Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Still not a single hospital photo

 

[Breadbear]

Sounds like Vicki's been dehydrating herself to fuck up her kidney numbers. And she's finally not on the verge of homelessness, because the hospital has chosen to keep her forever as a friendly disabled mascot!

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So funny that she doesn't once have to worry about the main thing any normal adult her age would have to worry about: how she's going to pay for this parade of medical services and specialists. She's living her best life and either daddy or the taxpayer will be footing the bill.

Oh good thing they gave her electrolytes that she somehow isn't allergic to

 

[kyonara]

She's living her best life and either daddy or the taxpayer will be footing the bill.

But that's the thing! She isn't! Oh to be a rich girl with zero responsibilities. She doesn't even have to be in school right now, she just wanted to be.

 

[klarine]

Sounds like Vicki's been dehydrating herself to fuck up her kidney numbers. And she's finally not on the verge of homelessness, because the hospital has chosen to keep her forever as a friendly disabled mascot!

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So funny that she doesn't once have to worry about the main thing any normal adult her age would have to worry about: how she's going to pay for this parade of medical services and specialists. She's living her best life and either daddy or the taxpayer will be footing the bill.

Retard probably thinks she'll be fine with a bit of kidney damage. Hope she doesn't discover you can fuck up your kidneys even more with excess ringer lactate, that would be disastrous.

Will she gruffin herself to a dialysis machine?

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

Not an ounce of concern about her finals or about reaching out to her professors, either (especially that one guy who wanted her off his class). A shining example of responsability, our Vicky.

I keep questioning why she decided to reenroll at NYU. Like if she was attending class, getting student housing, or getting asspats from it I'd get it, but it seems to me like the entire institution is just ignoring her until she goes away. I'm wondering if her parents are giving her money that's conditional on her being enrolled and she's trying to be technically enrolled for as long as possible, and I guess she wants to be in NYC so it's NYU. This current hospital over finals saga seems like an attempt to avoid SAP (Satisfactory Academic Progress) issues from flunking all of her classes this semester. If she just straight up flunks this semester I think they will kick her out for good but since it's from a "hospitalization," she might get one more chance.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I keep questioning why she decided to reenroll at NYU. Like if she was attending class, getting student housing, or getting asspats from it I'd get it, but it seems to me like the entire institution is just ignoring her until she goes away. I'm wondering if her parents are giving her money that's conditional on her being enrolled and she's trying to be technically enrolled for as long as possible, and I guess she wants to be in NYC so it's NYU. This current hospital over finals saga seems like an attempt to avoid SAP (Satisfactory Academic Progress) issues from flunking all of her classes this semester. If she just straight up flunks this semester I think they will kick her out for good but since it's from a "hospitalization," she might get one more chance.

She's financing her life/LARP with FAFSA funding. NYU was probably the clear choice cause she'd been there before. It's not really about Academia - although part of her might actually think she's gonna be a great academic, I'm not sure - it's about a convenient way to finance her "leg disabled" LARP.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Still not a single hospital photo

I don't buy that she's in the hospital at all.

Vick's Vaporub is a big fat liar. She does nothing but tweet all day, it would be trivial to take a pic of the menu and show us the cafeteria's soup du jour, or show us which arm her IV is in, or the room's whiteboard, or anything at all. No proof. Nada. It's not real.

 

[sarna]

I don't buy that she's in the hospital at all.

The last time she posted a picture of anything verifiably New York was October 29.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

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Pleas tell me she doesn't have an AO3 account where she writes horrifying cripplesex fanfiction.

At the risk of doxing myself (oh well) - as a German Jew from Germany, what in the actual fuck is she talking about?

German ancestry is fairly common in America, so she has to emphasize how much more special she is than some beer-drinking squarehead from Wisconsin. "I've talked to actual Germans from Germany, and even they agree I'm much more special than them!"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Pleas tell me she doesn't have an AO3 account where she writes horrifying cripplesex fanfiction.

Oh but she do, Blanche. You know she do.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

She's financing her life/LARP with FAFSA funding. NYU was probably the clear choice cause she'd been there before. It's not really about Academia - although part of her might actually think she's gonna be a great academic, I'm not sure - it's about a convenient way to finance her "leg disabled" LARP.

