Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

After years of reading, I have finally made an account because of Wu's run for office, I couldn't help myself and I'm really looking forward to the next 2 years.

Also pretty funny she chose just now to come back to reddit since the Ghazi salt fest. And what did she come back for??? Yep, to rank which nerf guns are the best...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Nerf/comments/5mpddk/breakdown_and_ranking_of_all_the_rival_blasters/
Yeah, this is about PLASTIC TOY GUNS:



"This is a hard blaster to recommend to anyone. It doesn't rev up quickly, and because the trigger pull is so heavy, it takes a split second longer between intent to fire and impact. The stock isn't long enough to pull into the shoulder well, so you're never confident with your accuracy. This is not a gun you can use as your primary. Hard to recommend.

Number 4: Khaos

All of the other Blasters here are excellent in their own way, and you shouldn't hesitate to get it if you see a use in your loadout. The Khaos is amazing for outdoor play. But, the 45 (overloaded) balls drain quickly and it can't be reloaded mid-battle. There's also no way to buy spare magazines. They go for $55 on eBay, and at that point it's almost worth it to buy another Khaos, which would just be ludicrous.

The upside to the Khaos is accuracy at long range. And it can also be used in CQB to overwhelm in a charge. But, again, after you're out of ammo it's game over. It's not my favorite, but if they sell spare magazines it will be.

Number 3: Apollo

This gun is a blast. I love it, and if you like Nerf at all it's a steal at $25. It's dead accurate, and a lot of fun to shoot. It's not the best weapon in a war, but the sheer fun of using it makes up for it.

The downsides are, it jams more than any Nerf weapon I've ever owned. I'm going to take out all the safety locks soon and see if it helps, but it loves to jam if you don't push the cocking mechanism all the way back forward. I was hit twice tonight when it jammed at a critical moment.

I wish it were possible to buy a pile of 7 round magazines for it. It feels bulky with the 12-round magazine, but it's quite usable. Also, it creaks a lot as you carry it. But again, this is a super fun blaster to own."

Ummm.....yeah. This is pretty super serial for talk about some fucking toy bang-bangs. I would pay mucho dinero for video of John swooping around the living room, Solid Snaking against walls and getting really into it. Underlines are my own emphasis.

EDIT: This was 2 days ago. This politician must have a lot of free time. Can you imagine how friendless John's life must be to get this familiar with so many little boys' toys?

P.S. You saw this coming: John jammed when he pushed his cocking mechanism all the way back.
 
Good luck with your "candidacy", John.

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Good luck with your "candidacy", John.

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John is so authentically Boston! He seems like a good ol' ordinary, sports-watchin' dude! I'm sure it's not at all a coincidence that these references to local sports teams have emerged for the first time in his entire Twitter history now that he's tryin' to connect with the votin' public!

Actually, this gives us an insight into how John's campaign will go: Just as pandering as a REAL politician, but infinitely more tone-deaf and patronizing.

Because 'tism.
 

"He's attacked US intelligence agencies"

Did Brianna miss the part where Hillary Clinton personally attacked James Comey for re-opening his FBI investigation into her email server? And how Hillary Clinton blamed the FBI itself for her loss in the race?

I would say most politicians are stupid so Bri could be one, but she's a little extra slow. What do releasing or not releasing tax returns have to do with anything regarding an alleged Russian influence on him from his time allegedly watching prostitutes give golden showers in Russia? If they were actually in his tax returns, the IRS would have handed over any info to the FBI.

Can she stay on 1 subject at a time, or is she just mindlessly listing the TOP 3 REASONS WHY TRUMP IS BAD from a buzzfeed article, and somehow linking them to these insane allegations?
 
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That reminds me, is Mr. Flynt going to Washington next Friday for the Inauguration? I know he was virtual signaling the shit out of that feminist march or protest or whatever (which is another laughable story in itself, but :offtopic:), but I didn't see anything about him actually going. And if not him, are any other notable cows going to make an appearance? Because I'm still going, so lemme know if there are any cows I should keep an eye out for.
Don't forget...
I'll give you five GBP if you bring back some funny pictures; ten if Wu actually shows up and you get her photo. :)
 
I agree. I thought he passed better than I've ever seen him.
All the facial ticks and rapid, awkward head movements make him look like one of the robots from Westworld malfunctioning. There is nothing feminine or even human in that personification of the uncanny valley.

This political chapter is an absolutely beautiful thing because I think it heralds the end-game for John "Dunning Wuger" Flynt and that, like everything that befalls John, it's almost entirely his own fault.

By being such a short-sighted limelight seeker, John has thrust himself into a world that will annihilate and expose him in equal measure. That softball interview was delightfully excruciating to watch and a superb teaser for what we have in store. Additionally, by getting into politics (both the clear career shift and added exposure), John will surely torpedo his Patreon much more rapidly.

So, in 3 months time I predict:

John is fully outed against his will as a man
Johns web of lies about his past and qualifications unravels badly in a public way
The public at large get a dose of John and the reaction is horror and repulsion
John loses at least 50% of Patreon income (i.e. earns less than $750 a month) and not even the MSM play up to his delusions.
 
So, in 3 months time I predict:

John is fully outed against his will as a man
Johns web of lies about his past and qualifications unravels badly in a public way
The public at large get a dose of John and the reaction is horror and repulsion
John loses at least 50% of Patreon income (i.e. earns less than $750 a month) and not even the MSM play up to his delusions.

Not a popular theory but I've always said that on some level she wants to be outed as John.
She milked being a victim as a female for what it worth to the point were even the feminazis have turned on her so all that's left is the Trans reveal.
Of course the plan would be to spin it as "surprise I passed so well" whilst simultaneously playing the " everyday I get threats for being trans" which wouldn't really work.
Basically Brianna lIves drama and her circle is quick to accept any narrative she spins.
They say all the best criminals want to get caught so they can have the credit and attention at some point she going to play the "Trans woman who stood alone" card.
 
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Not a popular theory but I've always said that on some level she wants to be outed as John.
She milked being a victim as a female for what it worth to the point were even the feminazis have turned on her so all that's left is the Trans reveal.
Of course the plan would be to spin it as "surprise I passed so well" whilst simultaneously playing the " everyday I get threats for being trans" which wouldn't really work.
Basically Brianna lIves drama and her circle is quick to accept any narrative she spins.

Is it too soon to set up a "how long along the campaign trail till he claims to be trans for sjw votes" pool?
 
Honestly, even if I was to get really drunk and thought Brianna was a real woman, they just don't work on her and seem like more like a cheap pair of novelty glasses.

I think they're purely prop glasses. I've looked closely and I don't see any distortion through the lenses. If they're prescription, they're super weak.
 
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"We have to stop Donald G Trump for his ties to Paul Manifold", said candidate to the House Brianna Wu. "We have to harness the energy from the Bernie Sandberg supporters and I will do my best to listen to their voice. Elect me to parliament, and I swear you will see real changes on Capital Hill. I beat gamergate after all."
 
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"We have to stop Donald G Trump for his ties to Paul Manifold", said candidate to the House Brianna Wu. "We have to harness the energy from the Bernie Sandberg supporters and I will do my best to listen to their voice. Elect me to parliament, and I swear you will see real changes on Capital Hill. I beat gamergate after all."
Did Wu learn nothing from butting heads with The Commander?
 
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