Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[stupid frog]

I can't stand that fat faggot, he's so whiny and loud. How do you guys watch this? By the sounds of it this one will be funny, I'll have to wait for one of the fine laydeez in this thread to summarize it...

Someone already has, this is over 2wk old.

 

[Birthday Cat]

I can't stand that fat faggot, he's so whiny and loud. How do you guys watch this? By the sounds of it this one will be funny, I'll have to wait for one of the fine laydeez in this thread to summarize it...

the basics of it was they got lost in the woods, random dahmer looking dude popped up and went with them, eventually joked "if we starve we'll eat the girl first" and then they freaked the f out, ian basically had his bear spray ready to draw, then eventually they split up, anisa keeps talking about basically how ian just leans over and takes it in conflicts while he looks increasingly uncomfortable but winds up taking it without anything said

their podcast is summarized as
a. they're retarded
b. ian torture porn
c. virtue signaling

 

[Retink Retunk]

Not sure if this was discussed when it happened but according to Turkish Tom and Nick D'Oreo during the gala after CC2 they called each person attending one by one into a room and told them the event lost money and no charity was getting money. If this is true, this means that when Harley the retard was going around posting they made so much money after the event happened he was knowingly lying to everyone. He did admit he was knowingly lying because he said he knew the financials when he didn't, but this would take it to a new and more retarded level.

 

[Bremsspur]

50$ says she’ll get work done before she’s 35.

You're almost 5 years late to the party.

 

[Major]

“YAAAY! I can finally put cute things in my hair!”

She’s what.. 31?

The fascinating thing about Anisa is that she’s totally retarded. As in zero personal growth.

She’ll still be sitting in a decade, posting the same “yay, finally dyed my hair!” When she’s 41. Or posting about some new “hobby” she has started along with regular affirmations of how it’s alright to love yourself, and how cool she looks.

50$ says she’ll get work done before she’s 35.

She's already gone through a set of boobs and mangled them in the process. She'll go half Bog when get her lips and cheeks done. And ibubbbz will think it's all ok.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

She got lip filler in 2021:

Anisa trying to shame other tiktokers for being cringe right after getting some lip filler
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[James Brown]

You're almost 5 years late to the party.

90% of this thread since the back tat saga ended is people repeating the same shit over and over again. Generally falling into: hair, tats, BPD, cuck/OF, fashion, teeth, hair, dirty/lazy. It's because she has insanely low milk and does nothing interesting, even for someone with a semi-regular podcast. I mean people are digging up shit from years ago just to have something to laugh at.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

90% of this thread since the back tat saga ended is people repeating the same shit over and over again. Generally falling into: hair, tats, BPD, cuck/OF, fashion, teeth, hair, dirty/lazy. It's because she has insanely low milk and does nothing interesting, even for someone with a semi-regular podcast. I mean people are digging up shit from years ago just to have something to laugh at.

Anisa even fails at being a good lol cow. Is there anything she is good at, unironically? Manipulating a spineless cuck I suppose?

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Anisa even fails at being a good lol cow. Is there anything she is good at, unironically? Manipulating a spineless cuck I suppose?

Let's be honest, she's not even good at that, otherwise she wouldn't have absolutely tanked the career of her golden goose.

 

[Slimy Time]

90% of this thread since the back tat saga ended is people repeating the same shit over and over again. Generally falling into: hair, tats, BPD, cuck/OF, fashion, teeth, hair, dirty/lazy. It's because she has insanely low milk and does nothing interesting, even for someone with a semi-regular podcast. I mean people are digging up shit from years ago just to have something to laugh at.

Waiting for some kind of exciting meme spiral when probably that’s over with Creator Cuck 2 and now these two are slowly inching towards their inevitable heat death of online personality relevancy.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

It's because she has insanely low milk and does nothing interesting

If you measure the Jomhas against true Holstein lolcows, sure. But this thread is significantly more active than true boring lolcow threads where we get updates each month at best. Most people, even those with threads about them, just wise up slightly to be able to live knowing complete strangers have built mini encyclopedias of their greatest follies and not give ammo every time they do something.

 

[Leo Frank]

I’ve had to ditch watching the podcasts for summaries, I’ve been watching KC’s coverage of it and it’s literally everything you expect.

Anisa embarrasses Ian and he takes it, anisa embarrasses herself but doesn’t realize it or care, Dane always seems annoyed, worst political takes imaginable, therapy, nothing really changes despite the topic is what I’ve noticed. It seems like KC is even having a hard time trying to make this funny and I wonder if they will move on from them soon. They meet their sub goals a lot to skip segments on them and admit they put off talking about them.

They don’t change anything about the podcast. Anisa, as predicted, returned to Twitter and just posts her disgusting looking food while she larps as a trad wife and shows off her beginning stage chemotherapy looking hair while still editing the fuck out of her face. And she keeps wearing that hideous dress that makes her arms look fat and her boobs deflated.

