Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Looney Troons]

It’s weird what gets passed off as “art” these days. Manson looks like he’s absolutely thrilled to be in possession of a coveted “Bam”. Colors likely derived from hues of his own sick taken directly from the porcelain throne after a bender. Which sick, you might ask, well, an artist such as Bam never divulges the secrets to his talents.

The cipher in his gay spaghetti language at the bottom probably reads “Yo mon, I am gay for you Marilyn. Fuck Johnny Knoxville.”

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I think what I love the most about his descent to rock bottom/death is that he regularly gets the shit beat out of him. He may still be wealthy enough to not work, but it's a cosmic justice that he gets lit up and put into the hospital.

Got any videos of him getting whooped? After seeing him constantly beat on his dad back in the day, it would sure make my day LOL.

 

[Wesker]

Got any videos of him getting whooped? After seeing him constantly beat on his dad back in the day, it would sure make my day LOL.

All we have is the aftermath. I'd still be cranking my dick if we had clips of it. At least, there's none that I'm aware.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

Looking particularly gay and weird here

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bam is still pushing his stupid lil language he made up during a meth bender? nobody's buying it man give it a rest

 

[snort beg snort]

It's not even a language it's a font lol

 

[bonified retard]

Got any videos of him getting whooped? After seeing him constantly beat on his dad back in the day, it would sure make my day LOL.

 

[Looney Troons]

One thing I kind of admire Bam for is his ability to talk so much shit and just accept the beating that will ensue because he has no idea how to fight.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

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That was fast lmao. Fuck yea.

 

[Terfatron]

He's suffering from Bam Margera's Disease. It's incurable.

Also know as chronic retardation.
Only cure is a mix of vodka and Xanax


ETA: @Looney Troons
It's him and Ethan Ralph. Talking big as fuck just to get humiliated for the world to see.
Love that for them

 

[just Reading a post]

Also know as chronic retardation.
Only cure is a mix of vodka and Xanax


ETA: @Looney Troons
It's him and Ethan Ralph. Talking big as fuck just to get humiliated for the world to see.
Love that for them

Symptoms include dressing like a fat goth crow. Relapsing every 5 mins. Throwing tantrums and running in to the woods and making constantly talking about your made up cipher language.

 

[Rogowski]

They were swapping more than art

 

[Just A Rat]

Not saying I think he’s all sober, but I do think that’s probably just a dirty table.

 

[Xev]

It may be low hanging fruit but Marilyn Manson seems like a prime candidate for trooning out. I mean he already kind of does that I guess. I bet if he finally did get popped for one of his rapes he would transition so he could go to women's prison.

 

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Looking particularly gay and weird here

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Does anyone know just how many heartagram tattoos does bam currently have? It has to be in the double digits, right?

 

[Looney Troons]

There were so many urban legends about Manson in the 90s. I remember people saying he was a hermaphrodite and that he removed some of his ribs to be able to suck his own dick on stage. That being said, I bet Bam did try to get gay with him.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

There were so many urban legends about Manson in the 90s. I remember people saying he was a hermaphrodite and that he removed some of his ribs to be able to suck his own dick on stage. That being said, I bet Bam did try to get gay with him.

He was pretty open about being bisexual in his memoir.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

There were so many urban legends about Manson in the 90s. I remember people saying he was a hermaphrodite and that he removed some of his ribs to be able to suck his own dick on stage. That being said, I bet Bam did try to get gay with him.

he has a whole chapter dedicated to dispelling rumors about him in his autobiography. he has no idea how the rib removal rumor started but found it humorous

 

[Green Man]

There were so many urban legends about Manson in the 90s. I remember people saying he was a hermaphrodite and that he removed some of his ribs to be able to suck his own dick on stage. That being said, I bet Bam did try to get gay with him.

Seriously I think there was a time when every middle school and up student in the U.S had heard that "did you hear Marilyn Manson had four ribs removed so he could suck his own dick?" rumor, one of the most prolific urban legends of all time.

 

[Just A Rat]

Meanwhile Bam prob needs to lose 50 pounds just to see his own dick.

 

[JustWant2PlayVidya]

he has a whole chapter dedicated to dispelling rumors about him in his autobiography. he has no idea how the rib removal rumor started but found it humorous

Weirdly that rumour existed before Marilyn Manson was famous. It was often applied to Prince in my yoof and people said the same of David Bowie before that. Just some weird recirculating urban legend.