Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

This is why I’m curious if there was ever any mention of a fandom on her TL.

Something called "Superwholock"

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Something called "Nerdfighteria", Doctor Who, Animal Crossing, and King of the Hill.
Nerdfighteria is John + Hank Green's youtube fans. Very 2013 Tumblr of her. I pray this isn't the fandom she writes incestuous cripple porn AO3 fics about.
Something called "Superwholock"
Combo fandom of Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock, was big on 2013 Tumblr.

I knew several girls turned pooners whose entry point was 2013 Tumblr. I know a few IRL who have before + afters that are nearly as bad as hers.

Edit to avoid double post: There are no disabled 11th doctor M/M fics on AO3.
 
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While I do hope Victoria gets the surgically attached sausage of her dreams so she can go onto live her best life(which is to say an endless series of complications, revisions, debilitating pain and generally being a burden to the medical system and everyone around her) my sympathies go out to whatever rabbi is going to have to stick it in his mouth
 
She has a potato nose

It's interesting how testosterone seems to affect the cartilage. Obviously there's lot of androgen receptors in the thyroid cartilage in the throat, which is why parts of it grow so much bigger in men. The nose is made up of the same type of cartilage, and pooner T shots often seem to make it grow as well.

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At least pooners can contribute to this kind of anatomical knowledge, since most of them don't contribute much elsewhere (with the exception of the "imagine your favorite male character has a vagina, and is also extremely lame" category on AO3).
 
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suspicious lack of hospital in this hospital photo hmmm
Gown doesn't prove anything: you can take hospital gowns home. Absolutely nobody cares; it's not even like a hotel where they use that to charge you more. If you threw up on your way in or you just can't be bothered to put your shirt back on, they're just happy you're discharging. Or leaving AMA without punching anyone on the way.

Related: if you check the "costume" or sometimes "uniform" section of your local chain thrift store, you'll usually find a dozen patient gowns in the same patterns your local hospitals use. They try to get $10 for them, though.
 
Is that a gown? I thought it was another one of those ubiquitous ”quirky” pooner fake-vintage shirts?
I'm almost entirely certain, but I'm in a different part of the country so I'm having a hard time finding linen suppliers used by NY hospitals. Someone in her area would probably recognize it immediately.

It's almost this pattern but not quite:
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You can't have flowers on a hospital gown because they're girly, so you tend to see the "compass" design, an angular snowflake, or this kind of boxy thing.

Then again, if someone made faux-vintage faux-hospital gown shirts, they'd sell like crazy to the pooner/munchie market.
 
The image results for NYU Langone's gowns are largely as follows:
...you're right, that's a much more efficient route to take. But yeah, looks like she has the same stripe-and-square pattern, allowing for lighting and industrial laundry.

The ladies are in IV gowns and the stock-photo dude is in a regular patient gown, hence the different pattern. He's just having a physical so they don't need to provide gowns with 6 or 8 snaps on the sleeves. Snaps add up.
 
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