Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Weird cycle now. We get one running video, then a month of inane posts talking about flares, then big dreams, then another running video. No hauls except for her ugly sweater. She’s really coasting. I wonder if the new reactors are getting to her?

She’s still talking about more liposuction,, I wonder if Scammins will grow a conscious and decide she’s too fat? She’s clearly gained.
 
Weird cycle now. We get one running video, then a month of inane posts talking about flares, then big dreams, then another running video. No hauls except for her ugly sweater. She’s really coasting. I wonder if the new reactors are getting to her?

She’s still talking about more liposuction,, I wonder if Scammins will grow a conscious and decide she’s too fat? She’s clearly gained.
She has basically made zero content going on two months now. She did what, one short haul video on youtube, a handful of IG stories and Tik Toks for her sweater and Starbucks and that's about it. Most of that stuff was all shot back in early October and she's been recyling it ever since. Just last spring she was doing constant travel content and a youtube haul about once a week. She's completely fallen off the content wagon, whatever else is going on.
 

Drunk or too fat fingered to use correct spelling and grammar? Why not bolth! "Stupid" is also the other most likely reason. Wtf is "if two to where" supposed to mean.

Re: the diet coke couch comment:

40 year old deathfat slob Anna spills shit on everything, including herself, multiples time a day on a daily basis. Just last week she posted a clip of her spilling ramen down her top, inside a restaurant. I can't blame her dad for not wanting her to have food and beverages on what I'm sure is a very expensive sofa and not a freebie FatSac sectional.

Other recent honorable mentions:

Coughing whipped cream all over her apartment​
Destroying her kitchen sink attempting to dye a dress​
Attempting to make soup or some frozen concoction in her Ninja kitchen gadget- I don't remember the details other than she said it made a huge mess​
Hot Glue Christmas Tree hat thing​
Chemical burns from attempting to bleach sweatpants​

Anna is the adult version of a toddler whose exhausted mom dozed off on the couch for 5 minutes, and seized the opportunity to make a devastating but fun mess with flour/paint/crayons/makeup/scissors, or whatever unsecured object their adorable chubby hands could grab.

Except she is an independent adult choosing to live and behave the way she does.
 
Come onnnnn Anna, do something! Dance monkey dance! I am very pregnant and very bored because even the tiniest amount of physical activity makes me feel winded. I finally understand why these fat fucks are so lazy, but have even less sympathy for them because how could you just sit back and allow this to happen to yourself?

Anyway, it seems she doesn’t even have the energy to make her famous autistic dance videos anymore which makes me sad because I miss editing those :(
 
I was intrigued by Anna’s lack of real content and I noticed that on her YT shorts, most have about 15-25k views, a few are below 10k and a few are above 30k, but the one where she just walks to the edge of the walkway and looks off into the distance has 105k views?? Those numbers don’t seem right. She doesn’t have comments on for those top 7 videos here, the red dress vid has a ton of fat fetishists in the comments and even that only got 25k views.

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Some of you know more about this kind of thing than I do, so what explains that huge upswing in views for that one video?
 
I was intrigued by Anna’s lack of real content and I noticed that on her YT shorts, most have about 15-25k views, a few are below 10k and a few are above 30k, but the one where she just walks to the edge of the walkway and looks off into the distance has 105k views?? Those numbers don’t seem right. She doesn’t have comments on for those top 7 videos here, the red dress vid has a ton of fat fetishists in the comments and even that only got 25k views.

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Some of you know more about this kind of thing than I do, so what explains that huge upswing in views for that one video?
It is 100% intentional and she knows it. On mobile the shorts she does that have her doing any sort of horrific dance in any sort of too tight getup get 5x and 10x views as her other content.
 
She did what, one short haul video on youtube, a handful of IG stories and Tik Toks for her sweater and Starbucks and that's about it. Most of that stuff was all shot back in early October and she's been recyling it ever since.
Not counting her shitty sweater collab, the last true haul vid she did was in September. Meanwhile in 2023 between Nov 29 and Dec 21 she did SIX clothing hauls.

Something is definitely up. I don’t know if it’s a business strategy or what.

She’s definitely hibernating. I wonder if she’s been on a food and booze bender and gained a ton.
 
I think the growing number of youtube reaction channels is really getting to her. She's used to thinking of herself as a hip, young NYC-to-Austin travel and fashion influencer. But she's quickly turning into a Gorl World clown on youtube, and the Quirky Anna(TM) brand doesn't work with Yaba/FFG types laughing their fat asses off at her.
 
I took her previous travel content for granted, now all we get are fucking fan-fic, schizophrenic, taylor is mother posts 24/7 on Threads… she’s entering her version of the Kuwait arc.
Hey, I would welcome her finding an international romance-scammer husband at this point. If Chantal can do it, so can Anna. C'mon, gorl! Don't die a spinster!

