Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

The faces he makes are meant to emulate girly girls squeaking, except he can't do it because he's a man in his 20s and even when girls do it, other girls think it's annoying.

t. Former girl who thought it was annoying.
>Former girl
Is your pussy now a bussy? Did you take the testosterone to give you the sweet, sweet gender euphoria of having the scent of stinky cheese?
 
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I'm not sure why Dylan thought this was a good song to lipsync to. For the uninformed, this is "By the Sea" from the dark comedy musical Sweeney Todd. It is a "cute" delusional song sung by a psychopathic woman who is smitten by the eponymous, emotionally unavailable, murderous barber who helps her cook people into pies.

As I type this out, I realise that it unintentionally works out with how dead Santa looks inside.
 
Sounds like a recognition his fifteen minutes of fame is over.
Look at how dead this thread is compared to the "glory days". If he can't even ragebait farmers into shitposting about him, it's really over. Although maybe I jinxed it and he's about to do something really funny like trying to punch Trump while wearing a ballgown and then getting bodied by secret service agents.
 
Look at how dead this thread is compared to the "glory days". If he can't even ragebait farmers into shitposting about him, it's really over. Although maybe I jinxed it and he's about to do something really funny like trying to punch Trump while wearing a ballgown and then getting bodied by secret service agents.
I wish he'd do something rash and outrageous like that to rekindle my interest. The further he goes into his "wholesome & happy global celebrity trans girl!" character, the more he loses whatever edge and freshness he originally had.

Now that he's "made it" and is behaving himself to protect it (being even less human than before, oddly enough) he's become predictable and boring. So the only emotion he's inspiring in me these days is apathy. Many such cases. But it's a little surprising that that's happening with him, considering how and where he started. He was such a thirsty and irritating (but arguably creative and hard working) shameless little shit.
 
I wish he'd do something rash and outrageous like that to rekindle my interest. The further he goes into his "wholesome & happy global celebrity trans girl!" character, the more he loses whatever edge and freshness he originally had.
I'll still root for him to get together with Ellen Page for the ultimate troon power couple.

(excuse me, second-greatest, after seeing the sudden wedding of Tony Reed and Zach Raasch)
 
He was such a thirsty and irritating (but arguably creative and hard working) shameless little shit.
Yeah he had uniqueness and originality. He used them to be uniquely horrible in an original way, but at least he was interesting. In some ways his inauthenticity was refreshingly authentic; I've never seen a cow commit so much to trying to be a character from a 1960s musical because that's what he likes. Now Dylan is just a dull paper doll. Look at these photos of Dylan at the SAG awards at Chateau Marmont
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He looks ghoulish in a $1k Alice and Olivia rip off of a Chanel suit. But... meh? It doesn't even make me MATI, it's just boring.
 
Yeah he had uniqueness and originality. He used them to be uniquely horrible in an original way, but at least he was interesting. In some ways his inauthenticity was refreshingly authentic; I've never seen a cow commit so much to trying to be a character from a 1960s musical because that's what he likes. Now Dylan is just a dull paper doll. Look at these photos of Dylan at the SAG awards at Chateau Marmont
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He looks ghoulish in a $1k Alice and Olivia rip off of a Chanel suit. But... meh? It doesn't even make me MATI, it's just boring.
I used to love Aloce and Olivia until they started doing knock offs. Classic Chanel suits have structure while flattering the figure. This honestly looks like shit.
 
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