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this is the most adorably computer illiterate thing I've seen in a long, long time
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He used that name as his tumblr url.
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Well, I guess the Farms has picked my bedtime reading tonight...
Gonna shower, hopefully it'll be uploaded by then.
Gonna shower, hopefully it'll be uploaded by then.
malk
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I'm shaking harder than a klurf shitting itself, I'm so ready for this.
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God I'm on the edge of my seat
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and right after i post and was about to head to bed.
let's do this.
let's do this.
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I can confirm he used to tell stories of using Mario Paint to draw porn. Which due to the nature of ye olde mario paint is really only for your own benefit. Its pretty obvious from his oekaki porn as well cause the vast majority of it was of his character usually alone. From what I can figure is I think he is his own fetish, I am not sure if he can into porn he didn't create. This was especially a big deal where on Davekaki he would draw his own smut but had huge hangups of furries drawing their porn there. Especially dog dicks, he would flip out about that and delete pictures of that. It was a big joke that people would draw furry porn on his board, even if they weren't furry just because Dave fumed about it.
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Done! Here it is, Shmork and I's full chat logs from the time we met to the time I moved in. There are some big blank spaces in the beginning, didn't know how to get rid of them, but scroll down and you'll see the conversation. If I had to put a number of pages on it, I'd say it's about 130 or so. I'm going to save it as text and attach it to a post as well, just in case people have trouble viewing the file because of the size, for whatever reason. Then I'll be screen capping the sizzle points, since it's just so damn long.
Enjoy! https://pastebin.com/8MDYSQGB
https://archive.is/A1REN
Enjoy! https://pastebin.com/8MDYSQGB
https://archive.is/A1REN
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Part 1 (Too big to have in a single post)
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Showing 15883 messages from 26.04.2014 to 29.05.2014.
Chat created on 26.04.2014, 15986 messages in total.
Source: C:\Users\Manderz\AppData\Roaming\Skype\facebook#3atyrion.targaryan.79\main.db.
Saturday, 26. April 2014
Kommissar Mandar
Kommissar Mandar would like to add you on Skype
Hi Daisy Kay, I'd like to add you as a contact. Kommissar Mandar
20:08
Daisy Kay
Has shared contact details with Kommissar Mandar.
20:08
chee chee
20:08
what up
20:12
Kommissar Mandar
haayy
20:12
nothin much
20:12
Just dicking around on FYAD
20:12
Daisy Kay
I don't really go there anymore. No more interesting art.
20:13
Kommissar Mandar
I just go to 'ave a giggle
20:14
Daisy Kay
it was pretty cool when I was 20-21.
20:14
Kommissar Mandar
I was a /b/tard when I was that age
20:15
Now I look and I'm like 'dafuq was wrong with me?'
20:15
Daisy Kay
most of the "jokes" I made on fyad I look back on like "you dumb sack of garbage"
20:16
Kommissar Mandar
lol I've only managed to make one thread that wasn't instantly gassed
20:17
all I wrote was "All aboard the ham tram!"
20:17
Daisy Kay
I think at some point you gotta get that "ironic asshole" attitude out of your system. I thought "if I still think this is cool when I'm 30 I have brain problems."
20:17
Kommissar Mandar
or your just high lol
20:18
that's how I did most of my FYAD perusing
20:18
I've lost all my weed connections though
20:19
Daisy Kay
I tend to be a little more forgiving to kids in their teens/early 20s because our brains aren't fully developed yet.
20:19
Kommissar Mandar
FYAD is a lot less funny sober
20:19
well, a lot of things are
20:19
Daisy Kay
scientific fact, our frontal lobe does not become fully connect until out mid to late 20s. That is the part of your brain that makes all the important choices you make.
20:19
so you're allowed to fuck up a bit.
20:20
Kommissar Mandar
ah man, I'm 25
20:20
I'm out of the forgiveness zone
20:20
Daisy Kay
bonk
20:20
Kommissar Mandar
The only thing that made me laugh harder while stoned than FYAD and BYOB was just looking at fanart of Snape from Harry Potter
20:21
do not ask me why but there is something about a distorted, poorly drawn face of Alan Rickman that breaks my funny bone
20:21
That and poorly drawn Benedict Cumberbatch
20:21
and Sifl and Olly
20:23
Do you remember that show?
20:23
Daisy Kay
shading on the face
20:23
in odd areas
20:23
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA yes!
20:23
Daisy Kay
attention to details on someone's upper lip
20:23
the nose is off-center
20:23
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file stoned snape.jpg.
20:30
shit like this makes me laugh way too hard
20:30
Daisy Kay
oh yeah?
20:31
well what if the captain under it was "im gay."
20:31
Kommissar Mandar
any caption would make me bust a gut to be honest
20:32
Daisy Kay
brb, gonna put some slop on my stupid face
20:32
Kommissar Mandar
I like when the basic structure of a drawing is good but there's a damning detail that breaks it and makes it uncanny valley and hilarious
20:32
Daisy Kay
then I will draw a yena
20:32
Kommissar Mandar
oh my god you are literally the best
20:32
Daisy Kay
they are carrying a bone
20:48
Kommissar Mandar
=D
20:49
You have no idea how much I love hyenas
20:49
I would have one for a pet if it was legal and they didn't have a tendency to rip faces off
20:49
Daisy Kay
Call
20:56
can you see the video
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
OMG YES!!
20:56
IT'S AMAZING!!!!
20:57
I am legit speechless right now
20:59
Daisy Kay
I thought I heard a pup
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
LOL really?
21:01
I don't even know if the mic works on this baby
21:01
Daisy Kay
something was squeaking!
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
That's probably just the sound of my comp screaming in pain
21:02
I hear the angelic sound of your laughter :3
21:02
this is absolutely mesmerizing to watch
21:03
holy pooperdidles I'm making that my profile pic when it's done
21:05
Daisy Kay
brb
21:06
Kommissar Mandar
kk
21:06
Daisy Kay
I hear typing.
21:10
Kommissar Mandar
oh shit
21:11
I was not even aware I had a mic on this comp that worked
21:11
Daisy Kay
Flash CS5
21:13
Kommissar Mandar
Call ended
21:19
Daisy Kay
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/460272196590370817
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
OMG I LOVE IT!!!!
21:20
Daisy Kay
tweeted et
21:20
Kommissar Mandar
I love you :3
21:23
I'm just sayin'
21:23
Daisy Kay
*curtsies*
21:23
Kommissar Mandar
You are certainly the first person to tell me I have a lovely voice
21:24
I will have to return the favor by drawing you more klurfs
21:30
Daisy Kay
aww
21:32
Kommissar Mandar
I wanna draw your klurf in my style
21:32
whatever 'my style' is lol
21:33
Daisy Kay
will i have boobs
21:34
sorry I'm teasing
21:34
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha if you want them!
21:37
I am actually famous for drawing boobs
21:37
I'm dead ass serious
21:37
That is how I won my fame in art class in high school
21:37
drawing good boobs
21:37
Daisy Kay
I like to avoid drawing boobs ha ha
21:38
Kommissar Mandar
I love drawing boobs lol, I don't know what it is
21:38
there was this one dude in my high school
21:39
who would always have me draw boobs for his locker
21:39
I literally never spoke in high school so this was the only legacy I left
21:40
I"m brainstorming all sorts of fun ideas for your klurf
21:42
I think I"m gonna put a Mario hat on you
21:42
Daisy Kay
aww
21:43
Kommissar Mandar
What's your favorite Mario game?
21:44
Daisy Kay
I like all of them, sorry
21:46
Kommissar Mandar
lol
21:47
I like Lost Levels
21:47
It's just challenging enough without being a douchey romhack
21:47
Daisy Kay
All Night Nippon Mario Brothers
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
I'm looking that up now
21:49
d'aaw it's for the Famicom disk system
21:50
Daisy Kay
haha
21:50
most obscure mario game
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
I can never get obscure stuff like that on an emulator to work
21:50
though
21:50
Daisy Kay
oh you need to have an FDS bios rom
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
I did manage to get a CDi emulator working lol
21:51
Daisy Kay
it is a few extra steps
21:51
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I've tried so hard to get stuff like Sega Saturn emulators working
21:55
but I just get frustrated
21:55
I just wanna play Sonic R dammit =(
21:55
I was one of 10 people who actually liked that game
21:55
Daisy Kay
My Sega Saturn busted. The audio stopped working.
21:56
Kommissar Mandar
d'aaww =(
21:57
I never had a physical one
21:58
my copy of Sonic R was for PC
21:58
which I now can't run on Windows 7 D:
21:58
Sunday, 27. April 2014
Daisy Kay
sligharm
02:21
Kommissar Mandar
shmurg burgular =P
13:28
Monday, 28. April 2014
Kommissar Mandar
Hey
21:42
Daisy Kay
ahoy.
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
stahp feelin' lousy =p
21:42
Daisy Kay
*ties a ribbon in your hair*
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
eeeeee :3
21:43
Is your hair naturally jet black?
21:43
If it is, I'm jealous
21:43
Daisy Kay
it got blacker over the years. It aint jet black but a very dark brown.
21:44
Kommissar Mandar
I like it
21:44
I used to dye my hair black
21:45
Daisy Kay
I had long red curled locks until I was about 17-18.
21:45
Kommissar Mandar
holy crap
21:45
Daisy Kay
Something happened though, possibly not enough vitamin D.
21:45
Kommissar Mandar
that's a drastic change
21:46
Daisy Kay
now it is dark brown and wispy
21:46
Kommissar Mandar
my vit D levels are always dirt low
21:46
Daisy Kay
I clump up my hair so it doesn't get in my ears
21:46
Kommissar Mandar
my hair changed from golden blonde to light brown
21:46
Daisy Kay
*Sets you in her lap as she draws*
21:47
Kommissar Mandar
If only that were real life :3
21:48
I actually cut off all my hair over the summer in a fit of rage
21:48
Daisy Kay
*bounces you on her knee* bee bee beep
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
Shmorky is the best ride
21:49
Daisy Kay
You can call me Daisy if you like.
21:49
Kommissar Mandar
You got it, Daisy :)
21:49
Daisy Kay
A friend of mine just chopped her hair recently and it looks adorable.
21:49
I love keeping my hair short.
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
Some girls really can wear it well
21:51
I haven't had my hair long in a while so I'm growing it out
21:51
Daisy Kay
Short hair is not only pretty but also easy to animate.
21:52
Kommissar Mandar
oooo
21:53
I like drawing long hair
21:53
that way I can play around with making it all loopy and shiny
21:53
Daisy Kay
I'm drawing wet hair.
21:54
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
21:55
I just saw the 'Food Fight' cartoon
21:55
Those kids are adorable :3
21:55
Daisy Kay
whatcha doin
22:02
Kommissar Mandar
'avin a giggle with some online acquaintences
22:08
Daisy Kay
okay good. Bee happy!
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
I'll try
22:09
pfffft
22:13
If someone told you that you sucked I'd fucking skin them =P
22:13
they jelly
22:14
Daisy Kay
Nah they just hate me.
22:14
Kommissar Mandar
Well they can shguzzle my weiner
22:16
Daisy Kay
*pats your wiener*
22:16
Kommissar Mandar
oh babeh
22:17
Daisy Kay
hahaha
22:17
I like the word wiener just by itself
22:17
Kommissar Mandar
Weiner is the best dirty word
22:18
Yo
22:18
Could you imagine if there was an erotic fiction book
22:18
that only used 'weiner' when referring to a man's junk?
22:18
Daisy Kay
that would be kinda hot
22:18
Kommissar Mandar
Seriously!
22:18
Daisy Kay
I don't even know what wieners look like
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
It's been so long for me that I've forgotten
22:19
Daisy Kay
*draw draw
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
oh thank you :3
22:21
Daisy Kay
huh?
22:22
Oh no I'm still drawin this rainy picture, not wieners.
22:22
Kommissar Mandar
lol I know
22:22
Who are you drawing in the rain?
22:22
uhhg I feel like having a drink
22:29
but it's probably not a good idea
22:29
Daisy Kay
I'm just drawing a little klurf.
22:29
man the one thing that really upsets me is when someone I care about drinks. I love to take care of people so I tend to get stressed out taking care of someone that is barfing all morning.
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
=(
22:31
awww....
22:31
I didn't mean to upset you
22:31
Daisy Kay
ha ha it's okay!
22:31
Kommissar Mandar
I probably won't
22:31
Daisy Kay
I was just relaying some things I have been through
22:32
Kommissar Mandar
Since it never turns out well
22:32
I'm a total lightweight
22:33
So I tend to go overboard even though I don't wanna get that smashed
22:33
And when I do get smashed my brain just starts going through all of my bad memories =(
22:33
Daisy Kay
*gives you a bottle... of water!*
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
That's probably a better idea lol
22:35
Daisy Kay
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/461022476160364544
23:01
Kommissar Mandar
Awww :3
23:01
Such a happy klurf
23:02
Daisy Kay
*sniff*
23:02
sorry I'm so sad
23:05
Kommissar Mandar
Pssshh
23:06
You're fine, Daisy
23:06
I wish I could do something to make you not sad though
23:07
Because you actually deserve happiness
23:07
Daisy Kay
*bounces you on her knee and watches cartoons*
23:07
do not sweat it, pup.
23:07
Kommissar Mandar
Most of my friends are sad
23:08
I'm pretty much at rock bottom
23:08
So I'm just kinda...meh now
23:08
Daisy Kay
What do you like
23:09
what makes you happy
23:09
Kommissar Mandar
I like writing
23:09
I like Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones
23:10
I like laughing at nonsense
23:10
I like swimming
23:10
There's a lot of things I liked that I can't do anymore
23:11
I liked having a nice roommate and playing with our cat
23:11
I liked driving out to Vegas with my old roommate in AZ
23:11
And dicking around at the penny slots
23:12
I liked driving through the desert at night
23:12
Daisy Kay
*sighs, staring up at the ceiling*
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, that pretty much describes what I'm left with now lol
23:13
Now I mostly just write
23:13
Cause it's my way of mentally escaping
23:14
I have no IRL friends left to hang out with
23:14
no drugs left to numb myself with
23:14
Daisy Kay
write to me. Tell me something, in writing.
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
hmmmmmmmmm
23:15
And when she looked at her she realized that she may as well lay down and stop living right there....
23:16
Daisy Kay
*chews on her t-shirt*
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
....because she would never see a beauty as fine as the one before her.....
23:16
.....and her name was Daisy
23:17
Daisy Kay
ha ha aw. That was too much!
23:17
*presses a hand to your face, blushing*
23:17
*pushes your face gently* Nnnf!
23:17
Kommissar Mandar
:3
23:17
Daisy Kay
*tugs the strings on her hoodie and hides*
23:17
Kommissar Mandar
Only that time I wasn't writing about fantasy...
23:18
just stone cold truth
23:18
You're beautiful < 3
23:19
Daisy Kay
*rolls onto her tummy*
23:19
*crawls under the covers*
23:19
Kommissar Mandar
You're too adorable
23:20
Daisy Kay
nope
23:21
Kommissar Mandar
yup
23:21
Daisy Kay
Noooope.
23:21
*tosses around under the covers* no no no no
23:21
Kommissar Mandar
*crawls under the covers with you*
23:21
Daisy Kay
*pokes her snoot around under the covers, finding you "hey... what're you doin in here?"*
23:22
Kommissar Mandar
*flicks your snoot*
23:24
Daisy Kay
*grabs her klurfy snoot and wriggles* hey!
23:24
Kommissar Mandar
=P
23:27
Daisy Kay
what?
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
So what makes you happy?
23:27
Daisy Kay
Well I was starting to feel happy just a moment ago. He he. Heh. huh.
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
oh? :3
23:28
Daisy Kay
My head feels all floaty... I am feelin funny. It's not great but it's not bad.
23:30
*bites on her knuckles, looking away. Only her snoot and mouth stick out of the hoody as it's all sinched up.*
23:31
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I could cuddle the shit out of you, but I know you're not a fan of that
23:34
Daisy Kay
I trust you.
23:34
Kommissar Mandar
aww really? :3
23:34
Daisy Kay
I'm just very scared and protective of myself all the time.
23:34
Kommissar Mandar
I don't blame you
23:35
Daisy Kay
*bites her pillow*
23:35
What would you do? Now I'm curious.
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
I would just cuddle you nicely
23:38
Daisy Kay
go on
23:38
Kommissar Mandar
Well
23:38
I would come over there and just wrap you up nice and warm in my arms
23:39
and brush my nails across your back =3
23:39
Daisy Kay
*smiles*
23:39
big strong arms...
23:40
*rubs your biceps*
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
lol I'm not strong at all
23:40
I haven't worked out in like 4 years
23:40
Daisy Kay
I can pretend.
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
aww =3
23:40
Welp
23:41
I would run my fingers through your soft hair
23:41
Daisy Kay
he he. Don't get your fingers tangled now...
23:41
Kommissar Mandar
Maybe I want to
23:42
Daisy Kay
*presses her snoot to your nose* what else?
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
I'm really good at giving massages
23:44
I could give you one while you drift off to sleep on my chest
23:44
it's nice and soft =3
23:44
Daisy Kay
*climbs over top of you, all small and light and fragile*
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
I'll pet you just like a kitty
23:47
Daisy Kay
*Sets her head on your chest and wiggles her bottom in the air behind her* nyah nyyarrhhh... ruh... *mumbles.*
23:48
Kommissar Mandar
I'll bet you feel nice and soft, too
23:49
Daisy Kay
What else
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
hmmmm
23:51
Everything else I want to do with you is just unladylike :3
23:53
But really
23:53
I would love to have you fall asleep in my arms
23:53
Daisy Kay
I just wanna hear everything. I'm not gonna be nervous or anxious. I'm all floaty and content and I feel safe right now.
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
Really? =O
23:55
Daisy Kay
*Is all small and comfy on top of you, resting her head on your chest and chewing on the pull-string of her hoodie.*
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
Well in that case
23:57
*Moving in Stereo starts playing*
23:57
*I get out of the pool and strip out of my red bikini*
23:57
Daisy Kay
he he *blush*
23:58
*covers her eyes but still peeks through her fingers*
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
I'm yours =3
23:58
I would kiss you, if that's alright?
23:59
Daisy Kay
I'm more of a plaything than a player...
23:59
yeah.
23:59
Kommissar Mandar
I would certainly like you as my plaything, Ms. Daisy
23:59
*runs my tongue over yours*
23:59
Tuesday, 29. April 2014
Daisy Kay
*pulls off her hood and adjusts the flower clip in her hair*
00:00
*eyes go wide as she gets kissed, feeling your tongue roll around inside her mouth.*
00:00
Kommissar Mandar
*deepens the kiss*
00:00
Do you like that, Daisy?
00:01
Daisy Kay
*nods a bit* Smooches feel nice. *She looks down, rubbing her legs together.*
00:02
Kommissar Mandar
Then I'll give you more
00:02
I'll kiss you all down your neck
00:03
Hope you don't mind if I bite a little =3
00:03
Daisy Kay
*shivers a bit, tilting her head to the side. She shakes her head silently and balls her hands up into little fists.*
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
*licks your neck*
00:05
Does that feel good?
00:05
Daisy Kay
*lets out a tiny whine from her throat* Mm-hmm. *she responds through tight lips.*
00:05
Kommissar Mandar
Forgive me if I seem forward, but do you like pierced boobs, Daisy?
00:07
Daisy Kay
I don't mind them... Why? *blushes suddenly, turning red all over her blueish face.*
00:08
Kommissar Mandar
Well, I have a lot of things pierced....
00:08
Daisy Kay
*sucks on her own finger, her eyes suddenly wandering lower.*
00:09
Kommissar Mandar
My eyebrow, by bellybutton, and both boobs
00:09
You wanna rest your head in my boobs, sweetling?
00:10
Daisy Kay
*nods her head slowly, looking up at you.*
00:10
Kommissar Mandar
*Shmuzzles your face in her boobs*
00:11
Daisy Kay
*giggles softly and then sighs contentedly, rubbing her face between your soft boobs. She wraps her arms around you and hugs tightly.*
00:12
Kommissar Mandar
awww
00:13
*gives you light scratches*
00:13
Your skin is just so soft...
00:13
Daisy Kay
*Wiggles her rump behind her as she gently chews on your shirt.*
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
*slaps your rump*
00:14
Daisy Kay
*lets out a yelp, jumping forward and bumping our crotches together.*
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmmmm
00:15
Feels nice...
00:15
Daisy Kay
*The curious lil klurf takes a hold of the hem of your shirt and lifts it slowly, taking a peek under it.*
00:16
Kommissar Mandar
Do you like what you see?
00:16
Daisy Kay
*Looks up, the reddish hue still on her face. She nods and then looks back down at your pierced nipples. She leans forward, giving the one on the right a little kiss.*
00:17
Kommissar Mandar
*shudders*
00:17
Daisy Kay
*closes her eyes and wraps her lips around the nipple, giving it a little tug inside her mouth.*
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmm
00:19
You have no idea how good that feels....
00:19
*grabs onto your hair*
00:19
Daisy Kay
*makes little noises as she gently nurses on your nipple, her tongue grinding over it inside her maw.*
00:20
Kommissar Mandar
I can't believe a beautiful babe like you is doing things like this to me....
00:21
I must be dreamin'
00:21
Daisy Kay
*blushes, not really feeling that special. She feels privileged to nurse on you, pulling and tugging your nipple inside your mouth as she sucks. She tugs at her jeans and shifts around on top of you.*
00:22
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes*
00:22
You can have all you want, sweetheart
00:23
I could feel your mouth on me forever and never get tired...
00:23
*rakes nails across your butt*
00:24
Daisy Kay
*Feels all vulnerable yet safe, lying on top of you. She moves her head to your other nipple, leaving your other one exposed, the cool air touching your wet nipple now. Daisy makes a little yelp as you touch her butt through her jeans. It feels soft.*
00:25
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god, yes.....
00:26
*runs nails across your sides*
00:26
*hands trail back down to your butt*
00:26
You have such a cute butt :3
00:27
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes as you take your attention back to her round rump. There's an extra softness to it. She shakes her head, blushing more "it's not that cute..." She holds her hands between her legs as she squirms on top of you.*
00:28
Kommissar Mandar
Yes it is
00:29
*spanks*
00:29
Daisy Kay
*makes a little squeak from the spank!*
00:29
Kommissar Mandar
*Reaches down to caress your thigh*
00:29
*scratches*
00:30
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's thigh feels a bit harder. Her legs are fairly tight as she does a lot of running and walking.*
00:30
*makes little rustling sounds as she squirms on top of you some more.*
00:30
Kommissar Mandar
*with one swift motion I grab you and flip you over so you're underneath me*
00:31
*I plant kisses all over your face, and enter your mouth with my tongue again*
00:31
Daisy Kay
Daisy looks up timidly as she lies on her back. She opens her mouth like she's about to say something when you begin to kiss her again. Her eyes go half closed and she lolls her tongue around yours. She rubs her thighs together and twists her hoody anxiously.*
00:33
Kommissar Mandar
*gently removes your hoodie*
00:34
mmmm, that's better
00:34
*Plants kisses all over your neck and down your chest*
00:34
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes warmly, even her chest warms up as you unzip her hoodie and find her not with a bra, but a little binder across her flat chest.*
00:34
*Daisy lets out small whimpers as you kiss her neck and go lower.*
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
You taste so good....
00:36
*Runs tongue right down the center of your breasts*
00:36
Daisy Kay
*Daisy holds her hands up to her binder. "Would you like to take this off? You kind of have to pull it down, like pants..."*
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm yesss
00:37
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tugs her binder down a bit, careful as she pulls it down over her pants, not wanting her jeans to come off. She frees her small breasts, mostly flattened by using the binder all day long. She just likes her chest better this way. Her nipples are small but a bit sensitive and hard at the moment.*
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
00:39
*Playfully runs tongue all around your breast, stopping at your nipple*
00:39
*Flicks nipple with tongue*
00:40
Daisy Kay
*Daisy raises her fist to her mouth and lets out a pained whimper. Your tongue so close to her makes her shiver. When you flick her nipple she lets out a small yelp like you did when you smacked her butt.*
00:40
Kommissar Mandar
*Greedily takes your breast in her mouth and brushes teeth on your nipple*
00:42
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lets out puppy-like whimpers and whines as she feels your teeth graze against her flesh. She whispers "please be careful... I'm really sensitive..."*
00:43
Kommissar Mandar
*nurses roughly*
00:43
Daisy Kay
*bites on her knuckles again as you suck her nipple. She lifts her legs and hooks them around your back.*
00:43
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm.....you like that?
00:44
Daisy Kay
*bites on the tip of her tongue. She looks at you as your mouth hovers over her nipple. She nods her head slightly.*
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
Good.....
