Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[AltisticRight]

You'll need a maguro bocho for that one. Or those pointy cleavers they use on tuna.

Yanagiba goes up to 35cm I think, but there's definitely custom ones specifically made for lardy creatures like Asstonne.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

CHOPPED UP PPP WOULD YIELD ENOUGH FAT TO LIGHT UP CANADA, USA, MEXICO AND PART OF PANAMA FOR A YEAR IN CANDLES

 

[Captain Manning]

CHOPPED UP PPP WOULD YIELD ENOUGH FAT TO LIGHT UP CANADA, USA, MEXICO AND PART OF PANAMA FOR A YEAR IN CANDLES

@AltisticRight will appreciate this: There was once an extremely fat Chinese warlord named
Dong Zhuo. It is said when he was overthrown and killed, they stuck a wick in his navel and it burned for two days on the fat of his corpse.

That's what I remember most from Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Anyways, I rekon PPP could go for at least three.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

CHOPPED UP PPP WOULD YIELD ENOUGH FAT TO LIGHT UP CANADA, USA, MEXICO AND PART OF PANAMA FOR A YEAR IN CANDLES

Filet-O-Bish sandwiches for all

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

To any vaguely normal person, 3 seconds (3 minutes if we want to be extremely generous and overstate it) of attention on an internet program isn't worth more than the average hourly earnings of the average American (which would be generously estimated at 30/hr, but is brought up significantly by the high end outliers). To a paypig, it is. They play stupid games and win stupid prizes, but they're too dumb to realize that their prizes are inherently worthless. The paypig gets nothing of value from their contribution, but taking the ceremony of the shoutout out of the equation is off the table. It's just your standard P2W bullshit, incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't play the stupid game.

The casino has some very unique paypigs though. Tolerator is probably on SSDI given his slow mush mouthed way of speaking. That means he gets $1700 a month based on this government website SSDI monthly averages. Tolerator probably also lives with his family. So, the family feeds and houses him and he spends all his neet bux on the casino like some of DSP's actual dent paypigs.

MM is another weird one. He obviously has a high income given the sale price of his house MM's house on zillow. But, he works as a nurse and the average for his county is only about $120K a year in commiefornia. His wife is where things get interesting. She has worked at apple HQ for at least the last 5 years and was getting stock options every year. Now look at the last 5 years of apple stock growth, its up $183 a share. MM's wife is very likely a millionaire based on stock in her retirement account. So, he can spend thousands on tranny coke orgies in vegas and it won't effect him one bit financially.

 

[All becomes gunt]

The whole situation is just fucked. Any kind of benefit of the doubt you wanna give Tardski just goes away.

"Maybe he was young and he didn't know"
Nope he is like 40

"Maybe he was new and did something retarded"
Nope he keeps doing the same shit over and over and over again, he has a very well established trail in the sektur

"Maybe he had a come to Jesus moment and shed himself away from all these past behaviors"
Nope he still behaves the same way

"Maybe it was just the bad actors in his community"
He actively chose to stay with these people for all these years. And he is running defense for them and still trying to bring MM back into the fold. With how blatant these people are it should smack you in the head like a fucking hammer and at some point you would erupt. If this was me i'd make a full episode of just completely destroying every fiber of all those paypigs, but he won't do that because they have blackmail on him and he is too cozy with em.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

WHOA BUDDY

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

@AltisticRight will appreciate this: There was once an extremely fat Chinese warlord named
Dong Zhuo. It is said when he was overthrown and killed, they stuck a wick in his navel and it burned for two days on the fat of his corpse.

IVE PLAYED ENOUGH DYNASTY WARRIORS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE HUGE POTENTIAL IN MEMES HERE, SIR

LIGHT UP THE WICK, PORKS

 

[All becomes gunt]

You know, if they were actually smarter, what they would do is have MM make multiple socks, and have him spread the donos among them. It'd probably still be found out since they'd all be new socks, but it would be less obvious to the average person that doesn't look too hard.

The issue with that, I think, is they get a big dopamine hit off of individual superchats with big numbers.

Warski screaming "Let's fucking go!" doesn't work as well if you get 100 subs cumulatively from 20 "individual users" as opposed to two 50 sub superchats.

They're defeated by their own gimmick.


It wasn't hard. I'm not the best cow whisper, but I think I got a pretty good read on how Warski thinks.

The reason they can't shake it off and hide him is because there is only a very very FEW number of people that are willing to donate above a certain threshold. Especially in the numbers MM usually donates. So really since it is a limited market you can definitely instantly spot that "oh this guy is missing, oh this guy is back" especially in such a short time frame.

