Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[S.C.U.D.]

Also we get full canon confirmation that we here at the farms are 100% confirmed stalkerchilds destined to enjoy prison
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And we are but a handful, certainly not hundreds of unique posters. There will be no overcrowding when we enjoy prison as we are but a few.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh yeah, we are just a handful of the clinically obsessed.
The Cryptic Web Chronicles YT channel alone has almost 6k subs. There are surely thousands of Fatrick-enjoyers all over the world.

For once in his life, the pig underestimates his popularity.

I wonder if there are more views of this thread than his tweeting history?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I wonder if there are more views of this thread than his tweeting history?

No, child. Billions line up to view Pat's tweets, far more than the small group of criminally obsessed stalkers to which you belong. Enjoy prison.

 

[FinnSven]

No, child. Billions line up to view Pat's tweets, far more than the small group of criminally obsessed stalkers to which you belong. Enjoy prison.

In less developed areas is it like how traveling cinemas used to work?

They set up a projector in the largest building in the area or on a large sheet, weather allowing, and show the tweets to the illiterate villagers?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

In less developed areas is it like how traveling cinemas used to work?

They set up a projector in the largest building in the area or on a large sheet, weather allowing, and show the tweets to the illiterate villagers?

No need for a large sheet, they just use Pat's back.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Oh yeah, we are just a handful of the clinically obsessed.
The Cryptic Web Chronicles YT channel alone has almost 6k subs. There are surely thousands of Fatrick-enjoyers all over the world.

For once in his life, the pig underestimates his popularity.

I found out over Thanksgiving that my sister in law is a patposter (she claims it's my fault) and that she in turn accidentally turned a bunch of her friends into patposters (this is also somehow my fault apparently).

On the plus side it does sorta confirm my previous hypothesis in this thread that Pat is the ultimate everyman lolcow, because basically every normal person who sees him be an unlikeable jacakss on Twitter inevitably joins the criminal cyberstalking cult rest of us in laughing at his idiocy.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

The Cryptic Web Chronicles YT channel alone has almost 6k subs. There are surely thousands of Fatrick-enjoyers all over the world.

No child. Those are Russian bots. Only you and a handful of clinically obsessed cyberstalkers in the worldwide troll ecosystem subscribe to his channel, sweet gullible baby child. Enjoy prison atalker.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

On the plus side it does sorta confirm my previous hypothesis in this thread that Pat is the ultimate everyman lolcow, because basically every normal person who sees him be an unlikeable jacakss on Twitter inevitably joins the criminal cyberstalking cult rest of us in laughing at his idiocy.

It is my true belief that Patposting has the ability to bring world peace. Much like Mr Bean his humor is universal, everyone can point and laugh at this fat retard.

 

[femoralcanal]

It is my true belief that Patposting has the ability to bring world peace. Much like Mr Bean his humor is universal, everyone can point and laugh at this fat retard.

Aaaah, Mr. Bean!

One of the most wholesome and fond childhood memories of countless people around the world. I think not even Patrick can twist the pure joy Rowan Atkinson gave us.

Right?

Come on, you saw this coming from a mile away

Pat has made ONE mention of Mr. Bean. One. And he's done his best to soil it. I swear, Patrick is the ultimate form of Harry Potter's Dementors, fatly sustaining his existence by feeding on the happiness, hope, and the meatloaf of everyone around him.

But hey at least we get opportunity #1 billion to laugh at Fat and reflect that no matter how much your life may suck right now, you'll learn something from it and get back on your feet. Because you are not Patrick.


2017 or 2035, it doesn't matter. He lives forever in the Groundhog Day Hellhole of his own creation. And it is beautiful.

 

[Judge Holden]

"My agent and I are quite happy with our professional relationship..."

Fatrick's agent being a depraved pig fetishist who just wants to ride his ass like a Harley Davidson would make some sense, as there has to be something tethering him to this retarded porcine liability

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"My agent and I are quite happy with our professional relationship" bullshit. A literary agent isn't going to keep you around if you can't sell a book to make up the investment or can't write new books. They found out that viral tweets don't sell books so they tossed you Patrick.

Also imagine thinking that that drawing he did of a space ship was "professional". Children can do better with a box of crayons.

