"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Jotch]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

You got the Poo Flu, most NA residents already had it by now and thought it was covid.

 

[The Backwards Man]

So this is the way the Kiwi Farms dies, not by a tranny, but by a sick poojeet...

 

[CallmeCicada]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

You have no idea bro. The jeets are everywhere. It's insane.

 

[Jotch]

You have no idea bro. The jeets are everywhere. It's insane.

Our only respite is the cold, deep freezes keep the demons at bay.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Our only respite is the cold, deep freezes keep the demons at bay.

No such luck for Florida bros.

 

[scallion]

hundreds of poojeets

At every single airport at all times of the year, it's awful

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday

Was the cheese recovered?

 

[Null]

Was the cheese recovered?

No

 

[indomitable snowman]

They don't let you bring bombs on an airplane anymore.

Fun fact: those tubes the US makes you stand in swivel around you because it bombards you with different signals to try and detonate any explosive on you. Theoretically you just explode and the tube absorbs it.

Everyone should opt out of the TSA scanners. They're just blasting you with ionizing radiation. You already get enough going on a plane, you don't need more. I don't know if you can opt out in other countries, but you 100% are allowed to in the US, they'll just make you wait until someone can come and molest you.

 

[TheRandomHoboman]

No

nah blud missed the cheese

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

Hundreds if not thousands of retards and trannies couldn't bring you down only for one evening of being around black people and Indians to nearly fucking kill you.

 

[Jotch]

Everyone should opt out of the TSA scanners. They're just blasting you with ionizing radiation. You already get enough going on a plane, you don't need more. I don't know if you can opt out in other countries, but you 100% are allowed to in the US, they'll just make you wait until someone can come and molest you.

I was adjacent to EMI testing for one of those things, that was a big concern of the FCC for a while because they originally radio jammed all wifi in the area (before they turned it into a giant box).
I would say don't worry about it, it's all just microwaves. If you don't feel too hot you'll be ok.
I don't think its meant to detonate anything either. Although I wouldn't be surprised if a CIA nigger threw one of those EW guys in there after they faraday caged the thing.

It takes advantage of the same microwave heating principle of water resonating and strongly absorbing at 2.4 GHz. IE they use it to see through your clothes because there's no water in them.

If you want to play a funny prank on them you can soak your clothes in water and see what happens. (You're just really sweaty)


Edit:
This is what they looked like at first


Very open and comfortable, looks just like an X Ray which people are familiar with.
EMI nightmare. Scanner is a flat plate that the beam can scatter off of in all directions without obstruction.



Here is what they look like now.
Cage like and scary, very intimidating.
Thick body with grounded plating in almost all directions. Scanner is in a deep beam dump in the back. Hardly any scattering.
Much better for EMI.

 

[DavidS877]

Imagine not selling your soul to TSA or CBP to get the magic card that means you (almost) never need to use the scanners, just the metal detectors.

 

[des Pudels Kern]

they'll just make you wait until someone can come and molest you.

I never minded the radiation, but how can you pass up a free molestation?

 

[Schpoots]

weak eurotrash immune system cant handle the intense freedom of americas super germs

 

[Born in Summer]

Our only respite is the cold, deep freezes keep the demons at bay.

If that was true, they wouldn't all move to Canada.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

Can you describe the smell for us?

 

[Not A Fed]

I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.

Those are just typical Americans now.

 

[Devious Dave]

Last time I was in DFW airport, there were so many of them working there. I saw a funny thing actually, one of those people movers, a pajeet, was driving it, and it was loaded down with a fat Black family.
I gotta say it really pisses me off when they let them work as gate agents and use the intercom

 

[Jex]

A man denied his cheese