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I might be late, but, if she's living out of a hotel, will CPS get involved? I can't see it being a good place for a young kid to be living
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Lots of poor families live out of extended stay hotels. Sad but true.
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CPS wouldn’t even intervene in the Gabriel Fernandez Case WARNING NSFL., which is in the same county as Tess; Los Angeles.
I know its sad for Bowie, but pales in comparison as to what the DCF is up against. Tess is a shitty mother by all accounts and does not deserve such a sweet boy.
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Once you're living in a hotel, it's hard to get out. It's hard to save up money for a new place when so much of your income goes to paying for the hotel room. Even early in the pandemic, when hotels were desperate to put heads in beds (my property advertised itself as an alternative to an apartment and we had several people living there for months at a time), rent for one room was $1,650/month before tax. That's for one room with 1-2 beds. Four years later, that deal is long gone and rooms are $120+/night before tax.
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Tessy taking up space
I wonder if this means Switzerland went poorly.
I wonder if this means Switzerland went poorly.
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Tess, constantly flicking the camera to show off THIS ASS isn't making your case that you don't care.
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If you need to tell people you don't care, you do.
If you need to tell people you're happy, you're not.
If you need to tell people you love your body, you don't.
If you need to tell people you're confident, you're not.
If you need to tell people you're happy, you're not.
If you need to tell people you love your body, you don't.
If you need to tell people you're confident, you're not.
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Jesus wept, she sounds like she's fourteen years old. Ryann Hoven Brady is a child lumbering around in a four hundred pound fat suit built by her own hubris.
Most adults realize that other people aren't thinking of / paying attention to them because they have their own business to mind. Only those with breathtaking immaturity are blinkered into believing the important revelation is that they don't care what they rest of us think of them, when the truth is we're not.
So go ahead and pilot your child mind in a stinking, sweaty four hundred pound fat suit of your own making, and dress it up in skimpy rags. No one will care until they are crammed with your rank flesh pressed against them in an airplane seat, train, or in other close quarters, when they will think, "good lord this woman is enormous, and the stench!"
Someone definitely brought up her smell recently, whether it was a potential cake john who bailed, or someone in Switzerland thinking they were helping her out. She's never before felt a need to declare she aKshUaLly smells really, really amazing, OKAY???
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This definitively happened in Switzerland. In Europe we're not that used to Tess-sized ham planets lumbering around and inevitably when someone gets stuck with her in a cramped space, then well... I think people might've tried to be nice about it because they don't realise that people like Tess can't help but stink because of all the fat folds getting nasty during the day.
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Every year I’ve been following this thread she declares that she’s done caring about what people think and she’s done apologizing. I don’t think Tubbers would ever apologize for anything anyway.
The comment about the smell was definitely something that happened to her recently. The comment about how 2024 “almost” broke her is a first as well. Usually she does the #bossbitch routine and never admits anything like that. While I do agree 2024 was a rough year, she’s wrong that 2025 is going to be any better.
The comment about the smell was definitely something that happened to her recently. The comment about how 2024 “almost” broke her is a first as well. Usually she does the #bossbitch routine and never admits anything like that. While I do agree 2024 was a rough year, she’s wrong that 2025 is going to be any better.
It could also be Italy. That was during the summer months and as we recall she whined about how fatphobic Italians are when she was back in America. You can imagine she’s the type to douse herself in cheap body sprays so you got some tacky scent mixed with swass, yeasty fat folds, and other scents that would be horrifying. She looks so greasy these days, there’s no way there isn’t some smell to her.
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Someone told her the truth and she's big mad about it.
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The way her vocal fry is trembling, heavy nervous breathing, screams 'I AM NOT confident whatsoever, but tell me otherwise'.
Fuckin' hell, she obviously doesn't even believe what's coming out of her own mouth.
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You sure the heavy breathing wasn't because she was waddling 5 feet to her car?
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I suspect this is the reason why nothing from her TEDx talk was released. Absolutely no breath control as she wheezed on stage by breathing directly into her microphone, getting winded by walking around on stage for a few minutes, the lights on her making her sweat and looking extra “dewy.” Plus even if her speech was on some kind of teleprompter, Tess is such a dim bulb that even as it’s up on a screen for her to see, she’d still fuck it up.
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Isn't the main purpose of being a model to display fashion in a way that makes people LIKE looking at the picture/image/art that you produce? So yeah she does care and she's just chimping out because she knows her career over and this is a narc injury response.
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2024 BA-ROWKE HURR! 
That was the takeaway, folks.
That was the takeaway, folks.
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Haha oh my god OK I really want to see her TED talk now.
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Still no sign of the tedx vid. Don’t they usually release videos of every talk? It’s not like Tess could have stopped them from posting it. Couple screenshots of her at the event/after party from other event goers:
Also, I very well may be extremely late & gay on this but have these severely unflattering ‘paparazzi’ pics of Tess at the beach in 2019 been posted here before?
Also, I very well may be extremely late & gay on this but have these severely unflattering ‘paparazzi’ pics of Tess at the beach in 2019 been posted here before?