I think the growing number of youtube reaction channels is really getting to her. She's used to thinking of herself as a hip, young NYC-to-Austin travel and fashion influencer. But she's quickly turning into a Gorl World clown on youtube, and the Quirky Anna(TM) brand doesn't work with Yaba/FFG types laughing their fat asses off at her.
I know the reaction channels are getting to her, but let's not forget that Anna is still a good Mormon in that she loves money and financial success. She's sold out her entire life, her dignity, and most reasonable expectations of privacy in pursuit of that influencer gelt. Glitterandlazers is a business, social media views are the product, and sponsored content is what pays the bills.

So where's the sponsored content, besides Starbucks? She's been shilling hard for her Jollidays collab, but there hasn't been anything else notable.

I thought she was taking a break from surgeries to be in shape to cash in big on the Christmas season, but that doesn't appear to be happening. Which makes me think that some of her emotional fragility over recent months is due less to reactors, and more to a lack of clients, especially ones that have given her a lot of business in the past.

I mean, when's the last time she went on a Disney cruise, or to one of the parks? She went to that new island resort in June (?) where it was hellishly hot and she had to walk a lot, and she complained about it, but that was the last Disney trip she took. Disney normally would have given her at least one other cruise and/or a park visit by now, but there's been nothing.
 
In regards to hauls... I wonder if she's sized out of off the rack garments completely. She's certainly been struggling to fit into anything over the past year, even allowing for her preference for wearing clothes four sizes too small. Hauls are Anna's bread and butter, and even allowing for healing from her "procedures", it makes no sense on a business level to just cease them for no reason.

We've all been betting on a sudden injury making Anna permanently bed bound, but instead of dramatically hitting the wall, she's steadily declining over time.
 
In regards to hauls... I wonder if she's sized out of off the rack garments completely. She's certainly been struggling to fit into anything over the past year, even allowing for her preference for wearing clothes four sizes too small. Hauls are Anna's bread and butter, and even allowing for healing from her "procedures", it makes no sense on a business level to just cease them for no reason.
She’s very likely not doing the number of hauls she used to, because companies are no longer sponsoring them for her. While she rarely admitted it, for many of her brand hauls, the clothes were provided. I suspect those companies got sick of her making their clothing look like trash by getting them too small, then complaining when items didn’t fit. Anna is an unnecessary liability these days.

There’s another plus sized fashion influencer in Austin, Big on Style, that has been hauling similar brands that Anna used to. Many “gifted” by companies. She keeps very few of the items, but does say which local charities she will donate them to. She’s only a size 20/22, knows what she’s talking about when describing fabrics, cuts, designs etc. Her commentary is always respectful, and her appearance always clean and sober. I guess what I’m saying is why give laughing stock Anna your product to advertise in the worst possible way, when you can have someone do it in a much more professional manner.
 
I think there is truth in all these ideas: the increase in reactions, the health decline, and of course, her losing sponsors.

Her name is disappearing from PR lists, probably because she left boxes unopened for so long and if she even bothered mentioning product, it was too late For the sales quarter. I am guessing that since she started getting high paying sponsors she felt too good to show a free lipstick or skincare (always a joke). PR boxes are easy content for a shill like Anna. You don't make money, so don’t have to mention a product sent by a brand, but it’s nice to do if you want to stay on lists. Like Christmas cards, if you don’t send them, you don’t get them.

My guess for her cycle: somebody offers her a paid opportunity or free trip, and she either doesn’t fulfill it or fulfills it late and half-heartedly. The brand isn’t happy and doesn’t renew, which gets her depressed and overwhelmed as they ask where work product is. She then justifies her bad job as a mysterious “flare.” Then she eats and drinks to feel better which ultimately makes her depressed, she gets bigger and there are more things she can’t do. Add in the narc injury of reactors publicly discovering that her real personality is nowhere near quirky happy thick girl, and it’s all going downhill.

She is being dropped by Disney, Athleta, Starbucks, (?) and city Chambers of Commerce tourist divisions, plus workout/skincare companies; she starts doing less instead of more, which makes her gain. She’s in a downward spiral.

Finally. About time. Let’s hope her liposuction is cancelled; she still seems to be counting on it as a help.

I hope Jon has been looking for work. He needs to switch to a more successful creator. He may be as bad at his job as it appears, or it could be Anna is too controlling to let him work successfully. Some of the stuff he’s allowed to go out has been horrendous-hauls with stickers on clothes, candid photos with tags peeking out, shoulder straps, stuff bunched up and more fupa and cameltoe shots than should ever exist in one person. Even if she insisted it was ok and she didn’t feel well enough to redo, his name is on it too. he can’t use a lot of that as examples for a new job.
 
I think John had it pretty good. I don't see what value he added as a professional camera guy. There wasn't any difference between Anna's content and some other fat girl filming on her phone and tripod, except sometimes it just... wasn't on a tripod. The only thing he brings to the table is any gear he owns TBH.
 
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