Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
Not even those eyebrows?

The look of bitter despair in wobble jaws eyes always makes me lol. He acts like being a coom eating cuck that can't satisfy his women is the coolest lifestyle ever but the look he has in his eyes tells you all you need to know about why he's such a seething little cuck
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The expression on his face is priceless. Imagine being so buck broken you let some random nigger called Mel cuck you in your own house, in front of your audience who are supposed to take you seriously and think your words have any value.
It looks like he's fucking dissociating lol.
This is the lifestyle Nick Rekieta chose instead of taking care of the 5 kids that depend on him.
At least Tiny doesn't have anyone to look after other than the one kid who hates him.
the more I see of Destiny, the more I want to see him in an islamist beheading video.
 
Nick's HATE speech was Dear John.
Holy shit. I just listened to it again. I don't know if you meant specifically the part where he addresses the characters after saying their name, but that part is so spot on... except Nick is actually more demented than an absurdly evil computer god written by Ellison.
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I was already lowercase "done" with him at that point, but that sort of turned it into uppercase "DONE WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER."
After nobody stopped his rant (why didn't 'Lady' Rackets tell him to shut it off?... now we know) I was still quite shocked to see how unrepentant he was in the following days. People asked if he's going to apologize and he said 'why for'? Then I knew there's no brakes and Nick's going to utterly crash.

Cross post from legal thread. This one was also held off the record.
The homeless Valkyrie can still bring about the funniest outcome before going back to Valhalla. Pray to Odin.
 
It takes a real piece of fucking shit to take a person's worst moment, when they reached out to you for help because they were in a bad place, and store it up as fucking ammunition and then make up a load of bullshit to aggrandize yourself on top of that, and then relate that shit drunk and high off your fucking ass, and somehow think it makes you look like the good guy.
It was a perfect example of how worthless and subhuman and out of touch with reality Balldo is.

He intended it as making an example of someone who had entrusted something to him in confidence, thus betraying the confidence, and trying to humiliate that person with something given in confidence.

First, this basically was an admission that he is absolutely garbage as a lawyer. Who would hire a lawyer who would betray a confidence just over a grudge? So he started out by ruining anything resembling a reputation as a lawyer right out of the gate. Good jerb Balldo. Nobody would ever hire a fake lawyer who would do that.

Then he sadistically, but pathetically, taunted that dude about stuff he'd already gotten over. So he was gloating and taunting like an anime villain, but his actual "victim" didn't care any more. It was his intent that made this pathetic and disgusting, because he utterly failed at actually harming his intended victim.

And finally, and most hilariously, he did all this as some kind of "monkey on a stick" strategy of trying to threaten the Farms, like "look what I did to this guy, by betraying his confidence like a backstabbing cowardly traitor, I'll do that to you, too."

Except nobody cared. Bring it bitch you pathetic fucking faggot. You can't do SHIT to us. You fucking loser. We OWN you.

He made himself look like a garbage subhuman and his only win was he won our eternal enmity.
 
Took the plea?

CUCKED by the government Nick
He went down on his knees. He confessed guilt. He had those pig balls bouncing off his gay chin.

All his defiance? GONE!

All his resistance? GONE!

He went down on his knees and sucked COCK!

But that's not the end of the story. Because early in 2025 he has to go into open court. He has to get down on his gay knees in court. He has to admit guilt in his own words, this is not my gay fantasy, it is a legal process called an "allocution of guilt," and he will actually have to confess in public that he is in fact guilty of the crimes he's been venomously insulting everyone for pointing out he's obviously guilty of them.

This "ODD" faggot is going to have to admit, on the public record, what an absolutely guilty faggot he is, and that everyone mocking him has been completely right.

Then he's going to be fucked up the ass by Jamaicans right in open court. Okay, well, maybe that part's a gay fantasy.
 
I’m waiting for him to be retarded enough to imply he’s innocent in an overt way and piss off the judge. Nick is a retard and he’ll likely get drunk or high in the next few days before the plea agreement kicks in.
It’s true that he could fuck it up between now and the plea hearing, but I think that since sentencing is usually a separate event from a plea for felonies in MN, he potentially has even MORE time than that to piss off the judge.
 
