Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BigPeanut]

[. I’m sure most of you don’t like Nick Mullen

why are you sure of this?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

why are you sure of this?

nick mullen is a vocally pro-trans comedian and called Penny a murderer and white supremacist and vocally supported Jessica Yaniv. Of course you're a Yaniv simp so i understand why you don't find that jarring but most people here do.

 

[Finger Pistols]

But that's not the end of the story. Because early in 2025 he has to go into open court. He has to get down on his gay knees in court. He has to admit guilt in his own words, this is not my gay fantasy, it is a legal process called an "allocution of guilt," and he will actually have to confess in public that he is in fact guilty of the crimes he's been venomously insulting everyone for pointing out he's obviously guilty of them.

I don't know shit about the law, but could he plead no-contest at this point like Ralph did? If not, it baffles me how Ethan Ralph, a low IQ pig monster, handled his criminal cases in a better way than the non practicing lawyer.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

With some renewed "Dear John" talk recently, something has been nagging at me for a while. I'm pretty sure I remember him using some of the points he harped on in "Dear John" months earlier in a glib, hypothetical manner.
I've searched through the YouTube transcripts from Rittenhouse to "Dear John" and didn't come up with any leads. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a viable method to search through Rumble videos. I think I remember him talking to probably one other person, rather than a panel, but I'm not 100% on that. I think he was talking to a woman and if I had to make one guess, I was leaning toward Andrea Burkhart, but I wasn't able to find anything.

At this point, I don't think I'll be able to find it so I was just throwing it out there to see if anybody else recalls something like this.

Spoiler: The parts I remember him mentioning

Walking to the hospital
Being too poor to afford a gun

I think it might be a superchat tbh. I seem to remember him talking about it in an "I'm great you got over your other issues" way.

Filmot is a great tool for searching YT transcripts, in case you want to give it another go.

 

[not william stenchever]

I don't know shit about the law, but could he plead no-contest at this point like Ralph did? If not, it baffles me how Ethan Ralph, a low IQ pig monster, handled his criminal cases in a better way than the non practicing lawyer.

The judge would have to be pants on head retarded to let Rackets nolo contendere this shit. In contrast Ralph went "yah hawnah i'm fuckin retarded" and it worked. Nick is incapable of such humility.

 

[MeltyTW]

He said, down on his knees, while taking semen into his esophagus.

exactly. if he hadnt ran his dick-licker he could wave this plea as a win while cracking the champagne (and going to jail for doing so). but he went on and on about he was going to win, he wasnt guilty, that kf was retarded and hed win and wed be humbled. ralph was smart his wincon was getting the slap on the wrist even while being guilty af. rekieta acted like he was going to do 1776 except in a way that made that (17) 90s faggot george washington embarrassed

 

[DAT DIGGA]

Inshallah Rekieta

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

IANAL, but if Nick takes a plea deal and then publicly states that he wuz a gud boy and din't do nuffin, is he not opening up the gates for people to request the bodycam footage to disprove his public statements?

 

[Windy Moors]

Wonder if Rekieta thought this was about him, just like he believed that his thread had been closed.

 

[repentance]

IANAL, but if Nick takes a plea deal and then publicly states that he wuz a gud boy and din't do nuffin, is he not opening up the gates for people to request the bodycam footage to disprove his public statements?

No.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

IF April truly got the boot...
6k can go a long way to finding a place to live for a few months!

 

[repentance]

IF April truly got the boot...
6k can go a long way to finding a place to live for a few months!

