Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Spangled Drongo]

In other news, she literally looks like she's dying, of a somewhat exotic disease. She's swelling in a really weird way. Wtf. She looks downsy but it's clearly swollen.
It must genuinely hurt her parents to see her looking like that, aside from any of her fatness or terrible hygiene or clothes, or hairness, she physically looks so ill but ill with something weird. The life is being drained out of her eyes and ending up under her forehead.

That sort of look seems common amongst women on testosterone - it's been brought up in Pooner Zoo that a lot of them end up with swelling in the face, giving them the downs/moonface look, though it doesn't help that Staph already had that look going on before she started on the dood juice and it's only gotten worse. Am no medical professional but I've seen people blame it on fluid retention. That Griffin pooner who died from complications due to her fake dick surgery had it too, I believe. Definitely not a good sign.

Ngl, I only know one song by Wardruna, Kvitravn, but I like it pretty well. Very evocative for drawing. I'd imagine it's very embarrassing for the band having these quite personal songs APPROPRIATED by fat vikingboo girls like Stapphy who listen to them exclusively to seem Magickal and Goffik. Imagine having a musical career and having to constantly rend off retards from both extremes of the political spectrum

Unlike another recent Staph favourite, Rammstein, who are unlistenable for me, I actually enjoy a fair few of the bands calling themselves "pagan folk", good music to have on when reading or studying - atmospheric, not too distracting, fits the vibe of a lot of fantasy novels if you're into that. Wardruna are alright. But in the comments on Youtube you're guaranteed to find at least one comment along the lines of this song has helped me connect with the ancient rituals of my ancestors! Skál! and it's cringe, though I wonder if the artists are aware of people like Staph listening to their music so they just lean into it. Easier than making a post on social media saying "stop with the muh Viking ancestry comments" and potentially alienating a good number of fans.

 

[moorhen]

The facial hair makes her look like one of those mentally deficient middle-aged women who’ve hit the menopause and can’t care for themselves well enough to wax.

I know she’s not going to cut her hair, for whatever retarded reason, but she’d look a lot more masculine if she did. People would either ID her as a pooner or a lesbian.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I notice she tagged that post 'wardruna', which is a band that she likes. Please tell me this is not her doing her yarbled rendition of a random song and calling it a ~ritual~. I hope these two posts are unrelated.

(Ngl, I only know one song by Wardruna, Kvitravn, but I like it pretty well. Very evocative for drawing. I'd imagine it's very embarrassing for the band having these quite personal songs APPROPRIATED by fat vikingboo girls like Stapphy who listen to them exclusively to seem Magickal and Goffik. Imagine having a musical career and having to constantly rend off retards from both extremes of the political spectrum)

I really think it’s a song by Wardruna she’s singing, I recognize it, somewhat. I only listened to their Ragnarok album so it must be from that one but I just wasted too much time trying to figure out which one and came up short. Loki’s mentioned in a few.

“Original sound” is right.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The facial hair makes her look like one of those mentally deficient middle-aged women who’ve hit the menopause and can’t care for themselves well enough to wax.

To be fair, she already looked like that even before the facial hair. But yeah, its not helping, just makes her look even more unwashed.

One of you lot commented on one of her early yarbling videos and said she looked like 'an unloved homeless person' and I still maintain that's the most accurate description we're ever gonna get.

 

[a hapless toad]

We were at Costco a few days ago and saw one pooner outside and then another within a minute of walking inside. I was so surprised I burst out laughing... I had been on a mild terfy rant inspired by the outside pooner and then another testosterone riddled beast appeared.

And they both had the same T-destroyed appearance as Staph and most other pooners. Short and obese with extra gut fat, moon face made rounder by unkempt pube beard and girly bob haircut... it was uncanny.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

'My organizing skills' is a unique way of saying 'My mess.' Maybe her dad is just looking out for her, telling her what she should be doing to succeed in getting another apartment, but she just turns it into another 'I hate my abusive dad' rant. He probably doesn't engage in conversation about certain things because it only encourages her destructive behaviour. What does she want him to ask? 'Did you fuck Loki last night?' 'How is the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer doing?' 'Done any anti fascist drum banging in public lately?'


She has set up a Blue Sky for her Politically Active Pagans nonsense.


Good luck with that.

Edit to add:

Proof that she's not even trying to engage properly with her dad... She is bitching about him online instead.


Lol when did she get rape threats?? She wishes.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Consider this, Nana Nora: He's being respectful by not talking about her "mundane work" or spiritual bullshit. He knows they don't agree and sees no point in bringing up something he knows will start a fight (I know, some people actually DON'T want to argue 24/7, the weirdoes).

