Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Warm Lasagna]

Honest question, what are his viewer counts anymore? I haven't watched him since the Brooks trial outside of clips here.

Considering he doesn’t stream, the current view counts are 0.

 

[TheTractor]

The way he brandishes his wholesome family cope is disgusting.

Yeah you both are amazing parents that watch with wonder their kids go, when their jobless mother can bother to pause her 10th rewatch of Next Generation locked in her room buzzed on pills, or when trustfund dad isn't drowning wilflife drunk or balls deep in jamaican bussy.

I hope the judge goes hard just for his smug ''I dindo nuthin'' Kind David attitude during the whole process and being a general nuissance for their court for now 6 months.

 

[AnOminous]

Unlike Nick, Sean seemed genuinely emotional about Jeff's death. He didn't have to hide behind the written word.

Notice the narcissistic cuck used someone else's death to boast about what a "good, stable force" he is? Meanwhile anyone around him is suffering the consequences of Hurricane Balldo on a daily basis. Lmao what a fucking joke of a cuck piece of shit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Speaking of Mormons, there is some drama brewing on Nick’s legal team (if they are even involved anymore). Brian Lewis, the attorney who works for Francis White III and who filed Nick’s atrocious appeal, made this cryptic post on Facebook on Thanksgiving day:

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Anyway, what a strange thing to say. What happened roughly 8 years ago, you might ask?

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Maybe Francis is too busy dealing with his son trooning out to tard-wrangle Brian. I’m sure more details will be revealed later.

Nick has reverse Midas' Touch...

Interesting choice of words there. He said on his latest JuJu Show appearance that the plea deal was all but set in stone at his last conference, but there was one particular issue his attorney and the prosecutor couldn't settle on, hence the can being kicked down the road to today. What could this single issue be that is so important for Balldo to potentially not take an otherwise favorable deal?

The top theories are:

A: Contact with April. Non-contact with drug users, co-defendants, or criminals is a standard condition.

B: Trying to get the child neglect charge dropped so he can LARP as a good father.

This doesn't make any sense. Surely you can't murder somebody, but then plead out on a minor possession charge and get probation, then turn around and say 'Oh ho! No death penalty for me because I murdered that bitch BEFORE I got probation!"

No, retard. You cannot murder someone then get a deal on a drug charge, then the State provoke your deal based on the murder. You get sentenced separately for the murder, but a pre-condition of the deal is that it holds until you do somethign to break it after. It isn't an invincible law shield, but it is an unbreakable contract.

Time-travel isn't part of the consideration. That would be a ex-post facto punishment.

Honest question, what are his viewer counts anymore? I haven't watched him since the Brooks trial outside of clips here.

Months out of date numbers but he was not breaking 200.

 

[AnOminous]

This doesn't make any sense. Surely you can't murder somebody, but then plead out on a minor possession charge and get probation, then turn around and say 'Oh ho! No death penalty for me because I murdered that bitch BEFORE I got probation!"

He didn't say anything remotely like that.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Nonpracticing lawyer, nonpracticing father, nonpracticing Christian, nonpracticing streamer... For someone who doesn't do much, he sure seems to find excuses and reasons he's busy all the time.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He didn't say anything remotely like that.

"He"

>write OP for thread
>get constantly brutalized in that thread

Suffah, Himedall

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"He"

>write OP for thread
>get constantly brutalized in that thread

Suffah, Himedall

It has to be a canonised meme at this point. Lol! Let us give thanks for the lulu Nick has given us:

- Butter dishes
- Tripods
- MAN-dy
- Sassy Dorito eating
- Chief Felt
- Jesu Mon
- Ceiling cats
- Aggressive monogamy
- Shower calls
- SEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!
- Gay 90's
- Crackeita
- Jamaican abortion scams
- Many more!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I don't know shit about tattoos but from what I gathered from my benign eavesdropping, the prices for getting tattoos done have gone up inordinately and the artists have been doing them for less than five years are charging just as much as artists who have been doing them for thirty, and the latter are slowly increasing their rates across the industry as a response.

thats something i've noticed in general too with tattoos, the trends in tattoos and the costs mean you can really pin when someone gets a tattoo just from how great it looks or how big it is, like anyone that got tattoos a decade ago never had that "it looks like a shitload of doodles" style because it was cheap enough to get an entire back or sleeve or chest all done in one go.

my relatives have been getting tattoos for over a quarter century now, and you really can tell "hey that guy got a tattoo in 1999" or "hey thats from 2005" or "hey i recognize that look from 2016" which also means that its rather easy to tell a mid life crisis Nick from someone that got tattoos at 19 and stopped.