They seem to be in a purgatory of sorts to where even their haterz are bored at the moment. She’s not getting a lot of hate but she’s not getting the attention she wants. Any positive attention is from women she doesn’t care about that don’t elevate her socially. She’s resorted to liking the peasants comments now. She’s probably realizing she’s in a position where she has to engage her leftover crumbs of fans to even keep them around. Every post she makes on IG loses her followers. They’re still retarded lolcows, but boring at the moment. They also block and janny so much it’s not even funny to read the comments anymore.

I’m sure there will be more buzz when Ian takes another eight months to make his video on right wing social media figures or whatever. I don’t know what takes him so long to make these shitty commentary videos, he has zero responsibilies unless his retarded wife is having all day BPD meltdowns every day of his life. I really hope CC3 happens but they’re probably lying about that. It’s too good to be true and no one cares about them enough to pull it off. I honestly think Boogie could draw in a larger paying audience being the face of a boxing event than these retards.

This just summarizes my entire rambling on her online presence at the moment because I’m not calling it a career


Edit: I’m not watching this but glanced at the comments. I wonder how long these will stay, especially the one about Neely. I’m sure it’s safe to assume this retard is defending the nig that threatened the people on the subway and is probably criticizing Daniel Penny. They always have the worst takes, that’s why it’s an easy assumption to make.


Edit 2: I’m not personally a fan of cosmetic surgery unless your shit is really fucked up, but it irks me so much she spent so much money on the fake boobs she took out that she never needed and the atrocious tattoos when if she absolutely had to modify her body cosmetically she should have spent that money on a nose job and some veneers and never gotten tattooed. She would look so much better. It’s crazy to have a schnoz like that and teeth imperfections but jump straight to stupid big boobs that looked awful because she didn’t take care of them and tattoos when she had that kind of money and time to dedicate body modification.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Let's be real, the whole YRMC podcast is just one big boring "Ground hog Day".

Basically every episode can be summed up the same, the only interesting parts are when they talk about CC3 and cope about CC2.

I'm still hold on my opinion that CC3 won't happen or if it does it will be as much or bigger failure, than CC2 was.

There is still no fix date (they will probably aim 2025 late summer, early fall), we still don't know who will be the sponsors,
no fighters announced yet and to my knowledge nobody from their "clique" seems to do "special training" and doing less content.

They don't have any money to finance everything by themselves and they plan to move an even more expensive place, like Los Angeles.

The Maximum Damage their "main source" of income barely makes enough.

Idubbbz main channel also getting lower and lower numbers and Ian's low frequency to upload videos won't do any good either.

I don't know how accurate is this, but it seems they are under 1k/month a while now and it doesn't seem to start growing again:

 

[Mac Monster]

Breloom did it... - SRMC #61​

-Dane is back and Anisa makes a shitty joke about his ballsack getting stuck in a zipper
-Anisa says that if your balls get stuck in a zipper you should get them pierced
-They start talking about Luigi Mangione (CEO shooter) again
-Anisa immediately tries to derail the topic because Ian took her to a restaurant and she can no longer digest endorphins (wtf is this bitch on about?)
-Anisa asks Dane to give his opinion on the assassin first
- She says that she's a woman on the internet and it's more dangerous for her to give her opinion
-Like a proper libshit, Ian calls Trump's upcoming presidency a fascist regime
-Anisa brings up her therapy and that she normally feels 'extreme empathy' when someone passes, but can't muster any for the CEO
-Ian is angry over the pearl clutching over the CEO getting murdered
-Anisa starts tardraging that more people care about the CEO getting murdered over some random street nigger or kids in gaza
-This whole segment is them just being hypocritical morons and complaining about certain people being put on pedestals (as if they don't constantly do this shit with fagggots and troons.)
-Dane tries to be an armchair psychiatrist and claims that the only reason normal people defend billionaires like Musk is because they believe they'll be billionaires someday
-Anisa states that white women are more racist than white men
-Ian creates another shitty power point presentation
-Keeps calling the assassin Luigi's Mansion beacause he's an unfunny faggot
-brings up how he killed the CEO with a 3d printed gun and Anisa starts sperging about 'ghost' guns
-Anisa says that Luigi had delayed gratification because he chose to kill a rich guy instead of a bunch of school kids
-Anisa gives a disclaimer where she condemns violence because she doesn't want people online misinterpreting their opinions (you don't have to worry about that Anus, barely anyone watches this shit show.)
-Next 40 minutes are just them sperging about Pokemon because Luigi had Breloom in his Twitter profile and they want to decipher why he had that particular pokemon (it's really fucking boring)
-Ian says that flowers are a bit girly and Anisa looks at him like a retard

-Anisa screeches like a banshee about how she's burned out on apathetic losers and is over them
-They're seriously considering dyeing their dog green for their gay "Lunch with a Grunch" meme
-Anisa says that Ian is the funniest person on the planet and that she's lucky she married someone who makes her laugh as much as he does
-Just a few moments later and she starts complaining about Ian's autistic fixation on getting information wrong
-The last five minutes are them sperging about Luigi and his opinions on Japan
-Anisa uses this tell us how it's heckin racist to be against immigration
I know this shit is always going to be lame and gay, but them fellating this Luigi guy for the second time in a row was so fucking grating, especially when they still insist on acting as these pious arbiters of justice.

