Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Phouquehead]

The cops need to fine her for wasting their time. Not that they probably had much to do,but if she seriously called them because someone misgendered her then they need to teach her a goddamned lesson.

Pressed post too soon, oopsies.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Arrested for misgendering? Pixy should have been told that wasn't proper use of 911.

The cops need to fine her for wasting their time. Not that they probably had much to do,but if she seriously called them because someone misgendered her then they need to teach her a goddamned lesson.

Pressed post too soon, oopsies.

They probably felt sorry for the weirdo.

 

[Dysnomia]

What is

that jacket? God that looks so fucking cheap

It's an Organization XIII coat from Kingdom Hearts. She went to a Krampus themed night market dressed like a Kingdom Hearts character. I imagine everyone else who dressed up had a more holiday appropriate theme. But Pixy tends to go to all these art events in cosplay or otherwise embarrassing ensembles. If she's not wearing cosplay she'll at least have on those creepy Vanitas lenses that make her look possessed.

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Why can't she say? Is Debbie watching or maybe someone relays info back? Her parents would probably freak if they knew she was involved with the police again. I'm sure it was a big nothingburger. Cops were probably rolling their eyes at this one.

And who cares if the keyblade breaks? It's already broken. Might as well toss it if it won't bend back. There's no room in that trash heap for any more trash.

The cops need to fine her for wasting their time. Not that they probably had much to do,but if she seriously called them because someone misgendered her then they need to teach her a goddamned lesson.

Pressed post too soon, oopsies.

And she wants to go to NYC? Sorry, the cops can't deal with your misgendering right now. There's a naked, knife wielding drug addict on a rampage and they're kinda busy.

 

[Raxxinator]

So she’s having full on spergouts in public & hitting her cosplay weapon prop against walls. How did she not get arrested? With the way she’s dressed, how she acts, while living in a conservative Texas town, it’s wild to think that she managed to walk away from it without at least a stern talking to.

I wonder if her dad has friends in Victoria PD & they try to be lenient when they can because his daughter is the village idiot. He’s already had coworkers approach him about Sarah’s weird photo shoot antics.

 

[NationBaitin]

Watch out kids, she's a basketball.

 

[invisibult plus+]

View attachment 6763630Watch out kids, she's a basketball.

“I don’t want to turn into a basketball.”

 

[Dysnomia]

View attachment 6763630Watch out kids, she's a basketball.

From Hamburger to Basketball: The Ashton Winters Story.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

View attachment 6763630Watch out kids, she's a basketball.

No. Debbie said she's a basket case meaning she's crazy.

 

[Dysnomia]

No. Debbie said she's a basket case meaning she's crazy.

Ding Ding Ding! I think we have our answer. I can totally see this after her whole "I'm not grace" retard moment.

Looks like someone canceled plans with Pixy and now she's old and fat.



She doesn't seem to get that she's fat because she scarfs down Whataburger like a comet's about to hit Earth. And since she likely has zero idea how to grocery shop and meal plan on a budget she cannot take the money from her fast food jaunts and put it to better use. Considering what fast food costs these days she's crazy. Well she is crazy anyway.

She looks a busted decade older than her age because she didn't take care of her skin and chooses to uglify her appearance with a Simple Jack haircut, stupid clothes and ill-fitting cosplay with bad wigs. She can't change genetics but she could have worked with what she had a hell of a lot better than she chose too.

Now she's in prison. Since she's a basketball the other inmates can toss her around in the yard. I'm guessing the "bitch" here is Debbie.



Rape ghost is hitting her when she thinks thoughts. Doesn't he know that reading minds is illegal?

 

[Breadbear]

Ding Ding Ding! I think we have our answer. I can totally see this after her whole "I'm not grace" retard moment.

Looks like someone canceled plans with Pixy and now she's old and fat.

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She doesn't seem to get that she's fat because she scarfs down Whataburger like a comet's about to hit Earth. And since she likely has zero idea how to grocery shop and meal plan on a budget she cannot take the money from her fast food jaunts and put it to better use. Considering what fast food costs these days she's crazy. Well she is crazy anyway.

She looks a busted decade older than her age because she didn't take care of her skin and chooses to uglify her appearance with a Simple Jack haircut, stupid clothes and ill-fitting cosplay with bad wigs. She can't change genetics but she could have worked with what she had a hell of a lot better than she chose too.