Also the tattoos and dyed hair that middle aged millennials still think is hip is actually trashy now, while it was all the rage in 2006 among the upper class artsy types, its pretty much only the people stuck living with relatives and making under $15/hr at their crappy job still rocking that stuff. Its also why you're seeing guys like Pete Davidson and others just rocking normal hair and getting the tattoos lasered off.

that vice-era of it being the dominant culture in the cool parts of brooklyn died out a decade ago, to the point where its really only like the bottom tier people rocking those piercings and tattoos and weird hairstyles anymore. like they'd pay out the ass for some tiny thing that would have cost less than a jar of peanut butter or a couple packets of oat meal a decade ago. zoomer tattoos are trash if you can see them at all, which is another point. because of the turn in culture tattoos are back to where they were in the 90s, the average person in the office doesn't have visible tattoos or have ones they show off, and just like back then there's a "oh this guy's a badass" thing when the delivery boy dropping off your food is sporting them, instead of the "oh this guy has an art degree and a trust fund" feeling you'd have when you saw one of these people get off their bike and hand you food a decade ago"

In general it really shows you how fucking awful the 20s sort of are in terms of excess cash, tattoos used to be something you'd get on a whim 20 years ago because it was as cheap as going bowling or buying another drink at a bar. now you have guys saving up just to get tattoos, having to get them in installments like Nick is doing.

Also color has apparently gone out of style, they say its because of how toxic it is but also more likely because of how its super expensive for both the guy doing the tattoo and the consumer themselves, just out of how bad the economy has been fucked up its insane how much the pendulum has swung back, outside of gay stuff, which honestly you don't hear too much about in general we really did swing as a culture a lot further back and its sort of crazy how quickly it happened. from tattoos and rap to chugging water and country music in the span of 5 years. Honestly Rekeita had the exact opposite experience of everyone else, he turned degen when everyone else started getting less degenerate. Every bar around me had to turn into a "family friendly" area and triple down on food because no one's drinking to excess like in the 24 hour era of the 2010s.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It has to be a canonised meme at this point. Lol! Let us give thanks for the lulu Nick has given us:

- Butter dishes
- Tripods
- MAN-dy
- Sassy Dorito eating
- Chief Felt
- Jesu Mon
- Ceiling cats
- Aggressive monogamy
- Shower calls
- SEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!
- Gay 90's
- Crackeita
- Jamaican abortion scams
- Many more!

I hope you make a Million Dollars
YOU EAT SANDWICHES

 

[Sharpeteer]

Hey Nikki, since you have no intention on using your YT channel ever again, I'll buy it from you for 3.50 - that should be enough for those rock candies for you to snort up your nose. It needs to be bought out by somebody and converted into a YT channel where people can find good family values to listen to, just like it pretended to be once upon a time. Really wouldn't be all that hard, and would probably be one of those cases where a channel change-of-ownership actually turned out for the better. It's a dead brand. You are a dead brand.

What bothers me about him more than anything else is that he is one of those people that is simply incapable of doing the right thing. The reason for this incapability on his part being that it's the harder way to go through life, and he is incapable of tackling even the slightest of adversaries, and the child-like urges he will never learn to ignore tell him to do whatever is "fUn" instead of what's right, even if it means having to grow up, or have principles (which in his own words he doesn't have).

Just do the right thing. What is it? Figure it out. You role played as such for a long time, so you should have some idea.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

She doesn't smile any more. The early pictures she smiles. Something bad happened to her in between the first set and the rest.

Answer: Nick Rekieta. (Eta I know, I know, her look changed before then. But still.)

