Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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I was inspired.

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Do we actually know if he jacks it to his own porn or is that just conjecture? I ask because the porn artists I know of assert they don't get off to their own brand, but shmorky is an exceptional case so it wouldn't be a surprise.

Do we have video of it? I don't think so. And also why wouldn't most porn artists lie about that shit? Do we have video of Dobbo jacking it to his inflation porn? We don't have that either but I'm absolutely sure he did. Probably still does, for that matter, unless he's moved on to darker fetishes.
 
Just a refresher on Rainfurrest and the Seattle Area to help bolster discussion and keep from retreading old ground...

You're both wrong. The reason diaperfurs/babyfurs are more reviled by everyone is because of 'cubs'. They skirt the rules with their underage characters because they're not human and that just barely makes it legal. Thus their brand of awful kiddie porn is found all over the place and they feel like they don't have to hide.

And really, even other furries hate them. Null mentioned Rainfurrest 2015 earlier in the thread but I didn't really have time to go over it when he did. These fucked up hosers showed up en masse and left dirty diapers all over the hotel, literally shit in a hot tub. It was fucking revolting and it's why there will likely never be any more furcons in Seattle - both because of the hotel in question banning it, and because furries would be afraid to ever host another con there anyway because of the high babyfur population there.
Going to Nth that babyfurs are a close knit group because they're the trash at the bottom of the furry bin. Nobody likes them, they cause legal problems for websites where they post their fetish pictures, and they diaper up furry conventions so bad that they get canceled. Here's a bunch of photos of what happened at Rainfurrest 2015, in case anyone is interested.

It's not surprising that they would be a very insular group where 'artists' and other content creators would be held in high regard. They'd all likely know each other, and it wouldn't be surprising to see them borrowing some stylistic elements from each other over time. These galleries are gross and weird, but they're not hard proof that the accounts belong to Shmorky. A paranoid witch hunt is a distraction from the real evidence in the thread that Shmorky is a dangerous sexual predator.

EDIT: Oh lord I just realized that Sibe was pozzing up that convention, too. Christ. I thought he had a bunch of lifetime bans from a bunch of conventions, what the hell.
 
That was the same theory an anon had on 4chan at least:
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Didn't they move to Spokane, though? I recall Mandy saying that she eventually wondered if a potential meth problem - which she nor anyone else ever asserted was absolutely a problem with Dave but is as good theory as any at this point - caused them to move to that particular geographic armpit. Spokane is a five hour drive from Seattle - is that close enough to benefit from the nasty-furs in Seattle?
 
Didn't they move to Spokane, though? I recall Mandy saying that she eventually wondered if a potential meth problem - which she nor anyone else ever asserted was absolutely a problem with Dave but is as good theory as any at this point - caused them to move to that particular geographic armpit. Spokane is a five hour drive from Seattle - is that close enough to benefit from the nasty-furs in Seattle?
Yes it was Spokane. Whoever posted that got the location wrong. I wasn't aware how far away Spokane and Seattle were though.
That said, the Rainfurrest convention mentioned earlier was going to move to Spokane before it got cancelled. That's the only connection I can think of.
 
Didn't they move to Spokane, though? I recall Mandy saying that she eventually wondered if a potential meth problem - which she nor anyone else ever asserted was absolutely a problem with Dave but is as good theory as any at this point - caused them to move to that particular geographic armpit. Spokane is a five hour drive from Seattle - is that close enough to benefit from the nasty-furs in Seattle?

A five hour drive with a mountain range in between. It's a haul between the two. And if it was cost prohibitive to live in the city itself, there are plenty of affordable areas that don't involve that far of a distance and mountain passes.
 
It is, by the way. His last post was very grumpy about us too.



This nigga.
Oh, shit, I forgot about that post from when he hijacked @champthom's resignation thread! But @trombonista, how did you figure out BurgerDog was @The Hunter? Did I miss something?
Welcome to Klurfwitz! Kommandant Null and Doktor Dynastia are here to greet you...
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Goddamn, Curt, you're on a fucking roll, man! I love it! It's always great to see cartoonists who draw stuff for work all the time actually get to have fun with something.

My new nibs just came in the mail, so I should probably get cracking on some "fanart" like the rest of the cool kids.
Then maybe one day I will get the coveted unironic Achievement rating. . .

I actually wanted to draw the Sandypants lamb without all the poopoo peepee diaper shit since that character is adorable & I think she needs some love, but uh. . .it looks like @Invidious already posted plenty of Sandypants "love." (:_(
 
I actually wanted to draw the Sandypants lamb without all the poopoo peepee diaper shit since that character is adorable & I think she needs some love, but uh. . .it looks like @Invidious already posted plenty of Sandypants "love." (:_(
The thing with Sandy is that she is a well designed character......too bad she was wasted on Shmorky's gross fetishes.
 
Stop the fucking presses! Thanks to the help of @Export_A I have been able to dig up my chat log with Shmorky, which I thought was lost forever to the piss-stained sands of time. It's the whole thing. From the time we started talking to the day I moved into his house. It is loooooong and I have redacted nothing, since any personal information in it is now defunct. It is...A LOT crazier than I remember it being. Obviously, it contains nothing intrinsically incriminating since I was of age, but my God does the age play go sooo much farther when there's no need to hold back on hardcore penetration. It is a veritable gold mine of banner quotes. Admittedly, it was so long that I mostly skimmed it, but from what I read it contains:

Penetrative hardcore age play, diapers, pants shitting, children drinking liquor until they shit their pants, tub shitting, car shitting, movie theater shitting, school shitting, bed shitting, Shmorky yelling SUCK MY GIANT COCK! about 40 times, my corny ass pick-up lines, strangulation, strangling someone until they shit their pants and stop breathing and then reviving them with CPR so they can shit their pants some more, Shmorky cutting the inside of his ass shaving and mentioning the blood was discolored (in real life), Shmorky mentioning weird things he used to hallucinate (in real life), me realizing I went way to far to cater to his fetish and physically cringing, Shmorky revealing a lot of things about himself, Shmorky lying a lot (of course at the time I didn't know they were lies) and the phrase "smashing crotches together" about 50 times. And of course, I only skimmed, so there's much more than this. It's very, very, long so I'll be going through it again and screencapping the sizzle points and posting them in this thread. Enjoy 90 more pages of Shmork's degeneracy. Here's the whole thing:

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