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I don't understand the Mass Effect hype, never did.If only all those dumb conservatives understood Mass Effect like Alyssa Mercante does! Chuds, do yourself a favor and educate yourself into decent human beings by recalling Alyssa's stunning interpretation of Mass Effect 3:
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You should buy “Mass Effect 3.” I don’t care if you’ve never played a video game in your entire life. You could pick up an Xbox controller and not know which side is up, it doesn’t matter.
Sure, “Modern Warfare 3” is the best-selling game in video game history, but we all know that what makes the most money isn’t always the best. MW3 is more like that OK-looking chick you settle for when all of the other hot chicks turn you down. It’s interesting and it’s certainly entertaining, but it’s not groundbreaking or thought-provoking or even remotely different.
And it’s definitely not hot.
“Mass Effect 3” is the supermodel at the bar. You’ve got to step outside of your comfort zone to get her, but when you do it’s well worth the effort.
Thanks Alyssa!
The game was a C- at best, fetch quests and resource gathering on barren planets because console optimization limited the game scope.
Alyssa praising it like its the video game Messiah just tells me I was right never returning to the series after trying ME1 and uninstalling.