Speaking of Mormons, there is some drama brewing on Nick’s legal team (if they are even involved anymore). Brian Lewis, the attorney who works for Francis White III and who filed Nick’s atrocious appeal, made this cryptic post on Facebook on Thanksgiving day:

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Anyway, what a strange thing to say. What happened roughly 8 years ago, you might ask?

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Maybe Francis is too busy dealing with his son trooning out to tard-wrangle Brian. I’m sure more details will be revealed later.

Well, here's what happened: Brian Lewis is not listed on Francis White Law's site.

https://www.franciswhitelaw.com/attorney.html

 

[Post Reply]

"He taught me a lot about being a good, stable force for those around you."

Wow, that's a damning indictment coming from Crackets. Way to besmirch the man's memory before his body is even cold.

"Save a place for me, brother."

God willing, he won't have to wait too long.

 

[Strix454]

Well, here's what happened: Brian Lewis is not listed on Francis White Law's site.

Merry Christmas from the Barneswalker.

What an awful guy....

 

[Captain Manning]

"He"

>write OP for thread
>get constantly brutalized in that thread

Suffah, Himedall

Poor Himedall. Even Nick figured out she's a she.

Though his brain has so many holes it it, he might have forgotten.

Hey Nikki, since you have no intention on using your YT channel ever again, I'll buy it from you for 3.50

Harsh! That's even less than Keffals offered Null for the KF domain name back when everybody in the Twitterverse was convinced the site was finished. I think Lucas offered $100.

Nick is worth less than this evil tranny murdering site.

 

[Telvanni]

Nonpracticing lawyer, nonpracticing father, nonpracticing Christian, nonpracticing streamer... For someone who doesn't do much, he sure seems to find excuses and reasons he's busy all the time.

Only a few more steps away from a nonpracticing liver and then a nonpracticing mortal if he keeps up his habits.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

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Nick is walking into the 2nd settlement conference and he only thinks "it's possible the end of all this bullshit will be in sight?!!?!?!"

He doesn't know if he has a deal established with the prosecution?!?!? I understand walking into the first one and essentially asking for more time to negotiate.

But trying to wheel and deal at the settlement conference didn't work before, so it won't work here again. It will either be accept-the-offer-as-is or reject-and-go-to-trial. The prosecutor's office and judge won't put up with anymore fruitless delays.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Harsh! That's even less than Keffals offered Null for the KF domain name back when everybody in the Twitterverse was convinced the site was finished. I think Lucas offered $100.

Nick is worth less than this evil tranny murdering site.

At the very least, if someone bought this site you'd get all these folk. If someone were to buy Nick's channel, you'd have to clean house of all the filth that are the viewers of the non-existent videos that get posted there now (none).

There is no way to recovering any of this, just get a new channel owner, rebrand it completely, and act like it all never happened. There really is no other way. Destroyed both his "law firm", and his entire online business. But at least it was all worth it because he got his "24 year old hot wife" he said he wanted (by way of projection) when he talked about Kayla's destroyed body.

 

[Desktop User2]

Speaking of Mormons, there is some drama brewing on Nick’s legal team (if they are even involved anymore). Brian Lewis, the attorney who works for Francis White III and who filed Nick’s atrocious appeal, made this cryptic post on Facebook on Thanksgiving day:

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The .gif wouldn’t render in browser, but it’s a gif of John de Lancie’s Q from nu-Trek becoming old. (Kayla would approve!)

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Anyway, what a strange thing to say. What happened roughly 8 years ago, you might ask?

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Maybe Francis is too busy dealing with his son trooning out to tard-wrangle Brian. I’m sure more details will be revealed later.

What is the timeline of his mega rape in the army or something like that? Maybe it´s the event´s anniversary?

 

[Captain Manning]

Merry Christmas from the Barneswalker.

What an awful guy....

The natural temptation for some might be to laugh at the guy for writing such a god awful appeal brief, but he was handed a shit case, with a shit client, and now... apparently... he also has a shit boss

That's how I feel about Randazza too. I can't shit on him too much. Lawyers aren't wizards. Nick really steps in the dogshit.