DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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I wish that DSP would at least acknowledge and embrace the one thing that makes him unique, and that is that he is genuinely the worst professional entertainer in the world. I can’t think of a single streamer, actor, comedian, or podcaster that would put out something like DSP’s now-regular podcast segments where he fucks around with shitty RGB lighting and explains what he’s doing like he’s doing closed captioning. Go ahead and pop into this Flight Sim stream for a minute and try not to immediately reach for your phone out of mind-crushing boredom.

Seriously, is there anyone that earns a living doing this that is more boring, untalented, unfunny, ungrateful, and rude to their viewers? That is Phil’s true legacy, and I think it’s high time that he embraces what makes him truly special!
 
Honestly, knowing Phil. He’s going be a giant ass to him. Remember this the same guy that got upset that metokur didn’t get on his stream before because of his heath issues.
I’m sure he’s going to be complaining to metokur about his dsp videos and be an unlikable ass through the whole thing.
I’m sure he won’t do the podcast and Phil will play the victim
Presuming metokur even comes on his show and DSP does act like a dick to him - it will be another great step in a long line of brilliance in improving DSPs image.

Imagine DSP does anything besides being kind, grateful and respectful to metokur given his current health stuff?

I'd like to think he is smart enough to not try some shit like that - but then again he did publicly tweeter metokur some shit about having him on his shitty fucking channel "before it's too late"
 
Presuming metokur even comes on his show and DSP does act like a dick to him - it will be another great step in a long line of brilliance in improving DSPs image.

Imagine DSP does anything besides being kind, grateful and respectful to metokur given his current health stuff?

I'd like to think he is smart enough to not try some shit like that - but then again he did publicly tweeter metokur some shit about having him on his shitty fucking channel "before it's too late"
I think Phil knows he’s not coming. He kept saying shit like: the ball is in his court. If he wants to do it, He’ll do it. It’s all up to him. It’s his decision; I have no say so in it, etc… all this shit points to him not coming.
Honestly, Phil fucked it over anyway. Less than a week notice and the guy has major health issues. “Dood, I know you have cancer or some shit like that, but….uhhh fuckin’ go on my podcast”
Also, Phil most likely won’t be nice to him. He will do what he did to null and demand why he’s negative towards him. Yes, I’m sure Phil will be a bitch to a guy with cancer.
 
I think Phil knows he’s not coming. He kept saying shit like: the ball is in his court. If he wants to do it, He’ll do it. It’s all up to him. It’s his decision; I have no say so in it, etc… all this shit points to him not coming.
Honestly, Phil fucked it over anyway. Less than a week notice and the guy has major health issues. “Dood, I know you have cancer or some shit like that, but….uhhh fuckin’ go on my podcast”
Also, Phil most likely won’t be nice to him. He will do what he did to null and demand why he’s negative towards him. Yes, I’m sure Phil will be a bitch to a guy with cancer.
Plus was metokur even that "bad" to DSP? He made a few videos ragging on DSP but as far as I can remember he made fun of the sperg detractors also like the SOK.

The things metokur gave him the most shit for were that games were going to be dumbed down because of him and that turned out to be objectively true.

I'm going to guess that DSP isn't even topical enough nowadays for metokur to even care in the first place - the only reason DSP would be topical enough is if metokur goes on his shitty stream (which seems extraordinarily unlikely).
 
What's funny to consider is that pre-SideScrollers, when Phil was first shopping around the idea of a comprehensive interview to "tell his truth" (i.e. lie in the most obvious & shameless manner possible), Mee-toke-ur was one of the few to step up to the plate and publicly offer to do it (which Phil notoriously rebuffed b/c he's a shortsighted, narcissistic, retarded faggot). I do wonder how things would have played out if Phil had gone with Jim instead of Craig, as I do think many (if not most) of the recent arcs Phil has embarked on are at least partly reactions to the fallout he got after that disastrous interview.
 
Plus was metokur even that "bad" to DSP? He made a few videos ragging on DSP but as far as I can remember he made fun of the sperg detractors also like the SOK.

The things metokur gave him the most shit for were that games were going to be dumbed down because of him and that turned out to be objectively true.