00:45
*rocks her hips against yours*
00:45
*Moves to nurse the other nipple*
00:45
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes as you grind against her, feeling all the softness under her waist. She lets out a long whine as you suck on her other nipple.*
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
*sucks harder*
00:47
Daisy, you bring out the beast in me and I can't help but be intoxicated by you....
00:47
Daisy Kay
*Daisy grips your back, digging her fingers into you a bit "ah! Nnn-carefuuul!" she cries out.*
00:47
Kommissar Mandar
I want to ride you like a cowgirl into the sunset...
00:47
*rocks hips harder*
00:48
Daisy Kay
*Daisy shuts her eyes. She loosens her legs from you and lets them drop. A faint croak comes from her throat as you push against her soft crotch area.*
00:49
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
00:50
You don't know what you do to me, Daisy....
00:50
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks away bashfully as she starts to warm up around her pants area. She just feels hotter and hotter.*
00:51
Kommissar Mandar
*Rocks faster*
00:52
*carresses your face with her nails*
00:52
What color would you say your eyes are Daisy?
00:52
They're so beautiful.....
00:52
Daisy Kay
*looks at you. Her eyes have bright, dark, and light greens as well as brown.* They're hazel... *She blinks slowly. Her eyelashes are long and curled.*
00:54
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm, so beautiful....
00:55
*plants gentle kisses on your eyelids*
00:55
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles softly, closing her eyes as you kiss them.*
00:55
Kommissar Mandar
Your laughter makes me so happy....
00:56
Daisy Kay
*looks up at you with her big bright eyes as she bites on her thumb.*
00:56
Kommissar Mandar
I listen for it in all your videos...it makes my day, it really does...
00:56
*kisses your neck*
00:56
Daisy Kay
*squirms around under you, fidgeting.*
00:57
Kommissar Mandar
The sound of your laughter is like a daily reminder to me that there is still beauty left in this world....
00:57
*Licks your neck and rocks harder*
00:57
Daisy Kay
*Daisy trails her hands downward and hooks her fingers into your waistband. She tugs and takes a curious peek.*
00:58
Kommissar Mandar
*you feel that wetness, Daisy? that's for you....*
00:59
Daisy Kay
*Daisy seems to heat up once again. She gingerly undoes your pants and pulls them down just a bit to peek at your wet underwear.*
01:00
Kommissar Mandar
That's all for you....because you're so beautiful and special
01:01
The sound of your voice soothes me in ways you don't even understand....
01:01
Daisy Kay
*bites her bottom lip. She reaches for her own pants but she bashfully keeps them up.*
01:02
Kommissar Mandar
It's okay, sweetling, you don't have to be shy...
01:03
This will just be our little secret....
01:03
*Brushes a short wisp of dark brown hair beind your ear and nibbles your ear with my teeth*
01:03
Daisy Kay
*She moves her hands away and lets them rest at either hide. She sighs softly as you bite her ear.*
01:03
Kommissar Mandar
*lets my breath tickle your ear and licks softly*
01:04
You're so pretty....
01:05
Daisy Kay
*Daisy isn't sure about letting you undress her further, but she lets her guard down and keeps her hands rested at either side of her head. She turns her head to the side as you lick her ear.*
01:06
Kommissar Mandar
*Rakes nails across your lower waist*
01:06
I'll only go further if you want me to, sweetling
01:06
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tenses up a bit, trembling as you run your nails lower. You can see the fancy floral waistband of her underpants peeking out the top of her jeans.*
01:08
Kommissar Mandar
So lovely....
01:09
*purrs against your throat*
01:09
Daisy Kay
*Faint noises come from the small girl. She curls up her toe pads anxiously as you get close to her throat.*
01:09
Kommissar Mandar
*licks your throat*
01:10
*sssshhhhh, it'll be okay*
01:10
*I'd never hurt you, sweetling*
01:10
Daisy Kay
*Daisy gets extra hot. She's not afraid of being hurt. She just seems to be shy and anxious, something that you've been fixing, slowly breaking down her defenses. She wipes her brow. Her heart pounds in her chest.*
01:11
Kommissar Mandar
awww
01:12
*runs her nails lower*
01:12
Daisy Kay
*Daisy breathes a little quicker, but she tries to control it. She looks down nervously as your nails go down to her pants.*
01:13
Kommissar Mandar
I only want to make you feel good, sweetheart...
01:13
Daisy Kay
*Daisy nods "I know..." she squeaks out.*
01:13
Kommissar Mandar
Then I think you'll like....this...
01:14
*undoes jeans with teeth*
01:14
Are you alright, baby?
01:14
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles a bit. She's still nervous as you unzip her, slowly revealing more of her embarrassing bloomers. They look so soft rather than being thin like panties. She swallows, making an audible gulp.*
01:16
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
01:17
*Pulls down your jeans and chucks them against the wall*
01:18
*Grinds her bare womanhood against you*
01:18
How does that make you feel, darling?
01:19
Your shyness is so adorable..
01:20
Daisy Kay
*Daisy gasps a bit. Seeing the way you just undressed her so quickly, leaving her only in her puffy underpants. She moans a bit as you rub your crotch against her. She bites down on her thumb, turning her head away, but still looking at you from the corner of her eye.*
01:22
Kommissar Mandar
So precious...
01:23
*bends over you, still grinding*
01:23
*look at me baby...*
01:23
I love seeing those gorgeous hazel eyes...
01:23
Daisy Kay
*turns her head, looking straight at you, light bouncing off of her eyes.*
01:24
Kommissar Mandar
*Caresses your face*
01:24
If I lived a thousand years I don't think I'd ever again come across such beauty....
01:25
*Nibbles your other ear*
01:25
Daisy Kay
*Daisy feels incredibly flattered. She makes a pitiful whimper as you nibble her ear.*
01:26
Kommissar Mandar
*rakes nails across your chest, stopping my palm over your heart to feel it pound*
01:27
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tenses up yet again. She eyes your hand as it goes over her bare chest. You feel her heart just slamming against your palm. She reaches down between her legs, her bloomers rustling with each little movement she makes now.*
01:28
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmmmm
01:29
*Plants kisses over your throat, down your chest, down your stomach*
01:30
*Takes the waistband of your underwear in her mouth*
01:30
May I, my sweetheart?
01:30
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks embarrassed. She's a bit pensive. Before she can answer you pull away her poofy underwear with her teeth. They are very damp on the inside and her soft pussy glistens. Her pubic hair is shaved just enough to be stubbly. She looks away again, letting out more pathetic whimpers.*
01:33
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmm
01:34
*licks softly around your soft pussy*
01:34
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lets out a whine as you taste the bitter wetness around her pussy. She cringes a bit, feeling so awkward.*
01:35
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm so sweet.....
01:36
*Bumps her nose against your clit*
01:37
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sucks on her thumb, muffled whimpers coming from her. She lets out a small gasp as you touch her clit.*
01:37
Kommissar Mandar
I never knew I could feel this alive again....
01:38
*deepens her mouths grasp on your soft pussy*
01:38
Daisy Kay
*Daisy trembles under you. "c-could you just lick around the outside?" she says in a breathy whisper. She cringes as she feels your mouth covering her whole vulva.*
01:40
Kommissar Mandar
Of course, sweetlight
01:40
*licks around your private lips...nibbling slightly...*
01:41
*Rakes nails on the outside of your thigh*
01:41
Daisy Kay
*Daisy starts to squirm again. She rubs her legs and feet together. "ah! ahh..." little noises come from her throat. As she feels your nails on her thigh she tries to speak "stop... no wait, don't..." she whimpers.*
01:42
Kommissar Mandar
*takes her hand away*
01:43
Sorry, sweetheart
01:43
*kisses your feet in apology*
01:43
Daisy Kay
*looks up and giggles bashfully "I m-meant don't stop..."*
01:43
Kommissar Mandar
awwww =3
01:44
*Slithers back up, licking the inside of your thigh*
01:44
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sits up, feeling a bit of pressure. She crosses her legs but then uncrosses them when you lick around her thigh. She huffs a bit.*
01:45
Kommissar Mandar
Do you know how happy you make me, Daisy?
01:45
I could hold you in my arms forever and never get tired, do you know that?
01:45
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pulls herself out of her bed, clutching a hand between her legs. She sits at the edge of the bed, blushing some more.*
01:46
Kommissar Mandar
*gently moves hands aside and licks your private lips*
01:47
Do you like this, sweetheart?
01:47
I'll do anything you want me to....
01:47
Daisy Kay
*Daisy gasps as you lick her once again, taking charge and moving her hands away for her. She raises her wrist to her forehead, breathing deep and long. "yes, I just... have to..."*
01:48
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmmm
01:49
*caresses thigh gently*
01:50
It makes me feel so good to make you feel good..
01:50
Daisy Kay
*Daisy shoots to her feet suddenly. She awkwardly stumbles as she dashes into the bathroom. "Just a minute!" she cries out from the doorway.*
01:51
Kommissar Mandar
Sure thing, sweetheart!
01:51
Daisy Kay
*You can hear her piddling. It echoes from the bathroom walls as she leaves the door open. She hums to herself, swinging her feet.*
01:52
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
01:53
Daisy Kay
*Daisy realizes she's left the door open. She slides off the toilet and peeks from the doorway shyly.*
01:53
Kommissar Mandar
It's okay, darling...
01:54
Come back to me, my sweet....
01:54
Daisy Kay
*The naked girl bounces over to you, leaping onto the bed and bouncing across it, almost falling off the edge.*
01:55
Kommissar Mandar
awwww
01:55
*Gently straddles atop you*
01:56
*presses her mouth to yours, taking your bottom lip in her teeth as she pulls away*
01:56
Daisy Kay
*Daisy closes her eyes, letting you kiss and bite her lip. She sighs softly, lying back and being less fidgety than before.*
01:57
Kommissar Mandar
*trails kisses down the tender flesh of your neck*
01:58
*Down your chest and towards your stomach*
01:58
Daisy Kay
*The small girl starts to blush again as you kiss down to her little round tummy.*
01:59
Kommissar Mandar
*I let my fingers intertwine with yours and grip your hand reassuringly*
02:00
*my tongue travels lower*
02:01
Daisy Kay
*squeezes your hand in hers. She arches her back as your tongue goes lower.*
02:01
Kommissar Mandar
*her mouth finds you sopping wet as she licks the outside of your soft pussy*
02:02
Daisy Kay
*Daisy is a bit embarrassed to have you licking her down there, especially right after she peed. There's a mixture of bitter and sweet flavors on your tongue as you lick between her lips. Though she's shy she can't pull away, enjoying the feeling of your tongue against her.*
02:04
Kommissar Mandar
I'm so glad I make you feel good, darling...
02:05
*rubs your hand*
02:05
Daisy Kay
*Daisy is fully relaxed, all her defenses down. She holds her thumb in her mouth, lying peacefully on the bed and breathing slowly.*
02:06
Kommissar Mandar
Good girl....
02:06
*deepens her kisses on your pussy*
02:07
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes again as you talk down to her, but she accepts it. She gasps and moans as you kiss her pussy some more, tasting her excitable fluids as they go into your mouth. She arches her back. "You've been making me... have so many..." she admits to you.*
02:08
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
02:10
*Lets her tongue go wild on your sopping pussy*
02:10
*flicks her tongue on the sensitive top of your clit*
02:11
Daisy Kay
*Daisy cringes, shuddering as she continues to orgasm, building up until she reaches her limit. Her voice cracks as she cries out and she flops onto the bed limply.*
02:12
Kommissar Mandar
Do I make you feel good, my angel?
02:13
Daisy Kay
*Nods slowly, looking up at you "yes ma'am." she answers like you were some authority figure. She pants, catching her breath.*
02:13
Kommissar Mandar
Awwww
02:14
*bounds up and takes you in her arms, laying your head against her large boobs*
02:15
*Stroking your hair*
02:15
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sighs a bit, rubbing her face between your boobs. The over-stimulated girl ends up wetting on the bed a little. You feel the warmth on your thigh. Daisy's face turns hot and you feel the heat as her face is pressed up against your boob.*
02:16
Kommissar Mandar
I like the way that feels...
02:17
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down a bit "I was gonna say sorry..." she mumbles, sounding embarrassed.*
02:18
Kommissar Mandar
You can fall asleep right there if you like, or you could do whatever you want to me. Never would I ask recompense when it comes to gifts from an angel on Earth...
02:18
Daisy Kay
*Daisy begins to squirm, not sure if she wants to get up again. She rests her small body on top of yours, nuzzling her face against your hard nipple.*
02:20
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
02:21
*strokes your hair lovingly*
02:21
I swear, I could drown in those eyes, Daisy....
02:22
Daisy Kay
*Daisy feels all kind of abivalent feelings. She's not used to the compliments. She wriggles on top of you, fidgeting nervously.*
02:23
Kommissar Mandar
I know my attempts to put your beauty to words are weak at best, but I still dare to try to compliment an angel...
02:25
*Kisses your hair*
02:25
*Kisses your forhead*
02:26
*Hugs you tight*
02:26
Daisy Kay
*Daisy wriggles on top of you. Her eyes go wide when you hug her tightly. "Oh I wish I was an angel, at least right now..."*
02:27
Kommissar Mandar
You are, dearest...
02:28
At least to this tired, old heart
02:28
*runs nails lovingly up and down your back, just enjoying the sound of your breath*
02:29
Daisy Kay
*Daisy bites on her fingers, looking down "I just mean 'cause I gotta go again..."*
02:29
Kommissar Mandar
awww =3
02:30
Daisy Kay
*buries her blushing face between your boobs.*
02:30
Kommissar Mandar
Do what you need to, sweetling
02:31
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whispers to you softly "I don't want to get up though..."*
02:32
Kommissar Mandar
I'll be here when you get back, I'll be here always...
02:32
Daisy Kay
*Daisy stays put, continuing to squirm on top of you. She keeps her blushing face hidden but you can feel just how hot she is.*
02:34
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm, you're like a furnace, sweetheart...
02:34
Do I make you that way?
02:34
Daisy Kay
*Daisy rubs her face up and down between your breasts to nod.*
02:35
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes*
02:35
You are too sweet....
02:36
*Kisses your nose*
02:36
I feel so peaceful with you in my arms...
02:37
I can't even describe it...
02:37
Daisy Kay
*Daisy moves her head slightly and feels you kiss her on her snoot. Daisy lowers herself slightly, her prickly, stubbly pussy touching yours.*
02:38
Kommissar Mandar
christ in heaven, that feels so good....
02:39
*breathes in sharply*
02:39
Daisy Kay
*Daisy likes how it feels too, though the pressure on her bladder is getting too strong. She squirms, and the squirming only intensifies the grinding against your pussy.*
02:40
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm...yesss...
02:41
*scratches into your back slightly rough from the intensity*
02:41
Daisy Kay
*Daisy closes her eyes. She can't stop. You feel heat go across your pussy lips.She lets out a faint squeak of embarrassment.*
02:43
Kommissar Mandar
It's alright, baby....
02:43
*Grinds against you harder*
02:44
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's mouth hangs open. You feel her hot breath flow against you as she gives up and soaks your pussy with hers.*
02:45
Kommissar Mandar
God I love the way your mouth feels on my tit....
02:45
That's it, suck harder baby....
02:46
I like it rough....
02:46
*rides your pussy like a stallion*
02:46
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sucks deep and hard, tugging your nipple into her mouth. She pulls on it and flicks it with her tongue inside her mouth. She makes loud squeaks as you buck against her wet cunt.*
02:47
Kommissar Mandar
I never dreamed you'd be this close to me...
02:47
It's like holding a fallen star in my hand...
02:48
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pants softly, catching her breath.*
02:48
Kommissar Mandar
*whimpers into your ear*
02:48
*Holds you tight, purring into your hair*
02:50
You're gonna make me explode, sweetheart...
02:50
Is that what you want?
02:51
Daisy Kay
*whispers soflty* I...
02:51
I feel like I am gonna go over the edge.
02:51
Kommissar Mandar
Then take my hand and come with me...
02:51
Daisy Kay
Do you wanna explode too?
02:51
Kommissar Mandar
We'll fall together....
02:51
Yesssssss
02:51
Daisy Kay
*grinds herself against you.*
02:52
Kommissar Mandar
oh god, yessssssss
02:52
*bucks uncontrollably*
02:52
uuuuuhhhgggg..................
02:52
Daisy Kay
*Looks down holding herself up so she can watch our wet privates slam against each other.*
02:52
*grunts softly, rubbing up and down so you can feel her bristles against your skin.*
02:53
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
02:53
*growles*
02:53
oh god......
02:54
*SCREAMS*
02:54
Daisy Kay
*smiles at you, watching your face.*
02:54
Kommissar Mandar
*Gushes wetness all over your pussy and thighs as she comes*
02:54
*slams her mouth against yours, moaning*
02:55
Daisy Kay
*giggles, a bit surprised by how much wetness she feels coming out of you.*
02:55
*gasps and kisses back.*
02:55
Kommissar Mandar
*floods you even harder*
02:55
*shudders*
02:56
Daisy Kay
*blushes*
02:56
Kommissar Mandar
*tries to catch breath*
02:56
Daisy Kay
for me it's just... there's not much. It's all internalized. I feel all these little ones and they build up to a big one... then it fades out slowly.
02:57
*sighs and rests on top of you.*
02:57
Kommissar Mandar
For me it takes a while, but when it happens it's huge....
02:57
mmmmmm
02:58
Daisy Kay
sometimes I don't even get there
02:58
Kommissar Mandar
I could hold you forever....
02:58
Daisy Kay
it's not so bad, but when I do get there it feels really nice.
02:58
Kommissar Mandar
You'll always be safe in my arms, Daisy...
02:58
Daisy Kay
nff... I need to brush my teeth.
02:58
he he
02:58
Kommissar Mandar
:3
02:59
I wish I could teleport to Missouri
03:00
And just snuggle you :3
03:00
You've made a sad, old, hopeless heart feel good tonight, Daisy
03:03
You deserve to be loved well and loved often by someone who knows how.
03:06
Sleep well, my angel.
03:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt1V61SPI_w
14:21
holy shit I forgot all about this
14:21
I'm dyin'
14:21
Daisy Kay
hi
18:28
Kommissar Mandar
Hey sweets!
18:29
How are you?
18:29
Daisy Kay
Just got done putting on all kinds of products and creams and then taking a long bath.
18:31
Kommissar Mandar
mmm sounds nice and relaxing = D
18:32
Specially after a cold day like today
18:32
Daisy Kay
well not the first part
18:33
Kommissar Mandar
was it cold out there?
18:33
Daisy Kay
I'm a little too obsessed with beauty rituals.
18:33
It dipped below 50 today.
18:33
Kommissar Mandar
yikes
18:34
it's been cold and raining here all day
18:34
It's good that you take care of yourself, you'll stay young
18:34
Daisy Kay
I love it.
18:34
the rain...
18:34
makes me feel better
18:34
Kommissar Mandar
aww
18:35
It'd be nice if we had some thunder and lightning to go with it
18:35
Daisy Kay
of course you saw the drawing
18:35
yes
18:35
Kommissar Mandar
Yus =3
18:35
Daisy Kay
thunder and lightening is so nice
18:35
Kommissar Mandar
it is the absolute best thing to fall asleep to
18:37
Daisy Kay
here is another one I drew in mspaint https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/451583043476520960
18:37
Kommissar Mandar
LOL
18:37
your klurf looks so irritated there
18:37
Daisy Kay
I always look angry.
18:38
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
18:38
You look permamad?
18:38
You don't sound it
18:38
Daisy Kay
haha I just mean I furrow my brow a lot
18:39
my big brows
18:39
Kommissar Mandar
your brows aren't that big
18:39
This guy I used to date had waayyy worse brows
18:39
Now he was actually permamad, inside and out
18:39
Daisy Kay
I like them that way though
18:40
all puffy
18:40
Kommissar Mandar
I hate mine
18:40
I pluck them obsessively
18:40
Daisy Kay
I work hard to keep them fluffy and never trim them.
18:40
Kommissar Mandar
From what I've seen, I think they look good
18:42
Did you ever accidentally light your eyebrows on fire?
18:43
It's a more common occurance than you think
18:43
I partially did during Hurricane Sandy
18:43
Daisy Kay
I wish I could pull out every unwanted hair
18:44
Kommissar Mandar
uuuhg me too!
18:44
I have to shave like every day
18:44
Daisy Kay
I personally don't mind certain stubble like on the arms or legs
18:45
Kommissar Mandar
it drives me crazy
18:47
Daisy Kay
and also on others
18:48
I love to run my hand across stubble.
18:48
Kommissar Mandar
I don't care about others
18:48
I just like to be smooth
18:48
Daisy Kay
or my face
18:48
Kommissar Mandar
5 o clock shadows are sexy
18:49
Daisy Kay
I meant
18:50
ha ha
18:50
Kommissar Mandar
I think the weirdest stuff is sexy
18:50
Daisy Kay
rubbing my face on someone's leg stubble
18:50
Kommissar Mandar
ah
18:50
I think big noses are sexy
18:50
on both guys and girls
18:51
i don't know what it is
18:51
Daisy Kay
girls with sideburns
18:51
Kommissar Mandar
I have yet to meet anyone else with that fetish
18:51
big noses
18:51
Daisy Kay
not a fetish but big noses are cute
18:51
big features in general always look nicer
18:52
Kommissar Mandar
you know what they say about guys with big noses HYUCK HYUCK
18:52
jk
18:52
Daisy Kay
if you got big eyes, nose, ears, mouth, etc
18:52
Kommissar Mandar
my old roommate's boyfriend had the biggest mouth
18:52
literally and figuratively
18:52
we would make a game of how much pizza he could stuff in there
18:53
Daisy Kay
Joe E Brown
18:54
You probably seen his face in old cartoons
18:54
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit....
18:55
that is just ridiculous...
18:55
Daisy Kay
yeah I mean the caricatures weren't even exaggerated.
18:56
Kommissar Mandar
He looks like the top of his head would just come off when he talks
18:56
like Terrance and Phillip from South Park
18:56
I've felt like watching the South Park movie for a while
18:59
I haven't seen it in like 15 years
18:59
But the songs keep randomly popping in my head
19:00
Daisy Kay
*places you in her lap and makes you watch cartoons.*
19:00
Kommissar Mandar
yaaaay =3
19:02
Daisy Kay
*rubs her snoot against the top of your head and holds a bottle of juice to your mouth* chu chu chuuuu~
19:04
Kommissar Mandar
betta be banana snapple
19:04
the god's nectar of juices
19:04
Daisy Kay
Most of the time I just wanna coddle someone
19:05
Kommissar Mandar
awww
19:05
you could coddle me any way you like
19:06
it'd be fun if you brushed my hair =3
19:06
Can I ask you something personal?
19:08
Daisy Kay
ok
19:09
Kommissar Mandar
When did you know that you were a genderqueer?
19:09
Daisy Kay
I knew I didn't feel right for a long time, but I always just thought I was a boy that didn't like his body. I did try to be more masculine in order to feel safer, but eventually I realized that wasn't making me happy so I compromised and went somewhere down the middle, or rather, for me, I wanted to be outside the spectrum. Rather than seeing myself as "both" I present myself as "neither." There's no way for me to know exactly when. All I know is that I've always been coy and shyed away from answering the question whenever it came up.
19:12
Kommissar Mandar
I think it's awesome that you're not afraid to be who you are
19:14
Daisy Kay
I still am.
19:15
Kommissar Mandar
Don't be
19:15
Daisy Kay
I just don't want to be miserable.
19:15
Kommissar Mandar
Don't ever give a fuck what other people think
19:15
Let me tell you something about being miserable
19:15
I was born miserable
19:16
I also identified more with being male for like...ever
19:16
I would run around my house when I was a kid screaming "I'm the king!"
19:17
And I got a lot of shit for it growing up
19:17
Daisy Kay
transboys are the cutest.
19:17
Kommissar Mandar
:3
19:17
Daisy Kay
I wanna kiss them all
19:17
Kommissar Mandar
Well, I almost was one
19:17
I asked for a sex change when I was 14
19:18
But my family is about as conservative as it gets
19:18
Daisy Kay
I wish my chest could be completely flat and I could have a round tummy.
19:18
like how I draw myself
19:18
little pear shape
19:19
Kommissar Mandar
aww, well you can have mine
19:19
Daisy Kay
The best I can do is have this sorta...
19:19
muscular look... which isn't bad
19:19
Kommissar Mandar
you have very broad shoulders
19:19
Daisy Kay
but I wish I was more of a pear shape.
