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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Bad news, everyone. While we were distracted, the largest market crash at least since the Global Financial Crisis of 2007–2008 has occurred.
How did we miss it? Turns out he's talking about the Dow Jones Industrial Average, which is an index of only 30 companies (the largest one being UnitedHealth Group, lol). It does not broadly represent the "markets" or optimism/pessimism about Trump. I don't want to get into details about the "losing streak", since who cares, but suffice to say the index is still up by quite a lot since the election. Rick should not quit his day job to become a stock market analyst.
How did we miss it? Turns out he's talking about the Dow Jones Industrial Average, which is an index of only 30 companies (the largest one being UnitedHealth Group, lol). It does not broadly represent the "markets" or optimism/pessimism about Trump. I don't want to get into details about the "losing streak", since who cares, but suffice to say the index is still up by quite a lot since the election. Rick should not quit his day job to become a stock market analyst.
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He needs to get a day job to be able to not quit it.
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Patrick's preserverance in the face of adversity is astounding. Of course, the adversity is entirely of his own making, but imagine the headway he could make if he applied his energy and time to literally anything else in life.
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Trying Grok 2, previously have used Microsoft Image Designer
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Hat needs to be backwards.
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That's how much I paid for a high quality leather-bound collection of Edgar Allan Poe's short stories. Gate Crashers isn't worth more than $5.
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The last one looks like he is chasing a white kid away from his pepperoni factory. Which is probably what he would do to avoid contamination.
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I like to imagine that the pig waking up these days sounds like an emergency backup turbine spooling up - snorts and sharts and grunts as the starter engine engages, then the huffing and puffing as the turbine begins to spin, faster and faster until all there is is a continual REEEEEE interspersed with fat fingers slamming into a touchscreen.
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oh my god lol pat is batshit insane. That girl really doesn’t care about his drama, she just wanted to celebrate her success. He’s gotta be seething right about now, look how fuckin unreasonable these domestic terrorist cyber nazis are. And she’s so friendly right back, pat looks clinically insane.
“If it doesn’t look like you,” lol. Only certain people get representation now, and where the fuck did those millions of dem votes go this election?? They just disappeared! Its a mystery, child.
“If it doesn’t look like you,” lol. Only certain people get representation now, and where the fuck did those millions of dem votes go this election?? They just disappeared! Its a mystery, child.
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Poor Rick. After all the effort he put into hyping it up, that must've been a terrible disappointment.
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He ate his last attorney.
Cactuar King
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The captain of the toes.
Have you stopped making those calls, by the way?
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At this point, there are enough stalker children to fill a small city. We're going to have the world's largest prison built for us to enjoy and we'll get in the Guinness Book. Or we're going to Enjoy Penal Colony like the British did to their undesirables.
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You tell them, Patrick.
Guardianship of minors is just bible-thumping traitor propaganda.
Children should be able to decide everything about their bodies without parents or even the state interfering.
They are absolutely mature enough to decide about their sexua... Hmm....
Pat, pull up. You have spent to much time with your Sci-Fi writers and NAMBLA-enthusiast colleagues.
This Machine Milks Cows
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Another brave Farmer managed to get a photo of the Stalker Prison earlier this year. With the news that the Farmers are now also considered to be Stalkers, I look forward to enjoying it.
Another incredible bit from Pat. I still sometimes think that he is the world's greatest comedian doing this all deliberately.
just Reading a post
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You are not a licensed comedian. Stalker.
You have no audience. You have no jokes. You are a man twisted by Internets in to a mockery of comedy's perfection.
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GOOD NEWS: CONVICTED PEDOPHILE & FRIEND OF PATRICK S TOMLINSON, DOMINIC FRANCHETTI IS DEAD !!!
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Rest in piss you fat fucking pedo
Weight: 410lbs
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Rest in piss you fat fucking pedo
Weight: 410lbs
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His mass will be absorbed by Fatrick
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This is truly a dark day for Guntkind.
A flag at the half hovel will be flown at half mast in his honor.
RIP Bozo