Is that confirmed? I doubt she got anything from FAFSA when she was under 25 and I don't think they'd give her need based aid on re-enrollment with her abysmal grades even if her EFC is lower now that her parents don't count. We know her parents are loaded. My bet is that her parents threatened to cut her off if she wasn't enrolled in classes or working and so she "went back to school."

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Is that confirmed? I doubt she got anything from FAFSA when she was under 25 and I don't think they'd give her need based aid on re-enrollment with her abysmal grades even if her EFC is lower now that her parents don't count. We know her parents are loaded. My bet is that her parents threatened to cut her off if she wasn't enrolled in classes or working and so she "went back to school."

She emancipated herself, remember? And it sounded like it had to do with the rules for declaring family money on the Gib Money Please form.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

She emancipated herself, remember? And it sounded like it had to do with the rules for declaring family money on the Gib Money Please form.

Ah, I'd missed that she'd been emancipated. I'm surprised it worked because of how much financial support they seem to be giving her. My understanding has been that FAFSA tends to be really strict about the definition of "independent student" under age 25 because everybody would be emancipating themselves if it was super simple. On the other hand, I do personally know someone who grew up loaded and was "emancipated" in her late teens and went to college on a full scholarship through a program for low income kids, but in her 20s her family still pays for her luxury vacations on a regular bases.

Found this old post with screenshots on her talking about FAFSA for anybody who's curious

But in 2018, 2019, and 2020, she reports that she was getting full aid from FAFSA. This means she's likely already used ~$18k in aid. Now that she's hitting the magic FAFSA age of 26, she qualifies for up to $12,500 in loans per year. However, this means she can only continue the grift for a maximum of three more years...and that's only if she makes satisfactory academic progress.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Ah, I'd missed that she'd been emancipated

Not only does she claim emancipation, she says she successfully sued her parents for child support for herself. Iirc, no one has been able to verify if this is true, but that's Vicky's story and she's sticking to it! Until she forgets and contradicts herself later.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Pleas tell me she doesn't have an AO3 account where she writes horrifying cripplesex fanfiction.

This is why I’m curious if there was ever any mention of a fandom on her TL. I refuse to subject myself to her twitter page so I’m trusting the brave Kiwis who go headfirst into the sludge to have more knowledge on this. If I knew what fandom she was in, her OTP, or fictional character obsession, I could investigate AO3. That website is something I actually understand unlike twitter

 

[Free the Pedos]

Not only does she claim emancipation, she says she successfully sued her parents for child support for herself. Iirc, no one has been able to verify if this is true, but that's Vicky's story and she's sticking to it! Until she forgets and contradicts herself later.

I thought they only emancipated kids who could prove they can support themselves, which is why it’s so rare.

 

[Temperance]

This is why I’m curious if there was ever any mention of a fandom on her TL. I refuse to subject myself to her twitter page so I’m trusting the brave Kiwis who go headfirst into the sludge to have more knowledge on this. If I knew what fandom she was in, her OTP, or fictional character obsession, I could investigate AO3. That website is something I actually understand unlike twitter

Something called "Nerdfighteria", Doctor Who, Animal Crossing, and King of the Hill.



She particularly loves David Tennant.


She actually posted about him on Reddit today, by coincidence:

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Unrelated, but she made a couple other interesting posts on Reddit recently:

(Talking about surgery for "tethered cord syndrome")

I just found out I have my spinal cord almost completely occluded nearby and now I’m wondering if it’s worth hitting two birds with one stone.

She's been checking out phalloplasties:

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I thought they only emancipated kids who could prove they can support themselves, which is why it’s so rare.

Yeah emancipation is for when you are not already a legal adult, and it is mutually exclusive with receiving support checks from your parents. You have to be able to prove you have savings and also a means of continuing to support yourself, whether through employment or royalty checks or some other means- it has to be documented and consistent, though. Whatever happened with her was settled out of court, so the court process was simply the public humiliation used to coerce her parents into whatever bribe she was able to arrange in private, I suspect.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

She's been checking out phalloplasties:

Jebus. Don’t do it, Vicky. At least not until you check out the SRS thread. And since you’re a munchie you might even find it inspirational.

Also, post a hospital pic pls.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Jebus. Don’t do it, Vicky. At least not until you check out the SRS thread. And since you’re a munchie you might even find it inspirational.

Also, post a hospital pic pls.

Also why does she want to look uncirced if she is a true and honest Jew? Oh no- she wants to have a bris? Has that ever been done? A bris from a kosher frankenween?