 

[hawkisnight]

WHOA BUDDY
View attachment 6762357

Do you think they asked Janny Gym to stop making fun of their baby?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

About 6-9 months ago (it was shortly before DSP started interacting with the show), they had a paypig named waffins who went from a KC paypig to a DSP paypig. I have no idea how long he was a Philpig or if he still is or if he rebranded to something else and rejoined either or both pigpens. In any case, when waffins went to Phil's camp, PPP made sure to make a note on air that Phil's detractors were more thorough in their capacity to do research and that they wouldn't tolerate references to the Third Reich and the ideologies that surrounded it. It was something of a veiled threat/blackmail to get back in line or risk being doxed by Phil's psychopathic enemies. Yes, every whale is highly valuable and much like many illicit businesses, showing weakness and losing part of your clientele to a competitor means that you risk looking weak and losing it all.

The reason they can't shake it off and hide him is because there is only a very very FEW number of people that are willing to donate above a certain threshold. Especially in the numbers MM usually donates. So really since it is a limited market you can definitely instantly spot that "oh this guy is missing, oh this guy is back" especially in such a short time frame.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Hopefully it's just the paypigs and Andy is just retarded.

Going back to the vegas orgy and black hookers. Didn't they watch BBC porn last year on Christmas/New years or was it two years ago? It would explain why black hookers in Vegas. One of these dumbasses has a chocolate fetish or MM has one and he was the one who requested they watch BBC porn.

No, they didn't watch BBC porn. It was a gay all black porn movie.

About 6-9 months ago (it was shortly before DSP started interacting with the show), they had a paypig named waffins who went from a KC paypig to a DSP paypig. I have no idea how long he was a Philpig or if he still is or if he rebranded to something else and rejoined either or both pigpens. In any case, when waffins went to Phil's camp, PPP made sure to make a note on air that Phil's detractors were more thorough in their capacity to do research and that they wouldn't tolerate references to the Third Reich and the ideologies that surrounded it. It was something of a veiled threat/blackmail to get back in line or risk being doxed by Phil's psychopathic enemies. Yes, every whale is highly valuable and much like many illicit businesses, showing weakness and losing part of your clientele to a competitor means that you risk looking weak and losing it all.

Waffins 1483 was also a jayden McNeil paypig and a feaser paypig before the casino got him. He also occasionally tortures ralph with how its made episodes for small donos. There is a clip of ralph talking about trying head cheese after waffins made him watch how its made.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The reason that I call this particular assortment of paypigs a paypig polycule or a findom polycule is because they socialize and hang between shows, awaiting the next show. It is a borderline, if not full on, cult. They all wax nostalgic for peak Warski era, namely Knoxville. When AIM AIM AIM caused Warski to lose 95% of his empire, these are the progeny of his true believers who stuck by him, whereas the lion's share moved onto other personalities. Add to this that many have grievances against Ralph for real or perceived betrayals, Epski is effectively the figurehead of their revenge. Whereas there was a time that Ralph was many times more successful than A&A, the dynamic has been effectively reversed. In addition, they took down Feaser in full and played a role in the fall of Cozy/AF. They feel they are early adopters of a powerful cultural force and that their extreme loyalty will come with the eventual spoils of war. In reality, Lard and Tard will throw them under the bus in a heartbeat, as shown multiple times at this point. At this point, they might as well be called the Warski family or something similar. Much like Rackets spread himself too thin by trying to take on April's baggage, they have spread themselves thin and it's time they were relegated back to the position that Ralph is currently in.

 

[urr13 account]

Do you think they asked Janny Gym to stop making fun of their baby?

View attachment 6762504

There is, of course, no proof that they aren't gay.

 

[All becomes gunt]

The reason that I call this particular assortment of paypigs a paypig polycule or a findom polycule is because they socialize and hang between shows, awaiting the next show. It is a borderline, if not full on, cult. They all wax nostalgic for peak Warski era, namely Knoxville. When AIM AIM AIM caused Warski to lose 95% of his empire, these are the progeny of his true believers who stuck by him, whereas the lion's share moved onto other personalities. Add to this that many have grievances against Ralph for real or perceived betrayals, Epski is effectively the figurehead of their revenge. Whereas there was a time that Ralph was many times more successful than A&A, the dynamic has been effectively reversed. In addition, they took down Feaser in full and played a role in the fall of Cozy/AF. They feel they are early adopters of a powerful cultural force and that their extreme loyalty will come with the eventual spoils of war. In reality, Lard and Tard will throw them under the bus in a heartbeat, as shown multiple times at this point. At this point, they might as well be called the Warski family or something similar. Much like Rackets spread himself too thin by trying to take on April's baggage, they have spread themselves thin and it's time they were relegated back to the position that Ralph is currently in.

