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this guy could give Phil a run for his potato crown
 
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@Null decided this deserved its own thread, so without further ado...

Beyond the mystical paywall lies a subforum from which no autism can escape. Within the heart of 'BYOB' you will find the Cool Crew Chat Central, home to some of the looniest troons you will ever see.

As of this post, @Lowtax recently decreed that 'tranny' is not automatically punishable, and as you might expect, they aren't too happy about having their safe space encroached upon.

trigger warning: this forum's color scheme might give you eyeball cancer.

yea it's lowtax people are gonna laugh at lmao
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WHAT DOES THIS WHITE MALE THINK HE'S DOING
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Oh fuck. Sound the alarms, THERE'S A THOUGHT CRIME IN PROGRESS
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step 1: stop arbitrarily punishing people for saying 'trannies'
step 2: become nazi germany
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THTS ARE WORD
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the comedy website defense is not good because not a lot of jokes are being made, so we need to punish people for making those jokes(???)
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oh dear, I do not think this is going to go over well, iron rose...
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uh oh
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iron rose run while you can
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OPEN THE BLOOD GATES
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it's so ironic, don't you see? she preaches about not taking something awful seriously and posts on a website that... actually this point makes no fucking sense
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how the fuck can anyone lack this much self-awareness is beyond me
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oh this is comedy alright
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like kiwi farms, for instance!
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seriously though we need to get iron rose to register here
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FUCK WHY CAN'T WE BE THE NAZI DOXXING WEBSITE FOR NAZI DOXXERS
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yeah iron rose, haven't you learned from gay people? they tried showing other people they weren't insane and next thing you know, those fuckers allowed them to legally marry.
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There's so much more of this, but I think you get the idea! Welcome to Something Awful's Trans Megathread!

I like how these troons didn't get the first post without a "kill whitey die cis scum" moment, probably from someone who is a white man himself.
 
There's a surprising amount of regulars in that thread, each with their own brand of tremendously disgusting behaviour that nobody calls them out on:

LeftistMuslimObama-
Admitted porn addict, describes discovering his 'twoo sewf' (troonself) after watching a lot of fucking lesbian porn, some of which features augmented women with more than one kind of implant. He thinks he'll become that kind of pornstar.

Jiffypop45-
Intensely unfortunate cosplaying troon who got tricked into taking hormones when he doesn't actually have dysphoria. He still takes the hormones but is talking about how he'll probably get a mastectomy. He hates the male gender, so rather than detransitioning, he's decided he's nonbinary. Ironically the feminization from the hormones actually gave him dysphoria which may result in detransitioning or suicide.

Lock Stock and Cheryl-
Perma-pissed-off troon who got a hatchet wound, constantly mad about one thing or another but nobody can 'pass the bottle around' unless they agree with this amazingly stupid faggot. Comes on drunk every now and then to complain about how lesbians won't fuck him because he used to have a dick.

ShitpostModern-
She's a boy, until it's convenient to talk down to others about what womanhood is.

And more...!
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Remember weekend web?, where SA would take screencaps and make fun of extraordinare individuals in weird forums?. Good days, good ol' days. I don't know why I bring this up though.

Anyway, why trannies always have the shittiest taste in clothing?. Sure, I'm not the guru of fashion or anything but come the fuck on, if you can't realize that those combinations alongside those bodies make people blind, you truly deserve what's coming at you. I'd rather catch people's attention because of how awesome I am as a person than because I look like a yeti and behave like a clown.
 
Remember weekend web?, where SA would take screencaps and make fun of extraordinare individuals in weird forums?. Good days, good ol' days. I don't know why I bring this up though.

Anyway, why trannies always have the shittiest taste in clothing?. Sure, I'm not the guru of fashion or anything but come the fuck on, if you can't realize that those combinations alongside those bodies make people blind, you truly deserve what's coming at you. I'd rather catch people's attention because of how awesome I am as a person than because I look like a yeti and behave like a clown.

Troons are all about the drama, though, so they'd never even try to look normal. They deliberately dress like circus clowns just to scream about what victims they are when they're treated as what they're dressed as.
 
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