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Never understood this sentiment coming from adults. If you want to express your thoughts and not receive criticism, put down your phone and pick up a diary.
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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thejackal2
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Anna is too basic and uncurious to have created a livejournal (she is certainly in the time frame as an elder millenial) but if she ever did she would have learned in her 20s that if you put shit out into the world you get the good and the bad. A lot of people with livejournals circa 2005 discovered what happened when the "wrong" people (family, some friends, profs) found it. It suddenly became something out of your control and that was an important lesson in "just log off" type shit online. Just log off. It's not that deep.
Anna is addicted to this shit tho and she'll never, ever log off. She'll be laying in her bed unable to walk posting her inane threads.
Chococat3012
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So she is not stressed abt TikTok ban? That’s why she posted at least 3 threads
thejackal2
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Her position on it is classic Anna. She's not nearly informed enough to make a decision yes or no, so much like Boogie, a retard of similar brain, simply saying "it won't matter" or "both sides have valid points" in their mind is a bold, brave stance. Of course it's not, it's the absolute peak of cowardice to always equivocate, but this is clown world now.
Oh look, more feeder bait.
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ghjoigcbn
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This makes me wonder if she saw chikara’s recent react on her about dating.
She wasn't supposed to throw the cup full of starbucks… so how are you going to film a dance video holding a full cup of coffee flavored sugar milk? Great planning
thejackal2
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I enjoyed how even from the small remaining portion of the "coffee" you could tell it was sugar and cream with a side of java. I'm sure some saturated fat and sugar is exactly what her changing body needs first thing in the morning.This makes me wonder if she saw chikara’s recent react on her about dating.
She wasn't supposed to throw the cup full of starbucks… so how are you going to film a dance video holding a full cup of coffee flavored sugar milk? Great planning
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This is downright disingenuous, coming from the likes of Anna, who has made her living on social media for years. She absolutely knows better than to put anything out there that is deeply personal, or that she doesn't want negative attention for, and yet she keeps doing it. So the only conclusion I can draw from this behavior is that she's okay with the negative attention because it allows her to play the fictim* and get sympathy.
*I was going to correct this typo, but then it struck me that it's a portmanteau of "fiction" and "victim," and therefore perfectly appropriate here, so I'm letting it stand.)
I suspect Anna is averse to clearly siding with any particular issue because for once, she's actually afraid of appearing ignorant, and also because she likes leaving herself wiggle room to pick a side later if it will make her look better to do so.
I don't get that she's well-versed in politics or current events, or that she's interested in them at all. And, unlike stating stupid, half-baked " facts" about Christmas while doing a fashion haul, she knows she'll get ripped to shreds if she tries stating her opinions on serious matters. So those, she shuts up about.
So the song, in response to, "You'll never get a man, looking like that," is basically, "I don't need a sugar daddy because I make my own money."
That's a really interesting insight into how you view relationships, Anna. Not to mention the levels of cope you engage in. But hey, at least you're a Girl Boss, stacking those bills, and can hire people to be around you and pretend you're great.
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ghjoigcbn
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I guess they give the hat to those who rank above captain catitutes.
I can only assume “catitutes” are cat themed prostitutes that look for theirjohns by leaning up against buildings.
Artificial Baits
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No wonder she is not doing recorded content, she is getting fatter with each story she uploads. And nothing tickles me more than this 40-year-old virgin, self proclaimed confidence queen addressing her HaYdUrZ at every given opportunity. You're not a thickums, a chunky quirky gorl, thick thighed Queen that men lust after. No Anna, you're a 600lbs landwhale, who is looking more masculine by the day from severe hormone imbalances. No wonder the drag makeup actually looked good on her.
Behold HaYdUrZ, the sex kitten 30 exes texted in one day to get her back - you could never!
Behold HaYdUrZ, the sex kitten 30 exes texted in one day to get her back - you could never!
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Her leg is the exact same shape as a turkey drumstick. Also, looks like the compression garments are giving up the ghost with that burgeoning hole on her inner thigh.
Dr. Scamron and Dr. Derpst need to get to work on that gunt ASAP.
The "Someone will love you just the way you are--so just be yourself." is advice you'd give to an insecure 13 year-old with braces and zits. Since Anna has the same mentality of a 13 year-old with braces and zits I guess it tracks.
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We're in ALR holey leggings territory, folks.
ETA: Ninja'd, but I'm leaving it anyway lol
ETA: Ninja'd, but I'm leaving it anyway lol
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This advice sounds reasonable, but it hits different coming from someone who's so cripplingly lonely and clueless that she thought the lymph suit salesman was her soulmate.
And didn't she just say three days ago that being yourself doesn't work? It's really sad how she's obviously just talking to herself with this shit, not to the imaginary chubby teen girl she thinks she's empowering. Why don't you take Data for a nice walk in the park, breathe deep of some fresh air, and do your affirmations quietly in your head?
Her giving advice for finding love is like her giving fitness, health, or fashion advice. Oh wait... that's her whole brand. What the fuck.
(Also, real talk, if you're feeling down about yourself, exercise is a great way to build confidence.)
Chikara struck a nerve, Anna? I wonder what Anna's favourite cocktail is.
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I have to admit that I agree with Jordan Peterson, in that "Just be yourself!" is shitty advice.
Nah. People who insist upon just being themselves, no matter how gross, obnoxious, and childish, and claim that if you do the same somebody will eventually come along and love you for yourself, warts and all, are inevitably just like Anna—perpetually single, and kinda bitter at the fact that nobody has recognized what a prize they are. And that they're still a permavirgin at 40 is entirely others' fault for being shallow and having unrealistic standards—not their own for being annoying and repellent.
Anna, native-born Texas women have a definite vibe (I'm not kidding; there's something different about them). If they don't actually have big hair, their auras fucking do.
This is not Texas hair. This is maybe '90s sitcom-mom hair, at best, and not the hot mom. Just stahp; you're embarrassing yourself.
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In the “cat-titute” post she attached the song “Just Another Manic Monday”. Yeah, we can tell.
Also, if she wasn’t supposed to throw the coffee cup, what was she supposed to do?? What was that action supposed to be? It only makes sense that she meant to throw it to enter an awesome dance break, and didn’t have the forethought to realize that the “coffee” would be ruined afterwards, so she made it into a manic quirky girl moment so she wouldn’t be consumed by the sadness of losing her morning sugar-fat infusion.
Worry not, she liiiiiterally got another.
Also there was a cricket stuck to her sticky cup. Thankfully it got her to liiiiiiterally take a shower. God she is such a child. How are you grossed out by being NEAR a cricket (not even touching it) at 40 big years old??
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There appears to be another hole in the opposite leg by the cutoff’s cuff.
She’s living in these 24/7 which I guess is the point but knowing Anna, her size, her habits and poor hygiene, I’m amazed they aren’t rotting off her body.
So where in the world is Anna O’Brien? Back home in Cleveland? Hunkered down in Austin? Filling an already overstuffed suitcase for yet another escapist vacation?
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Look, Sally Shine, the cricket did not appreciate your overwhelming alcoholic halitosis and immediately slid right off the cup and DIED.
thejackal2
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I'm no expert seamstress but I'd give that "skirt" about one wearing before it completely falls apart. She put like one stitch every other inch. Come on now.
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Leaking by her knees. Shaking hands. Those wonky stitches were like twice as long as basting stitches, it did not turn out pretty dang good!