Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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Mandarys_Milan said:
It's called a joke. I answer questions as I'm asked them. Give up the grudge and calm down.
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I've let you post here for months and I haven't a grudge against anyone, what I have a grudge against is not having fun on the Internet. Talking about rape is not fun. We've heard your story now and I'd like the thread to be about having fun on the Internet (or at least something new).
 
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Dynastia said:
Nobody has a grudge against you we're just not here to see thirsty spergs trying to talk you into sitting on their faces.
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the facesitting thing was a joke, i don't know how you can't possibly understand that like rly
i mean even the crazy lady @Mandarys_Milan knew it was a joke
I'LL Let u have ONE FRee pass my man, i'll just assume you got "contact autizm" temporarily from being on a site that deals with 'tism on a daily basis

Null said:
I've let you post here for months and I haven't a grudge against anyone, what I have a grudge against is not having fun on the Internet. Talking about rape is not fun. We've heard your story now and I'd like the thread to be about having fun on the Internet (or at least something new).
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stop having fun on the internet null the internet is not about fun
also lol the avatar
shamefully there doesn't seem to be a lot of new shmorky deets so the thread is prolly gonna be pretty exceptional and silly until he either klurfs himself or whatever.
 
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Mandarys_Milan said:
It's called a joke. I answer questions as I'm asked them. Give up the grudge and calm down.



If only I had some. Shmork wasn't one for dick pics because he didn't like the fact that his dick existed, and was much more fond of the imaginary vagina he had in between his balls and ass.
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Post pics of his imaginary vagina.
 
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Null said:
Talking about rape is not fun.
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Who's talking about rape? Also, rape kind of needs to be talked about since this man nearly, and may very well have, committed statutory rape. No one is stopping anyone from having fun. This thread should be about having fun, but it should also be about the fact that fun aside, this man is dangerous person and in addition to having fun and getting a kick out of these pictures (I'm actually working on some myself) we should be trying to find out if he had any more victims. We're capable of doing both.

CatParty said:
would you possibly have any personal pics of him you have not previously shared? stories are nice but content content is even better
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Unfortunately I think I've shared everything I have, and I don't have much because of how bizarrely frightened Shmorky was of cameras. I don't know if I posted this before, I might have, but here - rare pic of no-makeup Shmorky.

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Michel said:
Post pics of his imaginary vagina.
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Even if I had one, I would not subject the fine posters of this thread to Shmorky's hairy gooch.
 
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seriously, never been on here before.
good friend from school sends me about Shmorky trying to top our ongoing "world-on-the-web" competition
This blew me the fuck away
the hardest thing to wrap my head around is the horde of people defending him. I get circling the wagons to save the circle jerk but how can anyone who read these think that he isn't in the wrong?
"But abuse"
"But misgendering"
Seriously? Even if you wanna say these are incredibly compelling factors (I fucking don't) in this dude's behavior, does it really excuse it? at best they offer up an explanation that doesn't stop what he does from being super fucked up
 
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Not sure how notable this is, but shmork has his twitter profile pic set as a screencap from NES classic Monster Party, specifically the room with the dead crustacean proclaiming "Sorry, I'm dead." - which just happens to be the namesake of ex-goon DeseasedCrab, whos wife (that thinks she is the actual moon and also that it's racist to not believe in ghosts and also binds her tits to either look more like the moon or she is lowkey ftm trooning) posted this when the shmork shit started to hit the fan:

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Not sure if there is a connection besides her gross (non poop) porn and her husband's obnoxious shmorkish voice, but there you go.
 
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BlueSpark said:
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I never thought that I'd feel bad for a Klurf :(
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Don't be. Have you ever read The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Klurfton? This is the only possible Final Solution.

Flustercuck said:
is Shmorky dead yet?
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God is not that kind. However, he's locked in a place which doesn't allow makeup, probably doesn't call him by his fake name and pronouns, most likely confiscated his binder and corset because of the metal hooks, roomed him up with cis men, and his forcing him to acknowledge the fact that he has problems and very likely put him on some sort of medication. That's pretty much a face worse than death for him. If there's one thing Shmorky couldn't stand, it's situations he didn't have complete control over.
 
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GhostButt said:
Not sure how notable this is, but shmork has his twitter profile pic set as a screencap from NES classic Monster Party, specifically the room with the dead crustacean proclaiming "Sorry, I'm dead." - which just happens to be the namesake of ex-goon DeseasedCrab, whos wife (that thinks she is the actual moon and also that it's racist to not believe in ghosts and also binds her tits to either look more like the moon or she is lowkey ftm trooning) posted this when the shmork shit started to hit the fan:

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Not sure if there is a connection besides her gross (non poop) porn and her husband's obnoxious shmorkish voice, but there you go.
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Oh, is that Madamluna? I was actually (now ex) friends with someone who was friends with her a while back. Never interacted with her directly, but she seemed a little moonbattish at the time.

Small world.
 
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