That's assuming she's not offered more than $6K to move out.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron is dishing dirt ("10-15 minutes of gossip") tonight. Will update this post as I go through it. Starts roughly an hour into this stream:

Per a source Aaron trusts, kinda, because Nick just randomly DM'd this nobody on X (although at other points Aaron says this person spoke to Nick). I will refer to this source as DEEP THROAT:

• Per DEEP THROAT, Seems like a guilty plea. Don't have info on which counts may be on or off the table.
• 2-3 years, no drugs or booze. DEEP THROAT's (and Aaron's) assumption is Nick will fail this.
• Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.
• He would also go to schools to promote no drugs and counsel about not taking drugs.
• Nick thought the plea hearings were horse trading, rather than standard practice. (Take it or leave it.)
• Nick claims he doesn't have a problem with booze, but he was doing anything to avoid that booze prohibition. Nick was looking for the Magic Bullet to get him out of everything, like earlier in the process and everything else in his life.
• Nick's last grasp at straws was trying to save his drinking lifestyle.
• The state nixed that idea.
• Aaron finds it plausible because it's too retarded for someone to make up.
• Ape has had the power, Nick is a broken man. She didn't realize it.
• Powers that be basically told Nick it's either Ape, or everything else in his life- the good Christian life. I assume Aaron means his parents. The tard wrangling by Mama Rackets confirmed?
• Nick DENIED April. IN spite of his chats and calls with Melton.
• Nick sounds like a broken-hearted teenager. This isn't what Nick wants to do, but he wasn't given a choice.
• When Aaron asked DEEP THROAT about if Nick wants April, the response was, "Nick wants whatever he wants."
• April turns 30 on the 20th of this month.
• Per this source, during Nick's original negotiations with Rumble, he straight-faced told them to put him on their board of directors, because he had some good ideas for the platform.
• A chatter says Nick was basically proposing this:
  

Just my speculation here, but maybe Ape is gonna have to spend the cold Minnesota winter in the woods in the cabin with PPP?

I'll add a clip if someone posts it and I see it. Can't timestamp, stream is still live.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Aaron is dishing dirt tonight. Will update this post as I go through it. Per a source Aaron trusts:

• Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.
• Ape has the power, Nick is a broken man.
• Powers that be basically told Nick it's either Ape, or everything else in his life. I assume Aaron means his parents.

I call bullshit. If Aaron really is being fed this then it’s probably disinfo.

Also, has the state ever done something like that before? Allowing someone to become a social advocate in exchange for not punishing them?

 

[BigPeanut]

Of course you're a Yaniv simp so i understand why you don't find that jarring but most people here do

Wtf are you talking about schizo

 

[JackoVerde]

IANAL, but if Nick takes a plea deal and then publicly states that he wuz a gud boy and din't do nuffin, is he not opening up the gates for people to request the bodycam footage to disprove his public statements?

If he’s smart he won’t try that before he takes the plea, or the judge would get pissed.

 

[Beavis]

Aaron is dishing dirt ("10-15 minutes of gossip") tonight. Will update this post as I go through it. Starts roughly an hour into this stream:

Per a source Aaron trusts, kinda, because Nick just randomly DM'd this nobody on X:

• Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.
• He would also go to schools to promote no drugs.
• Ape has the power, Nick is a broken man.
• Powers that be basically told Nick it's either Ape, or everything else in his life. I assume Aaron means his parents. The tard wrangling confirmed by Mama Rackets?

lol Nick trying to transform his channel into an anti drug propaganda channel would be hilarious.

I call bullshit. If Aaron really is being fed this then it’s probably disinfo.

Also, has the state ever done something like that before? Allowing someone to become a social advocate in exchange for not punishing them?

I think he means Nick proposed that to the state.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.

That's absolutely pants on head retarded. Can the judge even accept that as a condition for the plea? Can they even enforce that? I think Aaron might be either making shit up or is taking false informstion at face value.

 

[TurdThrower]

Also, has the state ever done something like that before? Allowing someone to become a social advocate in exchange for not punishing them?

I did not watch but I was taking the description provided to us as Nick having offered that up to the prosecution.

 

[Ah ha']

I fully expect Nick to get on his knees and beg the judge to use the Balldo on him if it means getting a favorable plea deal.

The real plea deal would involve the judge not using the Balldo on him.