DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[thisniggaTRASH]

I've been enjoying the 'threatening to make his wife cook if people don't donate for the goal' trend.

That aside, "If you were gonna support the stream do it right now, because my wife is home and we are going to order food. We wanna do it now, okay?" sounds a bit like they already plan to order food and are just waiting to see if they are ordering for feasting with da king or the usual grub. In this world DSP wants people to believe in... his wife comes home tired, hours in her dead end job, drives home and is greeted by Jasper. She then has to do extra work based on the whim of people on the internet, and she is 100% okay with that every single time. Okay.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Lemme get this straight, Phil would rather spend time eating fast food slop in the corner of his room by himself instead of just having a nice cheap meal with his 'loved' one. Insane how he treats Khet so negatively and it's the reason why people shit on her, she's just as air-headed staying with Phil. I pray she divorced him.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Just $150 to feed some fast food slop to this guy and his obese wife ,with type 2 diabetes, and people still keep withholding money.
Now Khet needs to warm a frozen burrito in the microwave again. I hope you're all happy.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

This one:

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I dunno, that looks like an adult. Not really Derich's style.

 

[Elbe]

 

[Elite Kipchak]

So what if kat cooks a meal? One of two scenarios; she cooks every day, which wouldn't be a big deal since it's a daily routine. Or they order food every day, and having a home cooked meal is something to look forward to.

that is of course assuming this is a normal human-style household though.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

$97/$150

No Popeyes today.

Khet has to cook hot dogs after coming home exhausted from her 2 hour shift.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

$97/$150

No Popeyes today.

Khet has to cook hot dogs after coming home exhausted from her 2 hour shift.

And this was after he lied about her being home earlier. What a fucking pathetic twat.

 

[MAWBD2]

that is of course assuming this is a normal human-style household though.

About that ...

They have black garbage bags on toilet because it's leaking. They got a pile of cat shit in the garage. They eat on paper plates because washing dishes is hard.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

That place is a fucking psych ward. Black mold everywhere, garbage everywhere, RGB lights EVERYWHERE! There is a small group of people on this Earth that take less care of themselves than these two, and it’s typically beyond their control. Keep giving him money, maybe he’ll die from the mold or start a fire with his system shock “tripping hazard” wires. An empire on a constantly sinking ship…..

 

[WhoaMoses]

And this was after he lied about her being home earlier. What a fucking pathetic twat.

Lol I love how he was pushing the Popeyes FOMO like a used car salesman. Khet is home now guise if you want this amazing reward tip right now!

 

[SupremeVictory]

Someone ask for different rewards and all DSP has lined up after Popeyes is more food and alcohol. Completely went over his head that his viewers don't want to watch him consume for every reward.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That place is a fucking psych ward. Black mold everywhere, garbage everywhere, RGB lights EVERYWHERE! There is a small group of people on this Earth that take less care of themselves than these two, and it’s typically beyond their control. Keep giving him money, maybe he’ll die from the mold or start a fire with his system shock “tripping hazard” wires. An empire on a constantly sinking ship…..

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the sty is in worse condition than Asmongold's hovel.

 

[shekelshoah666]

That place is a fucking psych ward. Black mold everywhere, garbage everywhere, RGB lights EVERYWHERE! There is a small group of people on this Earth that take less care of themselves than these two, and it’s typically beyond their control. Keep giving him money, maybe he’ll die from the mold or start a fire with his system shock “tripping hazard” wires. An empire on a constantly sinking ship…..

The funniest part is that the fucked up bathroom in question is the MASTER BATHROOM that they would use the most if it was working but since it's not they have to use the much smaller hallway bathroom. Also funny is the shower issue is that he thinks there is water leaking he isn't sure but he just bagged it up anyways along with the toilet he bought and it almost immediately broke and parts of it totally disintegrated.

This shit only happens to DSP.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that we're back to the same old cope, or the new cope that people are scared of Phil.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that we're back to the same old cope, or the new cope that people are scared of Phil.

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If he wants to generate excitement and get the KC crowd interested again he is going to have to either directly engage with detractors via debates/conversations or start saying really "based" stuff and go after people the KC want him to.

He really doesn't have many other ways to go. If he retreats fully into 6 months ago DSP he will be back to making 80-90k or whatever he was on pace before pre KC and at his current spending that is absolutely not enough. I don't think any increases in production quality have ever or will ever make a positive difference for him financially so the 10k+ he has wasted for no gain besides RGB looks like a disaster.

He is working himself into a corner here and while if he pulls in 90k or whatever that's a lot for what he does inflation and shit makes that a lot less valuable then it was 2 years ago.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

If he wants to generate excitement and get the KC crowd interested again he is going to have to either directly engage with detractors via debates/conversations or start saying really "based" stuff and go after people the KC want him to.

He really doesn't have many other ways to go. If he retreats fully into 6 months ago DSP he will be back to making 80-90k or whatever he was on pace before pre KC and at his current spending that is absolutely not enough. I don't think any increases in production quality have ever or will ever make a positive difference for him financially so the 10k+ he has wasted for no gain besides RGB looks like a disaster.

He is working himself into a corner here and while if he pulls in 90k or whatever that's a lot for what he does inflation and shit makes that a lot less valuable then it was 2 years ago.

I’m not even joking around or trying to be an asshole when I say that Phil’s situation is dire as fuck and stresses me the fuck out even imagining for myself. You have Phil who will have a 15+ year gap in his resume after the last paypig gets bored of the findom, zero skills (this man has to pay people to do EVERYTHING for him. He is utterly helpless in every way), and he has ZERO friends outside his mo-wife or any semblance of a network. Everybody fucking hates him, and the internet archive of that is easily accessible to any future employer. This faggot is gonna be taking your credit card at the local car wash or just praying he can file some sort of disability for his “fucked up back”. Typical white trash government leech sounds more likely to me. And his fat bitch wife will be busting her ass at low end retail jobs until the diabetes finally does her in.

Just big oof. Couldn’t be me, friends.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that we're back to the same old cope, or the new cope that people are scared of Phil.

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he really is such a fascinating human-style life form. the excessive lighting doesn't help either, it's creating a slight shadow that accentuates his bizzare nasolabial pads, which are already accentuated by his patchy goatee. weirdly thin eyebrows for a male too. and the flat head on top of all that. he is such a dysgenic little specimen. thank god he will never breed, i dread to see what those genetics could produce.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

When you realize the grift only works on 2-3 dents instead of all of them.

 

[Corpun]

"No I've never been fired from any job I had. Well yes the helicopter company laid me off and BestBuy sacked me for abusing the employee discount as the official reason, but I can use semantics to explain why both of these don't count as being fired."

This is the equivalent of arguing you didn't kill someone in a hit and run accident, your car did because it is impossible for humans to produce the amount of blunt force trauma to do that.