19:19
yes
19:19
Kommissar Mandar
I think you're fuckin' sexy
19:20
but yeah
19:20
I got bullied a lot in school by other girls
19:20
because I acted like a boy
19:20
And was very goth
19:21
I used to have short, spiky purple hair believe it or not
19:21
Daisy Kay
*slips her hand down your pants and plays with your cute dick*
19:21
Kommissar Mandar
oh babeh :3
19:21
Daisy Kay
he he
19:21
Kommissar Mandar
Growing up, all my friends were boys
19:22
And they would always tell me that when they spoke to me they didn't feel like they were talking to a girl
19:23
my family always pushed me to be more feminine
19:23
Daisy Kay
man I don't particularly care of that
19:23
whenever someone is like "you're one of the guys"
19:24
you know, deciding for them
19:24
come on now
19:24
Kommissar Mandar
well....my friends aren't my friends anymore lol
19:24
uhg
19:24
i mean don't get me wrong
19:24
They weren't always shady folks
19:24
but they became that way
19:24
they basically became quintissential MRA touting btards
19:25
ah man
19:26
You don't know how close I came to just kicking my ex-boyfriend's ass with some of the shit he said
19:26
I mean...I've never been in a fist fight
19:26
And I would not have lasted 2 seconds fighting this guy
19:27
but shit, I would've tried
19:27
Daisy Kay
kick all boys in the nuts
19:27
Kommissar Mandar
Right!
19:27
This guy though, he was a beast
19:27
Like, really ungodly strong
19:28
He got in fights all the time
19:28
Realistically, I would not have lasted
19:28
Daisy Kay
The only man I was ever with was a transman and he was the sweetest.
19:28
Kommissar Mandar
He threatened to beat me up a lot
19:28
awww
19:29
Well the moral of the story is
19:29
I used to fear what people think and I would fear loneliness
19:29
Well now I'm alone
19:29
And really....it's not that scary
19:30
In the end
19:30
It's not worth it
19:30
It is so not worth worrying over what other people think and what they'll approve of
19:30
Daisy Kay
you aint need no man
19:31
Kommissar Mandar
And you...you'll never find yourself alone
19:31
Daisy Kay
*snap*
19:31
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
19:32
Yeah, I've pretty much completely embraced nihilism over the years
19:33
*tweaks your snoot*
19:34
uhg I'm out of kratom
19:36
this is bogus
19:36
I'm actually kind of turned on by the thought of you feeding me a bottle
19:40
Daisy Kay
*Mama Daisy bounces you on her knee.*
19:40
Kommissar Mandar
=3
19:41
Daisy Kay
*She holds your bottle to your mouth, even though you're too old for it and it takes a lot of effort to suck the juice through the rubber nipple.*
19:41
Kommissar Mandar
You underestimate how hard I can suck *wink*
19:42
Daisy Kay
Aw, little Mandy *tickles your tummy.*
19:43
Kommissar Mandar
*giggles*
19:43
Daisy Kay
*fawns over you, playing with your hair as you suck on your bottle. "Were you a good girl today? Did you get all your schoolwork done?" She twirls her fingers around your hair.*
19:45
Kommissar Mandar
Yus =3
19:46
I'm always a good girl for you, Daisy
19:46
Daisy Kay
*turns you around to face her. She holds you close and pats your bottom.*
19:47
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmm
19:47
*purrs*
19:48
*cuddles up to you*
19:48
Daisy Kay
*Mama Daisy holds your head to her chest, humming softly as she rocks you.*
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
so peaceful...
19:50
Daisy Kay
*treats you like a little kid, holding you close as she lets you watch cartoons in her lap. She runs her fingers through your hair.*
19:51
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm, that feels so nice...
19:52
*reaches up and stroked your hair*
19:52
Daisy Kay
he he... oh I don't wanna embarrass you *blushes*
19:54
Kommissar Mandar
psssh, there's nothing you could do that would embarass me
19:54
Daisy Kay
oh, is that so, little missy?
19:55
Kommissar Mandar
Your damn right it is
19:55
Daisy Kay
*coos into your ear "Now Mandy, have you been keeping your pants clean?" she asks very bluntly. She even hooks her finger into the waistband, pulling at your pants and peeking inside.*
19:55
Kommissar Mandar
I most certainly have
19:57
just for you =3
19:57
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sets you down on your feet. She pulls your pants and panties down to your knees and points out some stains in the back. "Then what's this? Care to explain yourself, Mandy?" She stares sternly into your eyes.*
19:59
Kommissar Mandar
I-I-I.....have no excuse, mama Daisy...
19:59
Daisy Kay
*She nods "Mm-hmm. What is it then, what did you do? Tell me honestly. Don't lie to Mama." She makes you stand there with your pants around your knees, unable to move very much.*
20:01
Kommissar Mandar
I wronged you....
20:01
I snuck into the fridge this morning....
20:02
And I downed the six pack that was in there...
20:02
And I tried to make it to the bathroom...
20:02
.....But it all went to shit...
20:02
If you'll excuse the pun..mama Daisy
20:03
Daisy Kay
*wags her finger at you "you shouldn't do that, sweetie... And you should have told me about your accident." She gives your rump a little smack. She pulls your pants all the way off and tosses them in the hamper. "Well you didn't do a good job of cleaning it up, come with me, baby." She leads you down the hall, pulling on your wrist.*
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh where are we going?
20:05
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lifts you up onto the sink counter and grabs some stuff from under the sink. She comes back up with some cool wipes and starts to rub them between your cheeks. She takes careful but deliberate strokes, wiping from the crotch and going down from there. She holds your legs up by grabbing your ankles.*
20:07
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
20:08
That feels so different...but I like it
20:08
Daisy Kay
*Shakes her head. She looks down at you. "Look at all this you left for me." She grabs more wipes and cleans a bit deeper, grinding her hand between your buttcrack. She tsks a bit.*
20:09
Kommissar Mandar
I'm so sorry...mama Daisy =(
20:09
But I just love the way your hand feels up there...
20:10
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles a bit. "Is that why you did it, so I would treat you like a little baby again?" She teases you, tickling your tummy.*
20:10
Kommissar Mandar
You caught me...
20:11
If I said I didn't like it, I'd be lying...
20:11
Daisy Kay
*She grins wickedly "Well you're going to be a big baby from now on!" She slides some puffy padding under your rump. She sprinkles some powder into her hands and then starts to gently massage it into your skin. Her hands glide over your cheeks and against your privates. She watches you lying there, blushing and squirming under her hands.*
20:13
Kommissar Mandar
So sensitive.....
20:14
Your hands glide artfully over my privates and you know just where to touch...
20:14
I love it when you take care of me, Daisy
20:15
You make me feel so loved....
20:16
Your hands are so soft and gentle...
20:16
Daisy Kay
*Daisy coos softly at you. "Of course you do! But I don't want you misbehaving anymore, okay?" She pulls the padding up between your legs and secures it. You can't even close your legs now. She places a hand on your crotch, rubbing the soft material against you. "Does that feel better than your big girl pants?"
20:16
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm...yesss
20:17
so soft....
20:17
It makes me feel safe in a strange way...
20:17
Daisy Kay
*Mama lifts you up, one arm under your rump and rubbing between your legs as she undoes her top. She frees her big breast and presses your face to it. "Someone's earned a treat for being so patient during her change!"*
20:18
Kommissar Mandar
Really? = D
20:19
Daisy Kay
*rubs one hand between your legs as the other presses on the back of your head, holding your face to her nipple.*
20:19
Kommissar Mandar
*sucks gently*
20:20
You taste so good....
20:20
Like heaven....
20:20
This is so nic....
20:20
nice*
20:20
Daisy Kay
*Carries you around as you nurse on her nipple. "Good girl." she coos in your ear.*
20:21
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god, it feels so good to hear you say that, mama Daisy...
20:22
I'll always be your good girl....
20:22
*sucks more greedily*
20:22
Daisy Kay
*giggles. She decides to tease you a bit more "Aw, my little poopy baby. You're just not ready to be a big girl yet, are you?" she makes sure you understand you're being punished, even though you're enjoying yourself. She rocks you in her arms as you suck on her. You start to feel her silky smooth milk against your tongue.*
20:24
Kommissar Mandar
It's the sweetest thing I've ever tasted...
20:25
I don't wanna grow up mama Daisy....
20:25
I don't ever wanna leave you....
20:25
You're the best mama in the whole world
20:26
I want to enjoy your gentle touch forever..
20:26
Daisy Kay
*bounces you in her arms. She slowly rests on the couch, leaning back and letting you lean on top of her.*
20:26
Kommissar Mandar
mmm, so soft...
20:27
Can I lay atop your boobs, mama Daisy?
20:27
Daisy Kay
*Nuzzles your face "of course, sweetie."*
20:28
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmm, they're like big fluffy pillows =3
20:28
*nuzzles into your cleavage*
20:29
Daisy Kay
*pets your hair*
20:29
Kommissar Mandar
That feels so good, you're so soft and fun to lay on...
20:30
Mama Daisy, can I have a kiss?
20:31
Daisy Kay
*grabs the cheeks on your face, squishing them together a bit as she pulls you close. She kisses you right on the mouth. "Mwah!"*
20:33
Kommissar Mandar
mmm, your lips are so soft :3
20:33
*hides in your boobs*
20:33
Mama Daisy?
20:34
Can I have some more milk? =3
20:34
Daisy Kay
*nuzzles your face again "of course, little baby girl." She pulls open her shirt, exposing her bare breast to you. She guides your head down to her nipple.*
20:35
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm, so sweet....
20:36
sorry, if I'm greedy...
20:36
but it just tastes so good...
20:36
Daisy Kay
*pats your butt as you nurse on her nipple, drinking down the milk.* That's a good girl, good little baby girl."*
20:39
Kommissar Mandar
ah man, I just love it when you say that...
20:40
*sucks even more greedly, grazing your sensitive nipple with me teeth*
20:40
*hugs you tightly*
20:41
*milk starts to dribble down her chin*
20:42
mama Daisy, I have to go to the bathroom
20:44
Can I just....do it here? =(
20:44
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down at you, giggling. "Aw, you don't wanna try to make it to the potty?" She pats your padded rump.*
20:45
Kommissar Mandar
It's soooo farrr =(
20:46
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles, teasing you a bit more "aw, poor baby!" She sits up and places you in her lap. She holds your hands and just watches you.*
20:47
Kommissar Mandar
ahhh....*piddles*
20:48
that feels so much better...
20:48
*sighs and lets her head fall to your chest in relief*
20:48
Daisy Kay
*watches your blushing face as you feel relaxed. She enjoys the feeling of your rump warming up against her lap. "Tsk tsk, naughty little girl." She gently taps a finger on your snoot.*
20:49
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
20:50
So much better...
20:50
Mama Daisy, will I be as pretty as you when I'm a grown up Lady?
20:50
Daisy Kay
"You're already beautiful, but I'm sure you'll grow up to be a lovely woman..." She rubs her forehead on you.*
20:51
*She slips her hand between your legs. She grinds your wet pampers against your wet pussy. Her hand moves up and down in a slow motion.*
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
ohhhhhh
20:53
That feels so good....
20:53
This wetness....what does it mean?
20:53
Daisy Kay
*She giggles "You know what it means. Just because you act like a big kid doesn't mean you are one." She grinds her hand a bit harder, watching your expression change as she plays with your crotch.*
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
ohhh *blushes*
20:55
Don't stop, mama Daisy
20:55
Daisy Kay
*She nuzzles your neck and kisses softly as she strokes you through the padding. "You're never going to grow out of this at this rate..."*
20:56
Kommissar Mandar
I don't want to..
20:56
I'm content to be in your arms forever, Mama Daisy....
20:57
Just listening to your voice sing me to sleep every night
20:57
is heaven....
20:57
Daisy Kay
*hums softly into your ear as she plays with you. She gives your ear little nips.*
20:57
Kommissar Mandar
*Gasps sharply at the feel of your teeth on my ear*
20:58
You make me so wet....
20:58
Daisy Kay
*looks right into your eyes "I think you made yourself wet for the most part."*
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
hahaha that too...:3
21:00
But you make me a different kind of wet, Mama Daisy :3
21:00
Just looking into your lovely hazel eyes makes me flood....
21:00
Daisy Kay
*bounces your wet bottom against her knee. She grins, continuing to look at your face.*
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
oh those eyes, they're so beautiful...
21:02
they're like a bright light, I can't stare into them too long...
21:02
*hides in your cleavage*
21:02
Daisy Kay
*Mama Daisy rubs her hand over your bottom, her hand moving around in a circle.*
21:03
Kommissar Mandar
oooohhh, that feels so good...
21:05
I was so bad today...drinking all the beer in the fridge...
21:05
Don't you think...
21:05
I deserve a spanking...?
21:05
Daisy Kay
hmmm.
21:07
Kommissar Mandar
Uh oooooohh....
21:07
*shits in new diaper*
21:07
Mama Daisy...I had an accident... =(
21:08
Daisy Kay
???!!
21:08
Kommissar Mandar
Yus =3
21:08
Daisy Kay
?
21:09
Kommissar Mandar
OH!
21:10
It stings so hard!
21:10
Daisy Kay
oh...
21:10
~
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
Y-y-y-yes Mama Daisy....
21:13
I won't soil my diaper anymore =(
21:14
y-y-y-you won't tell anyone, will you?
21:14
that I soil my diaper? =(
21:14
Daisy Kay
hmm.
21:14
okay.
21:15
Kommissar Mandar
PLEEEASE
21:15
just show GBS...they'll think its cool....
21:16
but no one else1
21:16
Daisy Kay
*rolls her eyes*
21:16
Kommissar Mandar
They'll call me a pants shitting crybaby....
21:16
Daisy Kay
*hugs you tight*
21:16
Come on, sweetie. Don't be like that.
21:16
*whispers* I'll protect you.
21:16
Kommissar Mandar
awww, I believe you Mama Daisy...
21:16
Daisy Kay
No one has to know. You should feel safe around me.
21:17
Kommissar Mandar
I do...
21:17
I always feel safe in your arms...
21:18
Daisy Kay
My lips are sealed. *tosses a blanket around us*
21:18
*turns on a flash light and camps out under the blankets.*
21:18
Kommissar Mandar
oooh this is nice...
21:18
I feel so safe and warm in your arms, mama Daisy...
21:19
Mama Daisy, you're so warm...
21:20
Is it ok if...I take off my clothes?
21:20
Daisy Kay
*picks you up and carries you into the bathroom. She gets undressed with you. "You need a bath first." She leans over the tub as she fills it with hot water. She puts in some pink bubble bath, watching the large bubbles build up.*
21:21
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh!
21:22
Mama Daisy, will you get in the bath with me?
21:22
Daisy Kay
!
21:23
Kommissar Mandar
Yes mama!
21:24
*peels off dirty pampers*
21:24
*throws them away*
21:24
I did it all by myself mama Daisy!
21:25
Daisy Kay
*Daisy reaches over to you and picks you up, setting you in the tub "What a good girl! Maybe I'll let you wear your big girl pants again... after our bath." She takes a sponge and gently scrubs your back as she holds your body close to her.*
21:26
Kommissar Mandar
mmm, feels so good, Mama Daisy....
21:27
You know how to clean a dirty girl...
21:27
Daisy Kay
*slowly moves the sponge lower till she's cleaning your butt. She scrubs hard and firm, but she makes sure to be just gentle enough not to hurt. She hums sweetly into your ear as she cleans you.*
21:28
Kommissar Mandar
I love your voice so much, Mama Daisy...
21:29
Daisy Kay
*leans back in the tub and just soaks with you for a while, pressing our naked bodies together.*
21:30
Kommissar Mandar
This is perfect....
21:31
Hold my hand....
21:31
You're the best, Mama Daisy...
21:31
You make me feel....so safe...
21:31
Daisy Kay
*grips your hand tightly, looking down at you.*
21:31
Kommissar Mandar
I wanna be just like you when I grow up, mama Daisy..
21:32
*grips your hand*
21:32
Can you wash my bottom again?
21:34
Daisy Kay
*snuggles*
21:34
Sure, cutie face. *Just puts her bare hand between your cheeks, rubbing up and down with her fingers.*
21:34
I'm getting a little hungry and my head feels floaty...
21:34
Kommissar Mandar
awww
21:35
well lets eat, Mama Daisy
21:35
I just want you to feel good...
21:37
Daisy Kay
I feel important and needed.
21:38
that is a good feeling.
21:38
*pets*
21:38
Kommissar Mandar
I need you, Daisy....
21:39
I'm your good girl...
21:39
Your baby =3
21:39
Daisy Kay
aww. *bounces you*
21:40
Kommissar Mandar
weeeeee
21:40
I love the way your touch feels, mama Daisy...
21:41
So safe in your arms....
21:41
*KIsses your soft lips*
21:43
you probably get this a lot
21:44
but I want my Mama Daisy to hear it...
21:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78MKBHR3NbU
21:44
*sings the song softly to you*
21:45
Daisy Kay
he he, yeah...
21:46
I've heard it a lot.
21:46
Kommissar Mandar
You're the best, Mama Daisy =3
21:47
do you feel better now that you've eaten?
21:47
Daisy Kay
I need to make something.
21:49
then get on my bike and maybe watch a show as I eat
21:49
Kommissar Mandar
whatcha gonna make?
21:49
Daisy Kay
something with chicken, rice, beans, and a 60 calorie wrap
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
Mama Daisy cookes so good...
21:52
I'm bad at cooking
21:52
I just mostly fry hotdogs and make chicken nuggets
21:52
Daisy Kay
this is a good version of this song, very pretty.
21:52
Kommissar Mandar
aww, you really think so?
21:54
i would sing it for you, but I can't sing =(
21:54
Daisy Kay
I wonder if there's a Lawrence Welk version. That guy was a... character.
21:55
Kommissar Mandar
doesn't look like there's one on Youtube =(
21:58
Daisy Kay
ha ha
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
I think....I'll have a surprise for you tomorrow though
21:59
Don't worry, it won't be me singing
21:59
Daisy Kay
I like over-the-top productions.
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy
21:59
Daisy Kay
Please tell me it's a drawing
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
I'll get you one of those too
22:00
It may take a little longer
22:00
cause I'm really anal about my art
22:00
Daisy Kay
well what kind of surprise is it
22:00
Kommissar Mandar
this i'll be like...something quicker
22:00
Daisy Kay
because I can get a little scared
22:00
by surprises
22:00
Kommissar Mandar
but I thin you'll be surprised
22:00
it's nothing scary...
22:00
I promise
22:00
Daisy Kay
is it though
22:00
Kommissar Mandar
Just an idea I came up with a few minutes ago
22:00
I wouldn't do anything to scare you
22:01
I care about you too much
22:01
it'll be something you'll be very happy with
22:01
Daisy Kay
okay
22:03
Kommissar Mandar
Wanna know a secret?
22:04
Daisy Kay
what
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
I'm playing your Cry of Fear video
22:04
And dildoing myself to the sound of your voice right now
22:05
if I'm lying I'm dying
22:05
Daisy Kay
I was still trying to speak deeply but my voice was clearly cracking.
22:06
I sound male, but more like a male going through puberty ha ha
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
thats how I always sound
22:06
Yeah there is a big difference
22:06
I like your later videos better
22:07
Your voice is so sexy =3
22:07
Daisy Kay
When you are talking every days for hours at a time eventually you just...
22:07
can't hide your voice anymore
22:07
and it comes out
22:07
and I'm still lowering it slightly.
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
22:08
God, I gotta tell you
22:09
your voice does things to me
22:09
And by that I mean it makes me very wet....
22:10
ah man...you're gonna like you're surprise tomorrow =3
22:13
Daisy Kay
um
22:28
can you give me a hint, make me less nervous
22:28
Kommissar Mandar
alright
22:30
It's gonna be pictures of me
22:31
like I have never taken before...
22:31
Daisy Kay
oh... *blushes* well I'm still nervous but for a different reason
22:31
*smiles and smooches*
22:31
brb, bike time
22:31
Kommissar Mandar
:3
22:31
kk
22:31
Daisy Kay
okay 75 minutes is enough for now
23:49
Wednesday, 30. April 2014
Kommissar Mandar
baahh
19:21
I fell ashleep last night
19:21
Daisy Kay
I did too, right after bikey
19:21
Kommissar Mandar
aww
19:21
I'd pass the fuck out after 75 minutes of biking
19:21
Daisy Kay
ha ha I can do for 2 hours per session but it was sooo late
19:22
Kommissar Mandar
You really do must have strong legs
19:22
Daisy Kay
they are rock hard. You saw the stockings, right?
19:23
Kommissar Mandar
No...I don't believe I did =O
19:23
You've piqued my curiosity though lol
19:24
Daisy Kay
Sent file pantyleg3b.jpg.
19:24
extreme calves
19:24
Kommissar Mandar
Holy shit....
19:26
Wow
19:26
You have much nicer legs than I do
19:26
Daisy Kay
also dope-ass stockings lol
19:26
Kommissar Mandar
They're duckies :3
19:26
Daisy Kay
those dumb faces
19:26
Kommissar Mandar
WOO-OOO
19:26
Daisy Kay
They're supposed to be penguins
19:27
but the faces. ha ha
19:27
Kommissar Mandar
The faces make them look like they're trying to nonchalantly share juicy gossip to one another
19:27
Daisy Kay
Sent file pantyleg2.JPG.
19:27
Kommissar Mandar
Also your phone is a cat :3
19:28
Daisy Kay
my unvacuumed floor. I need to vacuum it
19:28
That is amazing that you could see the cat face
19:28
Kommissar Mandar
If only my eyes worked that well while driving
19:29
and lol that's why I'm thankful for my black carpet
19:29
You have very sexy legs, m'lady
19:29
Daisy Kay
My vacuum busted so I been usin a broom on the floor
19:30
Kommissar Mandar
yeesh
19:30
My last apartment had white carpet
19:30
fuuuuck that
19:30
Daisy Kay
can't wait to get a new one
19:31
unlike the girls in my new comic I actually like to clean
19:31
Kommissar Mandar
awww
19:31
When I had my own place I loved cleaning too
19:31
But now everything I own is shoved into a room the size of a closet
19:31
So no matter how hard I try to organize it just winds up looking like a cluttered mess
19:32
not even worth it
19:32
has it been raining all day over where you are?
19:33
Daisy Kay
no but the sky is so pretty
19:34
all dark blue and grey
19:34
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
19:36
It poured here
19:36
a lot of the roads flooded
19:36
I have some things for you =3
19:38
Daisy Kay
oh?
19:38
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah
19:39
I hope I don't look like an idiot
19:39
Daisy Kay
*peek*
19:39
Kommissar Mandar
But I took these for you...
19:39
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19:40
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19:40
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19:40
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19:40
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19:40
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19:40
Am I pretty *blush*? =O
19:41
Daisy Kay
*blush*
19:41
Yeah. You look very pretty!
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
Thank you =3
19:42
Daisy Kay
*boops your nose*
19:42
I should draw you somethin private.
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh? =O
19:42
What did you have in mind? =O
19:43
Daisy Kay
anything you want
19:43
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
19:45
I was actually thinking of requesting something
19:45
It'd be pretty rad if you drew Mike Dawson
19:46
From the Darkseed games
19:46
Daisy Kay
ah. I would do that for anyone I just meant a priiivate picture.
19:46
just for you.
19:46
Kommissar Mandar
oooooh
19:47
I have something
19:47
Why don't you draw me a picture of us hugging? =3
19:47
If its not too complicated
19:47
Daisy Kay
okay.
19:48
Kommissar Mandar
= D
19:48
Daisy Kay
hm... so what color are your eyes? And what is your favorite color(s)?
19:48
Kommissar Mandar
My eyes are light blue
19:48
My favorite color is dark blue
19:49
Daisy Kay
blue on bluuue
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I love mah blues :3
19:49
I like black too
19:49
Daisy Kay
so like a royal blue?
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
Yup!
19:49
Daisy Kay
cool
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
I used to have dark blue hair
19:51
i've had pretty much every hair though
19:52
Daisy Kay
dark blue with black hair and bright, shiny blue eyes
19:53
Kommissar Mandar
my hair is light brown
19:54
for once its not dyed lol
19:54
Daisy Kay
I mean for uh
19:55
you know
19:55
klurf
19:55
their hair matches their skin
19:56
Kommissar Mandar
it's gonna look so cute :3
19:56
gotcha
19:56
this is what your cleaning comic reminds me of
20:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXqpTb0mVHc
20:03
The greatest cleaning montage in cinema history
20:03
Daisy Kay
at least it's girls AND boys
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
haha yes!
20:04
And a saturation of 80s
20:05
Daisy Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=977jBCk5qBM
20:05
Kommissar Mandar
YESSS
20:06
the best scene
20:06
Daisy Kay
pop
20:06
Kommissar Mandar
I've loved that song forever
20:07
And then I saw this
20:07
And I could not listen to it without this happening in my head
20:07
Then the lady from the Sound of Music comes in and just kills his groove
20:07
Daisy Kay
*pets your hair*
20:46
Kommissar Mandar
mmm that feels nice....