I'm going to guess that DSP isn't even topical enough nowadays for metokur to even care in the first place - the only reason DSP would be topical enough is if metokur goes on his shitty stream (which seems extraordinarily unlikely).
In Phil’s mind, any criticism is bad. Look at his dents he banned for just giving their opinions. I have a feeling Phil is going deeper into drama/right wing shit for money and getting metokur would help him with this.
He would bring the same type of people over like Kino did. Hell,I’m sure he would love to have boogie and Nick Fuentes for the same reason.
 
I can't believe he 'plays' Flight Sim but doesn't actually play or fly the planes at all. He just puts it on autopilot, commentates, and begs for tips for hours. Absolute insanity. Who watches this shit?
to be fair outside of takeoff, landing and taxiing around the airport that's pretty much how you play a flight sim minus the begging. If he was smart he'd head over to vatsim and join the collective larp that is virtual airlines where they structure things like is done irl and start with puddle jumpers and work his way to aircraft like the 747/A380. His attention span is way to short for it though and requires an insane amount of patience.

Then again it would really appeal to Phil's schedule autism.
 
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He’s going to drop the game. I’m betting he’s going to dive deeper in to drama/right wing shit for content. He’s going to be unbearable even more than he is now.
Lmfao he's literally never going to finish a game again until he swallows his pride and reverts the goal back to $50 in tips and hides the rest of the cahtributions, but the dents have already had the scales removed from their eyes. We're beginning to see how badly he fucked himself with that decision.

He's been trying to put on a face of not being scared, and maybe he isn't because throughout everything he has the most retardedly misplaced optimism of all time, but I really cant imagine how long that will last. We might be going back to pulling emergency begs for groceries before long.
 
Lmfao he's literally never going to finish a game again until he swallows his pride and reverts the goal back to $50 in tips and hides the rest of the cahtributions, but the dents have already had the scales removed from their eyes. We're beginning to see how badly he fucked himself with that decision.
I think Dave, deep down, knows most of his paypigs are mentally challenged, but he really miscalculated and underestimated their dentistry. The average dent from his chat has no idea how much DSP really makes (or how he spends his money) and might be swayed into tipping by a desperate beg, particularly when watching at DSP stream, who's providing free khantent with a morose expression while sitting at $23.

Phil gave his retarded fans a better idea about his actual earnings ("Oh, he already made $64 tonight, he's fine!") so the whole manipulation and pity begging is a little less effective. For DSP, losing 3-5 dolphins, is really making a dent (lol) in his overall income.

We've already seen it with the new "streak": I think DSP has realized this error and is currently extremely busy workshopping new manipulation strategies with his autistic mods and his mo-wife. Jiggling the keys (Stellar Blade is waiting) was one of these moves and I'm still unsure whether the RGB lights are part of that too, or autistic-syde phil just got distracted.
 
The things metokur gave him the most shit for were that games were going to be dumbed down because of him and that turned out to be objectively true.
That and being not very entertaining. The GTA stream was the best of Jim because it starts with "Perfect timing. you know you have entered a DSP stream when the words "Mission failed" are seen over the screen" And the "He could talk about anything, about the game, about mechanics but nope, dead silent except some coughing and snorting" Maybe Phil thinks he would have the upper hand against a stricken Metokur but if you have seen how he ripped Boogie a new one for faking cancer even a sick Metokur is smarter then "resurgent" Phil
 
If there's something to pray to, it's a competent IRS investigator / auditor for when Dave's up on the chopping block.
I'll believe it when I see it. So far everytime the pig has been on the chopping block the pigroach luck kicked in and saved his ass. Even though some may argue that the pigroach luck is more akin to a monkey's paw, it still saved his gouty ass multiple times
 
I'll believe it when I see it. So far everytime the pig has been on the chopping block the pigroach luck kicked in and saved his ass. Even though some may argue that the pigroach luck is more akin to a monkey's paw, it still saved his gouty ass multiple times
Keep in mind that Musk and some others that are a part of Trump's kitchen cabinet have been toying with ideas about abolishing the IRS. Obviously nothing concrete but they could have dramatic budget and personnel cuts.

Imagine the kek if we wake up in the world one day and people were posting "DSP outlasted... The fucking IRS" memes. I think I would just have to admit defeat at that point (which assumes I'm part of the "detractor" groups that want to see DSP fail which I'm really not)
 
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