Also consider this: How is Papa Frigly's life? Do they go to church, how is HIS spiritual health? I assume he's retired, but when's not caring for your dumb ass or caring for your mom's dying ass, does he watch any shows or movies? Have you asked if he liked that book by his favourite author he was looking forward to? Did you bake him Christmas cookies, knowing his time is stretched thin with caregiving and he's a tired old man and your mom deserves to rest?

She wants him to ask about her, but does she ever ask about him? Be grateful SOME HELP CAME pimpletits.

 

[Shrugs]

I thought the whole ideology of trannyism is that they have ALWAYS been XYZ identity. I've always heard transwomen/transmen say "I've always been a woman/man, my body just didn't align with that at birth" or something along the lines of that.

Her saying "when I *was* a cis queer woman.......... but now that I'm a nonbinary transmasc..." is completely opposite of that. More proof this stupid cunt is just collecting identities for quirkiness.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Kek.

As someone who has watched a crowd of retarded neonazis attempt to burn a rainbow flag, this will not work the way she's expecting and be extremely lame.

Her dad's right, if she wants to move to the fancy new place, and it's being run by the same people who manage her current spedsit, they will likely come by to see who's keeping their places nice and who is just gonna stink the fuck out of the new place.
They ain't gonna move her anyway.
She is bottom of the list of people who need a place, because she's already got one.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

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Kek.

As someone who has watched a crowd of retarded neonazis attempt to burn a rainbow flag, this not work the way she's expecting and be extremely lame.

Her dad's right, if she wants to move to the fancy new place, and it's being run by the same people who manage her current spedsit, they will likely come by to see who's keeping their places nice and who is just gonna stink the fuck out of the new place.
They ain't gonna move her anyway.
She is bottom of the list of people who need a place, because she's already got one.

Flag burning is cringe and pointless. If they really wanted to be edgy they'd burn effigies of politicians and bureaucrats.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

The facial hair makes her look like one of those mentally deficient middle-aged women who’ve hit the menopause and can’t care for themselves well enough to wax.

I know she’s not going to cut her hair, for whatever retarded reason, but she’d look a lot more masculine if she did. People would either ID her as a pooner or a lesbian.

An autistic trait common amongst certain lolcows is having a signature look because they're so face-blind they can't even recognise their own reflection and need something consistent in their appearance so they can know they're looking at themselves in the mirror (see: CWC and his clown shirts/medallion). I'm starting to wonder if she has this too hence the girly bob with fringe staying or simply can't be bothered with a haircut. Though I'm still torn as to whether Staph actually is autistic or her weirdness is better explained by being a bit slow due to FAS. She's such an unreliable narrator it's hard to separate the truth from the bullshit except for the obvious (no, Stephanie, you're not having sex with Loki, you're just a coomer with an overactive imagination).

Lol when did she get rape threats?? She wishes.

Staph logic:
Rape threats from creepy neckbeards on the internet = not okay.
Fantasies about getting raped, killed and eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer = okay.

And poisoning herself with testosterone is accurate. Has she noticed how much worse she's become since she started taking the stuff? "Gender euphoria" cope and post pube beard + hairy babbler selfies all she wants but it's going to catch up to her eventually.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph logic:
Rape threats from creepy neckbeards on the internet = not okay.
Fantasies about getting raped, killed and eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer = okay.

And poisoning herself with testosterone is accurate. Has she noticed how much worse she's become since she started taking the stuff? "Gender euphoria" cope and post pube beard + hairy babbler selfies all she wants but it's going to catch up to her eventually.

She repeatedly sends vile sexual stuff to verbally assault random people online, in what would class in her universe (if it was directed to her) as extremely abusive.
And she knows the testosterone is poisoning her. It's why she has to keep going to the doctor for headaches.
I'm not sure what she thinks are rape threats. She repeatedly told people they probably wanted to rape her, apropos of nothing, but that doesn't count.
That behaviour seems to have eased off, interestingly.
Maybe the T poisoning has medically fucked her to such an extent that she can't get herself as hysterical as she used to. Even her melt down recently on tumblr was muted. She was pre padding it with a "you can call this a psychotic break" - so she's even willing to call herself delusional when it helps.

But yeah it seems like she has come down a notch in crazy, the crazy has just got into a comfortable, self isolated groove. Really going heavy into the imaginary friends, and reaching out less to other people, as well as leaving most social media has worked for her.
Now she just posts into a much smaller void where way less people are going to rise or even notice.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Flag burning is cringe and pointless. If they really wanted to be edgy they'd burn effigies of politicians and bureaucrats.