20:47
I just got out of the shower too
20:47
it's all soft and shiny =3
20:47
ah man I'm klonotripping right now
20:48
Daisy Kay
I usually have some weaves in my hair so I'm actually finicky about it being touched. You can get your fingers caught and/or muss it up ha ha
20:48
Kommissar Mandar
Not to be confused with CHrono tripping
20:49
oooh I never had weaves
20:49
I wanted some a couple of times but they were just too expensive
20:49
Daisy Kay
well it's just because my hair is too wispy on its own
20:50
so I have to get it styled.
20:51
Kommissar Mandar
Like thin whispy?
20:51
Daisy Kay
It's like dreadlocking but
20:51
different
20:51
You seen it
20:51
it's clumps
20:51
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, it looks really thick
20:51
when I think whispy I think thin
20:51
Daisy Kay
well it is
20:52
on its own
20:52
like
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
ah
20:52
Daisy Kay
the most annoying thing
20:52
is getting hair in my ears
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
I feel ya bra
20:52
Daisy Kay
so clumping it keeps it nice and thick
20:52
Kommissar Mandar
i used to have hair that was thick as fuck
20:52
But I was an asshole and dyed it and bleached it soooo many times over the years
20:53
that now it grows in all stringy, thin and whispy
20:53
I'll never get my old hair back =(
20:53
Daisy Kay
sometimes I wonder what would happen if I bleached now
20:53
it might be a bright orange haha
20:53
Kommissar Mandar
haha
20:54
Well
20:54
If you use good bleach
20:54
Daisy Kay
it would be nice to have it a little redder but
20:54
nah
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
The stuff manic panic sells
20:54
Daisy Kay
I'm okay with black
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
You'll get it to a silvery blonde
20:54
I became an expert at doing stuff like this over the years
20:54
I used to do my cousins hair all the time
20:55
ah man, I gotta show you some of the stuff I experimented with now
20:55
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20:58
that's when I had green streaks
20:58
Daisy Kay
my hair was red and blue once
20:58
Kommissar Mandar
that was also a book I found in the desk I inherited lol
20:58
Daisy Kay
and then green when I ran out of manic panic
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
Green hair is best hair
21:00
speaking of
21:00
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21:00
There was no dye involved in that
21:00
My dad shocked the pool an hour before our 4th of july party....
21:00
which is a bozo no no
21:00
I jumped in blonde....and welp...
21:00
Daisy Kay
ha ha
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah it was best that it was me
21:04
As opposed to one of our elderly aunts
21:04
although that would have made it that much more hilarious
21:04
I didn't even mind, I thought it was awesome
21:04
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21:05
Old haloween costume
21:06
I still have that belt :3
21:06
Daisy Kay
cool.
21:06
Let's put our purity rings together
21:07
Kommissar Mandar
squuuueeeeeee
21:07
I'll hook up your electrified chastity belt if you hook up mine =3
21:07
urelated
21:08
Daisy Kay
I only like when boys are denied sex
21:08
}BcD))
21:08
Kommissar Mandar
ha HAAAA well i could tell you a few stories
21:08
Daisy Kay
>BcD)) ha HAA
21:08
Kommissar Mandar
Admittedly
21:09
I've done some pretty mean things during sex
21:09
That was all me and my ex boyfriend ever fought about
21:10
was that I would never 'put out' enough for him
21:10
But I was basically always mad at him
21:11
Daisy Kay
boys should earn it
21:11
Kommissar Mandar
Thank you!
21:11
Daisy Kay
they hardly ever deserve it
21:11
I gotta light candles, turn the lights down low, get comfy
21:12
oh and clear a couple hours
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
a couple hours...? =O
21:14
You last that long? O_O
21:14
Daisy Kay
how long were we goofing around last night?
21:14
Kommissar Mandar
haha quite a long time
21:15
but like, face to face
21:15
you last that long?
21:15
Daisy Kay
I don't reach orgasm often, but face to face it almost never happens
21:15
so I'm just doing it to make the other person happy
21:15
which sounds to stereotypical but
21:16
it's just the way I work
21:16
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god you sound so much like me
21:16
men would never understand1
21:17
why I had to fake it so much
21:17
and then the asshole I was dating kept trying to go all armchair psychologist on me
21:17
Daisy Kay
i mean the sex act, we don't have to cum at the same time
21:17
but we can like
21:17
do other stuff
21:18
Kommissar Mandar
And was like 'Well you can't orgasm because you have emotional baggage issues'
21:18
Daisy Kay
there's more to bedroom stuff than just straight... doin it
21:18
Kommissar Mandar
oh absolutely
21:18
cuddling is so underrated =(
21:18
Daisy Kay
cuddling
21:18
mutual masturbation
21:18
just masturbating next to someone
21:19
watching someone masturbate
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
You're speaking my language
21:19
Daisy Kay
I am all about outer stimulation
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
You can appreciate just the niceness of nails on your skin and kisses to your neck
21:20
Daisy Kay
oh
21:20
the imagination lets me think up cool things. If I am with someone privately I might decide to be a boy... but not like a macho boy.
21:22
Kommissar Mandar
Macho boys are ovverrated
21:23
From what I've observed over the years
21:24
Macho boys...are not all that macho inside
21:24
That used to be my thing when I was like 19 and 20
21:25
I had to have a macho bad boy
21:25
Daisy Kay
a macho bad boy to break down
21:25
Kommissar Mandar
But after dating a few of them....yeah, terrible experience
21:26
Well I'd be lying if I said they didn't break down
21:26
let me tell you something
21:26
Me and a couple people from 4chan got together once
21:27
When you lived in Jersey
21:27
were you familiar with the Marlboro Psychiatric Asylum?
21:27
Daisy Kay
it sounds familiar. I'm familiar with a lot of "weird jersey"
21:28
Kommissar Mandar
Yup! its in there
21:28
Daisy Kay
I just got a little crawly when you said that lol
21:28
Kommissar Mandar
creeeeepy place
21:28
Daisy Kay
I mean 4chan, not the asylum
21:29
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaah
21:29
Well I was essentially taking creepy people to a creepy place
21:29
Daisy Kay
like I felt this shiver... brrr
21:29
Kommissar Mandar
I'm ashamed that I even patronized that site
21:29
but alas, I was like 18
21:29
And then when I was around 21 I evolved from that to SA
21:30
And everyone called me an elitist snob
21:30
But anyway
21:30
Daisy Kay
I was dumb when I was 18-21
21:30
Kommissar Mandar
oh I was tragically stupid
21:30
Daisy Kay
everything I did was dumb
21:30
I said dumb stuff
21:31
Kommissar Mandar
I legitimately joined the Church of Scientology
21:31
Daisy Kay
I hurt feelings
21:31
acted like a grade-a b-hole
21:31
Kommissar Mandar
I don't think anyone is ever proud of their 18-21 years
21:31
They really are the worst
21:31
It's kind of like that stage where you're coming out of your shell as a teenager
21:32
Daisy Kay
Imagine if you were over 50 and still trying to mess with people online
21:32
Kommissar Mandar
But don't know your asshole from a hole in the ground
21:32
Daisy Kay
that puts it into perspective
21:32
Kommissar Mandar
So you just run your mouth with no filter at all
21:32
yeah....
21:32
But anyway
21:33
Me and these tough guy btards get together
21:33
one of them is my ex boyfriend
21:33
and all we were gonna do
21:33
Is just do some urbex at this asylum
21:33
simple operation
21:33
To make a long story short
21:34
Everything that could have possibly gone wrong did
21:34
We got caught
21:34
cops were called
21:34
I'm in handcuffs against the wall
21:34
And the way I see it
21:34
I'm fucked, that much is certain
21:35
So I can either handle the situation with dignity or fall apart
21:35
I chose the former
21:35
Everyone else...chose the latter
21:36
All the btards just burst into tears
21:36
Daisy Kay
hmmp.
21:36
Kommissar Mandar
and that's not even the icing on the cake
21:36
Little did I know
21:36
Daisy Kay
a ghost was masturbating the whole time
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHAHA
21:37
Daisy Kay
no sorry go on
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
I wouldn't blame him
21:37
but yeah
21:37
my darling boyfriend at the time
21:37
has on him a hammer, a crowbar, and a sword
21:37
Well the cops just had a field day with that
21:38
So now we almost get charged with breaking and entering
21:38
and having a fucking katana in our posession
21:38
Daisy Kay
HAHA
21:38
katana
21:38
Kommissar Mandar
Oh this guy was a card
21:39
Daisy Kay
what an internet dork cliche
21:39
Kommissar Mandar
He never left hoe without his katana and throwing nives and little bottle full of acid
21:39
JUST IN CASE, MAN
21:39
JUST IN CASE
21:39
He was basically the epitome of night crew
21:39
Daisy Kay
"this is a real katana it cost me one hundrd dollars."
21:40
Kommissar Mandar
Dressed like an anime villain
21:40
always had a ridiculous amount of Japanese weaponry on him
21:40
Daisy Kay
"I know a lot about japanese culture!"
21:40
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah...he was that guy
21:41
on the bright side though
21:41
It was a pretty cool trip before the cops came
21:41
we got to go in some underground tunnels
21:41
and I think I still have pictures from the inside
21:42
Daisy Kay
I like to walk around cities or just hike
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
hiking is awesome
21:43
Cities...crowds kind of get to me
21:43
I actually still would like to do urbex
21:44
I just need a group of people who aren't nincompoops
21:44
Daisy Kay
I only smoke weed rarely and socially, never alone
21:44
and now that it's mostly legal it's like... cool.
21:45
Kommissar Mandar
:3
21:47
I lost all my weed contacts =(
21:47
I've been weedless for like a year
21:47
Daisy Kay
hopefully we'll get to the point where
21:48
we can just show our id to a street vendor and buy it out of a food truck
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, the boundaries are growing thinner and thinner
21:49
we'll get there
21:49
it just might take a bit
21:49
The weed in Arizona was out of this world
21:49
Daisy Kay
It is a mind-altering drug that technically isn't good for you but I'd rather someone smoked that than cigarettes or drinking beer
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
oh absolutely
21:50
Case in point
21:51
I've never started horrific conversations with people and contemplated suicide while high
21:51
Daisy Kay
I've been around abusive drunks and felt both sympathy and anger towards them
21:51
Kommissar Mandar
I have many in my family
21:51
Daisy Kay
you ever have to take care of someone after a hangover
21:51
Kommissar Mandar
my mother was one of them
21:52
mmmm
21:52
I'm ashamed to admit
21:52
but I was usually the one being taken care of
21:52
Daisy Kay
*pets*
21:52
it's really taxing on me.
21:52
Kommissar Mandar
Because I've flat out nearly drank myself to death on occasions
21:52
Daisy Kay
especially the night before
21:52
this one girl, I always counted her drinks
21:52
I would be like "that's five. You can't have anymore"
21:53
and she would beg and beg and beg for one more
21:53
and I'd flat out say NO.
21:53
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah....
21:53
You don't wanna be the person between a binge drinker and their liquor
21:53
Daisy Kay
"well you'll be throwing up all day tomorrow!" "not if I eat!"
21:53
Kommissar Mandar
ohohoho
21:53
'I'll be fine if I drink a glass of water'
21:54
Daisy Kay
the next day "Don't say 'I told you so!' just get me the trash can!"
21:54
"*Whine* heeelp meee, take care of meeeee"
21:54
oh my god I love you but
21:54
DAMMIT
21:54
Kommissar Mandar
Eh, I guess that's why I started drinking mostly alone
21:55
Daisy Kay
when I say something would happen and then that person doesn't listen to me and the exact thing happens I am not allowed to say anything about it?
21:55
Kommissar Mandar
I've put my friends through some terrible shit in that position
21:55
Daisy Kay
not even one comment?
21:55
Kommissar Mandar
I'd say you'd be allowed a comment
21:55
Daisy Kay
he he, just one
21:55
Kommissar Mandar
You're gonna be dumb, you better be tough
21:56
and listen to the person who's trying to set you right
21:56
Daisy Kay
she wasn't healthy for me. I had to run away
21:56
she sat around playing video games, smoking, drinking, never going out... She wasn't agoraphobic because she always went to the bar
21:56
Kommissar Mandar
I'm actually agoraphobic
21:57
Daisy Kay
no job, not taking care of her poor dog.
21:57
Kommissar Mandar
=(
21:57
Yeah, you don't want to have to be someone's nanny
21:57
God knows I've been a nanny to plenty of boys before
21:57
Daisy Kay
I don't mind being Mama but not if you're going to be stunted like that.
21:57
There's a time and place when it's acceptable.
21:58
and it's not "all the time."
21:58
Kommissar Mandar
Being a nanny to people all in all made me a very bitter person when it came to helping people
21:58
Because I've been fucked over so many times
21:59
And it upsets me because I wasn't always that way
21:59
But now I just have to be the bitch
21:59
Because I can't go through the bullshit anymore
21:59
When I got my first apartment
22:00
It was me, my then boyfriend, and his friend who was basically starving at the time and couldn't pay his bills
22:00
So I got us a really cheap place, that way everyone would be able to live easier
22:01
Daisy Kay
I've have some sweet baby girls and stayed friends with just about all my exes but
22:01
that person used me and it felt bad
22:01
Kommissar Mandar
I don't blame you, I don't blame you at all
22:01
Daisy Kay
I tend to be very coddling
22:02
Kommissar Mandar
I put a lot of effort into helping these people
22:02
Daisy Kay
so it's easy to make me do stuff I don't want to do
22:02
Kommissar Mandar
After we agreed on paying rent equally
22:02
rent of a paltry $225 each
22:02
they never fucking paid it
22:02
Daisy Kay
that is cool rent
22:03
Kommissar Mandar
They would give me a sob story
22:03
Daisy Kay
My rent here is 475 but I am in the middle of nowhere without a car.
22:03
Kommissar Mandar
And then come home with limited edition videogames and stuff
22:03
Daisy Kay
I have a guest room that is still empty.
22:03
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh, nice
22:03
prices were like that in AZ
22:04
But not
22:04
now*
22:04
Daisy Kay
My best place in Philly was a two-story row-house at $750 a month
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
This was $225 each in Jersey...a steal
22:04
Daisy Kay
which I ended up having to pay the entire sum of because of the big baby that didn't want to work
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
oooooooh, do I know that feeling
22:05
Better yet
22:05
My boyfriend, who wouldn't pay either
22:05
Would get all pissed off and threaten to hit me
22:05
Because I was working 2 jobs to support everyone
22:05
Daisy Kay
did nothing. I'm not saying "oh she should have done housework" at the very least she should have taken care of her own dog.
22:05
man
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
And at the end of the day I was fucking TIRED
22:06
Daisy Kay
I would tell that boy to do some fucking dishes
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
And didn't feel like having sex
22:06
Daisy Kay
haha
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
WAAAAAHHH YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME
22:06
Daisy Kay
I know, he was
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
oh I did!!
22:06
Daisy Kay
a scary guy, right
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
So many times!!
22:06
Daisy Kay
*sighs*
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
They didn't lift a finger to clean
22:06
Daisy Kay
I don't trust men enough to live with them
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
Don't
22:07
Daisy Kay
they have to be smaller than me at least
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
Don't ever live with a fucking man
22:07
Daisy Kay
cutest dude I knew was 5 feet tall
22:07
I mean he still is
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
My ex boyfriend was 5 feet tall
22:07
Daisy Kay
just adorable
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
But hell if he couldn't beat the shit out of anyone
22:07
He was shorter than me and weighed less
22:08
Daisy Kay
I'm just an inch shy of six feet.
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
he was just ungodly strong
22:08
Daisy Kay
it's a big difference.
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow, you're tall
22:08
Daisy Kay
yes
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
I'm only 5 2'
22:08
Daisy Kay
I told ya I am big and muscular.
22:08
I like to carry short people
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
I would love it if you carried me :3
22:09
Daisy Kay
in my arms or on my massive shoulders
22:09
I bet you weigh nothin to me
22:09
at 5'2"
22:09
Kommissar Mandar
You might be surprised
22:10
in your arms :3
22:10
I actually weigh a good 135
22:11
Daisy Kay
that is nothin.
22:11
teeny
22:11
Kommissar Mandar
aww :3
22:11
Daisy Kay
I am sure I could carry you on my shoulders without breaking a sweat
22:11
I went from 245 to 191. I am packed pretty tightly now.
22:13
Kommissar Mandar
mmm, a good weight
22:14
you must be really strong =O
22:14
You could lift me like a feather :3
22:14
Daisy Kay
I need bigger arm muscles.
22:16
I wanna be... lean.
22:16
I don't wanna be all muscles.
22:16
Kommissar Mandar
I wanna see how tight you can sqeeze me :3
22:17
I like gettng squeezed
22:17
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22:19
memorieeeeeeees
22:19
This is how I rolled in Vegas
22:19
biggest baller at the penny slots
22:19
Daisy Kay
I don't have any photos of me.
22:20
I was so fat when I turned 18 and shied away from all cameras.
22:20
before then I was insanely skinny.
22:20
Kommissar Mandar
=(
22:20
Daisy Kay
all skeleton
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
I couldn't picture you a skeleton
22:21
Daisy Kay
my body has been jacked up in so many ways
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
a spooky scary skeleton
22:21
Daisy Kay
I was born with some mild but rare deformities
22:21
that made me grow awkwardly.
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
Really?
22:21
Daisy Kay
yeah.
22:22
I "grew into them" I guess?
22:22
So I kinda look normal just by lookin at me
22:22
but an x-ray would show it differently
22:22
Kommissar Mandar
From what I've seen you look fine
22:23
Do you have crooked bones?
22:23
Because I have a lot of crooked bone problems
22:23
Daisy Kay
no scholiosis
22:23
but uh
22:23
yeah
22:24
one of the more striking things from when I was younger
22:24
was a hole in my chest... that eventually grew outward, and wasn't too noticable when I got fat... but now I look like I have big pecs even with my binder one.
22:25
Kommissar Mandar
woah
22:25
Daisy Kay
I don't mean a hole like going straight through obviously ha ha
22:25
but there was missing bone
22:25
Kommissar Mandar
lol I can sort of picture it
22:26
Daisy Kay
but like I said, I grew into it and you can't see it
22:26
Kommissar Mandar
well that's good =)
22:27
Daisy Kay
it still left my body with a weird shape.
22:27
Kommissar Mandar
I can't see it from your pictures
22:27
You look good to me
22:27
I have a foot deformity that for the life of me I can't pronounce
22:28
Daisy Kay
you can see my chest, which I can't hide.
22:28
even with the binder
22:28
Kommissar Mandar
So by binder, do you mean like a corset type thing?
22:28
Daisy Kay
a chest binder
22:28
Kommissar Mandar
I was kind of confused by what you meant by that the other day
22:28
Daisy Kay
to reduce breast size
22:28
or flatten
22:29
Kommissar Mandar
I was picturing a trapper keeper on your chest
22:29
because I'm an idiot
22:29
Daisy Kay
I drew some different styles on twitter
22:29
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/460330477958619137 one
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
Can I ask you a personal question?
22:30
Daisy Kay
two https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/459555651916537856
22:30
wassat
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
How did you get boobs in the first place?
22:30
Daisy Kay
puberty
22:31
I'm curious what you think I must be. I'm not upset by your question but I wonder why there's an assumption that I am one way
22:32
I've only ever given lots of false leads in the past.
22:32
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sorry if I offended you
22:32
I've just never met anyone like you before
22:32
Daisy Kay
I'm not offended, I promise
22:32
Kommissar Mandar
I just figured you were born a boy
22:32
But never felt like one on the inside
22:33
Daisy Kay
yeah, that is sometimes the assumption, despite my voice and shape and features.
22:33
Kommissar Mandar
You felt you were a 'neither'
22:33
Daisy Kay
and no adam's apple
22:33
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah the voice threw me off
22:33
because i can tell its real
22:33
Daisy Kay
but being 5'11" and muscular
22:33
can make people assume one thing
22:34
Kommissar Mandar
You really have no Adams apple?
22:34
Daisy Kay
do you have one?
22:34
some ladys do
22:34
Kommissar Mandar
No
22:34
I hope I'm not being too forward
22:34
But what do you actually have downstairs?
22:34
Daisy Kay
wouldn't you like to know
22:35
*wiggles eyebrows*
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
:3
22:35
Daisy Kay
*wiggles all over*
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
Well
22:35
Daisy Kay
*wiggles until they fall apart*
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
My assumption was that you have a penis
22:35
Daisy Kay
I'm going to pretend I have a wiener and balls tonight
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
oooooh = D
22:36
I'm sorry if it was a rude question
22:36
Daisy Kay
it's not if you're
22:36
"interested" in me
22:36
Kommissar Mandar
I am
22:36
I mean, honestly
22:36
Nothing phases me
22:37
Daisy Kay
some people don't like wieners and some people don't like vaginas
22:37
Kommissar Mandar
I would never hurt/judge/make fun
22:37
Daisy Kay
so the kind of people I am interested in like both.
22:37
Kommissar Mandar
I'm just genuinely curious
22:37
Daisy Kay
*wink*
22:37
*WONK*
22:38
Kommissar Mandar
I like both :3
22:38
And from what I've been told....I know how to work both...
22:38
Daisy Kay
I've accidentally slipped into my feminine voice a lot lately
22:38
I'm still lowering my pitch but
22:38
Kommissar Mandar
I heard your pitch in that google glass video
22:38
Daisy Kay
talking so much has made me too comfortable
22:38
Kommissar Mandar
I was like wOAH
22:39
Daisy Kay
yeah it's clearly
22:39
if you listen close...
22:39
pitched down
22:39
lol
22:39
especially the "man on the street"
22:39
the one who sounds wonky
22:39
"google glass what's that?"
22:39
in the past whenever I didn't have a male voice actor to help me
22:40
I had to learn to put on a male-ish voice and then pitch it down.
22:40
Kommissar Mandar
I've done that
22:40
when I made videos
22:40
Daisy Kay
the easiest male voices to do are gravily ones.
22:40
Kommissar Mandar
Do you use Sony Vegas to do it?
22:41
I know Lowtax uses Vegas
22:41
Daisy Kay
Mae Questel, the voice of Betty Boop and Olive Oyl, once did Popeye's voice.
22:41
Kommissar Mandar
I effing love that editing software
22:41
Daisy Kay
and it sounds exactly like him
22:41
Kommissar Mandar
=O
22:41
Daisy Kay
one of the reasons I listed her as an influence.
22:41
I have used everything from Goldwave to SoundForge
22:42
Kommissar Mandar
I haven't used those
22:43
Vegas is basically easy mode
22:44
that's why i like it
22:44
Daisy Kay
I use Vegas as well, mostly for timing episodes.
22:45
Kommissar Mandar
ah
22:46
baaack in the daaaaaay *cricks back*
22:46
I used to be into making AMVs
22:46
all I had was mah virtual dub and windows movie maker
22:46
Daisy Kay
I find Vegas a little too finicky for video editing.
22:46
Kommissar Mandar
it can be
22:47
yelling at it helps
22:47
Daisy Kay
You need every codec lined up and even then you can still get glitches
22:47
it's also been bad for editing anything running at 24fps.
22:47
Even when I fix the settings
22:47
it hates 24fps.
22:47
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, basically its editing software for babbies
22:48
accessible and user friendly when you need to do simple stuff
22:48
which is mostly everything I've done
22:48
Daisy Kay
I just export large .mov files from an fla and it comes out pure and crisp.
22:49
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
22:49
Daisy Kay
*rubs their butt* my bottom hurts...
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
I hate when that happens
22:50
Daisy Kay
oh
22:50
yeah, another thing
22:50
even when I decide to be a boy I still go by the name Daisy.
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
aww
22:50
I like Daisy better than Dave
22:51
Dave was your name before right?
22:51
Daisy Kay
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22:51
Kommissar Mandar
I remember Lowtax kept calling you Dave in the Cry of Fear vids
22:51
Daisy Kay
he was saying something that sounded like that buuuut uh
22:51
i chose a very VERY generic name
22:52
Kommissar Mandar
awww I love that pic
22:52
Daisy Kay
when I was being covert
22:52
I don't mind it I just
22:52
Kommissar Mandar
So was your name always Daisy?
22:53
Daisy Kay
picked the gender-neutral "Shmorky" when I was about... 20 I think?
22:53
Maybe 19.
22:53
and never told anyone my real name
22:53
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22:54
Kommissar Mandar
d'aaawww
22:55
I always like the 'Shmorky' handle
22:56
It fits you so well
22:56
Daisy Kay
Sent file secretem101-cropped.png.
22:56
it's only when I wanna be neutral
22:56
but if I am alone with someone I want them to say sexy things to Daisy.
22:56
Kommissar Mandar
awww
22:56
Were you born with the name Daisy?
22:57
Daisy Kay
as a boy or a girl
22:57
oh wouldn't you like to know?
