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Procrastinhater said:
Mohammed did a lot of weird shit including fucking kids and a dead person (literally no shit, he fucked a corpse) but I don't ever recall him cutting dicks off.
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So, a tenent of islam is that prophecy and prophets are hereditary and passed from parent to child. We also know that supposedly Moe is the "Seal of the prophets" or the last one... Quote:

"The Islamic claim to supersede Judaism and Christianity is embodied in the theological assertion that the office of prophecy is hereditary but that the line of descent ends with Muhammad, who is the seal, or last, of the prophets."
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This leaves us with an issue.
Prophecy is hereditary.
Moe is the "Seal of the Prophets".
Moe can't/should not have children.
Moe's children would be prophets, therefore making Moe NOT the "Seal of the Prophets".

Moe said he was created with strength that gave him the sex drive of 30-40 men. And that he had 9-11 wives that he fucked the same night and then bathed only once.
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ANYWAY... what is the point of having 9-11 wives and continuously fucking them including your child bride and walking around is cum stained robes... if he shouldn't/couldn't have children without creating more prophets??

So "Allah" made Moe a sex beast but not so he could have prodigious offspring a la ghengis khan. It was done because being a sexpest was seen as being a big man for the illiterate retard time period. He literally kept women for sex just for degenerate pleasure and "Allah" was cool with this because he made Moe both sexually aggressive and sterile.

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Oh Islam, I'm already an atheist... you don't have to sell it to me.

It wasn't Moe that cut off dicks it was Ramesses III

Ahmose is talking about campaigns against the Nubians, down south. He’s saying he killed some dudes, brought their hands to the king, and got some prizes for his hard work.

In the case of one of the pictures above, scribes count the hands of dead Libyans. Nearby, III is watching, and delivering some more of that savage Egyptian eloquence:

“I went forth against them like a lion. I threshed them, made into sheaves. I was after them like a divine falcon when he has sighted small birds in a hole…I have cast down their souls, I have taken away their strength, my heat has burned up their villages.”

There’s much more, but you get the idea.

Many of the hieroglyphs in the photos up above are numbers: you can see the upside down “U” shape a lot, which is the number ten.

“Total, hands: 12,535”

Obviously there’s a lot of debate over whether or not this is an exaggeration. But the message is clear: Ramesses III is a total badass. He’ll utterly destroy you, then he’ll have your severed hands counted to see how many of you he destroyed. That’s how awesome he is. He’s awesome, his temple is awesome, Egypt is awesome.

And that brings us to the end. Hope you enjoyed this…oh, right. I almost forgot this other bit:

“Total, phalluses: 12,535”

Yeah. They didn’t just cut off their hands, they cut off their…umm…phalluses. I’m not sure what the least offensive terminology is, so we’ll just go with that one. They brought back piles of thousands of…phalluses…and presented them to Ramesses III.

I just learned I could’ve also used the alternate plural “phalli,” but that sounds a bit pretentious, doesn’t it?

Now, it’s important to note that some say the severing of body parts was also done to rob the enemies of power in the afterlife. Remember, the Ancient Egyptians mummified bodies because you’d still use them after death. In theory, you’d have Libyans wandering around missing their phalluses and right hands. Which would be a huge bummer.
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There was another school shooting at a christian school and since information about the shooter is slow in coming out people are betting on it being another trannyfaggot.

Madison Police Chief: "The shooter was a teenage student who attended the school. At this time, we are not releasing the age or gender of the student or any identifying remarks about the student."
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Golden Apple said:
Obviously there’s a lot of debate over whether or not this is an exaggeration. But the message is clear: Ramesses III is a total badass. He’ll utterly destroy you, then he’ll have your severed hands counted to see how many of you he destroyed. That’s how awesome he is. He’s awesome, his temple is awesome, Egypt is awesome.

