Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[RAT Team Six]

I know that cows do horrible things and fuck up their lives because it’s just kind of their specialty, but missing Christmas because you attacked your family and couldn’t stop choosing drugs over them is another level of sad. Granted, it’s somewhat normal given that jails and prisons always have those types of inmates over the holidays, but it just seems so much darker than the other ways cows usually fuck up their lives and the lives of those around them.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

but missing Christmas because you attacked your family and couldn’t stop choosing drugs over them is another level of sad. Granted, it’s somewhat normal given that jails and prisons always have those types of inmates over the holidays, but it just seems so much darker than the other ways cows usually fuck up their lives and the lives of those around them.

This is typical of lolcows. Famously KingCobraJFS did the same thing. He snuck a bottle of hard liquor in the car ride from his shithole apartment to the family home and downed the entire thing in the backseat then threatened to kill his father and himself resulting in his father kicking him out of the car at a gas station and calling the police to come pick him up.

Spoiler

 

[11apocalyptic11]

my methhead days

There is no such thing as "methhead days", that would imply you stopped being a methhead (impossible)

 

[RAT Team Six]

There is no such thing as "methhead days", that would imply you stopped being a methhead (impossible)

There is a way to test this. Sure, he may be able to resist the sweet, sweet taste of meth now…but can he resist a juicy copper wire left dangerously unattended right in front of him?

 

[SandyCat]

I know that cows do horrible things and fuck up their lives because it’s just kind of their specialty, but missing Christmas because you attacked your family and couldn’t stop choosing drugs over them is another level of sad. Granted, it’s somewhat normal given that jails and prisons always have those types of inmates over the holidays, but it just seems so much darker than the other ways cows usually fuck up their lives and the lives of those around them.

Well if fucking RAT DAD just took his beatings like a good father Bossman would be hitting the crispity crackarooski right now while wearing a santa hat and throwing down bands on roulette. If he didn't call the glowie rats while our boy was on a crackarooski run I guarantee he'd have a civic by Christmas and some fat fucking chrismtas presents under the tree for the family all paid for with his big wins

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Bossman sure had a fuckn terrible year.
And here I was feeling a bit weird for him in 2023 when he gambled all of Christmas Day like it was any other day of the year. Innocent times compared to 2024.

 

[drachenbarde]

he could be set for life is he wasn't such an enormous moron

 

[postfeetpls]

he could be set for life is he wasn't such an enormous moron

That's pretty much why we're all here lol

 

[drachenbarde]

Bossmanjack flow chart​

 

[break these cuffs]

I know that cows do horrible things and fuck up their lives because it’s just kind of their specialty, but missing Christmas because you attacked your family and couldn’t stop choosing drugs over them is another level of sad. Granted, it’s somewhat normal given that jails and prisons always have those types of inmates over the holidays, but it just seems so much darker than the other ways cows usually fuck up their lives and the lives of those around them.

Don't be dissing jail, man, he had some good fucking parties in there, and he got good friends in there. I mean they fed him, he used their gym, come on, don’t be dissing jail. It’s not fucking cool. Here's a clip from a documentary on jail from Christmas time. I know it's from Canada, but it really can't be that much different.

 

[FinnSven]

Don't be dissing jail, man, he had some good fucking parties in there, and he got good friends in there. I mean they fed him, he used their gym, come on, don’t be dissing jail. It’s not fucking cool. Here's a clip from a documentary on jail from Christmas time. I know it's from Canada, but it really can't be that much different.

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I could imagine Bossman Jack befriending a Ricky-like fellow for a time.

They would certainly fall out over crack and money though.

 

[AnOminous]

he could be set for life is he wasn't such an enormous moron

Probably not, unfortunately. Gambling sites don't make their money by giving it away. The only reason BMJ gets juiced is he's guaranteed to lose it all almost every time. So it doesn't really cost them much to juice a guaranteed long-term loser. They even make money off it at the same time as getting advertisement because of all the orbiter idiots juicing him themselves.

If he somehow cleaned up, played in a disciplined manner, and managed to keep most of that juice, they'd stop giving it to him and on top of that he'd be less entertaining.

 

[MadStan]

I know that cows do horrible things and fuck up their lives because it’s just kind of their specialty, but missing Christmas because you attacked your family and couldn’t stop choosing drugs over them…

Is a perfect reason to spend time in jail and not destroy your family even more. His incarceration is his family’s Christmas gift.

 

[Mike and Eichs]

His incarceration is his family’s Christmas gift.

And BMJ's Christmas gift is our mothers, gift wrapped in the conjugal visit room.

 

[KingFrampt]

Is a perfect reason to spend time in jail and not destroy your family even more. His incarceration is his family’s Christmas gift.

Damn that visitation nice!

 

[JT Marlin]

This is typical of lolcows. Famously KingCobraJFS did the same thing. He snuck a bottle of hard liquor in the car ride from his shithole apartment to the family home and downed the entire thing in the backseat then threatened to kill his father and himself resulting in his father kicking him out of the car at a gas station and calling the police to come pick him up.

Spoiler

Well said. Never ever feel sorry for a lolcow.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Bossman sure had a fuckn terrible year.

And by extension, we did too. Can't survive much longer without him. Just want him back

 

[Billy Bong]

The first time he'll be spending Christmas around other people for a while, so that's good, hey?

 

[Pepper Jack]

Is a perfect reason to spend time in jail and not destroy your family even more. His incarceration is his family’s Christmas gift.

I hope that Trapper is sleeping in Austin's bed while Austin is in jail.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope that Trapper is sleeping in Austin's bed while Austin is in jail.

I was going to say I hope not because we don't know what fluids are on there, but then I remembered we know he jerks off in his parents bed.