Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

So the actual tenant is in the hospital, leaving Chris alone in the apartment. If Staph blasts music tonight in an attempt to annoy him, she might regret it, as the tenant won't be there to rein in a potentially violent drug abuser. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[often puzzled]

So the actual tenant is in the hospital, leaving Chris alone in the apartment. If Staph blasts music tonight in an attempt to annoy him, she might regret it, as the tenant won't be there to rein in a potentially violent drug abuser. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Assuming all of her neighbors are also Section 8, then Chris probably legally shouldn't be there. Section 8 has strict rules that are specifically in place to keep the actual leaseholder from providing shelter to all and sundry. A smart or savvy person would have simply documented Chris's presence and dutifully made regular reports to management: management also doesn't want people who aren't on the lease hanging around.

Playing music to get back at annoying neighbors is a time-honored tradition, but it's also mostly for college students and the young (not the mid-30s grandma population). It also only works if you're only annoying the person who's causing the issue. If you annoy everyone else, then you're just creating a domino effect of ill will in the apartment complex. Everyone gets pissed off, and no one wins.

Du Hast is the most mainstream Rammstein you can get, too: it was everywhere after the first Matrix movie came out. I have actual-boomer relatives who can recognize that one. The poster who suggested ear worms has it right: you want either completely unpredictable noises or something that will be stuck in the offender's mind indefinitely. I recommend Chattahoochee:

90s country is a treasure trove of ear worms.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph made gingerbread men people!

More like gingerbread bxys. Is she eating every one except the 'round' one? I guess she has to keep up the body positivity by getting fatter.


I hope she ices them, at least.


Hang on... I recognise that body shape...

 

[Chromeo]

Assuming all of her neighbors are also Section 8, then Chris probably legally shouldn't be there. Section 8 has strict rules that are specifically in place to keep the actual leaseholder from providing shelter to all and sundry. A smart or savvy person would have simply documented Chris's presence and dutifully made regular reports to management: management also doesn't want people who aren't on the lease hanging around.

Playing music to get back at annoying neighbors is a time-honored tradition, but it's also mostly for college students and the young (not the mid-30s grandma population). It also only works if you're only annoying the person who's causing the issue. If you annoy everyone else, then you're just creating a domino effect of ill will in the apartment complex. Everyone gets pissed off, and no one wins.

Du Hast is the most mainstream Rammstein you can get, too: it was everywhere after the first Matrix movie came out. I have actual-boomer relatives who can recognize that one. The poster who suggested ear worms has it right: you want either completely unpredictable noises or something that will be stuck in the offender's mind indefinitely. I recommend Chattahoochee:

90s country is a treasure trove of ear worms.

Everything Is Awesome and Catchy Song from the Lego movies are fantastic horrible ear worms!

 

[BoobWhiskers]

(archive)

Did anyone else notice this part? Pouring unknown powder substances around public spaces is a good way to:

- potentially harm any stray animals that may frequent the apartment complex

-get kicked out of your tard housing for what amounts to public vandalism, apparently of a unit THE GUY ISNT EVEN THE PRIMARY RESIDENT FOR

And

- potentially get the fucking police called you mong

Stapphy is old enough to remember shit like the anthrax scares. Law enforcement tends to really dislike unknown chemical substances deliberately and anonymously placed in public. Have you considered acting like a semi-functional adult instead of a retarded twelve year old.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

I'm sure sulfur powder is going to be enough to ward off a crazy, strung out junkie, Staph. You're totally intimidating and not laughably stupid at all!

She's such a retard.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Who even has sulfur powder around?
For what?
Seems needlessly dangerous and kind of weird tbh.
It's giving 'chemical warfare'.

Wonder if she bought it when she bought all the weapons she was bragging about lately..?

 

[a hapless toad]

It's sulfur powder she most assuredly bought from some witchy/hoodoo shop on Etsy and I guarantee you it's cosmetic/pharmacy grade stuff meant for acne - generally benign and odorless...which is more than can be said for Staph herself.

 

[Terffals]

Staph made gingerbread men people!
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More like gingerbread bxys. Is she eating every one except the 'round' one? I guess she has to keep up the body positivity by getting fatter.

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I hope she ices them, at least.

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Hang on... I recognise that body shape...

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Look at this tard who doesn’t know to chill gingerbread dough for twenty minutes in the fridge to keep the shapes from spreading!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Look at this tard who doesn’t know to chill gingerbread dough for twenty minutes in the fridge to keep the shapes from spreading!

She should make spritz cookies, to honor her ancient gods. The cookie press templates are designed so the dough spreading makes the shape come together.

With sprinkles on 'em; the old gods love sprinkles.

 

[a hapless toad]

She should make spritz cookies, to honor her ancient gods. The cookie press templates are designed so the dough spreading makes the shape come together.
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With sprinkles on 'em; the old gods love sprinkles.
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I'll see your simple pagan sugar dust and raise you Nativity sprinkles complete with edible wafers of the Baby Jesus.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1121255088/oh-holy-night-edible-candy-shapes-w

(Why does this even exist?? And why am I googling "Christian sprinkles" when I said I was going to bed 45 minutes ago??)

Edit: Shockingly, I did not get any weird porn results from "Christian sprinkles".

 

[moorhen]

It’s nice that she made gingerbread men in her own image.

As for the sulfur powder, if she had any ability to think critically, she would know the strung out junkie isn’t even going to register someone’s pouring shit outside the door. The person who is going to notice, however, is her hospitalised neighbour, when she returns home from the hospital and has to clean up the random powder outside her home.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'll see your simple pagan sugar dust and raise you Nativity sprinkles complete with edible wafers of the Baby Jesus.

