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Isn’t he just wrong about that, technically? (He’s right in how people see it, but who cares?).
Also if it was a real conviction it’d be for one count of something lol. And he’ll never state what those 34 charges are.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Also if it was a real conviction it’d be for one count of something lol. And he’ll never state what those 34 charges are.
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That's because he doesn't know what they are in the first place. He just see felony and figures it means jail time.
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looks like he's channelling the spirit of MovieBob, which is even more impressive given that MovieBob is still aliveSeems something has made him a touch more testy about the stalkerchilds today
"I DON'T HOLD BELIEFS, CHILD. I HOLD KNOWLEDGE AND FACTS" needs to be put on a fucking shirt
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I see that Patrick thinks gamers are complaining about Ciri being the main character in Witcher 4. Only people claiming that are the Left and Reactionary Right retards who need views on their shitty videos. Ciri looks to be in her mid to late 30's and looks to be able to use all her abilities and not a Mary Sue, so I'm down with that. I'd like to know what happened between these two games but they'll probably do a flash back thing and then fast forward. It's not like Patrick has ever played the Witcher series and probably just watched the sex scenes on Pornhub. My only other concern with the game is if it'll be finished and not be another Cyberpunk 2077, however the only ones to blame for that is Pondsmith and Google. Pondsmith really wanted that Stadia money. I think CD Projekt Red will treat Witcher 4 better.
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Wrong as always, child. You see that protuberant belly of his and think its enormous volume can't hold a vast store of knowledge regarding his poor life choices? This is why your life is already over. Enjoy not having a gunt and bitch tits."I hold knowledge and facts"Since the fuck when? When presented with actual facts he ignores it and tells lies.
No, child. She's a Ciri Sue. And players will no longer have the
Those are just your delusions, kitten. CD Projekt Red won't treat the next Witcher game or its story with more respect than Cyperpunk 77. The FBI knows they won't. Enjoy prison. Perhaps when you're doing serving your term for Felony Game Development Optimism CDPR will have released a patch making Witcher 4 remotely playable.
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Being a PC gamer for over 30 years has taught me one thing, that's up to the players to do that. Just look at any Bethesda game, MMO or RTS.
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You can post all the receipts you want to Fat and he will flatly (fatly?) deny reality. If he was caught on 1080p video grinding black babies into pepperoni, he would go "Wrong as always, atalker child. Enjoy prison." If God Himself came down to show him all his moral failings, he would go "Wrong as always, atalker child. Enjoy prison." At the Second Coming, Fatrick will NOCHILD Jesus when He lists all the reasons why Piggy will not be welcomed into heaven.
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That book alone could crush a city, and would still be written better than anything Patrick has ever wrote.
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"No, child of God, I hold fats, not beliefs. God is another of your delusions, stalker. Enjoy /r/atheism."
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Wrong, child. Jesus won't list anything wrong with me because Jesus Christ doesn't exist. I carry beer and brat fat and facts, while you carry faith in a magical man. Enjoy prison.
Edit: fuck beaten to the same joke by a minute.
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Fatrick is the rich man in the parable of the rich man and Lazarus. Except he isn't rich, and he's just fat, and he would NOCHILD Abraham while he's burning in hell.
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It's easier to fit Patrick S. Tomlison through a regular sized door than it is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.
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Planet Pat makes an appearance.
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Planet Pat makes an appearance every day, because he's shaped like one.
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You see, when his mom told him she'd send him to college to get more knowledge she actually sent him to Jupiter to get more stupider like the classic prankster she is. He turned out to be such a good student that he also learned how to be massively fat while there.
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Patrick can't even understand stuff on Wikipedia let alone anything written in a book.
By the way, you can do that with nanofiber or a boron nanocomposite
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The school curriculum in which you’ve had 1.7 GPA is a basic knowledge, Pat.
Sci-fi sperging about planet colonisation is not, Rick, and it won’t be for foreseeable future. Fat.
Sci-fi sperging about planet colonisation is not, Rick, and it won’t be for foreseeable future. Fat.
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I'd say he just read Red Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson, but pretty sure he just read some synopsis.
Or even more likely, skimmed sections at Project Rho.
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Fatrick's autistic artistic abilities transcend our stalkerchild understanding
Also we get full canon confirmation that we here at the farms are 100% confirmed stalkerchilds destined to enjoy prison
Also we get full canon confirmation that we here at the farms are 100% confirmed stalkerchilds destined to enjoy prison
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Oh yeah, we are just a handful of the clinically obsessed.
The Cryptic Web Chronicles YT channel alone has almost 6k subs. There are surely thousands of Fatrick-enjoyers all over the world.
For once in his life, the pig underestimates his popularity.