"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Haramburger said:
"Ma'am, you're too moist and I can't see into your pelvis region. If you can't control your horny levels to within acceptable parameters, I'm going to have to detonate your tits for this airports safety. Dequarius, turn it up from 'pizza' to 'defrost.'"
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Apparently troons refer to these as “tranny detectors” and refuse to go through them. Which means a pat down instead.

404 User Not Found said:
>be null
>go outside for 1 day
>die
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Nigga should have worn a mask. And a distinctive silver-grey backpack.
 
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You can go to Heaven or Hell but you're going through the TSA to get there, and your cheese luggage will be swapped with some pajeet's cow dung suitcase.

Unshakeable Optimist said:
Don't worry Josh, the American cheese selection has expanded in recent years. We even have Gruyere now.
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>Private Selection

The only acceptable excuse for getting your cheeses from a Kroger and not a Publix is that you don't have one nearby.
 
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Null said:
when i have downtime on this trip i check x and god damn it fucking sucks. it's like the same 20 fucking posts, and then the next day is the same 20 fucking posts being qted
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You should look at using the Lists feature, it allows you to essentially follow people without publicly following them. The list even shows up as a timeline aside from the "following" and "for you" timelines
They should be chronological too.
 
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Null said:
I waited 3 hours for my luggage yesterday and saw hundreds of poojeets at the airport. Now I'm sick as a dog. My fever is insane and I'm just stuck in bed. The nightmare never ends.
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I don't get sick a lot, even though I'm around people frequently. But airports are always 50/50 if I'm going to get some foreign shithole virus that makes me feel like shit for a few days. Probably the stress of airline bullshit and having deal with the smell of 3000 pajeets doesn't help the immune system either. Fuck airports.

Schpoots said:
weak eurotrash immune system cant handle the intense freedom of americas super germs
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Those super germs aren't American
 
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Jotch said:
I was adjacent to EMI testing for one of those things, that was a big concern of the FCC for a while because they originally radio jammed all wifi in the area (before they turned it into a giant box).
I would say don't worry about it, it's all just microwaves. If you don't feel too hot you'll be ok.
I don't think its meant to detonate anything either. Although I wouldn't be surprised if a CIA nigger threw one of those EW guys in there after they faraday caged the thing.

It takes advantage of the same microwave heating principle of water resonating and strongly absorbing at 2.4 GHz. IE they use it to see through your clothes because there's no water in them.

If you want to play a funny prank on them you can soak your clothes in water and see what happens. (You're just really sweaty)


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This is what they looked like at first
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Very open and comfortable, looks just like an X Ray which people are familiar with.
EMI nightmare. Scanner is a flat plate that the beam can scatter off of in all directions without obstruction.


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Here is what they look like now.
Cage like and scary, very intimidating.
Thick body with grounded plating in almost all directions. Scanner is in a deep beam dump in the back. Hardly any scattering.
Much better for EMI.
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As somebody who is usually really sweaty, they come touch your dick. Then you call the TSA guy a fag and he gets mad.
 
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