Please don't encourage activities that are gonna lead to her burning her apartment complex down, you know she's stupid enough to try it. I'm personally just happy she hasn't managed to set poor Siggy on fire with a candle or something yet.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph doesn't realise that everyone hears the stuff she means to target at the downstairs crackhead.


Other tards chime in

Merzbow!
And just like that, Staph has heard probably the most alternative music she ever has. Wether she managed to suffer through it, solely in order to punish another, is not certain, but is poetic and meaningful.


(lmao at blasting Du Hast trying to freak out the squares. Wonder if she'll get nay complaints. Feel for any other speds in her vicinity.)


Lol. It's hilarious how "kiwifarms!" has randomly become a boogeyman on bluesky despite absolutely nothing happening apart from, ig a handful of trolls putting it in their usernames and liking posts?
They shit the bed so hard so fast. I kind of wish people wouldn't even do the minimum like the aforementioned, just to see how crazy they go at the creak of their own footsteps.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I'm curious what Mx Corey there thinks the correlation between rules on Bluesky and kiwifarms behavior is. Believe it or not, this site will continue to screenshot and post retardation regardless of what a completely unrelated site's ToS is. Funny how that works.

 

[Meowzers]

Lol when did she get rape threats?? She wishes.

iirc, in the fallout of the MJ saga, she was suuuuper traumatized because the haters got her home phone number and left rape and death threats on the family answering machine.
i'd agree that this would be terrifying and possibly traumatizing to anyone, but i don't feel any sympathy towards stephanie shouldn't have been talking to those minors, buddy.

'My organizing skills' is a unique way of saying 'My mess.' Maybe her dad is just looking out for her, telling her what she should be doing to succeed in getting another apartment, but she just turns it into another 'I hate my abusive dad' rant.

her dad might be "looking out for her," but she shouldn't need looking out for, she's 36 and living on her own. staph's a slob and i think he's a neat freak. having dad come over and nag about how messy your house is is annoying and would warrant a "my dad is such a nag, i love him but i'm so glad i don't live at home anymore" out of a normal person, but yarbs has to turn it into a tale of abuse and woe, lol

Kek.

if she had the balls she'd do it in public, but knowing staph she'll try to do it in her bathtub and set off the fire alarms.

Staph doesn't realise that everyone hears the stuff she means to target at the downstairs crackhead.

have you ever thought about knocking on his door and asking him to tone it down? or making your mom do it? or, considering you're such a trans karen, calling the building manager? now you're just going to add to the noise and piss off even more people. they might even come knocking on your door! that's crazy dangerous, yarrow. they might steal your flag again.
btw, if you're planning to piss off the neighbors with music, i'd recommend annoying earworm songs like the hamster dance or cotton eye joe. as much as i like metal (i'd hardly count rammstein as metal, but to yarbs it's the hardest shit out there, so i'll play along with her), metal music is just grating noise. you want to really get under their skin by playing something that will get stuck in their heads. powerlevel- i noticed that the lyrics in HOT TO GO! are similar to the chorus in the hamster dance, now hamster dance has been getting stuck in my head on and off for weeks. i haven't listened to that song since 2006. it's that powerful of an earworm. please send help. i just want to sleep.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

you want to really get under their skin by playing something that will get stuck in their heads.

She could always return to her roots and play some Clay Aiken - I'm sure he's got at least one song that'll do the job, i.e. is irritatingly catchy. Never forget where you came from, Yarrow, and I don't mean your DNA test results.

 

[Aunt Carol]

btw, if you're planning to piss off the neighbors with music

It's like she forgot she owns a hand drum.

Assuming you're not going to ask politely, or officially complain, it seems like "drum and MAGICAL CHANTS" would be the obvious go-to. If it works she can claim her magic forced them to shut up! If it doesn't work, well, at least she got to do some of her ~workings~ without having to schlep to the park like she normally does.

Unless... which came first, the magical drumming or the disrespectful neighbors?

 

[glass_houses]

Unless... which came first, the magical drumming or the disrespectful neighbors?

I suspect that it's one of those "chicken or the egg" things. They're all awful people living on top of one another, and none of them gives a fuck about anyone else. I pity everyone else in the complex. The more units a building has, the more opportunities for a shithead infestation to take hold.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

i have been working 50 hr weeks and haven't had much time to fully read the recent pages but it sounds like she dug herself a big dumb hole with the gibme neighbors, and I look forward to either the Moving Arc or the Staph Stays in her Place and is Miserable Saga