Now she's in prison. Since she's a basketball the other inmates can toss her around in the yard. I'm guessing the "bitch" here is Debbie.

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Rape ghost is hitting her when she thinks thoughts. Doesn't he know that reading minds is illegal?

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Does she not understand how the passage of time works? Once again, time and tide wait for no man.

And can someone look up to see if mind reading is actually illegal? I don't think there's anything of the sort on the books. Also love the logic that no one can read minds because it's illegal, like people don't do illegal shit all the time.
Wait, is this why she called the cops on someone? For mind reading?

 

[stingray]

"No one can read minds, that's illegal." I love the whole, "I'm so old. I don't understand, why am I so old?" Because you're fucking 40, Pixy, and you've been on Earth for that many rotations around the Sun without having achieved anything significant in all of that time.

Reporting on Sarah is fine, gay ops or fucking with her is not.

Yeah, I really don't think reporting on her counts as weening, and I don't personally think NationBaitin has done anything that could really be considered gay ops. I enjoy their posts and I think it helps keep the thread interesting.

The cops need to fine her for wasting their time. Not that they probably had much to do,but if she seriously called them because someone misgendered her then they need to teach her a goddamned lesson.

I doubt even the most seasoned police officer would be able to get through to her at all or have the minimum amount of patience required to even attempt to do so. I'm sure shortly into any interaction with police, it becomes abundantly clear that Sarah is one of those individuals you simply don't get through to. You'd get more achieved by talking to a brick wall.

Genuinely, I'm sure the conversation probably goes like this:

Spoiler: Retarded

Officer: "Well, unfortunately, Sarah - I'm sorry, Ashton - free speech does not cover hurt feelings. Of course, it's not respectful that they're choosing to disregard your preferred pronouns, but unless a crime has been committed, there is not much we can do."
Sarah: "But that doesn't make seeeeense!!!!!!!! They shouldn't be allowed to just do that and get away with it, AND they're the whole reason I bent my Kingdom Key, look!!!! LOOK!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have money for another one, they should have to pay for it!!!!!!"
Officer: "I understand that, and I'm really sorry that happened, but they didn't do that to your little toy. Just because they said something that made you chimp out to the point that you would break your key toy, that doesn't mean they're liable for it. You did that to your toy, not them."
Sarah: "But I don't have money for another Kingdom Key!!!!!!!! This isn't fair to me at all!!!!!! I should be allowed to BE A MAN!!! I am a MAN and I will be respected as one!!!!!! I'm not even dressed like a female, it's so OBVIOUS that I'm a man and they shouldn't be allowed to call me a 'SHE'!!!!!!!!"
Officer: "I know, Sar- I know, Ashton, but that's just not how the law works. They didn't commit any cri-"
Sarah: "BUT THEY DID!!!!! THEY VERBALLY ASSAULTED ME BY CALLING ME SHE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Officer: "That's not a crime, Ashton, I've already explained it to you! And if you don't stop, you're going to go to jail for disorderly conduct!"
Sarah: cries and runs away
Sarah: "YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT THIS ON FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And, scene. I can't wait to add more puzzle pieces to my collection.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Looks like someone canceled plans with Pixy and now she's old and fat.

Pixy doesn't understand how time works. Everybody gets old. It's just nature. She's also 40 and has accomplished NOTHING in those 40 years she's been around. As for being fat when you eat out for every meal, don't exercise regularly and all that you get fat.

And the fact is she lost a lot of weight, probably by really strict dieting and starvation, a couple years back meaning she can do it. But she doesn't want to because Whataburger and cookie cakes are so delicious.

Also love the logic that no one can read minds because it's illegal, like people don't do illegal shit all the time.

That's why nobody is able to read minds because it's illegal to do so?

Well don't I feel silly now saying it's because there's no such thing as being able to read minds. No. It's been illegal this entire time.

 

[Dysnomia]

Does she not understand how the passage of time works? Once again, time and tide wait for no man.

And can someone look up to see if mind reading is actually illegal? I don't think there's anything of the sort on the books. Also love the logic that no one can read minds because it's illegal, like people don't do illegal shit all the time.
Wait, is this why she called the cops on someone? For mind reading?