There is however also the dark sexual undertone because let's not forget Andy has being in possession and even livestreamed CP before. Every time we look into one of these shmucks some kind of loli pops out. And they meet up for orgies with their masters. So i agree with your post however it needs to be added that this community is also sexually motivated and perhaps even a supply line for Lard and Tard for darker degenerate desires. Also look at the thread and how they just fervently throw themselves into the fire begging and screaming for us to look away trying to throw any shit they can at the wall desperately thinking something will stick. Especially last 200+ pages has being an endless janny/paypig genocide. Something even more fucked is going on here and i have a feeling that the way things go we will have even more revelations soon.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

On a scale of 0-100, how culty is the paypig polycule? I'm going to go with 70 because they rank extremely high on behavior, information, thought and emotional control and I'd like to say that they stop just short of criminal activity, but I'm not even confident in that at this point. If anything, I am being too generous by only giving it a 70.

Added in edit: Kino Cultsino. Also, Ashton is very literally a student of occult techniques.
Added in second edit: The term Kino Cultsino is probably too broad of a brush, eradicating the distinction between extreme paypig and casual viewer. The counterargument would be that shocking/extreme language might have a beneficial effect on people who are under partial pignosis and get people out from that community at the beginner and intermediate levels. An argument can be made either way. I am divided on this term, but I think it is close to the perfect term. The Warskin family really needs a good handle to highlight the insanity of that community.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

@All becomes gunt Remember how much Andy would stand up for Gator when all the stuff with him was going down? That was one example of the early signs of what these people truly are.

 

[CRT Glow]

Do you think they asked Janny Gym to stop making fun of their baby?

Andy, I'm sorry. You are NOT the father of Ashton's baby. Metokur Masochist is.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Andy, I'm sorry. You are NOT the father of Ashton's baby. Metokur Masochist is.

View attachment 6762877

So where are the jannies that said at least they don't have a kid ?

 

[Oeselian Chad]

A couple weeks back, I looked for cases where a spurned paypig killed the object of their paypiggery and was unable to find any. I found several Grant Amato like cases, but never paypig on dono receiver violence. I'd imagine the first victim is going to be an e-girl of some kind, but when you got people like Ashton and Andy who meet their paypigs IRL, I'm wondering if they aren't going to be the first case of paypiggery gone lethal.

Look towards Japan, there was atleast one case i remember where in this case a woman paypiged a male prostitute and he still wouldnt love her like she wanted, so she stabbed him. And she wasn't even a bad looking woman, for an Asian. And i guarantee there have been many more cases similiar to it, thanks to their culture of workaholism, loneliness, anime, idol worship and other extreme forms of escapism and degeneracy.

That doesn't ring a bell, but there was this unhinged Discord retard who killed some girl he was stalking. I can't recall specifics because I didn't follow it here (I was repulsed by what he did), but I think he might have paypigged her?

No that was just the usual E-girl fucks around with the wrong guys feelings and then finds out by having her decapitation live streamed to her friends. And to be fair, im not blaming it all on her, the guy was fucking nuts. But she should have known a little better.

About 6-9 months ago (it was shortly before DSP started interacting with the show), they had a paypig named waffins who went from a KC paypig to a DSP paypig. I have no idea how long he was a Philpig or if he still is or if he rebranded to something else and rejoined either or both pigpens. In any case, when waffins went to Phil's camp, PPP made sure to make a note on air that Phil's detractors were more thorough in their capacity to do research and that they wouldn't tolerate references to the Third Reich and the ideologies that surrounded it. It was something of a veiled threat/blackmail to get back in line or risk being doxed by Phil's psychopathic enemies. Yes, every whale is highly valuable and much like many illicit businesses, showing weakness and losing part of your clientele to a competitor means that you risk looking weak and losing it all.

Nah Waffins is still around as himself, he just Abandoned the casino for greener pastures, i.e pelting Ralph and Phil with pennies and Making Jaden McNeil to watch DSP clips, probably cause he had good foresight of where things were gonna go and cause they kept disrespecting him. He is alright in my books, as to my knowledge he isnt a self admitted pedophile, nor does he post loli or some other degenerate shit on his twitter.