And that brings us to the end. Hope you enjoyed this…oh, right. I almost forgot this other bit:

“Total, phalluses: 12,535”

Yeah. They didn’t just cut off their hands, they cut off their…umm…phalluses. I’m not sure what the least offensive terminology is, so we’ll just go with that one. They brought back piles of thousands of…phalluses…and presented them to Ramesses III.
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That reminds me of some of the inscriptions at Ninevah proclaiming kings like Ashurbanipal's victory's, the Assyrians were big about recording numbers too, how many pyramids of heads, how many yards of entrails... it wasn't just the Egyptians apparently. Seems the whole Near East had the same fascination, there's even a bit in the Bible, 1 Samuel 18-27 where King Saul tells David to go and bring him 10000 foreskins if he wants to marry his daughter.
It makes me wonder what the fuck Saul wanted all those foreskins for?
Maybe he was making the worlds most disgusting rug or something.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
That reminds me of some of the inscriptions at Ninevah proclaiming kings like Ashurbanipal's victory's, the Assyrians were big about recording numbers too, how many pyramids of heads, how many yards of entrails... it wasn't just the Egyptians apparently. Seems the whole Near East had the same fascination, there's even a bit in the Bible, 1 Samuel 18-27 where King Saul tells David to go and bring him 10000 foreskins if he wants to marry his daughter.
It makes me wonder what the fuck Saul wanted all those foreskins for?
Maybe he was making the worlds most disgusting rug or something.
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There is also the question of some scribe having to count and verify that it is 10000 individual foreskins and that David didn’t just go flay someone and dice the skin up.
 
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FinnSven said:
There is also the question of some scribe having to count and verify that it is 10000 individual foreskins and that David didn’t just go flay someone and dice the skin up.
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Talk about History's Worst Jobs.

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"OK Dave, we had a scribe count and there's only 7893 foreskins there, you're gonna have to go back out, we can't finish the throne room cushions without them."
 
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Iipeikous Bill said:
My mind still reels trying to comprehend how this woman theythem managed to cause so much damage to human culture with ideas so clearly retarded. It's like they're one of those SCP "cognitohazards" that break brains.
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That rancid bitch deserves a special place in Hell boiling eternally in human shit right next to the pedophile John Money.
 
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Iipeikous Bill said:
My mind still reels trying to comprehend how this woman theythem managed to cause so much damage to human culture with ideas so clearly retarded. It's like they're one of those SCP "cognitohazards" that break brains.
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Because most people can’t decipher what she’s talking about, because her writing is awful. She goes out of her way to make her writing as unintelligible as humanly possible to anyone who isn’t also lost in the sauce of left-wing academia.
 
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Leadhead1311 said:
Because most people can’t decipher what [Judith Butler is] talking about, because her writing is awful.
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The best way into Judith Butler's dumb, vacuous, evil jewish mind is through her interviews, where she cannot dress it up in Emperor's new jargon. I made an A&N of that interview.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Matt Walsh exposes doctor (with the most annoying whiny voice I've heard since drunk Nick Rekieta) bragging about how much of a money maker Transgender shit is for hospitals, $100K for phalloplasty, $40K for double mastectomy, $20K for an amhole, and none of these include (as she is quick to point out) the price of the hospital stay, the medicines, pain killers, post op antibiotics, the anesthesiologist, the OR room, follow up visits + multiple thousands per year for hormones per patient etc.

Its quite telling that the people who are telling us that we should be doing this to people are always the ones that stand to make money from it.

There's also another doctor warning any medical staff that actually take the Hipocratic Oath seriously and have moral, religious, or ethical objections to this filth and refuse to take part that there will be "consequences" for anyone that dares to claim conscientious reasons for refusing to partake in it, let alone dare to speak out against it.

The sooner there is a commission set up to investigate these evil fucking shitwhores the better.
They all need to be charged and fucking hammered for this. It's the largest and most egregious failure of medical ethics and experimentation on vulnerable subjects since the Tuskegee Syphilis Atrocity. This is worse than Lobotomy. This is approaching Dachau level hypothermia experiments or the shit Shiro Ishii's men did in Manchuria.
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This is worse IMO because the rest while having no morals or ethics still had scientific benefits. Shiro died in his own bed because we wanted his notes. These fuckers do these surgeries for nothing else but greed there is absolutely no benefits at all to science.
 
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