💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Spergichu]

I have a settlement conference tomorrow and it's POSSIBLE the end of all of this bullshit will be in sight

Interesting choice of words there. He said on his latest JuJu Show appearance that the plea deal was all but set in stone at his last conference, but there was one particular issue his attorney and the prosecutor couldn't settle on, hence the can being kicked down the road to today. What could this single issue be that is so important for Balldo to potentially not take an otherwise favorable deal?

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

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Saint Luigi Did Nothing Wrong.

 

[Melty Butter]

Looking forward to see what the plea deal will be like.

I think it will be probation one or two years for possession of cocaine for personal use. The child endangerment charges will be dropped but hopefully read in. And I think Nick will have to plea with the wording "because he believes he is guilty".

Kurt's prediction. I think I took this screenshot when he was in Meme's chat? I can't remember but it was recent.

The joker card in the deck will be if he pissed off the judge to the point that the judge don't accept the plea and gives him jail time, and Nick have to decide if he want to fight it or take the time in jail.

That would be the most satisfying.

Wentzell has rejected plea deals, or at least Alford pleas, related to drugs and domestic violence. In the cases he did so, it was due to the defendant not taking accountability. He cited their post-arrest behavior of not attending therapy, rehab, etc. The crimes were more serious than Nick's, however.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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He SPEAKS!

He writes like a woman.

 

[Lian Xing]

The joker card in the deck will be if he pissed off the judge to the point that the judge don't accept the plea and gives him jail time

Jail time is extraordinarily unlikely, to the point is would be shocking if it was doled out for anything other than contempt.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It’s funny how fundamentally theistic Nick is in spite of all of his overt sinning, breaking commandments, heresies, etc

And I say he’s fundamentally theistic because he doesn’t think he needs to understand and/or fix human content consumers’ disappointment to go on having a streaming career. He thinks he can appeal to God and say “fine, I will cover a trial”

 

[Associate Rick]

The Lawtube landscape is different now and Nick might be in for a shock if he thinks he can return to being a big fish in a small pond.

Nick used to be a big fish in a small pond but now he's just a turd in a swimming pool.

 

[Strix454]

What could this single issue be that is so important for Balldo to potentially not take an otherwise favorable deal?

Dropping the child-related charges entirely so he can pretend to the public that he was completely exhonorated on them and is the best dad ever. The combination of the CPS records being sealed and the criminal counts being dropped would allow Nick to lie at will about all issues surrounding that part of the case. Nick sees this as critical to his streaming comeback. Or at least that is the way it seemed based on how he talked on the last Juju stream.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

TODAY’S THE DAY!!!!

 

[Mandatory User Name]

He's using the same type of vague legalese word games that Nick attempts to get away with (and fails) and in his own head probably thinks he's being clever, It's pretty obvious what's going on here.

 

[Swole McPole]

That isn't how it works. You cannot be locked up for actions committed before your probation agreement. This has been explained in the legal thread by American barristers.

This doesn't make any sense. Surely you can't murder somebody, but then plead out on a minor possession charge and get probation, then turn around and say 'Oh ho! No death penalty for me because I murdered that bitch BEFORE I got probation!"

 

[unfer]

He writes like a woman.

Or a faggot. Oddly enough he speaks like one too!

 

[Burd Turglar]

Honest question, what are his viewer counts anymore? I haven't watched him since the Brooks trial outside of clips here.

 

[Pelican Bones]

This doesn't make any sense. Surely you can't murder somebody, but then plead out on a minor possession charge and get probation, then turn around and say 'Oh ho! No death penalty for me because I murdered that bitch BEFORE I got probation!"

You can be locked up for the crime. The issue is if a crime committed before a probation sentence was given out constitutes a probation violation. That generally violates the idea of not being punished for something ex post facto.

Edit: last sentence not phrased well. Punishment for crimes before probation would be tantamount to having an ex post facto law.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Nick's commented, April's replied. Excuse me while I puke.

Same energy / quality of writing:


...it's like diamonds... you're beautiful...

Beautiful..?! This is the skin of a CRACKHEAD, Bella!

Doesn't sound very churchy to me. Those aren't Biblical quotes. Churches tend not to focus on self-improvement concepts in actual sermons. The first one she posted uses a 19th c. idiom, and the second one starts with a Maya Angelou (partial) quote.

Church quotes hit super duper hard today:

"It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit... and keep moving forward. You've got to put the past behind you before you can move on. It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. May the Force be with you."

#foodforthought #whatwouldjesusdo

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Honest question, what are his viewer counts anymore? I haven't watched him since the Brooks trial outside of clips here.

Considering he doesn’t stream, the current view counts are 0.

 

[TheTractor]

The way he brandishes his wholesome family cope is disgusting.

Yeah you both are amazing parents that watch with wonder their kids go, when their jobless mother can bother to pause her 10th rewatch of Next Generation locked in her room buzzed on pills, or when trustfund dad isn't drowning wilflife drunk or balls deep in jamaican bussy.

I hope the judge goes hard just for his smug ''I dindo nuthin'' Kind David attitude during the whole process and being a general nuissance for their court for now 6 months.

 

[AnOminous]

Unlike Nick, Sean seemed genuinely emotional about Jeff's death. He didn't have to hide behind the written word.

Notice the narcissistic cuck used someone else's death to boast about what a "good, stable force" he is? Meanwhile anyone around him is suffering the consequences of Hurricane Balldo on a daily basis. Lmao what a fucking joke of a cuck piece of shit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Speaking of Mormons, there is some drama brewing on Nick’s legal team (if they are even involved anymore). Brian Lewis, the attorney who works for Francis White III and who filed Nick’s atrocious appeal, made this cryptic post on Facebook on Thanksgiving day:

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Anyway, what a strange thing to say. What happened roughly 8 years ago, you might ask?

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Maybe Francis is too busy dealing with his son trooning out to tard-wrangle Brian. I’m sure more details will be revealed later.

Nick has reverse Midas' Touch...

Interesting choice of words there. He said on his latest JuJu Show appearance that the plea deal was all but set in stone at his last conference, but there was one particular issue his attorney and the prosecutor couldn't settle on, hence the can being kicked down the road to today. What could this single issue be that is so important for Balldo to potentially not take an otherwise favorable deal?

The top theories are:

A: Contact with April. Non-contact with drug users, co-defendants, or criminals is a standard condition.

B: Trying to get the child neglect charge dropped so he can LARP as a good father.

This doesn't make any sense. Surely you can't murder somebody, but then plead out on a minor possession charge and get probation, then turn around and say 'Oh ho! No death penalty for me because I murdered that bitch BEFORE I got probation!"

No, retard. You cannot murder someone then get a deal on a drug charge, then the State provoke your deal based on the murder. You get sentenced separately for the murder, but a pre-condition of the deal is that it holds until you do somethign to break it after. It isn't an invincible law shield, but it is an unbreakable contract.

Time-travel isn't part of the consideration. That would be a ex-post facto punishment.

Honest question, what are his viewer counts anymore? I haven't watched him since the Brooks trial outside of clips here.

Months out of date numbers but he was not breaking 200.

 

[AnOminous]

This doesn't make any sense. Surely you can't murder somebody, but then plead out on a minor possession charge and get probation, then turn around and say 'Oh ho! No death penalty for me because I murdered that bitch BEFORE I got probation!"

He didn't say anything remotely like that.