Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Shoresy]

please dont compare me to the weirdo who asked me to throw up on them

Looks like I got a new addition to the list.

im my own amazing person

who...

• fucked the wrong end of a razor
• cuts herself
• has 3 cats that are quite possibly malnourished, if not dead, and probably all have had the wrong end of a razor shoved up their asses
• literally cannot get a job because she's a walking liability and quite possibly a full fledged retard

• threw up on batto

 

[User 190298]

threw up on batto

NO I DIDNT

 

[DickMain]

please dont compare me to the weirdo who asked me to throw up on them

This is sort of an example of what I mean when I was saying not to take your thread too seriously. We're all mostly just fucking around here. Nobody has it seriously out for you like Colton or Talbott. Those two are people we think are actually degenerates. We just think you're a goofball at the end of the day. The people asking for stuff like that (like with Talbott and the urinal stuff) are the ones that we legitimately do not like.

 

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please dont compare me to the weirdo who asked me to throw up on them

storytime ?

 

[Racist Parrot]

me and my niggas mounted ur mum I'm surprised they used to hand them out that way since all we got was a little leather booklet with a tiny certificate in it.

We got a regular paper one in a book then we got a little laminated copy lol.

 

[Nameless One]

You aren't even really a bad person much. Just a clown. All jolly no joy. You take bait too easily because you read it seriously. Your grammatical skills must be fucked if you got most of your edumacation from the internet usage.

 

[Shoresy]

We're all mostly just fucking around here.

Yeah, seriously, I'm just laying in my warm comfy bed on this cold December morning, laughing to myself at this entire thread. I'm not actually insinuating any of the stuff on that list I wrote is true, it's just me fucking with you for laughs.

you have been being a bit of a retard though, knock it off

 

[Nameless One]

Yeah, seriously, I'm just laying in my warm comfy bed on this cold December morning, laughing to myself at this entire thread. I'm not actually insinuating any of the stuff on that list I wrote, it's just me fucking with you for laughs.

Literally I'm doing the same thing. Unlike Zoey I may actually sleep now though. Wake me up if she does a major event. Something. I dunno. Ciao Zoey.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

me and my niggas mounted ur mum I'm surprised they used to hand them out that way since all we got was a little leather booklet with a tiny certificate in it.

I originally typed out "me and my niggas", but my seventh grade teacher taught me to proofread my work and shiiieeeeet. Big ups Mrs. Leibowitz, yous a real G. My MSD actually came leatherbound, prepared the same way as my HSD and college degrees.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

YOU CALLED ME A FUCKIN SLUR AND YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY YOU BACK IN KINDNESS AND LOVE AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE???

Retard isn't a slur you retarded niggerfaggot kike.

 

[Racist Parrot]

I kept telling you we were your besties but you keep laser focused on the negatives instead Zoey.

 

[CallmeCicada]

storytime ?

There's no story, Zoey said Colton makes her want to puke and he responded with "yeah baby, vomit on me".

 

[Shoresy]

There's no story, Zoey said Colton makes her want to puke and he responded with "yeah baby, vomit on me".

why doesn't this forum have a funny rating

 

[Nameless One]

There's no story, Zoey said Colton makes her want to puke and he responded with "yeah baby, vomit on me".

That's fucked. Though, its Colton.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

I kept telling you we were your besties but you keep laser focused on the negatives instead Zoey.

She can't help it, positivity and optimism are part of the ninth grade curriculum.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here's another cat, it's time to sleep.

 

[User 190298]

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Here's another cat, it's time to sleep.

no

 

[DickMain]

Leibowitz

This isn't real

There's no story, Zoey said Colton makes her want to puke and he responded with "yeah baby, vomit on me".

This is 100% why all of us are just goofing around with you too, Zoey. Colton and Talbott ask for disgusting things like this, so we actually dislike them quite a good deal. With you we're just riffing, nothing serious. Some of the things you say can be kind of ridiculous sometimes (you don't have to overshare with stuff about the razor with people like Talbott stalking you, seriously).

 

[User 190298]

7th grade fuckin sucked if im being honest though

 

[Shoresy]

A tip for you @kindaripmyheartout; stop telling us so many intimate personal details about yourself. While it's funny to hear you fucked the handle of your razor, we didn't really need to know that. You need to set boundaries with yourself in terms of the information about yourself you're just gladly handing out to us.

But hey, since you're being so generous, just a couple random questions for no real reason; what's your social security number? What was your mom's last name before she got married? What was your first pets name? And what are the 3 digits on the back of your credit card?

seriously stop being such an open fucking book lmao