You know, those look fun, but they should probably package the big-ass "wafer" sprinkles separately. The seller even says you have to look for them because they settle, and there's no way they'll land randomly just where you want them on the cupcake.

Better to sell the sprinkles with the wafers in a Baggie so they can be placed just right at the end.

n.b. I have similar feelings about super-chunky glitter in nail polish that's otherwise clear.

Edit: Shockingly, I did not get any weird porn results from "Christian sprinkles".

"Christian Sprinkles" sounds like a character name from ensemble comedy, South Park or something.

I didn't find any Loki sprinkles, but there were plenty of "witch" mixes. And:

As for the sulfur powder, if she had any ability to think critically, she would know the strung out junkie isn’t even going to register someone’s pouring shit outside the door.

I guarantee it's "witchcraft." (archive) She doesn't care if he notices the sulfur; THE MAGICK will work anyway.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

She should make spritz cookies, to honor her ancient gods. The cookie press templates are designed so the dough spreading makes the shape come together.
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With sprinkles on 'em; the old gods love sprinkles.
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I've never seen one of those cookie press things but that looks neat. It'd be perfect if there were templates with all the runes on them for Staph to make all the magickal treats she desires. Runic cookies would make for a good game-night snack too, I think.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've never seen one of those cookie press things but that looks neat. It'd be perfect if there were templates with all the runes on them for Staph to make all the magickal treats she desires.

Cookie presses are great! There are lots of different recipes, and you can adapt a wetter version of a dough you'd usually roll out and cut, and get all the pretty and the credit with less cleanup (and less stressful decoration). I like the Sawa especially (all-metal mechanism with pull trigger), but there are a ton of manufacturers these days and they seem to have agreed that it's the best design. (Do not buy a battery-powered cookie press.)

It's a very satisfying pull-ratchet-chCHONK as it extrudes cookie dough out onto the sheet, a cross between using a caulk gun and a really buff stapler. The only downside is that kids have to have enough thumb/finger strength to use the cookie press, but you can still delegate them mixing/decorating/etc.

You can already buy add-on sets of more cookie designs, so there is no way in these days of home laser cutters that people aren't designing their own (I hope). You have to allow for the blobby nature of cookie dough and the rising, though. For instance, the ghost here looks great, but the cat looks like a cat Stephanie has adopted:



If you try to make cookie press designs that need to be crisp and legible, well, you're going to be getting out the frosting later:

 

[pink cigarettes]

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Staph doesn't realise that everyone hears the stuff she means to target at the downstairs crackhead.
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Other tards chime in
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Merzbow!
And just like that, Staph has heard probably the most alternative music she ever has. Wether she managed to suffer through it, solely in order to punish another, is not certain, but is poetic and meaningful.


(lmao at blasting Du Hast trying to freak out the squares. Wonder if she'll get nay complaints. Feel for any other speds in her vicinity.)

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Lol. It's hilarious how "kiwifarms!" has randomly become a boogeyman on bluesky despite absolutely nothing happening apart from, ig a handful of trolls putting it in their usernames and liking posts?
They shit the bed so hard so fast. I kind of wish people wouldn't even do the minimum like the aforementioned, just to see how crazy they go at the creak of their own footsteps.

Even if the neighbors are in truth 10x more awful than Stephanie, that isn't going to mean anything to management if someone complains about her blasting terrible music and disturbing everyone around her.
The defense of "yeah, my music was loud, but I heard him bringing over his friends! And they do drugs! And make coughing noises!" is not going to cut it. I can't believe she was ever certified in any way to advise others on how to navigate social services and life in general.

Love to see her having to deal with adult strangers tbh. Imagine constantly complaining about your syndromes and pains, but then getting this shitty when some tenant has to cough up a lung now and then.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I guarantee it's "witchcraft." (archive) She doesn't care if he notices the sulfur; THE MAGICK will work anyway.

Ohhhhh. So it doesn't even stink? That would have been the motivation I assumed, wrongly.
She's lucky they apparently don't have cctv there. At her bit anyway, maybe downstairs they do. Or someone has a ring cam
All round, it do not look good.
Also Kek, "she's only on hospital cuss he drugged her!"
Drugged her?
She either "drugged" herself, or she's in for some totally benign thing and told staph otherwise to lay on the victim vibe a bit thicker.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Spritz cookies are a pain in the ass to make and there is a significant trial and error period every time you attempt them. My family makes them for Christmas and my poor mother would about lose her mind trying to get some of the shapes to work properly and still getting half-released shapes every few cookies or so.

Staph would tard rage out and throw the cookie press against the wall.

 

[JaneThough]

It's sulfur powder she most assuredly bought from some witchy/hoodoo shop on Etsy and I guarantee you it's cosmetic/pharmacy grade stuff meant for acne - generally benign and odorless...which is more than can be said for Staph herself.

Which also means she spent at least 10x what it’s actually worth and is going to dump it on some fags door.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I'm just glad that it's the kind of complex where it sounds like they don't allow many pets. The first thing I thought of when I saw that bit is that if I was out walking my (very sweet but aggressively retarded) dog and there was an Interesting Smelly Substance on the ground in a place it shouldn't be, he would have fucking hoovered it up in about two seconds before I even noticed he was eating what he shouldn't be.

I did look it up and sulfur is listed as 'mostly harmless... unless an animal eats enough of it, and then it's toxic'. Very hard to find out what 'enough' is, and who knows whether Stapphy did a gentle sprinkle or waddled out there, upended whatever plastic baggie it came in from the woo store, and waddled back upstairs.

It's so like her not to think about the consequences of her actions, and while it's funny when that only bites HER in the ass I hate when it runs the risk of hurting other people / innocent animals.