Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

AfghanBlue said:
Also something about that extremely fat pooner posted above-something about her way of holding herself? - makes me feel like it's actually, like actually actually, Trigglypuff.
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It's because if you're morbidly obese, you can't relax your arms at your sides. They're always stuck at an angle.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Also something about that extremely fat pooner posted above-something about her way of holding herself? - makes me feel like it's actually, like actually actually, Trigglypuff.
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Yk she ain't depooned and it probably took this long to find someone willing to break enough rules to ooperate.
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Wait...

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The holy Bifurcation! ☦️
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According to her Reddit bio, "it" is 19 years old, so def. not Trigglypuff, who'd be in her 30's by now:

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She's way fatter than Cora/Trigglypuff, too. If "it" is anything close to normal height for a woman, she's in the 600-pound range. But anything over 4'9'' is implausible.
 
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Breadbear said:
Whoever makes that would make bank... If the surgeons could ever agree on if/how/when/how long to dilate.
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The app would need to let you put your own schedule in, track and record depth, and have a female voice offering affirmations like „you are valid! Let’s go shopping!”
 
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I don't know how anyone can look at people wanting to cut their dick off/scoop out their vagina and think it's anything but the most extreme of mental illnesses.

I can only speak for the moid side but sexuality is pretty damn important for people so I literally cannot comprehend someone willingly giving that part of themselves up. Truly delusional. I bet if you went out on the street and asked a hundred random men would they rather lose a limb, hell two, three, even four limbs, or their genitals, 99.9% are going to chose losing the limb. It's even a joke in Band of Brothers for gods sake. One of the soldiers gets hit by an explosion bad, the medic comes over and checks him out and has to reassure him the old twig and berries is OK before the guy calms down.

Euphoria must be stronger than heroin or something. How else would they keep digging themselves deeper.
 
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Nobody owns a cat said:
I found some neoschlongs growing in the wild. I had no idea they pinched the green tops off them before installing them.
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what the fuck why is it textured like that :cryblood: looks like a bald cheeto jfc. these surgeons have seen dicks before right? like i get that recreating sex organs on the opposite sex is biologically impossible but also that looks like a fucking rolling pin
 
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The irony would be if a) those are goosebumps and b) that actually meant the surgeon did a good job and the healing went well, hooking up to good circulation.

I can just imagine the follow-up appointment conversation.

"Doc, my dick gets goosebumps, can we do something about that?"
"Really? That means it's healing really well! Congratulations!"
*surgeons high five each other, the pooner dies a bit more inside as she holds up the most defeated limp hand up for a high-five*
 
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