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- Jul 21, 2015
Yeah, this is about PLASTIC TOY GUNS:After years of reading, I have finally made an account because of Wu's run for office, I couldn't help myself and I'm really looking forward to the next 2 years.
Also pretty funny she chose just now to come back to reddit since the Ghazi salt fest. And what did she come back for??? Yep, to rank which nerf guns are the best...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Nerf/comments/5mpddk/breakdown_and_ranking_of_all_the_rival_blasters/
"This is a hard blaster to recommend to anyone. It doesn't rev up quickly, and because the trigger pull is so heavy, it takes a split second longer between intent to fire and impact. The stock isn't long enough to pull into the shoulder well, so you're never confident with your accuracy. This is not a gun you can use as your primary. Hard to recommend.
Number 4: Khaos
All of the other Blasters here are excellent in their own way, and you shouldn't hesitate to get it if you see a use in your loadout. The Khaos is amazing for outdoor play. But, the 45 (overloaded) balls drain quickly and it can't be reloaded mid-battle. There's also no way to buy spare magazines. They go for $55 on eBay, and at that point it's almost worth it to buy another Khaos, which would just be ludicrous.
The upside to the Khaos is accuracy at long range. And it can also be used in CQB to overwhelm in a charge. But, again, after you're out of ammo it's game over. It's not my favorite, but if they sell spare magazines it will be.
Number 3: Apollo
This gun is a blast. I love it, and if you like Nerf at all it's a steal at $25. It's dead accurate, and a lot of fun to shoot. It's not the best weapon in a war, but the sheer fun of using it makes up for it.
The downsides are, it jams more than any Nerf weapon I've ever owned. I'm going to take out all the safety locks soon and see if it helps, but it loves to jam if you don't push the cocking mechanism all the way back forward. I was hit twice tonight when it jammed at a critical moment.
I wish it were possible to buy a pile of 7 round magazines for it. It feels bulky with the 12-round magazine, but it's quite usable. Also, it creaks a lot as you carry it. But again, this is a super fun blaster to own."
Ummm.....yeah. This is pretty super serial for talk about some fucking toy bang-bangs. I would pay mucho dinero for video of John swooping around the living room, Solid Snaking against walls and getting really into it. Underlines are my own emphasis.
EDIT: This was 2 days ago. This politician must have a lot of free time. Can you imagine how friendless John's life must be to get this familiar with so many little boys' toys?
P.S. You saw this coming: John jammed when he pushed his cocking mechanism all the way back.