 

[Schwarzwald]

"What are you in for?"

"Carjacking. They got me on my fifth one, got careless. You?"

"Murder. Caught my girl with another man. Started with three in that room, ended with one. How's about you, buddy?"

"Oh, me? I posted mean comments on the Internet about a fat guy from Milwaukee."

A look of sheer terror came across the faces of the hardened inmates as the third man spoke and the realization set in. From that point on, he was untouchable. Nobody would so much as dare to let their thought cross their mind, let alone try to start trouble with him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"What are you in for?"

"Carjacking. They got me on my fifth one, got careless. You?"

"Murder. Caught my girl with another man. Started with three in that room, ended with one. How's about you, buddy?"

"Oh, me? I posted mean comments on the Internet about a fat guy from Milwaukee."

A look of sheer terror came across the faces of the hardened inmates as the third man spoke and the realization set in. From that point on, he was untouchable. Nobody would so much as dare to let their thought cross their mind, let alone try to start trouble with him.

Isn't that how it is in the UK? Oh wait! They released the carjackers and people in for assault so it's just the murders. That country would be a utopia for Patrick, it's no wonder he likes to try and use British slang.

 

[Something Awful]

Silly ABC News children. Should have used the legendary Tomlinson tactic of waiting until your debt quadruples and then paying.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Planet Pat makes an appearance every day, because he's shaped like one.

While you have never been shaped like a planet, stalker. Enjoy normotensive blood pressure.

No, child. Billions line up to view Pat's tweets, far more than the small group of criminally obsessed stalkers to which you belong. Enjoy prison.

Wrong, child. It is not a crime to be obsessed with laughing at a very fat faggot with bitch tits and no new book. It is, however, clinical obsession the atalker children demonstrate. 'Clinical' means...uh...something official and bad. Look it up during your free time in prison. Which you will enjoy.

Isn't that how it is in the UK? Oh wait! They released the carjackers and people in for assault so it's just the murders. That country would be a utopia for Patrick, it's no wonder he likes to try and use British slang.

Is there a British slang equivalent for "fat faggot with bitch tits"? Even better if it's that Cockney rhyming slang.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Gee whiz, maybe defaming him as a rapist wasn't the way to go?

Nah, they should follow the advice of Patrick, the man who wasted $100,000 of other people's money.

 

[AnOminous]

Gee whiz, maybe defaming him as a rapist wasn't the way to go?

Nah, they should follow the advice of Patrick, the man who wasted $100,000 of other people's money.

That was just the pedo guild's $100,000. He also wasted almost that much of his mother-in-law's money on sanctions after blowing the original $100,000 of the pedo guild's money.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Fatrick's autistic artistic abilities transcend our stalkerchild understanding
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I see Patty is mixing it up from fat-fingered button mashing typos to butchering syntax typos ("Just lied you.")

He certainly isn't angry and typing faster than his poor brain can manage to keep up with.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

On the plus side it does sorta confirm my previous hypothesis in this thread that Pat is the ultimate everyman lolcow, because basically every normal person who sees him be an unlikeable jacakss on Twitter inevitably joins the criminal cyberstalking cult rest of us in laughing at his idiocy.

Fatrick hits the trifecta of being easily quotable, not having a lot of baggage associated with him (as in being a criminal and complete degen like Rekieta, or needing to sift through a lot of lore to "get" why he's so funny) and being just the right amount of ugly/fat/dumb/smarmy etc. but not too much, so people's first reaction is to laugh at him rather than get irrationally angry at him.

 

[Markorian]

Fatrick hits the trifecta of being easily quotable, not having a lot of baggage associated with him (as in being a criminal and complete degen like Rekieta, or needing to sift through a lot of lore to "get" why he's so funny) and being just the right amount of ugly/fat/dumb/smarmy etc. but not too much, so people's first reaction is to laugh at him rather than get irrationally angry at him.

I would add that while it's not necessary to sift through the lore to "get" the reason Pat is hilarious, learning about all of it just enhances the lulz and makes them sweeter. Very similar to classic era Chris, but without the sympathy an uninformed onlooker might have coming across the clearly mentally handicapped Chris.