 

[urr13 account]

-Anisa says that Luigi had delayed gratification because he chose to kill a rich guy instead of a bunch of school kids

Um, what? Saying he chose to kill the CEO instead of children because he had delayed gratification is completely nonsensical. Either she doesn't know what the word "gratification" means and is trying to make some other point or is self-reporting that she would get instant gratification from killing kids and assumes this is how all people are.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

I'm not invested in the safety of Healthcare CEOs but the amount of dick riding of a violent retard with a gun to the point of questioning the morals of a the woman who turned him in and claiming he is some 8-D chess champion is so nauseating.

 

[Kovachs]

-Keeps calling the assassin Luigi's Mansion beacause he's an unfunny faggot

 

[Major]

I'm not invested in the safety of Healthcare CEOs but the amount of dick riding of a violent retard with a gun to the point of questioning the morals of a the woman who turned him in and claiming he is some 8-D chess champion is so nauseating.

girls love a good murderer. Gay and emasculated men do too apparently

 

[Breadquanda.]

-Dane is back and Anisa makes a shitty joke about his ballsack getting stuck in a zipper

Oh, that is so funny Anisa; you really are 'one of the dudes', and 'a bro', or whatever annoying 'relatable' masculine stereotype she is trying to be. Calm down, Anisa—this isn't OnlyFans, and you don't need to convince annoying coomers to subscribe to you.

- She says that she's a woman on the internet and it's more dangerous for her to give her opinion

Unfortunately, I am friends with a person who has fallen into this kind of annoying pseudo-alternative, leftist, soyified gamer subculture. Ian and Anisa are a really good portal into the minds of this kind of person. My friend poses as an 'epic gamer girl' now, and always whines about how the hecking chuds she has to play with always target her for being a woman. I think it is almost enjoyable for them to feel like noble martyrs of incel and chud harrassment: they actually go out of their way to announce themselves and assume everything is about them being women. I suppose it probably serves as a kind of defence mechanism, as Anisa can just pretend that nobody would hate her if she were not a woman.

-brings up how he killed the CEO with a 3d printed gun and Anisa starts sperging about 'ghost' guns

These kind of people always love to pick up buzzwords and random topics from whatever media story they happen to see, or more likely some YouTube visual essay slop or TikTok video. They will ceaselessly sperg about things they don't understand because of one retarded 'influencer' with a surface-level understanding prepackaging an opinion and passing it on to them.

-They're seriously considering dyeing their dog green for their gay "Lunch with a Grunch" meme

My friend dyed her eyebrows blue for some reason. I guess they think doing these things is some kind of quirk that makes up for their vacuous personalities that have been emptied of all actual content by leftism and therapyspeak. One could say the same about the tattoos, piercings, hair dye and contrived, trendy fashion choices.

-Dane tries to be an armchair psychiatrist and claims that the only reason normal people defend billionaires like Musk is because they believe they'll be billionaires someday

This is not novel take, and wasn't invented by Dane, as much as he'd like for you to believe that. It is an oft-repeated line of leftists, to explain the apparently 'unique' American distaste for leftist equality and various communistic ideologies. Usually, it is mentioned as something about Americans seeing themselves as 'temporarily embarrased millionaires', or something like that. I'm no fan of libertarianism, but I hate the idea that everyone who doesn't deeply resent anyone currently more successful than themselves is a delusional fool. I suppose it is just a repackaged version of Marx's ideas about false consciousness.

-Keeps calling the assassin Luigi's Mansion beacause he's an unfunny faggot

Wow, dank absurdist meme, Ian. I'm glad it is 2016 again. Patiently awaiting the epic and cool chronic depression memes.

-Anisa screeches like a banshee about how she's burned out on apathetic losers and is over them

This is like the leftist equivalent of snobbery, to me. They see people just trying to get on with their lives, without constantly virtue signalling or engaging in pointless 'activism', and it makes them angry. They feel superior to these people because they mindlessly babble about things they don't understand all day, on a podcast no-one watches.

-The last five minutes are them sperging about Luigi and his opinions on Japan

Of course. They had to 'call him out' for his unapproved beliefs, which aren't in line with their leftist drivel. God forbid someone thinks independently about anything, instead of getting it wholesale from TikTok influencers.

Either she doesn't know what the word "gratification" means and is trying to make some other point

I think it is this. She probably means something more along the lines of him having the ability to plan. I assume the point that she was making is that he managed to come up with a premeditated plan to assassinate someone related to his 'cause', instead of just lashing out at society and children who have no part in why they feel angry. It was a very stupid way to put it though, and probably shows the ridiculous therapyspeak her mind is inundated with for most of the day.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

I was surprised to see that she is actively still taking down her Onlyfans content that gets leaked online.
I randomly checked to see if she had a thread on a leak forum i use, she did and it had one of the highest ratios of dead links on the site.
Woman never uploads anything for her simps, but she seemingly sits all day long trawling the net for her leaks. Quintessential Anisa energy.