Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

people's first reaction is to laugh at him rather than get irrationally angry at him
Ya know this really is an understated factor in what makes fatrick so fun. He is truly and genuinely a despicable person due to his treatment of his ex wife and daughter, not to mention the smug cruelty he attempts to inflict on those who he decides are his enemies. However, despite this, I am honestly not sure if I remember a single person getting unironically mad on the internet at him the way we see almost every other big name cow. At worst we see total exasperation as to how unfathomably fucking stupid (and fat) he is in the wake of some historically retarded new oinkchain, or pure contempt voiced for how he abandoned his only child to threaten his toilet with prison on the internet, but ain't nobody bringing down the vibes by acting all buttmad about him.

I think a lot of it is due to how fucking inept he is at visiting his previously mentioned smug cruelty upon the likes of Quasi, Dan, and LESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. To our knowledge he has been singularly unsuccessful at destroying their lives despite his frantic attempts to order his followers to do so, and his buffoonish attempts to legally destroy them, and thus while we know he is a piece of shit there is no real sense of "punishment" in throwing shit at him, which keeps shit nice and happy and casual for all involved.

Its a bit like how people enjoy old timey Skeletor for being such a harmless and inept retard, despite the fact he is on paper a monstrously evil liche god bent on murdering billions.
 
Massive spergout ongoing:
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Arguing forever with boomia, that’s just what loads before you have to click “load more”.
 
Massive spergout ongoing:
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Arguing forever with boomia, that’s just what loads before you have to click “load more”.
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I have no idea why I am laughing at this so much....and yet here I fucking laugh

EDIT: Searched coffee on his TL to see if he is a big fat pig liar (which we already know is true, but in this instance I wanted to check)

To my absolute joy I found a new fat pic in the depths of his TL that is just delightful
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And here is the full pic
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To my absolute joy I found a new fat pic in the depths of his TL that is just delightful
This faggot expects us to believe he went to a coffee store, ordered an espresso, tasted it, realized it was shit, and then forced someone else to take a picture of him making a face.
 
This faggot expects us to believe he went to a coffee store, ordered an espresso, tasted it, realized it was shit, and then forced someone else to take a picture of him making a face.
Given the angle of the hand and the year, he may well have been using a selfie stick which somehow feels even more pathetic than dragging Nikkki out to do it for him.

Also
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EDIT: Ok I am doing more photo hunting and jesus christ just searching "lunch" is already showing unseen horrors
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DOUBLE EDIT: Oh gawd....oh fuck....I.....oh jesus imma have to change my underwear now
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The fact that the Fatrick Tomlinson foot fetishist community has now finally won aside, is it just me or is this big toe freaky?
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Of course this slob can't handle an espresso and looks like he just caught a wad from one of Niki's bulls.
It is literally impossible to find a photo of pigrick in which he does not look like he has just either just finished gargling a black man's semen and is eagerly awaiting praise for being a good little cracka, or is in the process of taking a large black dick up his poop chute and wincing as it enters his lower colon.
 
Erm....ok I was searching for more photos and suddenly came accross this...for once its not fatrick whose hideous form is horrifying me
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Guys....why do I feel like I'm gonna die in 7 days? And why the hell am I hearing something gurgling in the attic?!


EDIT: Ok so alongside befriending an Onryo, fatrick seems to have made the acquaintance of what appears to be a pedarastic hobbit....
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seems to be uh....kinda close there....
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I have no idea why I am laughing at this so much....and yet here I fucking laugh

EDIT: Searched coffee on his TL to see if he is a big fat pig liar (which we already know is true, but in this instance I wanted to check)

To my absolute joy I found a new fat pic in the depths of his TL that is just delightful
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And here is the full pic
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It was actually the last word that occurred during the birth of a patposter lol.
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I hope jojofromjerz sees him resisting!
 
Ok I know I am being such a fucking catty bitch right now here but has anyone else noticed this?
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Nikkki's ugly wrinkled face? No. Look closer....
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She has a fucking beard....

Nikkki has a fucking beard.

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Ladies and gentlemen I present to you all.....9/11 era fatrick.
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