Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Major]

And now, Rekieta's Internet daddy is also getting chummy with Melton.

Juju the Cow and Vito the Pedo are going to participate in Melton's Las Vegas event "Hackamania."
"A festival for hacks, by hacks, with stuff degenerates like you will love!"
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Rekieta also said he's planning to appear at this event.

EDIT: corrected the location, as pointed out by @Strix454

a whole event with VIP tickets for 3 nobodies and 100 viewers?

Why?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Its in Las Vegas not LA.

Oops. Sorry, I corrected the post. Thanks!

I would assume that Nick will try to bring April along and it would probably be a good time for her first suicide attempt.

I don't know what conditions Rekieta will be subjected to through his plea deal, but this seems like the perfect event to get into some trouble.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Oops. Sorry, I corrected the post. Thanks!


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I don't know what conditions Rekieta will be subjected to through his plea deal, but this seems like the perfect event to get into some trouble.

so is melton doing this show from prison cause he might be there by May

 

[stupid frog]

Ok, relax AM.

Nick has a mouth and must scream constantly.

Nick's HATE speech was Dear John.

 

[Oxyjen]

Aaron's car tires:

Didn’t April force him to sell his minivan and buy a big manly man Black Ford Raptor truck? Which apparently also has drug dealer rims, what a surprise.

Merry Baldpocalypse Eve everyone!

 

[Poop Shoot]

April's love for cars:

lol all her interests are Nick’s interests, that’s so FUNNY and WEIRD right?

 

[TherapyMan]

Nick's HATE speech was Dear John.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate John since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of cocaine in wafer thin layers that fill my nose. If the word 'John' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the Hate I feel for John at this micro-instant. For John. Hate. Hate.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Two years and over 6,500 pages on Kiwi Farms later, a lot has changed.

But his shirt stays the same.
I've tried to find this tank top online for a while, but with no success.
That's the logo on Nick's though.

 

[Neetness]

But his shirt stays the same.
I've tried to find this tank top online for a while, but with no success.
That's the logo on Nick's though.
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You probably have to suck a certain amount of Jamaican Bull dick to get his shirt, so you won't find it online.

 

[AnOminous]

You probably have to suck a certain amount of Jamaican Bull dick to get his shirt, so you won't find it online.

It's a shirt the bulls give to their favorite cucks and fluffers.

 

[john marston]

But his shirt stays the same.
I've tried to find this tank top online for a while, but with no success.
That's the logo on Nick's though.
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He got it as a "Thank you" for paying for that abortion

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

It's a shirt the bulls give to their favorite cucks and fluffers.

That's why Nick has earned seven of them labeled for each day of the week.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Looks like the succubus isn't her. Skelly is the succubus, sucking the life essence out of the women around him to stay alive.

Succubus (succubare - to lie under) is always female. Male version of the demon is incubus (incubare - to lie on).

 

[AltisticRight]

And now, Rekieta's Internet daddy is also getting chummy with Melton.

Juju the Cow and Vito the Pedo are going to participate in Melton's Las Vegas event "Hackamania."
"A festival for hacks, by hacks, with stuff degenerates like you will love!"
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Link | Archive

Rekieta also said he's planning to appear at this event.

EDIT: corrected the location, as pointed out by @Strix454

How many paedophiles can congregate in one location? Will we see a party similar to PPP Diddy's?
Imagine spending your 43rd seething in a fat paedophile's chat.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

And now, Rekieta's Internet daddy is also getting chummy with Melton.

Juju the Cow and Vito the Pedo are going to participate in Melton's Las Vegas event "Hackamania."

This is not new. They were at the last (first?) one too, that's where Dax actually stood up and revealed he is almost Vito if not Melton sized now.



Melton being friends with Dax and Vito was what made it very obvious that Nick was going to cozy up to him too. I didn't expect Rekieta to be so pathetic that he'd pay Melton almost every stream he did however.

 

[JustStopDude]

I suspect that once Nick accepts a plea, and then is forced to realize his audience is not coming back to the numbers they once were, he won't see any reason to continue to modify his behavior. I suspect that within 5 years, Nick is going to be completely out of control.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Has anyone started discussing balldo bingo cards for 2025? I didn’t make this one, but I think this might be good to go right out of the box:

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

My God, it's full of lard!

 

[AnOminous]

Has anyone started discussing balldo bingo cards for 2025? I didn’t make this one, but I think this might be good to go right out of the box:

They missed giving your child enormous amounts of cocaine.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Has anyone started discussing balldo bingo cards for 2025? I didn’t make this one, but I think this might be good to go right out of the box:

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I like that in Sri Lanka there's a need to list "using child as a servant" twice.