. Letty ended up on stream with them just because she knew some guy who was a fan of hers who's name nobody should even go through the effort of remembering, but he offered her to come and stream with them and she accepted. After the first stream that she did with them, which went rather well and the audience liked her a lot, Mr based tried to get Letty to stay and stream with them for a week and offered to pay her daily to stay, probably so he could try to fuck her, but it seems like after the first stream he learned that she knew PowEnvy, the weird skeleton guy from bitchtank and powtank, he became convinced that she was there to somehow secretly prank/own him, as him and PowEnvy had a big internet beef because of some retarded shit i don't care about. He then switched attitudes really quick on her during their second stream, and right off the bat tried to put her on the spot about the revenge porn of her from her crazy ex, and she took it well and called him a rapist, which is something he has been accused of, and a murderer, also something he has been accused of. Brief summary of Mr. based being that he used to run the largest escort company on the east coast and is pure scum, falsely claimed to have been friends with Jeffery Epstein because he figured infamy is the same as fame, and If i recall correctly he actually got a good amount of backlash from his own audience because of what a perv he was to her, and took a small break from streaming while it cooled down.

TL:biggrin:R - She more likely had the opposite effect on recruiting World of Tshirts, although having learned more about what a clout goblin Mr. based is, he would have demanded more money or some other bullshit from Jet and probably wouldn't have gone out anyways, as when he said they would go on it seemed like the first time Joshua had heard of it.
 
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That's because you're thinking too big. Smaller less well known cows might be great, due to them being not huge dumpster fires divas, but also them not being aware of Fishtank (all the big cows are aware of Sam Hyde at least).

Like imagine Jet hiring Derek Savage to bring in Kool Kat to give the fish motivational speeches.
That's what I had in mind, smaller cows with small numbers of followers who would be keen to become internet famous.

Heck, they could probably go over to twitch and start checking out older accounts with small follow numbers and catch a few that way. People who are autistic enough to keep streaming for years even though they only have ten people watching and are clearly not successful at streaming.

I also think they should consider some of the bad cooking channels. Some of those people could be hilarious if they think they're being hired to be chief cook and bottle washer for the show. That one could be dangerous though; they might have a repeat of the Bloodgames food poisoning incident. A lot of the funniest cooking channels have crossover from deathfats, though, and people definitely need to be reasonably healthy to be on the show.

How does one purposefully discover a cow? They did a pretty good job with Burt. The casting agency found Alex B for them. They found Jeff locally on the street, and it doesn't seem like that worked out too well for them. If you do open casting, you get fans. If you hire a casting agency, it costs a lot of money, and you get pedos, pedo defenders, and OF whores. I think direct recruiting would work better for them, but where do you look? It's a conundrum wrapped in a riddle and smeared with herpes and AIDS.
 
What did we ever do to Jet? Piss in his cereal and call him a wigger too many times?

At least the Farms hates simps and isn't spawning Cryokeen clones.
Jet still hasn't gotten over Kiwi Farms finding his dad "Johnny Neptune" and talking about his childhood. Jet would rather people not know about that I think. Kiwi Farms users also found an old dick pic that Jet posted to 4chan years ago which I'm sure doesn't sit too well with Jet either. Jet's problem with Kiwi Farms is the same problem everyone who has a thread, or is discussed in a thread has, they don't like their dirty laundry aired out in a public forum. Jet would really like if his "tripfag" era was erased from history but those pesky Kiwi Farmers dug it all up.

Awwww we love you too, Jet.

What's the context for the second comment? Was this about the Simmons stuff in S1? It almost reads like he's drunkposting.
It's about Jet being mad that people wanted lolcow freeloaders in fishtank. This is especially rich from Jet considering s1 had AirsoftFatty as freeloader (and every season after) and he was a very well known lolcow. It makes no sense that Jet would be so offended at the idea of a lolcow in Fishtank since he makes an effort to accommodate the same lolcow every season. We just want to see DIFFERENT lolcows not the same one over and over again.
 
How does one purposefully discover a cow? They did a pretty good job with Burt. The casting agency found Alex B for them. They found Jeff locally on the street, and it doesn't seem like that worked out too well for them. If you do open casting, you get fans. If you hire a casting agency, it costs a lot of money, and you get pedos, pedo defenders, and OF whores. I think direct recruiting would work better for them, but where do you look? It's a conundrum wrapped in a riddle and smeared with herpes and AIDS.
I say split the difference and go half and half. You would have to find a way for the MDE fans to not scare the hoes but it would be glorious if they could get it to work.

If they were every able to get Boogie on I expect a 1 to 1 re-enactment of the Frank Hassle confrontation but this time Boogie shoots him.
 
Jet still hasn't gotten over Kiwi Farms finding his dad "Johnny Neptune" and talking about his childhood. Jet would rather people not know about that I think. Kiwi Farms users also found an old dick pic that Jet posted to 4chan years ago which I'm sure doesn't sit too well with Jet either. Jet's problem with Kiwi Farms is the same problem everyone who has a thread, or is discussed in a thread has, they don't like their dirty laundry aired out in a public forum. Jet would really like if his "tripfag" era was erased from history but those pesky Kiwi Farmers dug it all up.
It's not like most people really care in the grand scheme of things. Lots of people had old cringe eras on the internet that they want to forget, but flat out denying it and going all "TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE!" just draws more attention to it. We just want him to put on a good show for us and listen to feedback.
It's about Jet being mad that people wanted lolcow freeloaders in fishtank. This is especially rich from Jet considering s1 had AirsoftFatty as freeloader (and every season after) and he was a very well known lolcow. It makes no sense that Jet would be so offended at the idea of a lolcow in Fishtank since he makes an effort to accommodate the same lolcow every season. We just want to see DIFFERENT lolcows not the same one over and over again.
They'll figure it out eventually.
 
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So when Letty asks jimmy why he was kicked off season 2, and his response is to name drop her boyfriend and threaten to say her real name is "Protecting himself"? Jimmy really proved what a loser he was by doing that, and also threatening creature for getting Tayleigh killed off(she didn't but jimmy did not know that), and threatening Vance for teasing him about his crush on creature by threatening to name drop his ex girlfriend who he was broken up with because of fan harassment, and even threatening fatty with some info he supposedly got from an ex friend of his he had been in contact with, jimmy was just protecting himself. Good to know.
Kind of crazy how Jimmy was allowed to assault people and threaten to dox a production member and was never kicked off. What a spiteful little faggot by the way.
 
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