22:57
Kommissar Mandar
Hey
22:57
Daisy Kay
the answer is probably
22:57
or I could have been born with the name cassandra
22:57
possibly
22:57
Kommissar Mandar
There are some kids who are born named shit like Cloud and Pilot Inspector
22:57
Daisy Kay
it's possible.
22:57
Kommissar Mandar
So stranger things have happened
22:58
Cassandra is such a pretty name
22:58
I was just born plain old Amanda
22:58
Daisy Kay
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12022002
22:58
Kommissar Mandar
but i hate it when people call me Amanda
22:58
I like Manderz
22:58
Daisy Kay
Mandy sounds cute
22:59
if you were a boy what name would you have
22:59
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
22:59
a boy
22:59
Jack
22:59
hands down
22:59
Daisy Kay
Jack Manders
22:59
pi
22:59
Kommissar Mandar
that sounds sexy
22:59
Daisy Kay
*shows badge*
23:00
Kommissar Mandar
My name developed over the years
23:00
Daisy Kay
you're off the case, Manders
23:00
Kommissar Mandar
I got tired of Mandy after a while
23:00
And then I would have this one co worker who would always come in drunk
23:00
look at me
23:00
and yell HEY COMMANDER MANDERZ!
23:00
And the name stuck like glue
23:00
And I tried to change my FB name to Commander Manderz
23:01
Daisy Kay
Commandy
23:01
Kommissar Mandar
And they wouldn't accept it
23:01
So I was like uuuuuuhhhh
23:01
Kommissar Mandar, being the Falco fan that I am
23:01
And for whatever reason FB accepted that
23:01
Der Kommissar's been my favorite song since I was like 8
23:02
Thogh
23:02
When you called me Mandy
23:02
I found it...incredibly sexy
23:02
It's just a name people closest to me call me
23:03
And it felt extremely hot, coming from you
23:03
Daisy Kay
honestly I would hate a person on the street calling me Daisy
23:03
Kommissar Mandar
It's a personal name to you
23:04
If everyone just started calling you Daisy it would just...cheapen it in a way
23:04
Daisy Kay
I told everyone to call me Shmorky
23:04
because I am more comfortable being neutral
23:04
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
23:05
Do they call you Daisy or Shmorky at work?
23:06
Daisy Kay
They call me Shmorky ha ha
23:06
I made that clear.
23:06
though....
23:06
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=383853655086302&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1&stream_ref=10
23:07
Kommissar Mandar
haha I saw this pic
23:08
Daisy Kay
you can see it
23:08
Kommissar Mandar
I'm still wondering what the 'rotten genie pizza' is about
23:08
Daisy Kay
the name
23:08
one of our "ideas"
23:08
I forgot
23:08
Kommissar Mandar
ah
23:08
Yeah after I added you on skype I figured thats what it must have said
23:09
and it sure has taken a few beatings over the years, it looks like...
23:11
Daisy Kay
There are times where I don't mind passing for a boy... because it's safer
23:12
*curls up*
23:12
*hides under blankets*
23:12
boys are creeps
23:12
Kommissar Mandar
awwww
23:12
Well the boys I've known are creeps
23:12
Daisy Kay
they will yell at you and take advantage of you and try to fuck you even though you don't want it
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
I don't like to generalize
23:13
but
23:13
Daisy Kay
I know that's generalizing
23:13
yeah
23:13
but
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
jinx
23:13
lol
23:13
Daisy Kay
my personal experience made me hide
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
Every boy I've dated
23:13
Has been a fucking chode
23:14
Daisy Kay
and I hate saying this stuff
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
even ones I haven't dated
23:14
Daisy Kay
and I don't want anyone to know what happened to me
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
I had to watch my cousins boyfriend beat the shit out of her once
23:14
Daisy Kay
because I feel like someone will go "well that explains a lot!"
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
that wasn't fun
23:14
Daisy Kay
it doesn't explain shit
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
eh, don't listen to the armchair psychologists
23:14
Daisy Kay
it's such a common response
23:15
"wow, no wonder!"
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground
23:15
Daisy Kay
"this explains everything!"
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
If you ever want to talk about what happened
23:15
I am here
23:15
Daisy Kay
people that aren't even bad
23:15
well-meaning people
23:15
they say this
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
There will be no judgement
23:15
No assumption
23:15
Daisy Kay
I thought I told you everything
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
You said your roommate made you do things you didn't want to
23:16
Daisy Kay
the guy made me suck his dick so I could live at his place
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
I didn't want to press any further than that
23:16
Daisy Kay
and he was so careful not to leave marks on me
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
ah
23:16
Daisy Kay
so even if I said I was raped I couldn't prove it
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sorry that happened to you
23:16
Daisy Kay
the burdon of proof is sadly ON the VICTIM
23:16
and it PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I could hold you right now
23:17
I can't pretend to know how you feel
23:17
But I was in a similar situation
23:17
Daisy Kay
AND I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN SOME DOUCHE SAYS "WELL LETS GIVE SO AND SO THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT"
23:17
How about you listen to what the victim has to say first ASSHOLE
23:17
I don't care if Woody Allen is your fucking hero NO ONE LIES ABOUT THIS
23:17
NOTHING IS GAINED.
23:17
Kommissar Mandar
I was in Maricopa county AZ when my shit was going down
23:17
Sheriff Joe's territory
23:18
Daisy Kay
*blush*
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
The cops literally laughed at me and called me crazy when I told them what my roommate was doing to me
23:18
Daisy Kay
*pets you*
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
It's a fucking joke
23:18
Daisy Kay
no one believes you
23:18
I remember
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
of course!
23:18
Daisy Kay
telling a few people in an online chat
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
Cops assume it's a lovers spat
23:19
Daisy Kay
just... to tell anyone... as soon as it happened
23:19
Kommissar Mandar
And some psycho bitch woman is trying to fuck up a man's life
23:19
meanwhile
23:19
Me and my roommate had NEVER dated
23:19
not once
23:19
And I would have to go to work everyday
23:19
Daisy Kay
"wow, did you like it?" "how was it?" "did you have fun?" "oh well did you come on to him" "you must have wanted it" "you didn't try to call the cops you must not be in that bad a shape"
23:19
Kommissar Mandar
and come home to this guy sticking his hand down my shorts
23:19
grabbing my boobs
23:20
Daisy Kay
*frowns*
23:20
asshole
23:20
Kommissar Mandar
I would have to physically shove this chode off of me on the couch
23:20
Because he'd be crawling on top of me
23:20
Daisy Kay
I was so poor at the time
23:20
I once convinced myself that I was just "lucky"
23:21
you know, out on my own, having a place to live, far away from an abusive uncle
23:21
Kommissar Mandar
=(
23:21
Daisy Kay
but I came back
23:21
I came back to my home in Jersey
23:22
and felt like such a loser
23:22
and my uncle made me feel worse
23:22
because I fucking failed
23:22
Kommissar Mandar
My heart goes out to you, Daisy
23:22
Daisy Kay
and I couldn't tell him
23:22
Kommissar Mandar
You don't understand how much it does
23:22
Daisy Kay
*hugga bug*
23:22
Kommissar Mandar
Because that's the situation I'm in right now
23:22
Daisy Kay
I need to streeetch
23:22
Kommissar Mandar
And it kills me every day
23:22
Daisy Kay
*steals you away*
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
Mandy the failure
23:23
Living back in her parents basement
23:23
Because between my shitty stressful job and my roommate I had to be hospitalized for a nervous breakdown
23:23
I went from being in a position to being able to take care of people I cared about
23:24
To basically being a burden
23:24
And all my fucking family sees is the wreck I am now
23:24
They conveniently forget when I was taking all our drug addled aunt and uncles kids into my house to take care of them and get them on their feet
23:25
Now they just see me as the fuck up
23:25
Sorry if I'm ranting
23:25
Daisy Kay
they don't fucking know
23:25
Kommissar Mandar
But the situation I'm in in life right now just pisses me the fuck off
23:25
Daisy Kay
and it's impossible to talk about
23:26
my parents would be so supportive and kind and sweet, but
23:26
1, it's humiliating.
2, I don't want them to ever know. They have to be protected from this.
23:26
I feel like it would break my mom
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
=(
23:27
Why do you say that?
23:27
Daisy Kay
because my parents love me so much
23:27
and are always worried about me
23:28
I want them to feel secure and know that I am okay
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
awww
23:29
You're really lucky to have that
23:29
my parents....eh....not so much
23:30
Daisy Kay
They're supportive of everything I do.
23:30
I am so lucky, for sure.
23:30
My mom brags about me working for myself, having my animation on DVDs and movie theaters and television
23:31
I have a brag mom
23:31
Kommissar Mandar
aww =3
23:32
Your mom sounds like a sweetheart
23:32
Daisy Kay
yup
23:33
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I could have grown up with a mom like that
23:33
My family is...not the nicest
23:34
My mom abandoned our family when I was 10
23:35
for some guy she met
23:35
Daisy Kay
My biodad is somewhere and who cares
23:35
the dad I have now is my dad
23:35
Kommissar Mandar
aww
23:35
I believe the people who put the time and effort into raising you are what your parents are
23:36
Daisy Kay
he raised me from age 8 and up so he is dad
23:36
I was never one of those kids that called their step parents by name
23:36
though I do respect that
23:36
if you don't wanna call someone dad you don't have to
23:36
okay I really need to stretch my bones
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
strreeeetch
23:37
Daisy Kay
and maybe make something to eat rather than trembling like a chihuahua
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
I kinda need to too
23:37
fucking back
23:38
Daisy Kay
fuckback
23:38
fuck back the night
23:38
Kommissar Mandar
It sucks getting old
23:38
ahahaha
23:38
That would make an amazing band name
23:38
Anyway
23:53
I'm assing out
23:53
But listen
23:53
I just wanted to say
23:53
I've been through a great deal of shit over the years and there is not a goddamn thing in this world that phases me
23:53
You honestly can talk to me about anything
23:54
I don't judge and I don't play at being a psychologist
23:54
But I'm here to listen, always
23:54
You're special to me Daisy, you really are
23:57
You sleep well
23:58
And if the bedbugs bite I'll kick their asses so hard their butts will turn inside out and come out their mouths
23:58
Goodnight <3
23:58
Thursday, 01. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
Can I hide under your bed with you? :3
18:01
Daisy Kay
yes please
20:43
Kommissar Mandar
yaaay =D
20:44
Daisy Kay
*kicks legs around under the bed*
20:44
Kommissar Mandar
this is our fort :3
20:45
Im makin' you a klurf
20:46
Daisy Kay
!
20:46
I drew an angry little hound today
20:48
Kommissar Mandar
I saw :3
20:48
Bull dogs are permamad
20:49
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:50
Kommissar Mandar
My favorite dogs are basset hounds
20:52
they always look sad and don't give a fuck
20:53
Daisy Kay
I like mutts
20:53
I like dogs that haven't been inbred.
20:53
I like rescued dogs.
20:53
Kommissar Mandar
that's the better way to do it
20:54
Daisy Kay
yeah. People are dog crazy. It's sad.
20:55
Kommissar Mandar
My favorite thing is just finding animals
20:55
like I did with my last cat
20:55
Daisy Kay
creating this whole...
20:57
desire for dogs...
20:57
they show all these various breeds and put on big shows and reward the breeding
20:58
Kommissar Mandar
In real life, I would never get a dog
20:58
Daisy Kay
I dunno, I have strong feelings about how people treat dogs.
20:58
Kommissar Mandar
because they're too much work
20:58
Daisy Kay
less like companions and more like a life accessory.
20:59
Kommissar Mandar
I'm more of a cat person because cats just kinda do their own thing
20:59
Daisy Kay
so that a bunch of them have health problems based on the way they are bred for asthetic reasons...
20:59
and the overbred dogs that don't get adopted get sent to pounds.
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
They fucked dalmations up 9 ways from sunday
21:01
Daisy Kay
yeah.
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
they are...vicious
21:01
Daisy Kay
Disney was partly to blame!
21:01
Kommissar Mandar
Yup!
21:01
101 Dalmations
21:01
A dalmation got loose in Keansburg, where all my friends lived
21:02
shit
21:02
It killed and ate a neighbors chihuahua
21:02
Daisy Kay
aw
21:03
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, that dog was fucked up
21:04
so much better to just find animals lol
21:05
I often wonder where my old cat is and how she's doing...=(
21:06
at least it must be better than frying in a parking lot
21:06
anywho
21:11
how was your day?
21:11
Daisy Kay
Fine. Did some audio editing...
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
oooh fun
21:13
Daisy Kay
*boy daisy tugs on the collar of his turtleneck.*
21:15
Kommissar Mandar
toitleneck
21:16
I'm totally getting my backstreet boys on right now
21:16
Daisy Kay
*pulls the turtleneck up over his chin and mouth.*
21:16
Kommissar Mandar
I'm always getting my 90s boy bands on when I draw in ms paint
21:17
oh babeh
21:17
Daisy Kay
cuuule.
21:17
Kommissar Mandar
boy Daisy has some serious muscles :3
21:17
....and then Taylor Swift comes on and I start screaming FUCK repeatedly at my phone
21:18
Daisy Kay
*The little teen tries to flex his muscle, but his arms are all scrawny.*
21:18
Kommissar Mandar
Thin muscle is the best muscle
21:18
It's them scrawny boys that you don't wanna mess with in a fight
21:19
I learned that from Fight Club
21:19
but nonetheless
21:19
skinny boys are where its at :3
21:19
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down at his little round tummy.*
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
still adorable =P
21:22
Daisy Kay
*brushes his fluffy bangs from his eyes.*
21:22
Kommissar Mandar
*brushes your hair back and gives you a big kiss on the snoot*
21:23
Daisy Kay
*wrinkles his freckled face a bit and giggles. He rubs his snoot where you smooched it.*
21:23
Kommissar Mandar
*kisses each freckle individually*
21:25
*then kisses your puffy eyebrows*
21:25
Daisy Kay
*sits by you and watches you while you're at your computer, looking at whatever you are looking at.*
21:27
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh you're gonna love what I'm looking at
21:30
Daisy Kay
*swings his feet from his chair.*
21:31
Kommissar Mandar
*picks boy Daisy up and bounces him on my knee*
21:32
Daisy Kay
*The smaller teen blushes at just how easily you can pick him up and hold him. He pouts and crosses his arms as you bounce him there on your knee.*
21:33
Kommissar Mandar
*Squeezes boy Daisy until he's smooshed against my boobs*
21:36
Daisy Kay
*bites his bottom lip, slipping his hands between his legs as he feels your soft breasts pressing against his back.*
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
Do you like the way they feel?
21:40
Daisy Kay
*Daisy doesn't answer with words, but he does make a strained noise from deep in his throat. He wriggles around in your lap.*
21:41
Kommissar Mandar
awww, is Daisy shy? =3
21:42
Maybe Daisy will like the present I left on his facebook...
21:42
Daisy Kay
((I was worried for a minute but it's actually a nice, funny picture!))
21:43
Kommissar Mandar
thank you! =D
21:44
*Snuggles you to her boobs*
21:47
Daisy Kay
*makes tiny pup-like noises.*
21:48
Kommissar Mandar
aww
21:49
*trails kisses down your neck from behind*
21:49
*tickles your tummy*
21:50
Daisy Kay
*wriggles around* he he, hey, stoppit!
21:50
Kommissar Mandar
nawp
21:51
*tickles under your arms*
21:51
Daisy Kay
*squeals with laughter, kicking his legs.*
21:52
Kommissar Mandar
*Tickles the bottom of your feet*
21:54
You're so ticklish :3
21:55
Daisy Kay
yeah, I kind of am.
21:56
Kommissar Mandar
aww
21:56
*Stops tickling and holds you close*
21:56
*Kisses your hair*
21:57
Daisy Kay
*Daisy bites on his thumb*
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
aww, there's no need to be nervous Daisy...
22:01
*squeezes your nice round butt*
22:02
Daisy Kay
*the boy cringes as you touch his rear end and feel the suspiciously soft plushness underneath his pants.*
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
*gasps and lets a slight moan escape*
22:04
mmmm, what are you hiding under there...
22:04
*starts to pull down your pants*
22:05
your butt is sooo soft...:3
22:07
*runs nails across your left buttcheek*
22:07
Daisy Kay
*Tries to squirm out of your lap.*
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
You don't have to be shy, Daisy...
22:08
*Runs nails across your back*
22:10
*Nuzzles up to your ear...breathing into it and biting softly*
22:10
bleh, my shirts uncomfortable
22:13
*takes off shirt and sits in bra, laying your head against her boobs*
22:13
Daisy Kay
*Rests his fluffy head on your chest.*
22:14
Kommissar Mandar
I have to say
22:15
I'm really curious as to what boy Daisy looks like with his pants off :3
22:15
Daisy Kay
*gulps nervously.*
22:16
Kommissar Mandar
<3
22:16
*massages your shoulders* relax, baby....
22:20
I love the way your skin feels...
22:28
Daisy Kay
Really? *Daisy rubs his own skin "I guess I don't know..."*
22:28
Kommissar Mandar
mm hmmm
22:29
It feels like fine silk...
22:29
strong, yet soft
22:29
Daisy Kay
*Despite being a dirty, naughty little boy he smells a lot like vanilla cakes.*
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm, I thought that's what I smelled
22:31
why do you say you're a naughty little boy?
22:31
Daisy Kay
((I dunno. I don't much trust boys unless they are under someone's thumb.))
22:32
Kommissar Mandar
Well I trust you, Daisy...Do you trust me?
22:33
Daisy Kay
yeah, heh.
22:33
am I speakin in or out of character?
22:33
eh either way...
22:34
*leans on you*
22:34
Kommissar Mandar
lol I just wanted to hear you say it again
22:34
*Turns you to face me and kisses you square on the mouth*
22:34
Daisy Kay
*smooches back.*
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
22:35
*slips tongue into your naught boy mouth*
22:36
*works fingers into your hair*
22:36
Daisy Kay
nff...
22:36
Kommissar Mandar
*what's that hardness I feel in your pants, Daisy?*
22:37
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down between his legs "You can feel that?" He wriggles around in your lap.*
22:40
Kommissar Mandar
Yes I can, and I like the way it feels...
22:41
*Stroked it through your pants gently888
22:42
*Daisy, I would let you do whatever you wanted to me...*
22:43
...anything
22:43
Daisy Kay
Can we snuggle? *He leans against you, feeling all small and vulnerable as you touch him.*
22:44
Kommissar Mandar
Of course, sweetling
22:44
I love snuggling with you = )
22:45
*pulls blankets over us*
22:47
Daisy Kay
*snuzzles*
22:47
Kommissar Mandar
*runs nails from your back down to your butt, scratching lightly*
22:49
I wanna snuzzle you and keep you warm all night...
22:51
*squeezes you close*
22:56
*tweaks your snoot*
23:07
Daisy Kay
I feel a big floaty...
23:08
*rubs his head on you.* My body feels cold yet warm
23:08
and I'm a little tired...
23:08
but I wanna spend some more time with you
23:08
you
23:08
Kommissar Mandar
awww
23:09
I always feel so nice holding you
23:09
Do you want me to nurse you to sleep, sweetheart?
23:10
Daisy Kay
~~~
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
23:13
*pulls off bra*
23:13
Daisy Kay
*perks up, staring at your boobs*
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
*Come on now, Daisy, you need to drink....*
23:14
Be a good boy....
23:15
Daisy Kay
*blushes "yes ma'am..." He leans forward and puts his lips around your nipple*
23:15
*closes his eyes as he gently sucks on you.*
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
*gasps slightly as you suck*
23:15
That's it....that's how you be a good boy...
23:16
*Rubs your back as you suck*
23:17
Daisy Kay
*rustling sounds some from under the boy's soft jeans as he wiggles around and gets comfy.*
23:17
Kommissar Mandar
You can take off your pants Daisy, it's okay
23:17
I'll keep you warm....
23:18
My sweet little boy...
23:18
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's too shy. He grabs at his jeans, tugging, but pulling them up a bit. He slurps at your nipple inside his mouth, his tongue flicking against it.*
23:19
Kommissar Mandar
*ooooh, that feels so nice*
23:19
Does it taste good, sweetling?
23:19
Daisy Kay
*looks up at you with dreamy half-open eyes "mm-hmm" he says with his mouth full.*
23:20
Kommissar Mandar
aww, you like that...
23:21
*wraps leg around you*
23:22
*pulls you even closer*
23:22
*presses knee against your inner thighs*
23:24
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles nervously as you press your knee against him.*
23:24
Kommissar Mandar
*moves knee higher*
23:27
*you've been such a good boy for Mandy..*
23:27
Daisy Kay
*Daisy makes a nervous whimper as you move your knee up further, pressing against the softness that's under his jeans. He tugs his shirt down anxiously.*
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
awww, such a shy boy...
23:31
Don't be a wuss ^_~
23:31
Daisy Kay
*The boy whines "come on, Mandy, dooon't..." he tries to pull himself away now, but you make sure to grab onto him and keep him from getting away.*
23:32
Kommissar Mandar
shhhh...it's okay Daisy, you don't have to be shy in front of me.
23:35
Here, I'll take off my pants first...
23:35
*Pulls down her pants revealing thong undernearth*
23:35
Do you like the way that looks, Daisy?
23:35
Daisy Kay
*Daisy is clearly hiding something. He grips his waistband as he looks at the girl's sexy, thin, almost see-through thong underwear. He looks away bashfully "you look really pretty... b-but I can't take off my pants..." he whimpers, his knees knocking together as he stands in front of you.*
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
WHat are you hiding from me, wussy boy? ^_~
23:38
I'm gonna tickle you until you take your pants off....
23:40
*tickles under your arms*
23:40
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles and squirms, rubbing his thighs together "no stop!" he laughs, backing up and almost falling.*
23:41
Kommissar Mandar
*tickles your tummy*
23:43
I'm not stopping till you take your pants off....
23:43
Daisy Kay
*Daisy isn't going to pull his pants down on his own, being a stubborn boy. He clearly needs someone to take charge of him.*
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
Naughty little boy...
23:46
*I unbutton and slowly unzip the fly of Daisy's jeans, firmly tugging them off and throwing them at the wall*
23:47
Daisy Kay
~~~
23:48
Kommissar Mandar
ssssshhhhhh, don't cry, Daisy....
23:49
*Holds Daisy close to her chest, so close you can feel her heart beating*
23:50
Lots of boys have to wear diapers...and girls too
23:50
there's nothing wrong with it
23:50
Daisy Kay
*whimpers, leaning his head on the girl's chest. You feel the boy's hot face as you hold it close to your skin.*
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
ssshhh, my sweetheart, there's no reason to feel embarassed...
23:51
*lightly brushes her nails along the waistline of your pampers*
23:52
You know I'd never tell anyone, sweetheart...
23:52
Daisy Kay
*despite all the layers you can still feel the hardness pressing against you.*
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm, you really must be packing some heat under those pampers, huh?
23:54
*rubs your crotch as it becomes warmer and warmer*
23:54
Daisy Kay
*Daisy bites his bottom lip. You have to wonder just how big it is. Feeling it from the outside you can hardly tell, but it defintely feels large for a teenage boy his size.*
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm, it feels so very big....
23:56
*Mandy takes off her lacy pink thong*
23:57
*Takes Daisy's hand and brings it to her crotch*
23:57
Do you feel that wetness, Daisy?
23:57
That's what you do to me...
23:57
Daisy Kay
*Daisy watches curiously. He gasps sharply as you hold his hand to your wet pussy. He swallows hard. His dick throbs against him and he almost cums himself!*
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
23:58
*brushes your hard cock through your pampers*
23:58
Friday, 02. May 2014
Daisy Kay
*Daisy reaches for his waistband and finally pulls down, revealing his hard cock to you. His balls raise slightly at the same time his erection twitches. The tip of his dick glistens wetly.*
00:01
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm, what a beautiful cock...
00:01
it's perfect....
00:01
*trails kisses down your belly*
00:02
*takes your cock in hand and gently licks the tip*
00:02
Daisy Kay
*shudders and sighs. The thick, 8-inch dick throbs in anticipation as you kiss lower and lower. He lets out a pitiful whimper as you lick the tip.*
00:03
((*blush* ahhh... I dunno how late I can stay up tonight...))
00:03
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm this won't take long, sweetheart
00:04
*thrusts your cock into my mouth*
00:04
*the tip brushes against the back of my throat as I deepthroat*
00:04
Daisy Kay
*Daisy gasps and shivers, holding the back of your head. He bucks his hips slightly as you suck his cock. "Nnngh, don't... you're gonna make me..."*
00:05
Kommissar Mandar
gonna make you what...baby?
