Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[stupid frog]

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Nick's never gonna stream again because the guy died, just like he'll never fix the cabinet under the sink.

 

[Vibralldo]

He said Nick is 'on the other side' (or something like that), and then he meandered into the bad people you meet at Anime Matsuri.... ?????

Wasn't there a rumor that Nick tried to fuck some egirls at anime Matsuri? Maybe Nick finally told coomalot to fuck off and he's accidentally letting some things slip.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

You don’t need to write a manifesto about your life’s journey.

It reads like one of those folksy letters that your second cousin once removed print up and include in their Christmas cards.
No one cares.

 

[East_Clintwood]

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"much of it my fault"

Nigga which bits weren't your fault? The bit where you let someone else fuck your wife? The bit where you fucked someone else's wife? The bit where you became a fucking cokehead? The bit where you turned your house into a shithole instead of caring for your kids? The bit where your kid tested positive for drugs?

 

[stupid frog]

Nigga which bits weren't your fault? The bit where you let someone else fuck your wife? The bit where you fucked someone else's wife? The bit where you became a fucking cokehead? The bit where you turned your house into a shithole instead of caring for your kids? The bit where your kid tested positive for drugs?

The part where he got caught, in his mind.

 

[Pedophobe]

The part where he got caught, in his mind.

Yeah when you think about it, that was entirely Cog's fault for preserving the evidence.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah when you think about it, that was entirely Cog's fault for preserving the evidence.

He should go to Lisbon to get revenge on Cog.

 

[repentance]

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The Lawtube landscape is different now and Nick might be in for a shock if he thinks he can return to being a big fish in a small pond.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This faggot will use any excuse to not stream. Like he was going to stream tonight. Sure thing, Balldoman, we totally buy your bullshit.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Nick Rekieta and the Eternal Unforgiving Schedule.

 

[Desktop User2]

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In honor of his fallen fren Jeff, he will not stream ever again, just like his cabinets will never be finished.

PS: unforgiving schedule. This fucking dude does nothing for a living... guess keeping the bottle away is a full time job.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nick Rekieta and the Eternal Unforgiving Schedule.

Maybe if he wasn't a drug addicted alcoholic bisexual philandering cuck who gave one of his kids cocaine while neglecting his broodspawn to fuck around he wouldn't have this unforgiving schedule forced upon him by THE COURT. FUCKING CUNT!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

They missed giving your child enormous amounts of cocaine.

That looks like ChatGPT illustrating Melton's thanksgiving with extended family if the protection order was lifted.

 

[Vibralldo]

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His recent diary entries have been gay and repetitive

"I'm good now! My kids are amazing and not on cocaine! I'm sorry, I can't stream, but will at some point soon for reals this time!"

He needs to start getting fucked up 24/7 again ASAP to make himself more interesting

 

[Watching Rekieta]

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Unforgiving schedule? WTF is he talking about? He really needs "outside employment" as a condition of probation. He is so lazy.

 

[AnOminous]

Unforgiving schedule? WTF is he talking about?

He drivin he KEEEEEEDZ aroun! You know how hard dat be when he so drunk nigga?

 

[MeltyTW]

Just plead guilty, we all know you're guilty, you guilty faggot, and we can go back to laughing at your gay ass.

Incorrect he should take this to trial so they bend him over the table so hard he does enough copecaine for the stress to fuck his heart in and kill him preferably live. Also he should hit himself while it happens too just throw one final self hating tard fit of failure

 

[Desktop User2]

Rackets cant eat chips and cook goyslop 2 times a week on camera, BBN cant be a full-time poster because he suddenly discovered he had a family of 11, Dax is taking it up the ass every day by multiple party monsters, Vito fucking around with his scribbles comic book... the only person with any work ethic in the Balldoverse is Ralph.

 

[Mouse Cop]

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First off, I find it distasteful that he continues to refer to his wife as "Lady Rackets." It's difficult to articulate why, but it implies a level of intimacy between the two of them that by now surely must not exist. Second, why would you sign off a post with your name when your name is at the top of the post? That's double signing, and it's stupid.

-Mouse Cop

 

[HungryPug]

It’s too bad about LV, seemed like a decent dude and I enjoyed his maritime disaster stories.

As for the balldo, suffah. 2025 will be the year of the continued government cockiest. Taking away his liquor, his cocaine, his firearms, he will be a felon, he will be disbarred, and god willing we will get the bodycam footage somehow.