Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[DickMain]

yay finally the only person in this thread i actually LIKE

While I am honored, you know I'm gonna tell you to play nice. I have been around long enough to know that Toji, SchizoidWife, and all the rest are different people lol

that was a one time mistake

Because you are an amazing chef. I really hope you're eating by the way. I said it a few pages go before you got here, but 90lps isn't normal, so don't feel bad. We were saying we thought somewhere around 120 is normal.

Also good job for slapping talbott around while you were gone

 

[User 190298]

90 isnt really that bad and 120 is just too much

 

[CallmeCicada]

yay finally the only person in this thread i actually LIKE

 

[DickMain]

90 isnt really that bad and 120 is just too much

When you were a little younger maybe. I'm assuming I'm about a foot taller than you, and that your BMI is way healthier than my own, and given that you ought to be floating somewhere around 120 according to the normal charts you can look up for BMI.

For reference, I'm assuming you're somewhere around here, because this is fairly average for your height (or what I assume is your height).

I might be a little over/under on how tall you are, but most of the boxes floating around there land within 120.

 

[User 190298]

i’m like 5’3 and i havent really gotten any taller since 13 or 14 idfk the years kinda blur around at this point

 

[SquareNerd]

Zoey is a midget?

 

[User 190298]

Zoey is a midget?

NO

Zoey is a midget?

5’3 ISNT SHORT

 

[DickMain]

idfk the years kinda blur around at this point

They keep doing that, sadly. I sometimes forget I'm a couple years older than I am when needing to recall my age.

 

[SquareNerd]

5’3 ISNT SHORT

It was a joke

 

[User 190298]

the most vivid memory of being 14 i have is probably sitting in my closet eating expired grahan crackers

 

[DickMain]

the most vivid memory of being 14 i have is probably sitting in my closet eating expired grahan crackers

Graham crackers are good, but why the closet? Pillow fort?

 

[User 190298]

Graham crackers are good, but why the closet? Pillow fort?

because my mom put security cameras around the house and also i just liked the closet

 

[Helvetia]

5’3 ISNT SHORT

go back to Santa's workshop girl

 

[DickMain]

because my mom put security cameras around the house

Oh she's one of those, I see. I hope you can get away from her at some point for your own good. I forget, do you have extended family?

 

[Nameless One]

Isn't MSI the band that became The Left Rights and did that song about footjobs called Alabaster Street? I heard that song once through that online series with the talking squirrel. Foamy or something? The creator did some sub-series called 4Y Records and did an episode

I didn't even know about that but that sounds funny lmao.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

You know who I am.

I am the Russian Emperor, good to see you.

 

[User 190298]

Oh she's one of those, I see. I hope you can get away from her at some point for your own good. I forget, do you have extended family?

i do but i dont like bothering them that often

 

[DickMain]

You know who I am.

I am the Russian Emperor, good to see you.

I'm having my first day of work today and now Zoey is back and socializing what bad timing.

i do but i dont like bothering them that often

That's fair, but please keep them in mind. If there's an opportunity to get into a more stable home while doing even a little part-time work I encourage you to explore the option for your own health.

 

[Nameless One]

5’3 ISNT SHORT

For a man it is. Luckily you're a woman so its more normal. Oh wait. You still a pooner?

 

[CallmeCicada]

You know who I am.

I am the Russian Emperor, good to see you.