00:05
Daisy Kay
*Daisy arches his back and lets out a sharp gasp. Thick, creamy cum starts to leak from the tip of his cock. It spurts against your mouth and the rest trails down your hand. He tenses up as he orgasms so quickly and suddenly!*
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
*swallows your cum greedily*
00:07
That'll help you sleep tonight, darling...
00:07
Daisy Kay
*whimpers, looking down at you.*
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
*gives a final suck and rocks your oversensitive cock*
00:07
Daisy Kay
*Rests his head on top of yours.*
00:09
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
00:10
Sleep well, angel....
00:10
Daisy Kay
I'm still awake I just, um...
00:11
I'm getting tired.
00:11
but I wanna snuggle.
00:11
*wraps their arms around you*
00:11
Kommissar Mandar
awww
00:11
*strokes your hair*
00:11
Are you warm enough, sweetie?
00:12
Daisy Kay
mm-hmm
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
good, *kisses your cheek*
00:15
you're so cuddle-able
00:20
*squeezes you tight*
00:23
Hey you =P
20:03
I have something special for you
20:03
*cue elephant from Diddy Kong's voice*
20:03
Daisy Kay
I am still at work
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
ah gotcha
20:05
Say hi to Lowtax for me
20:05
Daisy Kay
I am home now
21:47
Kommissar Mandar
yay =D
21:48
have a good day at work?
21:48
Daisy Kay
yes ma'am.
21:53
Kommissar Mandar
In real life, it probably has its mundane points, but i still stand by the fact that you have basically the funnest job ever
21:54
I'm just playing Castlevania Symphony of the Night and saying 'fuck' at my television repeatedly
21:54
Daisy Kay
ooh. Okay
21:55
Kommissar Mandar
anywho
21:56
I did something...different today
21:56
I think you'll like it
21:56
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21:57
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21:58
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21:58
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21:58
Daisy Kay
aww. You look adorable. I just want to rock you in my arms and sing into your ear
21:59
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm *purrs at the thought*
22:00
Daisy Kay
Where did you even get that?
22:00
Kommissar Mandar
grocery store
22:00
Just basic adult diapers
22:00
Daisy Kay
he he
22:00
Kommissar Mandar
I wanted cuter ones but i knew my fat ass wouldn't fit
22:01
Daisy Kay
I've never worn any in my life but I have uh... taken care of girls with them before. I think I told you, I tend to be the nuturing one
22:01
Kommissar Mandar
You have, Mama Daisy :3
22:02
Daisy Kay
I dunno it's... funny how they come to me~ *blush* it's like they can tell I am just the type of person that will make someone feel all small and cared for
22:03
Kommissar Mandar
The thought of you taking care of me brings a smile to my face...
22:03
It's your voice, I think
22:04
you have a certain sweetness to your voice
22:04
Daisy Kay
well I used to hide my voice, so
22:04
Kommissar Mandar
oh
22:05
Daisy Kay
they could still tell
22:05
ha ha
22:05
back when I was putting on this masculine facade
22:05
Kommissar Mandar
I've only ever seen two pictures of your face
22:05
but there is a softness to it
22:05
that's just...nice
22:05
Daisy Kay
yeah. It used to be softer (fatter)
22:05
Kommissar Mandar
lol, I didn't mean it like that
22:06
Daisy Kay
no, I know
22:06
I have like
22:06
a babyface
22:06
Kommissar Mandar
Babyface Mallone
22:06
You do though, it's adorable :3
22:06
You probably get people thinking your much younger than you are, huh?
22:07
Daisy Kay
now I do.
22:07
Kommissar Mandar
same here
22:07
Daisy Kay
but a long time ago when I was eating poorly and
22:07
stuff
22:07
I looked 30.
22:08
I looked 30 before I was even 20.
22:08
Kommissar Mandar
i used to get harrassed by my ex boyfriends mom because she was convinced I was under 18
22:08
really?
22:08
i couldn't picture that
22:08
In the last picture you showed me you look about 25
22:09
Daisy Kay
I am 31 now.
22:10
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22:10
I left my new picture at work argh
22:10
that usually doesn't happen
22:10
Kommissar Mandar
such pretty color eyes...
22:11
Daisy Kay
you have a really nice body. I'm jealous.
22:11
Kommissar Mandar
awww, thank you *blush* = 3
22:11
you do too, you know
22:12
very sexy legs...
22:13
Daisy Kay
you have thighs to die for
22:14
*kisses your thigh*
22:14
Kommissar Mandar
:$
22:14
*mmmmm*
22:15
Your lips are so soft, i bet
22:15
Daisy Kay
*squishes your cheeks* lookit the widdle baby.
22:15
*lifts you up and squeezes you.*
22:15
Kommissar Mandar
*coos*
22:15
weeee
22:16
squeeze me harder, mama Daisy = 3
22:16
Daisy Kay
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22:17
Kommissar Mandar
nice lips = )
22:18
*kisses*
22:18
Daisy Kay
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22:19
I just took these for fun
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
lol
22:19
I have to say
22:20
The comic you posted really hit home with me
22:21
Daisy Kay
yeah I also go on business trips
22:21
c:
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
22:21
I meant the other one, silly
22:21
I tend to be the joker around people I know
22:22
even though I'm depressed a good amount of the time...
22:22
people forget you have feelings when you're the jokster...
22:23
pretty much the story of my life
22:23
and i've never been on a business trip lol
22:26
i used to work at a place where everybody got to go on business trips but me =9
22:26
Daisy Kay
I'm going on one soon.
22:26
Kommissar Mandar
I was quite bitter about it
22:26
ooooh where? =O
22:26
Daisy Kay
I might do two if I make an extra thousand dollars somehow ha ha
22:26
I know I'll make a lot of money at SPX, but the other convention before it will be expensive because it's in San Fran and getting there costs a lot of money for some reason
22:27
Kommissar Mandar
Its purdy there
22:28
I wish I could go see you at SPX
22:29
also I would give anything to drive to California again
22:31
because goddamn that was so nice...
22:31
If my car had infinite gas I would drive you
22:31
Daisy Kay
*dresses you up in some old-timey street urchin clothes and puts one of those lumpy tough-kid hats on you.*
22:33
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
22:33
*SIIIIRRR, do you have a hay penny?*
22:33
Do you drive?
22:34
Daisy Kay
I lived in philly for eight years
22:34
I may have forgotten how to drive.
22:34
Kommissar Mandar
ah
22:35
I don't think I ever learned, I just do it half assedly
22:36
during my drivers test I literally fucked up EVERYTHING
22:36
yet they still gave me my license...
22:36
to this day I cannot parallel park
22:36
and I've been driving for 8 years
22:37
Daisy Kay
I kept failing the computer tests because I could never memorize the unimportant numbers
22:37
How many feet away do you park from a fire hydrant?
22:37
Kommissar Mandar
beats the shit out of me
22:37
I failed that like 4 times
22:37
Daisy Kay
If I said 100 well then that should be at least partial credit
22:37
Kommissar Mandar
and I really only passed it the 5th time out of pure luck...by 1 point
22:37
Daisy Kay
how many car-lengths should you be from other cars during a rain storm
22:38
one question was actually not in the book I had at the time
22:38
I complained about this and tried to explain it but no one would listen to me
22:39
"well it's right here in this book" and I had the other book "well it's not in THIS ONE"
22:39
Kommissar Mandar
the whole test is bullshit
22:40
all 6 of them or however many there are now
22:40
Daisy Kay
so I failed one test because they updated one thing
22:40
Kommissar Mandar
I'd be piissssed
22:40
Daisy Kay
I have dyscalculia.
22:41
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
22:41
Daisy Kay
I had to figure out numbers by using a completely different part of my brain
22:42
and it's still hard work
22:42
Kommissar Mandar
oh that's a thing?
22:42
I"m sorry, I didn't mean to laugh =(
22:42
Daisy Kay
yeah
22:42
haha
22:42
Kommissar Mandar
*puts foot in mouth*
22:42
Daisy Kay
it's okay it's one of those things that is still not as understood as other things
22:43
Kommissar Mandar
I have immense trouble with numbers as well
22:43
Math is a main reason I dropped out of college
22:44
Daisy Kay
I mean think about how it wasn't that long ago that people thought using your left hand to do things was "wrong."
22:44
Kommissar Mandar
THEY FUCKED ME UP IN KINDERGARTEN BECAUSE OF THAT SHIT
22:44
Daisy Kay
dycalculia is just kind of being studied right now.
22:44
Kommissar Mandar
They made me write with my right hand
22:44
even though I was a leftie
22:45
Daisy Kay
Are you ambidexterous or just left-handed?
22:45
Kommissar Mandar
I can write with both, but Im quicker with my right hand because I'm used to it
22:45
Daisy Kay
yeah I actually can't use my left hand for drawing!
22:46
Kommissar Mandar
but my handwriting is terrible
22:46
Daisy Kay
I wish I could
22:46
Kommissar Mandar
do you write with your left hand?
22:46
Daisy Kay
nope
22:47
Kommissar Mandar
ah
22:47
yeah, I could never draw with my left hand
22:47
Daisy Kay
my hand-writing is pretty amazing if I may be honest
22:47
Kommissar Mandar
=3
22:48
mine is chicken scratch
22:48
one thing I do know
22:48
Daisy Kay
I write my letters all fancy
22:48
Kommissar Mandar
My religion teacher back in 10th grade explained it
22:48
Daisy Kay
like typeface
22:48
Kommissar Mandar
lefties were looked down upon because back in the day, your left hand was the hand traditionally used to wipe your ass
22:48
Daisy Kay
I write like how you see these words being typed yeah.
22:49
haha
22:49
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit...
22:49
Daisy Kay
your left hand is also your "sinister" hand
22:49
evil, unlucky
22:49
sinister is latin for left
22:49
Kommissar Mandar
holy crap really?
22:50
Daisy Kay
I'm surprised no one ever told you that
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
nope!
22:51
I went to catholic school for 4 years and it was never mentioned
22:51
either that or I was sleeping
22:51
one or the other!
22:51
Daisy Kay
I went to catholic sunday school.
22:51
Kommissar Mandar
ah
22:52
I've actually never been to sunday school
22:52
I'm not even catholic
22:52
Daisy Kay
I actually did the whole thing
22:52
Kommissar Mandar
I only went to catholic school because our public school was a fuckin' zoo
22:52
Daisy Kay
up to confirmation
22:52
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow
22:52
Daisy Kay
even though I don't even...
22:53
believe in... what they believe in.
22:53
I'm hardcore agnostic.
22:53
I steadfastly refuse to believe or disbelieve anything.
22:53
Kommissar Mandar
I believe we're all just the daydream of an autistic kid looking at a snow globe
22:53
jk
22:53
Daisy Kay
yeah
22:54
in a hospital.
22:54
we're a hospital.
22:54
Kommissar Mandar
Yes O_O
22:54
Daisy Kay
but uh
22:54
Kommissar Mandar
In all seriousness, I am agnostic
22:54
Daisy Kay
Yeah I mean
22:54
Kommissar Mandar
I just say what's unknown is unknown
22:54
Daisy Kay
whatever there is... we're not gonna know
22:55
I don't understand how anyone can be so sure
22:55
Kommissar Mandar
not to be grimdark, but that is one of the things that has kept me from killing myself
22:55
Because you just don't know what's on the other side...
22:56
Daisy Kay
well
22:56
Kommissar Mandar
Plus, I almost died once, and it was really, really, really terrifying...
22:56
Daisy Kay
the thing that keeps me from doing it is knowing I'll hurt more people than I will make happy
22:56
there are times when I am strangly unafraid
22:56
and that makes me nervous
22:57
because then I start thinking "I could just... do it... at those times"
22:57
but I don't because, again, it would hurt way too many people
22:57
Kommissar Mandar
I couldn't imagine why you would want to, being that you have so much, but everyone has their own subjective pain and struggles
22:58
Daisy Kay
yeah
22:58
I'm broken. Busted. I wanted to die even before bad stuff happened to me.
22:58
Kommissar Mandar
You always say your broken....why? = (
22:59
Daisy Kay
,
22:59
when someone
22:59
takes a part of you
22:59
when they take advantage of you
23:00
it changes you
23:00
You're different forever
23:00
there is no going back from it
23:00
Kommissar Mandar
= (
23:00
Daisy Kay
It's like being murdered expecting still being alive to live with the reality.
23:01
Kommissar Mandar
I'm so sorry that had to happen to you, sweetheart...
23:01
*holds you close*
23:02
Daisy Kay
but yeah, my teenage years were lousy
23:02
and that is the worst time to have a bad time
23:03
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
23:03
Daisy Kay
because your body is changing and your brain is already messed up
23:03
Kommissar Mandar
It shapes you
23:03
What happens then
23:03
Daisy Kay
but our family was really fucking poor
23:03
and we had so much bad luck
23:04
shit just kept happening to us and it was hilarious whenever people heard about it. We lived in one of those single-wide trailers in a place surrounded by people with "real houses."
23:05
the foundation broke, we didn't have electricity or running water or heat, we had to eat cereal with powdered milk, we did all that for two weeks before our insurance paid for a cheap hotel that we had to stay in for six months and during that time the trailer also caught on fire
23:07
Kommissar Mandar
oh jesus christ...
23:08
I couldn't imagine... = (
23:08
Daisy Kay
and that's funny to kids
23:08
because you're poor
23:08
Kommissar Mandar
fuck kids
23:08
Daisy Kay
you are poor, pathetic trash
23:08
you dumb, poor, shitty trash... with your shitty, ratty shoes that are falling apart
23:09
Kommissar Mandar
this was in Jersey?
23:09
Daisy Kay
this was in Virginia
23:09
Kommissar Mandar
ah
23:09
I"m so sorry, sweetheart...
23:09
Daisy Kay
we were surrounded by people more well off than us
23:09
also hicks
23:10
Kommissar Mandar
well I know hicks...
23:11
Daisy Kay
the kind of hicks with money
23:11
Kommissar Mandar
that's the majority of my family
23:11
Daisy Kay
so they're extra douchy
23:11
Kommissar Mandar
i know em with and without...
23:11
My father's side of my family are basically sociopaths with lots of money
23:12
I feel terrible that you had to go through that...
23:13
Daisy Kay
and me not being able to handle it was my fault
23:14
I was always being treated like some kind of criminal after my suicide attempt.
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
I know few who could live like that and handle it well...
23:14
... = (
23:14
I know that feeling
23:14
Daisy Kay
after columbine every depressed kid was a suspect
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
After my breakdown in AZ I basically became a leper
23:15
Daisy Kay
bullies were not a problem
23:15
only the depressed, sad kids
23:15
The upside is that I went to therapy and got to take neato drugs. I wonder if my problems I have now are because I'm not getting enough drugs
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
heh....
23:16
Daisy Kay
because I was fine for a while but my depression and anxiety has been getting worse
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
My mother was an....interesting lady
23:17
she fed me all kinds of pills when I was little because I had a "problem"
23:17
they put me on some weird med once at her request
23:17
I was 5
23:17
the next day I said I was gonna take my dads gun and murder everyone in the house
23:18
Daisy Kay
drugs are actually very good for you
23:18
but
23:18
they are all different
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
depends what kind
23:18
I should know
23:18
I'm a pillhead and a half
23:18
Daisy Kay
no two problems are the same
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
I used to pop oxy like it was candy
23:19
Daisy Kay
and pills should be tested and figured out
23:19
Kommissar Mandar
I know klonopin works wonders for my anxiety
23:19
have you ever tried it?
23:20
Daisy Kay
nah, I was only effexor and one other thing
23:21
Kommissar Mandar
klonopin and kratom are my best friends
23:22
Daisy Kay
yeah
23:22
there are people that are so anti-pill that it makes me annoyed
23:23
telling someone to "go off their meds" is bad advice.
23:23
always.
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
I was so put off by medication from the shit my mother put me through I actually joined the Church of Scientology once
23:23
Yeah, I was HARDCORE stupid when I was younger
23:24
Daisy Kay
"it makes you high and stupid and it's bad for your brain you should just be sad!"
23:24
haha they are also anti-therapy
23:24
Kommissar Mandar
honest to god, I now believe every drug known to civilized man should be legal
23:24
because I do not give a fuck
23:24
I don't give a fuck if heroin killed your grandpa
23:25
I don't give a fuck if cocaine makes the baby jesus cry
23:25
People should just be able to fuck themselves up if that's their fancy
23:26
because ultimately everyone finds a way to do it anyway
23:26
Daisy Kay
if you're against it you better be against cigarettes and alcohol too
23:27
but no, it is always double-standard douches
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
oh god...the debates that have happened in this house....
23:27
Daisy Kay
I hate all drugs
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
WEED WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE *sips 5th martini*
23:27
Daisy Kay
I don't do any
23:27
and weed, to me, doesn't count
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
I would do anything other than meth and heroin
23:28
Daisy Kay
it does absolutely NOTHING to me.
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
really?
23:28
are you sure you just didn't have bad weed?
23:28
Daisy Kay
Yeah. I don't get high.
23:28
everyone else does
23:28
and I like being around them
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
If I gave you Arizona weed you would not be saying that
23:29
Daisy Kay
oh please
23:29
everyone
23:29
EVERYONE says that
23:29
haha
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
I could tell you stories about me and Arizona weed...
23:29
Daisy Kay
no one wants to believe me when I make certain statements
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
screaming at the Disney channel at 2 in the morning.....
23:29
Daisy Kay
like I've only reached full orgasm from sex twice in my life and everyone wants to be the person the prove me wrong
23:30
Kommissar Mandar
the Metallica bagel...
23:30
Daisy Kay
"I bet I can do it" no please you are setting yourself up for failure pleeease I really like you
23:31
Kommissar Mandar
I'm actually sitting here laughing my ass off because I'm just going through various flashbacks...
23:31
oh I believe you on that
23:31
Daisy Kay
thank you
23:31
Kommissar Mandar
men can't give me orgasms
23:31
and then they blame me
23:31
cause I READ ON REDDIT THAT ITS CAUSE YOU HAVE TOO MUCH EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE
23:31
Daisy Kay
yeah dudes can't do it
23:32
and I have known some really cute guys
23:32
A while back I decided
23:32
they're just fun to look at and talk to
23:33
Kommissar Mandar
90% of me and my ex boyfriends fights were about sex
23:33
ahahaha pretty much
23:33
Daisy Kay
but that's as far as I'll take it with them
23:33
Kommissar Mandar
I can't go through it with men anymore
23:33
that's not to say all men are the same
23:33
but...the ones I've known are chodes
23:33
Daisy Kay
it's fine.
23:34
*flexes their muscles "I'll be man!"*
23:34
*lifts you up and carries you on their shoulders*
23:34
*runs around in a circle*
23:34
Hey, how tall are you?
23:34
Kommissar Mandar
5 2'
23:35
Daisy Kay
ah yes
23:35
I remember now
23:35
god why am I so tall
23:35
Kommissar Mandar
You're probably a head taller than me :3
23:35
Daisy Kay
I don't even feel like 5'11" is tall
23:35
and yet I am always lookin down at girls *pouts*
23:36
*gets on their knees*
23:36
*scoots around on the floor*
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
i think tallness is cute = 3
23:36
*jumps on your shoulders*
23:38
Sent file 0706132238-01.jpg.
23:41
Daisy Kay
Sent file secrettime221-dicks-cropped.png.
23:41
Kommissar Mandar
memories.......
23:41
aawwww = 3
23:42
Daisy Kay
is that crash
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
Yes it is!!
23:42
and that is a dwindling plate full of bacon
23:42
and the phone on the bed took a dip in the Salt River...
23:42
Daisy Kay
Sent file secrettime213-cropped.png.
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
sexay klurfs = 3
23:43
Daisy Kay
Sent file secrettime219.png.
23:43
yeah I don't really like to draw dirty BUT I will do it for people I care about
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
aww
23:44
Daisy Kay
Sent file slumbeeparty.png.
23:44
and here is an innocent picture
23:45
but it's still private because it was made for a friend
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
eeee the klurf in the glasses <3
23:45
Daisy Kay
Sent file lick.gif.
23:47
and here is the only dirty animation I ever made
23:47
Kommissar Mandar
hold on, my computer is imploding trying to load it
23:49
oooh, that's really nice
23:50
it's so fluid...
23:51
rather mesmerizing..
23:51
Daisy Kay
fluid
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
*beavis and butthead giggle*
23:51
heuehuehueheue
23:51
I had a dirty drawing once
23:53
but it was an anatomical monstrosity
23:54
Daisy Kay
did you drop it in the mud
23:54
oh
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
23:54
yeah, I didn't even bother posting it anywhere
23:54
Daisy Kay
yeah I learned how to draw realism before I learned cartoons
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
I have a doodle somewhere of Jesse and Walter White doing it
23:54
Daisy Kay
I never really do a mixture of the two
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
that's how you're supposed to do it
23:55
you have to learn to draw something realistically before you can simply it
23:55
Daisy Kay
yeah it's just
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
ohhhh, I'm gonna find you some real embarassing shit now
23:55
back from my 14 year old OMG JAPAN phase
23:56
Daisy Kay
I kept trying to draw cartoons as a kid and failing at it
23:56
yeah I was 14 when I gave everyone anime stuff
23:56
there was no internet back then so I thought it was oh so original
23:56
Well there was no internet for ME.
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
I thought everything I did was original because they were my ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!!!111!!!
23:57
oh god I'm fucking dying...
23:58
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/MandyFC.jpg
23:59
I"m cringing right now...
23:59
Daisy Kay
oh and
23:59
a booby phase
23:59
I think every artist goes through that
23:59
looking at boobs
23:59
and drawing them on everything
23:59
Kommissar Mandar
I'm still in mine
23:59
Daisy Kay
and now that I am at this point in my life I have gone the opposite direction
23:59
removing boobs
23:59
Saturday, 03. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
boobs are so fun to draw though...
00:00
Daisy Kay
he he
00:00
I wanna see if I can draw like that
00:00
Kommissar Mandar
draw some boobs on my ORIGINAL SAMURAI VAMPIRE characters...
00:01
I still can't get over that...
00:01
Daisy Kay
I wanna see if I can
00:01
I mean
00:01
Sometimes I do these drawing exercises where I try to draw awkwardly
00:02
it takes some doing...
00:02
Kommissar Mandar
like drawing something in an awkward pose?
00:03
oh good gravy...
00:04
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Shun_Ten_Satsu/media/LadyPatricawallposter.jpg.html?sort=3&o=872
00:04
Yeah...boobs were my thing
00:04
Daisy Kay
I would draw
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/MyHeartWillGoOnresized.jpg
00:06
Daisy Kay
big head, big eyes, small arms and hands
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
don't ask me what's going on with Leo Decaprio's face here...
00:06
Daisy Kay
ya know
00:06
I kinda like that drawing
00:06
haha
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
aww really?
00:06
Daisy Kay
yeah it's cute
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
*blush*
00:07
Yeah, Titanic is one of my biggest guilty pleasure movies
00:07
Daisy Kay
even though I was manipulated by it I still hated it
00:08
like, I was at that right age
00:08
where that kind of manipulative romance was easy to string teens like me along
00:08
so I cried and stuff
00:09
but I was also able to recognize what a terrible film it was
00:09
Kommissar Mandar
I more like it for the general cinematography
00:09
And I just associate it with good memories
00:09
I first saw it when I was 8 and had my first slumber party = 3
00:10
watching it just gives me good feels...
00:10
Ironic to say about a movie where 2000 people die icy painful deaths, but oh well
00:12
ah well, they made a happy version
00:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcj_d8NpsRY
00:13
Daisy Kay
my favorite character from Orange Is The New Black is Dayanara "Daya" Diaz. She draws adorable awkward amateur anime
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
d'aaww
00:14
Daisy Kay
it's really cute
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
ORIGINAL CHARACTER *do not steal*
00:14
Daisy Kay
yeah
00:14
she draws a picture of her boyfriend
00:14
and he's all bug-eyed and wonky
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
aww KAWAIIIIII
00:16
I did that once = (
00:17
animetized my boyfriend
00:17
Kawaii desu neeee ugguuuu nite crew biiiiiitch
00:20
yeah...I was that kid...
00:20
in all seriousness what sucks is that drawing anime style is a hard habit to break...
00:21
when you learn to draw that way
00:22
I try and draw things realistically now and they wind up having an anime look to them, which pisses me off
00:22
Daisy Kay
*leans on you*
01:40
Kommissar Mandar
aww
01:42
*kisses your forhead*
01:42
I just want you to snuggle me and sing to me = 3
01:42
Daisy Kay
*pats your padded rump and hums into your ear.*
01:43
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm *purrs*
01:44
*cuddles my rump against your tummy*
01:45
Daisy Kay
what boy name did you say you'd go by again?
01:45
Kommissar Mandar
I changed it
01:46
I forgot my most most favorite boy name
01:46
Amadeus
01:46
That is now my boy name = 3
01:47
Daisy Kay
you could still go by Maddy!