He went down on his knees. He confessed guilt. He had those pig balls bouncing off his gay chin.

All his defiance? GONE!

All his resistance? GONE!

He went down on his knees and sucked COCK!

But that's not the end of the story. Because early in 2025 he has to go into open court. He has to get down on his gay knees in court. He has to admit guilt in his own words, this is not my gay fantasy, it is a legal process called an "allocution of guilt," and he will actually have to confess in public that he is in fact guilty of the crimes he's been venomously insulting everyone for pointing out he's obviously guilty of them.

This "ODD" faggot is going to have to admit, on the public record, what an absolutely guilty faggot he is, and that everyone mocking him has been completely right.

Then he's going to be fucked up the ass by Jamaicans right in open court. Okay, well, maybe that part's a gay fantasy.
Isn’t it also possible he could plead not guilty at a plea hearing, and then go to trial? More details are needed for what Nick will plead.
 
It was a perfect example of how worthless and subhuman and out of touch with reality Balldo is.

He intended it as making an example of someone who had entrusted something to him in confidence, thus betraying the confidence, and trying to humiliate that person with something given in confidence.

First, this basically was an admission that he is absolutely garbage as a lawyer. Who would hire a lawyer who would betray a confidence just over a grudge? So he started out by ruining anything resembling a reputation as a lawyer right out of the gate. Good jerb Balldo. Nobody would ever hire a fake lawyer who would do that.

Then he sadistically, but pathetically, taunted that dude about stuff he'd already gotten over. So he was gloating and taunting like an anime villain, but his actual "victim" didn't care any more. It was his intent that made this pathetic and disgusting, because he utterly failed at actually harming his intended victim.


He made himself look like a garbage subhuman and his only win was he won our eternal enmity.
God; every time I think of that “dear John”
Moment it makes me feel low. That was so fucking cruel and evil that I can’t rationally explain why it makes me feel pleasure if Nick were to literally Burn for it. There was something just so damn low about it. For some reason I can’t rationally explain, I consider it virtually the lowest low of any LOLCOW and I’m at a total
Loss to explain that feeling/reaction.
 
It was a perfect example of how worthless and subhuman and out of touch with reality Balldo is.

He intended it as making an example of someone who had entrusted something to him in confidence, thus betraying the confidence, and trying to humiliate that person with something given in confidence.

First, this basically was an admission that he is absolutely garbage as a lawyer. Who would hire a lawyer who would betray a confidence just over a grudge? So he started out by ruining anything resembling a reputation as a lawyer right out of the gate. Good jerb Balldo. Nobody would ever hire a fake lawyer who would do that.

Then he sadistically, but pathetically, taunted that dude about stuff he'd already gotten over. So he was gloating and taunting like an anime villain, but his actual "victim" didn't care any more. It was his intent that made this pathetic and disgusting, because he utterly failed at actually harming his intended victim.

And finally, and most hilariously, he did all this as some kind of "monkey on a stick" strategy of trying to threaten the Farms, like "look what I did to this guy, by betraying his confidence like a backstabbing cowardly traitor, I'll do that to you, too."

Except nobody cared. Bring it bitch you pathetic fucking faggot. You can't do SHIT to us. You fucking loser. We OWN you.

He made himself look like a garbage subhuman and his only win was he won our eternal enmity.
Don't forget he used his, at the time still big, platform for a gay catty revenge against someone people didn't know, to the point many wondered if John even exists or is a creation of his wet brain.

It's like shitting your pants to own someone.
 
Isn’t it also possible he could plead not guilty at a plea hearing, and then go to trial? More details are needed for what Nick will plead.
Yes, he can do whatever retarded shit he wants, including trying to pull a Baked Alaska where he tries to put in a guilty plea but insists he's really totally innocent and he's just getting forced to plead guilty by da ebil gummint.

And then they'll revoke the plea deal.

In reality, since he is weak, and a pussy, and a weak pussy, and a pussy who is weak, he's going to go down on his knees and admit he's totally guilty. That's just how much of a weakling he is. A pussy. A weak pussy. A gay weak pussy who is weak, gay, and a pussy.

That's just what Nick is. He talks a big game, but once The Man actually shows up, he's immediately down on his knees, sucking hard.
 
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