DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
strandedcastaway said:
As dumb as this all sounds, I believe he had to get to 10 streams hitting the goals to get a DSP Tries It. Because he's greedy and stupid, instead of making the goals have to be reached the day before the "reward", he counts the stream that's the same day. So the day stream yesterday he didn't hit it, then the night stream he did, so he needs one more. So because of his own idiocy we get situations like last week, where he claims he has to hit the goal by a certain time of day or Kat has to put dinner in the oven rather than him ordering the "reward" food. If you believe any of that, he'd rather disrupt his wife's day to wring a few pennies out of the dents than just order the food reward next day.
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This is the type of shit that I always picture a kid like Little Philip doing towards Linda.

Like every story as a kid I just picture him pulling all sorts of spoiled child mind game shit. Like gettin his n64 christmas present early because he snooped in the car trunk. The wolverine story. Him having huge playsets that need to be babysat during.

Because that's the only reason he's still doing these type of entitled juvenile shit to this day. "Cmon guys I'm gonna order it now if we hit it. It's mine if we get it right now out the door just waiting on you!" then guilt trip you when it doesn't happen having to yell at his wife downstairs that WE DIDN'T HIT THE GOAL HONEY, BETTER PREHEAT THAT OVEN.
 
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Awesome prestream ... erm Level 1 phadcast.

Mature adult with business degree in its natural habitat. Shopping for shit he doesn't need to impress literal retards.
 
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The whale is as much of a bitch as Phil. He kept saying all week all the shit he was going to "MAKE" Phil do. Phil plays the game, but does none of the other things the whale demands. Yet he sits in kick chat acting like he's the puppet master. I'm sorry, I will never understand this fucking relationship. Nothing about dsp bothers me in the slightest. But this parasocial, codependent man on man bond just blows my mind
 
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As funny as it is to see the Kick chat felting Phil every day, I think the reason Phil hasn't dropped it yet is because he wants the monetization or whatever is called over there, and he needs 50 steady viewers to get it, so it would be better if people just drop the troll accounts and leave the 10 actual dents while the chat moves at a snail's pace. It would be much better if Phil just abandons Kick after accepting it was a complete failure.

00R-Gundam said:
There are interesting topics that he could tackle but that requires brainpower and going beyond twitter.
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To say that "there is nothing going on with politics right now" is just incredibly retarded, especially when the US is a month away from changing president, but like you said, it requires actually having a modicum of understanding about politics and current affairs, plus a critical thinking since you can't just parrot news but also have a take on them. Of course Phil won't be able to do this but will have a super "hot based" take like "guys, I think mass shootings are messed up". Reminds me of that "Jake Paul has decided that it's time to end school shootings" headline.
 
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dent_whisperer said:
It boils down to Kat was looking to get away from SubaruMan at all costs. A free roof over her head and Doordash 24/7 365 without even having to take some dick looks pretty good when the other option is selling her ass in a van with her sister.
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He was talking about OIC
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even having to take some dick
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This doesn't happen
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Ooops! Of course Phil saves the message from OPBoone regarding tips to Notepad. Note the threat from OPBoone regarding Phil's pivot to reacts.

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This could just as well be alien writing to me. At this point it's really hard for me to imagine the kind of demented person who eagerly awaits the next DSPreACKs, after having watched the previous shows with some level of interest. DSPolitics is insane garbage, but the react show is still the worst thing he's ever done (just acking, goat laughing and dead air over shitty videos). It's the most unbearable slop Phil has ever made. Not even detractors could stand this shit. Unfathomable to me that someone, supposedly, with similar biology not only subjects themselves willingly to it, but also derives unironic enjoyment and even pays for this dubious pleasure.
 
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