01:47
haha
01:47
Kommissar Mandar
=O
01:47
Daisy Kay
or Amy
01:47
hahaha
01:47
Ami
01:47
Kommissar Mandar
I never even realized...
01:47
Daisy Kay
Oh Amadeus... *cuddles you closely to her boobs.*
01:47
Kommissar Mandar
Am I a good boy, Mama Daisy?
01:48
Daisy Kay
No, but Mama loves you anyway!
01:49
he he
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
=O
01:50
Is it about...my pants?
01:50
I tried to make it to the toilet....
01:50
I really tried hard... =(
01:50
I'm sorry...=(
01:52
Daisy Kay
*She bounces you on her knee "Aw, Amadeus you're just a little boy! Maybe if you were a big girl then you wouldn't have that problem... but it's okay!" She gently teases you. She lifts your shirt and blows on your tummy.*
01:53
heh heh... oh yeah, you should know, I'm not very nice to boys c:
01:53
Kommissar Mandar
=O
01:54
*pinches you on the butt*
01:54
Daisy Kay
yeep!
01:54
*spanks your butt!*
01:54
Kommissar Mandar
*giggles*
01:54
*flicks your snoot*
01:56
Mama Daisy...will you nurse me before I go to bed, please? = 3
01:58
Daisy Kay
*tugs her shirt, letting her boob flop out. She presses your head to her chest.*
01:58
I'm actually going to exercise and go to bed soon myself
01:59
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I could snuggle up in your bed with you
02:00
*hides in your boobs*
02:03
I just realized both my names are Falco songs....
02:06
I love me some Falco
02:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2QwKRhnds
19:22
I'm 'avin a giggle
19:22
the way he says it...crooning gently like a warm and caring grandfather telling you a bedtime story...
19:22
Daisy Kay
I never been able to giggle at that
19:37
haha
19:38
while watching that movie with friends when that scene came up I was just like
19:38
all quiet and uncomfortable
19:38
I mean I know what is funny about it.
19:38
the way he says it and he is saying ass
19:38
and the concept of a dildo going between two asses
19:39
but on the whole it's too uncomfortable for me to watch ha ha
19:39
Kommissar Mandar
I just like that old dude actor
19:45
And not to mention Jennifer Connelly is....yeah
19:45
there's few things I wouldn't do with her
19:46
Daisy Kay
I was lookin for the recent pic I took and found an older one where I'm not wearing my binder
19:46
Sent file mewithbiggerbreasts.jpg.
19:46
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow O_O
19:47
You have an amazing body
19:47
Daisy Kay
yeah that is too conspicuous lol
19:47
I prefer having a flat chest
19:47
Kommissar Mandar
Can I ask you something
19:47
Daisy Kay
ask
19:48
Sent file eyeeyecaptainb.jpg.
19:48
Kommissar Mandar
How is it that you have breasts?
19:48
Daisy Kay
I thought you already asked
19:48
and I said it was puberty
19:48
Kommissar Mandar
Did I?
19:49
I'm sorry, I have the memory of a goldfish
19:49
Daisy Kay
yes and then you asked a bunch of other questions
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
lol I remember now
19:50
I started growing boobs when I was ridiculously young
19:51
like 9
19:51
and for whatever reason I did not have an ass until I was 25
19:52
Daisy Kay
yeah that's how it is for every generation now
19:52
puberty is starting earlier and earlier.
19:52
Kommissar Mandar
My ass was flat as a board and then recently *poof*
19:52
Daisy Kay
a scary tim to be alive
19:53
going through puberty that is
19:53
Kommissar Mandar
any time is a scary time to be alive
19:53
Daisy Kay
lol
19:53
it's not fun
19:53
Kommissar Mandar
except the 20s
19:53
the 20s looked pretty cool
19:53
Daisy Kay
I'm a flapper
19:53
Kommissar Mandar
You'd look amazing dressed as a flapper
19:54
I know I was born in the wrong time
19:59
I would give anything to have been born in the past
20:00
Grow up during the 60s
20:01
or be an adult in the 80s even
20:01
Daisy Kay
Yeah I mean
20:01
maybe if I was born earlier or later...
20:02
but instead I was in the bad position of graduating around the dot-com bubble burst
20:02
it was dreadful
20:02
Kommissar Mandar
= (
20:03
Daisy Kay
haha
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
to make you feel better
20:05
I graduated just as the economy fell into its own butthole
20:05
= )
20:05
Daisy Kay
the internet economy is doing a LOT better though
20:06
Kommissar Mandar
That's true
20:06
Does SA make a lot of money?
20:06
Daisy Kay
enough to keep me paid
20:07
but I want more
20:07
I want more out of life than
20:07
doing a cartoon every single week
20:07
it's keeping me in this perpetual loop
20:07
Kommissar Mandar
that sounds like a dream life to me
20:07
but we're all different I guess
20:08
Daisy Kay
I just wanna make
20:08
movies and games and music videos and shows
20:08
Kommissar Mandar
You have the talent to do it
20:09
but even now, you have more fame than most could ever hope for
20:10
I would be happy if anything I wrote got recognition
20:13
but oh well
20:19
I'm just a simple person of simple needs
20:19
I'd be happy just living in a hippy commune out in the desert
20:21
I passed one driving through Nevada once at it looked awesome
20:21
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/104334423-abandoned-nothing-billboard-near-phoenix-az-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=vV%2fyLy5sWsAWpn7KwSHjD4zRqJEg9DpCsA0D8bNNEZqC9PElvEogSsvxyEIAOL6b
20:22
it was pretty awesome passing this
20:22
Daisy Kay
that is good
20:22
Kommissar Mandar
I miss the desert so much = (
20:23
Have you ever been to Arizona?
20:24
Daisy Kay
no. Just Texas, North Carolina, Virginia, Penn, NJ, Cali, Delaware, and Maryland
20:29
Kommissar Mandar
Living in AZ was the best 6 months of my life
20:31
I was in Cali for a day once
20:34
I drove out to LA
20:34
purdiest drive ever
20:39
though it's kind of unsettling to think about how easy it could have been for the car to just break down in the desert and get baked alive with no civilization for miles
20:41
My car battery died in Sedona once but I guess someone up there is looking out for me because it happened in a strip mall
20:42
it was July so if it happened in the middle of nowhere...yeah
20:42
Sent file desktop.ini.
20:45
Sent file IMG_0072.JPG.
20:47
this used to be my backyard...
20:48
Daisy Kay
Mmm
20:48
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file IMG_0170.JPG.
20:49
And this is where I went to go lay the pictures of my twin sister who drowned
20:49
jk
20:49
Daisy Kay
califooooorniaaaa
20:51
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha yes
20:52
random question
21:21
would you be willing do design a tattoo for my stepmom?
21:21
She just wants a ladybug
21:21
a small one
21:21
http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af109/manfrompoot/T2eC16hHJF0E9nmFTMvPBRUZSTUwoQ60_57_zps1967bc04.jpg
23:06
Luigi is killing me
23:06
What the hell I.....
23:06
Daisy Kay
yeah! I tweeted this! I love it.
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627464
23:37
This whole thread is amazing
23:37
Daisy Kay
it is the official soundtrack to the anime video
23:37
oh dear I'm not logged in at home
23:38
and I don't feel like searching for my long-ass password
23:38
Kommissar Mandar
poo
23:38
well when you do find it, it's a treasure trove of obscure video game stuff
23:38
like dis
23:39
http://i.imgur.com/kYrcK51.jpg
23:39
Daisy Kay
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/401477126227914752
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
Swearing in videogames was just not a big deal in Japan I suppose
23:41
Daisy Kay
well it doesn't mean anything
23:41
Kommissar Mandar
Like that infamous Sonic Episode where Sonic says SHIT
23:41
Daisy Kay
they're american cusswords
23:41
American cartoons used the word "spaz" a lot as a g-rated insult
23:42
but they stopped when it was learned that's a slur in europe.
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
I remember when Kenan said Crap! on All That once and I was beside myself
23:42
Daisy Kay
Crap and Freakin aren't cusswords.
23:43
they're on the list of "allowed" words
23:43
haha
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
Crap was a big deal back in 97'
23:44
Daisy Kay
I mean, according to Standards and Practices
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
Whether 'crap' was a curse or not was like the biggest debate when I was in 4th grade
23:44
Daisy Kay
there are words I consider rude but that I think should be allowed to be said in programming for kids...
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
nowadays, yeah
23:45
Daisy Kay
piss, shit, hell, damn, ass
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
http://i.imgur.com/sACvEJ1.jpg
23:46
I am not rad enough to even handle this
23:46
Daisy Kay
then there are words that I find disagreeable like bitch, cunt, pussy
23:47
Kommissar Mandar
yeah...
23:47
cunt is reserved for the big guns
23:47
My favorite word is asshole
23:48
Daisy Kay
I don't use it at all
23:48
It's the worst word.
23:48
I mean, besides...
23:48
Kommissar Mandar
I use it in my writing when I really wanna do damage in a scene
23:48
Daisy Kay
racist words
23:48
Kommissar Mandar
I have to be really, really, really mad to just use it irl
23:49
Daisy Kay
I stopped using any words that refer to the female anatomy as an insult
23:49
except boob because that's just silly
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
23:49
Me and my buddy were prank calling people in like 8th grade
23:49
Daisy Kay
but I mean, calling someone a pussy because they're weak? Fuck you. Telling someone to grow balls to be brave? Fuck you again.
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
and we reached Texas or something
23:50
and the dude was like "YOU'RE A BOOB!"
23:50
Daisy Kay
HAHA
23:50
yeah
23:50
it's funny because it's such an old-timey insult
23:50
like maroon
23:50
Kommissar Mandar
yes
23:50
or nincompoop
23:50
Daisy Kay
yes
23:50
ninnyhammer
23:50
dunderpate
23:50
Kommissar Mandar
nincompoop is my favorite
23:50
ahahahaha
23:50
dunderpate
23:51
I've never heard that
23:51
Daisy Kay
that literally means dumb head
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
that's awesome
23:51
Daisy Kay
but
23:51
yeah
23:51
the c word is the worst because
23:52
there isn't a word that you can call a guy that will be just as bad
23:52
it's unfair
23:52
Kommissar Mandar
you could call him a cock goblin
23:53
Daisy Kay
no
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
I suppose lol
23:53
Daisy Kay
yeah
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I know, it's more silly and not as bad
23:53
I think the weirdest combination of complement and insult ever said to me was...
23:54
Daisy Kay
I don't ever use gender-specific insults.
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
"Mandy's not a bitch, she's a cunt! She doesn't take shit from no one!"
23:54
My friends were wierd
23:54
Daisy Kay
pfft
23:55
if you call any of my friends a cunt I will kick your balls into your teeth
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
The image of that happening in my head kind of turned me on
23:56
Have you ever been in a fight?
23:56
Daisy Kay
yeah
23:57
I don't like it
23:57
Kommissar Mandar
well nobody really likes it
23:57
Daisy Kay
I hate hurting anyone, no matter how bad they are
23:57
and I can hurt
23:57
I can hurt someone bad
23:57
Kommissar Mandar
I've never been in a fight
23:57
really?
23:57
Daisy Kay
*flexes* I'm strong!
23:57
remember?
23:57
Kommissar Mandar
lol I remember that
23:58
but strength and fighting prowess do not go hand in hand
23:58
my ex boyfriend was in a good 30+ fights
23:58
he told me a lot about fighting
23:58
It's not so much about muscle, but how you can use it
23:59
Daisy Kay
I just went for brute strength
23:59
Sunday, 04. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
funnily enough
00:00
my ex boyfriend was shorter and weighed less than me
00:00
Daisy Kay
it was never planned just
00:00
yeah
00:00
I'm not violent.
00:00
Kommissar Mandar
What happened, if you don't mind me asking...
00:01
Daisy Kay
I just know when I'm in danger.
00:01
Kommissar Mandar
I mean, I think everyone should be able to defend themselves
00:01
Daisy Kay
I don't remember every time
00:01
but I do remember this one guy that tried to put his cigarette out in my hair so I clocked him in the face and sent him to the principal's office crying with a bloody nose and I got detention.
00:02
I sure learned my lesson: never defend yourself
00:02
Kommissar Mandar
eh, that's just how they handle shit
00:03
Self defense is something everyone should learn
00:03
Me of course, I never did
00:03
And if I got in a fight I'd probably be fucked 9 ways from sunday
00:03
So I just hope I never get in one
00:03
Sent file IMG_0132.JPG.
00:05
I tried to take up shooting in AZ but I SUCK at it
00:05
Daisy Kay
now that I think about it
00:06
it was impressive I fought anyone at all when I was a 90lb skeleton
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
I haven't been 90 lbs since I was 10 I think
00:06
again
00:06
it's not about mass, it's how you move it
00:07
Daisy Kay
I was under 100lbs up until I was about 15.
00:07
and then I turned into a big 240lb fatass by my 18th birthday.
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
I'm picturing a genie appearing
00:08
Daisy Kay
the insanely huge difference in body shapes I have been through...
00:08
it's weird and wonky
00:08
Kommissar Mandar
I will have to find my fatass prom pictures for you one day
00:08
Daisy Kay
but I guess I have my mild deformities to thank for that? Like...
00:08
I was all twisted up
00:08
and I guess my body's response was to fill in the empty areas with fat lol
00:09
Kommissar Mandar
You were all twisted?
00:09
Daisy Kay
lol
00:09
not literally
00:09
Kommissar Mandar
You don't look that way in your pictures
00:09
Daisy Kay
I think I talked about this
00:10
Kommissar Mandar
lol I know
00:10
well you told me about the hole
00:10
Daisy Kay
yeah
00:10
Kommissar Mandar
you didn't tell me you were twisted
00:10
Daisy Kay
that was the most noticable thing
00:10
Kommissar Mandar
Sorry, I'm just a very morbidly curious peson
00:10
person*
00:10
Daisy Kay
My organs are not in the right place.
00:11
Kommissar Mandar
how off are they?
00:11
like are they just slightly off-kilter or are they connected completely differently than the average person?
00:12
Daisy Kay
somewhat off-center
00:12
Kommissar Mandar
ah
00:12
Daisy Kay
it was actually pretty difficult for them to find my appendix
00:12
Kommissar Mandar
oh god did you have to get yours removed?
00:13
Daisy Kay
yeah. I actually have just
00:13
Kommissar Mandar
I have nightmares about that happening
00:13
Daisy Kay
a small mark in my belly button
00:13
and two dimples under my belly button
00:13
you can't even see the scar even if you look right into my belly button
00:14
it's barely noticable.
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
well that's good
00:14
Daisy Kay
it used to be very visible though ha ha
00:15
and I felt grossed out by it
00:15
Kommissar Mandar
battle scars
00:15
it's all good
00:15
I have one on each foot
00:15
from where they put the metal plates in
00:15
Daisy Kay
I have a very small, faint scar on the back of my right hand.
00:16
Kommissar Mandar
6 surgeries....and my feet are worse off = 3
00:16
from what?
00:16
Daisy Kay
a crazy person stabbed my hand when I was about eight.
00:18
with a broken piece of wood
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
the fuck...
00:18
Daisy Kay
and they had to take me to the hospital to get the splinters out
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
ow....
00:18
Daisy Kay
and I got threeee stitches... and that was the cool part! c:
00:19
Kommissar Mandar
it was just a random crazy person?
00:19
Daisy Kay
that's all I want to say
00:19
but
00:19
it was scary
00:19
a child should never be stabbed lol
00:19
Kommissar Mandar
i'm sorry you had to go through that, hun
00:19
*hugs you close*
00:20
The craziest thing a stranger did to me was whip his junk out at me in a Borders book store when I was 7
00:21
Daisy Kay
I should talk about happy stuff more
00:21
*holds you close*
00:21
Kommissar Mandar
I was holding a Little Mermaid pop up book
00:21
that I remember
00:21
Daisy Kay
no, that's never okay
00:21
Kommissar Mandar
lol this is me you're talking to
00:21
Ms. Morbidity
00:22
Daisy Kay
I know but
00:22
guys who gotta make everything about their dick
00:22
just gross me out
00:22
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, it was just some random guy
00:22
And I had no idea what the hell it was about
00:22
Like it didn't phase me too much as a kid but looking back I'm like 'wow, that was uffed up'
00:23
Daisy Kay
predators and creeps
00:24
Kommissar Mandar
yerp
00:24
Though I did scare the shit out of some creep in Vegas once
00:25
This drunk dude passing me by put his hand on my arm
00:25
And I swear to god
00:26
I temporarily turned into a Jedi
00:26
that's the only way I can explain this
00:26
I managed to twist my arm around his and lock it up, and I pulled his face to mine and said "touch me and I will rip your fucking arm off"
00:27
yeah...I have a thing about strangers touching me
00:27
I go a little apeshit
00:27
Daisy Kay
good
00:27
I can feel safe around you
00:28
Kommissar Mandar
aww = 3
00:28
Daisy Kay
I think that
00:28
women should always walk in groups
00:28
and when some dude thinks he's gonna harrass them
00:29
they can gang up on his ass
00:29
Kommissar Mandar
I guess that works if you're a woman with friends = (
00:29
but yeah, that is the smart thing
00:29
In retrospect, I've put myself in a lot of bad positions...
00:31
I often wonder why I'm not dead
00:32
Daisy Kay
I dunno I just
00:32
rarely ever felt safe around boys
00:32
and all the girls I knew were tough and rude and awesome
00:32
not at all like the girls on tv
00:33
Kommissar Mandar
I guess I got desensitized because all my friends were boys
00:33
for the most part awful boys....
00:33
girls just made fun of me = (
00:34
Daisy Kay
yeah see
00:34
I felt
00:34
stereotypical
00:34
because I was so soft spoken and gentle and clean and neat
00:34
that is one of the reasons I refuse to identify as one or the other
00:34
I will not be so easily defined by gender
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah....
00:35
When I was a teen I just wanted to magically become a boy so I could be normal...
00:35
Nowadays, I have an appreciation for both my body and my demeanor
00:36
Daisy Kay
*tugs at your waistband and takes a peek at your penis.*
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
So I'm happy with the way i am
00:36
oh babeh
00:36
careful, you might poke an eye out
00:36
Daisy Kay
*reaches into your pants and gently strokes your little cock.*
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
little? =O
00:37
Daisy Kay
*stares you right in the eye as she plays with it.*
00:37
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
00:37
Such sexy eyes.....*purrs and cups your chin*
00:37
Daisy Kay
*gives you a little kiss on the snoot*
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
*takes the flower from behind your ear and puts it behind mine*
00:38
*bends down and kisses you on the lips*
00:38
Daisy Kay
oh, you're such a tall boy!
00:42
Kommissar Mandar
*that's not the only way I'm big *winks**
00:43
*presses hard cock against your soft rump*
00:44
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks over her shoulder "Just what are you going to do with that?" She squeaks out softly. She rubs her butt against your erection teasingly.*
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
*groans at the stimulation*
00:48
well....
00:48
*licks your neck*
00:48
I wanna hear you say my name....
00:49
My boy name....
00:49
And then I'll tell you...
00:49
Daisy Kay
*giggles softly. "Oh, are you sure you don't wanna beg for it, little boy?" she teases, even though she's shorter than you. She presses right back against you aggressively, narrowing her eyes.*
00:52
Kommissar Mandar
if you insist....
00:52
*gets on knees*
00:53
*Daisy, it's an honor that you would even look upon me*
00:54
*pulls off your shoe gently and begins kissing your foot*
00:54
Daisy Kay
*Puts her hands on her hips, She rolls her eyes and smirks as you kiss her foot. "Okay, don't do that, it's gross." She gently pats your head. She grabs your cheeks and makes you look up at her. "what do you really want, hmm?"*
00:55
Kommissar Mandar
*I want to make love to the most beautiful Lady on Earth*
00:57
*rises to feet and dips you*
00:57
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles as you dip her backwards. "Oh my. You really think you can handle me, boy?" she looks into your eyes. She reaches down and grabs your crotch and gives it a hard squeeze. It's just enough to send a message without hurting you. She smirks wickedly.*
00:59
((heh heh, sorry, girls gotta have power over boys in my fantasy. c: ))
00:59
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmmm
01:00
*I dare to say I can (smirks)*
01:00
Daisy Kay
*Daisy forces herself forward and grabs your sides, pressing you against the wall. Though she's shorter she shows some impressive strength.*
01:01
Kommissar Mandar
mmm beauty AND strength....
01:02
*You are like the ancient Greek sorceress Circe who turned her men to pets*
01:02
*I want you to show Amadeus who's boss*
01:03
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks deep into your eyes as she strokes you outside of your pants. "Would you like me to suck your cock, Amadeus?" she whispers to you. "or do you want something else?"*
01:04
Kommissar Mandar
I would like that more than anything else in this world, Daisy
01:05
Daisy Kay
*Daisy reaches into her front pocket and pulls out her cute pink phone. She aims it at you "would you pee your pants for it?" she grins and stares at you with wild, lusty eyes. She just loves seeing you squirm and beg for her.*
01:07
Kommissar Mandar
For a woman, I would say no
01:07
But I am before a goddess tonight
01:07
Therefore, I oblige
01:07
*closes eyes and concentrates*
01:08
Daisy Kay
*Daisy holds her phone in front of her, starting at your face and slowly panning down to your crotch.*
01:08
Kommissar Mandar
*you watch as warm wetness floods Amadeus' trousers*
01:08
Daisy Kay
*Daisy licks her lips. She mostly just enjoys watching you shame yourself for her amusement. She digs her free hand between her legs. "Oh Amadeus! I can't believe you actually did that? I only asked if you would. I didn't tell you to do it..." she shoves her phone into her pocket. "Look at you... pathetic little boy, all wet and horny over me." She steps closer. She reaches for your crotch and ever so slightly touches it with her fingertips. She loves seeing you in agony.*
01:10
Kommissar Mandar
You saucy devil....
01:11
You like causing me pain, don't you, you succubus?
01:12
Well....
01:12
Then I suppose it wouldn't phase you...
01:12
To choke me...
01:12
Daisy Kay
*Daisy darts forward, knocking you back and placing her small hand over your windpipe. She stares into your eyes. "Is that what you want you disgusting little pervert?" She squeezes a bit, watching your face.*
((just so you know, I refuse to take part in this for real. For fantasy purposes I am okay with it though. c: ))
01:14
Kommissar Mandar
Oh god this is what I want, I squeak out...
01:15
harder....
01:15
please...
01:16
Daisy Kay
*Daisy squeezes a bit harder, watching your face redden. She clutches your throat with both hands. She eases up a bit, just enough for you to breath, but still enough to limit your oxygen. She stares into your eyes as they roll to the back of your head. "You'll probably cum your pants before I even get to your dick..."*
01:17
Kommissar Mandar
*groans in both pleasure and pain, completely lost to ecstacy*
01:18
*if you keep choking me, i just might*
01:18
Daisy Kay
*Daisy grins, hearing you strain to talk "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that..." She keeps her thumbs pressed firmly on your throat, staring at you. You can see sparkling lights and your head feels like it's floating. She's careful, but aggressive. She places her knee against your crotch. She breathes deep and hard as she chokes you so close to the edge but always keeping you in place.*
01:20
Kommissar Mandar
*The image of Daisy blurrs and refocuses repeatedly in my eyes*
01:21
*one of my eyes turns scarlet around the iris and I moan loader, making deep, animalistic sounds in my throat...hungry sounds*
01:22
Daisy Kay
*Daisy leans in close, pressing her snoot against yours. Her knee grinds against your wet erection as she holds her body so near to you. Her hot breath flows over your face as she squeezes your throat tighter, only to loosen the grip again. She squeezes some more and holds it there, carefully counting in her head to make sure she deprives you just enough to arouse you.*
01:24
Kommissar Mandar
*You feel my cock growing harder against your knee as I lay there with my chest heaving pathetically*
01:26
*I raise a shaking hand to your ungodly beautiful face and stroke your cheek gently, thanking you for the blissful torment*
01:27
*it hurts.....so good*
01:27
Daisy Kay
*Daisy cocks her head a bit. "You pitiful little boy. You're lucky I'm even touching you." She presses her face to your hand as you stroke her cheek. She looks down at you with a smug expression. She wonders how long you can possibly handle such torture. She keeps her gaze locked on yours.*
01:28
Kommissar Mandar
*I want you to push my limits, see how much I can take*
01:29
*I'm yours...to do with what you please*
01:30
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tucks in her bottom lip. She grips you tighter and holds it. She stares down at you, watching carefully as you turn from red to purple. She keeps a look out for your body language. She wants to hurt you, but she wants you to stay awake for it.*
01:30
Kommissar Mandar
*chest heaves...I am your toy, I want nothing more than to be your toy*
01:31
*I would walk over a field of broken glass just to bring you a rose*
01:32
*hurt me, sweet princess, hurt me...*
01:32
*squirms underneath you*
01:34
*drools slightly*
01:34
Daisy Kay
*She narrows her eyes a bit. "this is what you want? You dirty little boy..." She presses her body to yours, rubbing her crotch against your crotch, not caring if you get her wet. "I don't think you know your own limits, child..."*
01:35
((I hope I am making you hot...))