I checked around and it's all moral debate at this point. Because no one can read minds. There's tech being developed that can potentially read minds. But I don't think it works like it does in the movies. BCI's (Brain Computer Interface) are still a long way off from being able to really do that. And if it ever gets there it will have a lot of constitutional challenges in its way. I don't think cops will be showing up at your door with a mind reading device any time soon.

But Pixy thinks a lot of things are illegal that really aren't. Calling her ma'am, telling her to wear a dress. This is a woman who thinks she can be arrested in Texas for being pro-choice. She's always going on about how she doesn't want to go to jail for some retarded non-criminal reason or how some random thing is illegal because it personally hurts her feelings. She has a child's view of legalities. Not to mention she's extremely paranoid because she's off her crazy pills.

Pixy doesn't understand how time works. Everybody gets old. It's just nature. She's also 40 and has accomplished NOTHING in those 40 years she's been around. As for being fat when you eat out for every meal, don't exercise regularly and all that you get fat.

And since she's a terrible person with no redeeming qualities (and bad hygiene), she will never find love or have friends to go to NYC with. No one wants to deal with her. I wonder if the person who cancelled on her was a potential waifu who realised she needed to nope the fuck out of there ASAP. Whoever cancelled is all the better for it because they didn't have to deal with Pixy that day. I'm thinking that date over the summer was a pity date because someone felt bad for her.



It's been 2024 since January 1st. That's how years work.

Maybe try showering? Wash the Vanitas wig? I think the itching is psychosomatic. But it could very well be hygiene related. Maybe even both. Plus if you keep scratching you can make it worse. It's best to treat the rash and not aggravate it by scratching and freaking out.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Yeah, I really don't think reporting on her counts as weening, and I don't personally think NationBaitin has done anything that could really be considered gay ops. I enjoy their posts and I think it helps keep the thread interesting.

@NationBaitin is a blessing and she's done nothing wrong. But since we don't yet know what exactly got Sarah all bothered, I could see her getting upset at that photo, and, if I wasn't clear, I would rather it was just that and not someone else actualy messing with her.
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[Dysnomia]

@NationBaitin is a blessing and she's done nothing wrong. But since we don't yet know what exactly got Sarah all bothered, I could see her getting upset at that photo, and, if I wasn't clear, I would rather it was just that and not someone else actualy messing with her.
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You don't have an expectation of privacy in a public setting. I think the person would have to be following you around harassing you. But since people take tons of photos in public now and upload them it's kind of hard to claim you've been singled out unless there's definitive proof of harassment. Pixy is too busy looking away grinning like a fat lesbo granny to notice she's being photographed. Although she could have noticed after the shot.

I'm thinking that she was either misgendered by someone who gives no fucks about "muh pronouns" and has no problem saying so, or it's a local ween who saw her threads, Facebook or TikTok and thinks they are being funny. The former is just gonna happen sometimes. Especially in a world getting really tired of pronoun politics and tranny sperging. And the latter is fucked up because you do not intentionally harass the mentally ill.

 

[Trombonista]

View attachment 6763630Watch out kids, she's a basketball.

There's a Detroit Pistons joke here; I just need to figure it out.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Am I in prison?

Yes, because basketballs can't fit through the bars.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

There's a Detroit Pistons joke here; I just need to figure it out.

Malice in the Stomach Phallus.

 

[Dysnomia]

She's reposting cheap low-rent softcore. Looks like it's a promotional pic for some website.

Spoiler: Censored and not that racy. Just cheap

I don't believe for one minute that Pixy finds these busted looking bitches hot. This is just a sad attempt to post something she thinks a straight male would post. Now everyone can see how straight and male and sporting a stomach penis she is and can never misgender her again. Good grief.

 

[VinegarPussy]

She's reposting cheap low-rent softcore. Looks like it's a promotional pic for some website.

Spoiler: Censored and not that racy. Just cheap

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I don't believe for one minute that Pixy finds these busted looking bitches hot. This is just a sad attempt to post something she thinks a straight male would post. Now everyone can see how straight and male and sporting a stomach penis she is and can never misgender her again. Good grief.

Oh FFS. They’re not even cute. It’s like they got their models from the waiting room at a parole office. Before I clicked, I thought, “Well, 'hot’ is subjective,” but yeah, no…'busted’ is a fabulously accurate descriptor.

I choose to believe your reasoning because the alternative is PT’s interest in Exquisite Pain sex toys, and I don’t want my brain going there. The pet hair coated Chinesium car dildo was enough.