01:35
Kommissar Mandar
You don't even know...
01:35
((I have been choked in real life and it's amazing))
01:36
*Daisy..would I be allowed to make love to you, while you choke me?*
01:37
Daisy Kay
*opens her mouth. She puts her lips onto yours and sucks in. It feels like she's sucking your soul through your throat. She lifts her head up. "No. I want you to cum in your pants, and I want to feel it..." she keeps grinding her hips, feeling your wet crotch on hers.*
01:38
Kommissar Mandar
*ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
01:39
*Yes, princess...*
01:39
Daisy Kay
*Puts her lips back on you, breathing you in.*
01:39
Kommissar Mandar
*the combination of suffocation and the pressure on my throat is unbelievably pleasurable*
01:40
*oh god, suck on my mouth harder*
01:40
*I want to be pushed past my limits*
01:40
*Show me what a foolhardy masochist I am*
01:40
((I am a foolhardy masochist IRL))
01:41
Daisy Kay
*You feel like you're deflating under her. You gasp and choke. She doesn't let up. She can see tears rolling down your face. She feels like she's going to explode herself. You feel her crotch heating up as she is about orgasm as well. She bucks her hips against you.*
01:41
Kommissar Mandar
*oh...jesus....christ....*gasp**
01:42
*Amadeus other eye turns scarlet*
01:42
Daisy Kay
*Daisy puts her entire body's weight on you.*
01:42
Kommissar Mandar
*OH GOD*
01:42
*You hear bones crackle in Amadeus neck slightly*
01:43
Daisy Kay
*Her arms tremble as she tries to use up the last of her strength on the boy's neck. She growls a bit. "Come on... come on..." she chants between breaths.*
01:43
Kommissar Mandar
*Amadeus cock throbs underneath your body*
01:43
*I....can't....take it...anymore*
01:44
*Amadeus cock explodes underneath you, spraying semen*
01:44
Daisy Kay
*Daisy thrusts downward, forcing her crotch to yours, feeling you cum through layers of clothing and even soaking into her jeans. She moans and trembles as she orgasms as well.*
01:44
*Lies on top of you, stroking your hair. "That... was clearly for you..."*
01:45
*kisses your snoot.*
01:45
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
01:45
*looks at you through bloodied, red eyes*
01:46
*you're...an angel*
01:46
*Pulls you close and holds you*
01:46
*You smell so nice....*
01:46
Daisy Kay
*snuggles you "and you smell terrible... but that's okay, my lovely little boy..."*
01:48
*giggles and kisses your neck*
01:48
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs at the stimulation, having just came*
01:48
*squirms*
01:48
Daisy Kay
I personally would rather you keep that as a fantasy. It's too dangerous...
01:49
but at least in a fantasy you can go beyond limits...
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I know mishaps happen...
01:49
Daisy Kay
*nods*
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
Like I said, sometimes I wonder why I'm alive
01:49
But shit, it feels so fucking amazing
01:49
Daisy Kay
It's a common thing.
01:49
that and being tied up
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
That actually happened with my eye once
01:50
Daisy Kay
they're the most common fantasies...
01:50
with men and women, across the board.
01:50
Kommissar Mandar
my ex choked me so hard I looked in the mirror and my eye was blood red
01:50
and then I ran around his house screaming BOW BEFORE EURON CROW'S EYE like the asshole that I am
01:50
Daisy Kay
Yes. When you don't get enough oxygen your vessels will burst.
01:50
That is science.
01:50
Kommissar Mandar
lol I know
01:51
but yeah, it's the combination of pressure and suffocation that's just...wowza
01:51
Daisy Kay
I can't bring myself to harm someone even for their pleasure. Heh.
01:52
But I will spank you until you cry
01:52
Kommissar Mandar
You're a big ol' sweetie : 3
01:52
Daisy Kay
I will make your butt SO red.
01:52
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh
01:52
I love getting spanked...
01:52
One time my ex actually seized me by the waist of my jeans, turned me upside down, and shook me onto the floor like a can of peaches
01:53
Daisy Kay
I've done so many naughty things for ladies *blushes*
01:54
Kommissar Mandar
oh? : 3
01:54
Daisy Kay
yeah like
01:54
I have wiped a few butts even *laughs nervously*
01:54
The thing is though, my nose is so sensitive, so I make them take this stuff called Bismuth Subgallate.
01:55
Kommissar Mandar
ooh?
01:55
by the way
01:55
I am phased by nothing
01:56
Daisy Kay
it's like, I have some hard limits IRL.
01:56
haha
01:56
and that's one of them. If you're going to do THAT then you better be taking Devrom pills.
01:56
I actually take them every day because it also works as a regular deorderant too.
01:57
Kommissar Mandar
I'll be honest
01:57
Daisy Kay
You can't just sit around and not bathe, but it does prevent stuff like sweat odor
01:57
Kommissar Mandar
I have never shit nor peed my pants
01:57
Daisy Kay
I haven't either haha
01:57
c:
01:57
Kommissar Mandar
well...there was that one time I was really high an my cousin called me a bum and for some reason that made me laugh until I pissed
01:58
Daisy Kay
I was always the caretaker.
01:58
Kommissar Mandar
but
01:58
i'm willing to try anything
01:58
Because I know my fetishes are...out there
01:58
Daisy Kay
it felt good to be needed
01:58
of course that has been taken advantage of
01:58
Kommissar Mandar
yeah? =/
01:58
Daisy Kay
but
01:59
Kommissar Mandar
I can see that happening
01:59
Daisy Kay
still
01:59
I like to make cute babygirls happy.
01:59
*plays with your toes.*
01:59
Kommissar Mandar
*giggles*
01:59
Daisy Kay
*gives your butt a hard swat*
01:59
Kommissar Mandar
*YELP*
01:59
Well, I would let you do anything to me
02:00
I like being a slave *blushes*
02:00
Daisy Kay
You might want to try wetting yourself, but don't mess on yourself while alone. You'll need someone there to clean you. I've heard some embarrassing stories.
02:01
How about feeling helpless?
02:01
Kommissar Mandar
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
02:01
Daisy Kay
I've been told that's a big part of it
02:01
Kommissar Mandar
that's what Manderz lives for
02:01
Lemme tell ya
02:01
Daisy Kay
because you need someone to
02:01
take care of you
02:02
you can't do it all on your own
02:02
someone to feed you and clean you and give you a bath...
02:02
dress you up
02:02
*tickles your tummy* you need a Mama.
02:03
Kommissar Mandar
ye : 3
02:03
I have never had a Mama : 3
02:03
It sounds amazing...
02:03
My thing has always been just brutality
02:03
Like, hold me down and break me down until I submit
02:04
Daisy Kay
I've only ever used restraints on one girl...
02:04
it was her thing
02:04
Kommissar Mandar
I prefer just bare hands
02:04
Daisy Kay
and yeah a few gilrs have asked me to choke them before
02:04
but
02:04
I couldn't
02:04
Kommissar Mandar
no, I get you
02:04
It's safer not to
02:04
I should know, I've had a misshap before...
02:05
Not with me
02:05
But I got too rough taunting someone
02:05
Without getting into too much detail
02:06
I basically almost severed a jugular
02:06
I felt terrible about it...
02:06
That's when I learned to leave my teeth out of anything sexual
02:06
I was too used to my ex, who was beastly
02:07
And I went at it like I would with him, and didn't realize my own strength
02:07
I actually think leather and restraints in BSDM are cheesy and corny
02:08
Daisy Kay
haha
02:08
Kommissar Mandar
It's all flesh and fists and nails or it's nuthin
02:08
Daisy Kay
well then phew
02:08
haha
02:08
yeah um
02:08
I dunno just
02:08
Kommissar Mandar
Sorry, I don't mean to come off creepy = (
02:09
Daisy Kay
I like it when your shame is your own fault.
02:09
Kommissar Mandar
HAHA well let me tell you my life story!
02:09
Daisy Kay
Rather than holding you down physically
02:09
Kommissar Mandar
BUD DUMP SISSSSSS
02:09
Daisy Kay
I do it physchologically
02:09
Kommissar Mandar
see now I've never had that
02:10
And that's what I find so awesome about it
02:10
Daisy Kay
I personally like that being done to me sometimes
02:10
Kommissar Mandar
It's new.....
02:10
Daisy Kay
though not always
02:10
Yeah
02:10
I was starting off trying to make you feel small.
02:10
Kommissar Mandar
It's something you do really well it seems...
02:10
Daisy Kay
weak and helpless and also desperate for me...
02:11
*holds your hands.*
02:11
Kommissar Mandar
I think I find it hotter than anything physical
02:11
Daisy Kay
I just prefer for
02:11
boys to be under the thumb of girls
02:11
that's why I suddenly got all hardcore on you
02:12
heh heh
02:12
I was like "yes, this is my thing"
02:12
Kommissar Mandar
I just like to be dominated
02:12
I like to be under a thumb
02:12
and squished like a little ant
02:12
Daisy Kay
boys need to be put in their place.
02:12
this is so personal
02:13
*blushes hotly*
02:13
Kommissar Mandar
I think deep down boys want to be put in their place
02:13
: 3
02:13
i think that's why I got off so much on dating 'tough guys'
02:13
because in the end
02:14
no matter how hard they went at me
02:14
at the end of the day
02:14
Daisy Kay
I like to see boys cry.
02:14
shhh
02:14
Kommissar Mandar
Holy shit, so do I
02:14
Grown men crying...is the hottest thing
02:15
Daisy Kay
also
02:15
I like to call them boys
02:15
haha
02:15
Kommissar Mandar
d'aww
02:15
Daisy Kay
they say girls all the time
02:16
so
02:16
fuck you, you're a boy
02:16
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
02:16
I like the word 'broad'
02:16
it's so old timey : 3
02:16
Daisy Kay
for real just say women now and then
02:16
it's not hard
02:16
Kommissar Mandar
or 'dame'
02:16
Daisy Kay
ha ha I'm against broad
02:16
also dame
02:16
I'll also use "girls" in the same context as boys
02:17
and other times I will say ladies or women
02:17
Kommissar Mandar
I like Lady
02:17
that's what i use most often
02:17
Daisy Kay
as long as it's not before "m'"
02:17
Kommissar Mandar
i used that before on you, I'm sorry = (
02:18
Daisy Kay
haha
02:18
you know
02:18
fedoras were a feminist symbol
02:18
they were worn by hardcore women
02:18
Kommissar Mandar
*reddit just exploded*
02:18
Daisy Kay
yeah
02:18
reappropriated culture ruined them.
02:19
Kommissar Mandar
I tried wearing a fedora once and I just never liked how it looked on me
02:19
and yeah...I don't like the way they look on anyone now
02:20
the innernet ruined them
02:20
I'm still wearing this Tails hat like a dork
02:21
Let me just say
02:22
You're the sexiest person I have ever come across
02:22
And I mean that
02:23
Daisy Kay
you're cute as a button
02:23
a butt on a button
02:23
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
02:23
ahahaha
02:23
I have to say
02:29
and don't get scared
02:29
but my weirdest fetish
02:29
that makes people walk away from me
02:30
Daisy Kay
I have been around the block with a lot of freaky ladies
02:30
Kommissar Mandar
brothers and sisters
02:30
Daisy Kay
yeah, that's common
02:30
Kommissar Mandar
really?
02:30
Daisy Kay
Yeah. I mean... and...
02:30
it's a fantasy
02:31
Kommissar Mandar
I get a lot of flack for it
02:31
Daisy Kay
you can break any taboo you want in a fantasy
02:31
Kommissar Mandar
I don't want it to be fantasy though....
02:31
but
02:31
I don't have a brother
02:31
Daisy Kay
I'll be your little sister even.
02:31
Kommissar Mandar
so that's as much as it can be for me
02:31
Daisy Kay
and I'll suck your diiiick
02:31
Kommissar Mandar
awww : 3
02:31
Daisy Kay
power dynamics based on size... where the littler one dominates the bigger one
02:32
that one is fascinating.
02:32
And it worked on me
02:32
because, well
02:33
I need to have that power
02:33
I need to feel powerful against a larger male
02:33
I need to break him down.
02:33
Kommissar Mandar
Ya makin me hot, Daisy...
02:33
Daisy Kay
While I didn't like the choking
02:33
I did like making you feel weak
02:33
Kommissar Mandar
You really don't know how much I loved feeling weak....
02:34
Daisy Kay
and if I was the boy
02:34
I'd want you to do the same to me
02:34
mmmph...
02:34
my big sister taking advantage of me *blushes*
02:34
Kommissar Mandar
I would do it for you
02:34
And I promise not to tear your throat out : 3
02:35
Daisy Kay
*whispers softly* nooo~~
02:35
it's wrong, sis...
02:35
don't touch me like that
02:35
*blushes all over*
02:35
Kommissar Mandar
Little brother...you need to know what a woman's touch feels like
02:35
Daisy Kay
*feels guilty as hell*
02:35
Kommissar Mandar
This will be our little secret....
02:35
*You wanna know what a woman's touch feels like, don't you?*
02:36
*Admit it, you like it....*
02:36
*Twists your ear*
02:36
Daisy Kay
Mmmph!
02:37
Kommissar Mandar
*twists harder*
02:37
*well.....if you're so ashamed....*
02:38
*then what is THIS? *brushes hand against your crotch to feel your hardness you're trying so desparately to conceal*
02:38
Daisy Kay
*nuzzles your snoot*
02:39
you're not so bad.
02:39
Kommissar Mandar
*awww, see? you do like it...*
02:39
Daisy Kay
I mean, you are bad.
02:39
But not that bad.
02:39
*spanks your bottom*
02:40
*sleepily leans on you.*
02:40
Kommissar Mandar
*I know I'm bad...*
02:40
*awww, you wanna sleep in Big Sis' bed tonight?*
02:41
Daisy Kay
*blushes warmly* you'll let me? Even after last time?
02:41
Kommissar Mandar
Of course = )
02:44
*what was it that happened last time again, little brother?*
02:44
Daisy Kay
hehehe
02:46
*curls up beside you*
02:46
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm purrs*
02:47
*puts her arms around you*
02:47
*i'll keep you warm tonight, brother*
02:48
*snuggles*
02:52
*glomps*
19:25
Daisy Kay
glomped by a chibi
20:54
Kommissar Mandar
so DeviantArt
20:54
rewatching Game of Thrones
20:59
fucking love this show
20:59
I really want to make a fan art
21:04
Daisy Kay
of throws?
21:05
fan art of throws?
21:05
Kommissar Mandar
yus lol
21:05
There was this amazing theory on SA
21:05
That two of the main characters were mermaids
21:06
which sounds absolutely ridiculous
21:06
but when you read it, it makes perfect sense
21:06
like scary sense
21:06
So now I wanna draw them as mermaids :3
21:06
Daisy Kay
I never read the book or tv show
21:06
Kommissar Mandar
it's about as ridiculous as saying Walter White from Breaking Bad is a tree wizard
21:07
but it actually makes sense when broken down
21:07
also I've never drawn mer people
21:08
but it seems like a fun endeavor
21:08
I've been meaning to make a kickass mermaid picture for a while
21:09
Daisy Kay
I have drawn a lot of mermaids
21:10
I drew both the NES and SNES mermaids from Warios Woods
21:10
Kommissar Mandar
oooh, they're purdy
21:12
Daisy Kay
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/312398767292825600
21:12
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/398336974328573953
21:12
Kommissar Mandar
You draw the most adorable Sonics :3
21:12
I've never played Warios Woods but the mermaids look cool
21:13
http://www.moviefleece.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Varys-Littlefinger.png
21:14
Daisy Kay
spaghetti!
21:14
Kommissar Mandar
These are the two dudes I'm gonna draw as merpeople
21:15
I wish I could draw like...surreal shit
21:21
that's what I always try to do but it never comes out that way
21:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW_oMKGMQaU
22:24
My favorite version : 3
22:25
Daisy Kay
Yes I am familiar with this too
22:26
This movie is a loooot longer than people remember it to be
22:26
Kommissar Mandar
It's a beauty though
22:26
Did you hear about the crazy dude who thinks it's real, and engraves insane ramblings about it all over the country?
22:27
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles
22:28
If I was walking down the street at night alone and saw that I'd be unsettled to say the least...
22:28
Daisy Kay
The movie could be improved by giving it a slightly quicker pace. Some scenes work in slow motion. Others do not.
22:29
Kommissar Mandar
Or just cut a bit out of the 'stargate' scene
22:30
that is just really uneccessarily long
22:30
Daisy Kay
*bounces you on her knee.*
22:34
Kommissar Mandar
weeeee : 3
22:34
We gonna watch cartoons while you feed me cereal? : 3
22:35
or you could just spank me like the petulant child I am
22:45
Sent file butt.jpg.
22:45
Daisy Kay
All little boys are naughty. That's why they gotta be kept in line. *She swats your perfectly round rump.*
22:46
Kommissar Mandar
*yelps*
22:47
*Mama Daisy, that stings....= (*
22:47
Daisy Kay
*Wags her finger at you "well maybe if you were more mature and behaved like your little sister I wouldn't have to spank your bottom all the time..."*
22:49
Kommissar Mandar
*little sister is just a big kiss-ass!*
22:53
*stomps feet*
22:53
*whips down pants and moons you with his tongue out*
22:54
Monday, 05. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
Two Fuck Ups captures the story of my life = 3
18:05
Daisy Kay
*cuddle*
19:29
Kommissar Mandar
aww : 3
19:29
*squeezes you till you can't breathe*
19:30
When I had my old apartment in Jersey with my cousin that comic was literally us every night
19:30
we would go in the bathroom and take a Jamaican shower
19:30
Daisy Kay
it was just like
19:30
there was an urgency to do it
19:30
and the reason was
19:31
"to get high"
19:31
and that's funny to me
19:31
Kommissar Mandar
lol I know
19:31
halp me smoke dis weed
19:31
Daisy Kay
QUICKLY
19:31
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
19:31
I fucking love your style of humor
19:31
Daisy Kay
we need to smoke weed RIGHT NOW
19:31
why
19:31
TO GET HIGH
19:31
Kommissar Mandar
that was seriously me and my cousin IRL
19:32
fire up the shower
19:32
steam up the bathroom
19:32
QUICKLY
19:32
Daisy Kay
pip pip pip pip
19:32
Kommissar Mandar
WE'VE BEEN HOME FROM WORK FOR 20 MINUTES AND WE ARE STILL SOBER
19:32
UNNACCEPTABLE!
19:32
So whens the next LP with you and lowtax?
19:34
Daisy Kay
~bleh
19:35
or
19:35
whatever
19:35
Kommissar Mandar
I heard he's a stickler for audio
19:35
also I use the word stickler whenever possible
19:35
Daisy Kay
beep
19:35
Kommissar Mandar
I love it
19:36
Daisy Kay
*looks down at you* beep
19:36
Kommissar Mandar
don't you use that language with me, missy!
19:36
Daisy Kay
plurp
19:36
Kommissar Mandar
plape
19:36
stay dench or get frimponged, sucka
19:37
Daisy Kay
mess with me one more time horkle and I'll bash your konky in
19:38
Kommissar Mandar
yaay my dad's going to pick up White Castle
19:40
the highlight of my night
19:41
chicken rings : 3
19:41
Daisy Kay
eat junk food, smoke weed, and pee your pampers
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
if only I had weed to smoke
19:42
Daisy Kay
well two out of three
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
two out of three ain't doing too bad
19:42
Daisy Kay
oh!
19:42
play video games
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
Yes!
19:42
that I can do!
19:42
I can scream at Castlevania some more
19:43
Daisy Kay
you wont even have to hit the pause button just play and play
19:43
*ruffles your hair*
19:43
*pinches your cheeks*
19:43
Kommissar Mandar
yuuusss
19:43
Daisy Kay
*ties ribbons on you*
19:44
Kommissar Mandar
oooh, I look pretty : 3
19:44
What's your favorite Zelda game?
19:44
Daisy Kay
um
19:47
Link's Awakening
19:47
Kommissar Mandar
I have never actually played that one
19:47
but I know its one of the best
19:47
Daisy Kay
I don't have a favorite Mario because they're all so good
19:47
Kommissar Mandar
I've been meaning to get around to downloading it and giving it a whirl
19:47
My favorite's Majora's Mask
19:48
I love the style and dark feel of it
19:48
It carries a lot of deep subtext
19:48
Daisy Kay
I think that Mario 64 is still the best 3D platformer. People like to say it doesn't hold up but they are wrong. The controls and camera were actually perfect.
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
It's like Ganon was a man who was just thirsty for power
19:49
whereas the skull kid was essentially a broken person who just wanted the world to know his pain...
19:49
bulll fucking shit
19:49
I still play Mario 64
19:49
Daisy Kay
I was just thinkin about how
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
I have it for DS too
19:50
Daisy Kay
I wanted an atari 2600 when I was a kid
19:50
and I actually enjoyed the ET game (any kid I knew with an Atari had it)
19:50
Kommissar Mandar
You...enjoyed ET?
19:51
Truth be told, I have never played it
19:51
I have watched many a video demo-ing it though
19:51
Daisy Kay
It's a complex game
19:52
Kommissar Mandar
it looks frustrating as all hell
19:52
Daisy Kay
people loved the other one
19:52
um
19:52
Indiana Jones
19:52
I personally found that one a lot more complicated but
19:52
for some reason people loved that and hated ET
19:52
It has lots of easter eggs too
19:53
Kommissar Mandar
they were both waayy frustrating it looks like
19:55
I dunno, Indiana Jones had a certain charm to it
19:56
made you feel like an adventurer I suppose
19:56
ET was like...I'm this alien falling into pits and crap
19:56
Daisy Kay
the Indiana Jones game was also more abstract
19:57
you could kind of tell what the characters and items were supposed to be in ET
19:57
Kommissar Mandar
they actually managed to unearth the cartridges in New Mexico lol
19:59
Daisy Kay
yeah
20:00
it's no surprise that they were there
20:00
it's just that no one has ever really
20:00
dug them up
20:00
naturally it took a big corporation (Microsoft I think?) in order to get to them.
20:01
Kommissar Mandar
the concept of a game flopping so badly that was actually buried is just hysterical
20:02
Another fun fact
20:03
Daisy Kay
it was ET and Pac-Man
20:03
they made more pac-man carts than atari systems
20:04
expecting it would sell so well that they'd have to manufacture more systems
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
Many Atari Jaguar CDs have been repainted and used as dental equipment
20:04
Daisy Kay
come on
20:04
the dumbest move
20:04
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I had an atari 2600 now
20:07
I never got to have one
20:07
it was a bit before my time
20:08
Daisy Kay
I got one once.
20:08
I used to have so many games
20:08
but most of them got sold or lost when I moved out here
20:08
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
20:09
I left my precious N64 in AZ but it barely worked anyway
20:10
Daisy Kay
I still have my N64 and Dreamcast with me.
20:10
Kommissar Mandar
Still got my 1st edition Majora's Mask cart with me though = 3
20:10
Daisy Kay
I broke my dreamcast fishing rod controller when filming something but that's okay. It was worth it.
20:10
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
20:11
now I'm curious as to what you were filming
20:11
Daisy Kay
http://twitpic.com/7oxdvr
20:11
just that
20:11
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
20:12
I'm trying to make out what games are in the pile
20:13
I see something for Sega Saturn
20:13
Daisy Kay
lol
20:13
well the title is huge
20:13
and one letter
20:13
Kommissar Mandar
I hope it's Deep Fear
20:13
Daisy Kay
D.
20:13
Kommissar Mandar
oh, I was looking at the other one
20:14
Daisy Kay
well the other one is too brightly lit to see
20:14
Kommissar Mandar
Deep Fear is such a turd
20:14
Daisy Kay
the N64 carts that are visible are Kirby Crystal Shards and Donkey Kong 64
20:14
lol
20:16
Kommissar Mandar
ooh
20:16
Daisy Kay
looking at it again
20:16
I can see the spring flying off to the left
20:16
and the orange knob on the floor
20:16
Kommissar Mandar
haha ow wow, I see it now
20:17
I begged my parents for a Sega Saturn but never got one =(
20:18
that shiz had Sonic R
20:19
I actually really liked Sonic R
20:19
Daisy Kay
we were poor so uh
20:19
if we got games we were extremely lucky
20:19
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I getcha = (
20:19
Daisy Kay
I remember getting bargain bin games
20:20
and being grateful for it
20:20
I cherished Bubsy on the SNES because it came from someone special.
20:21
I knew it was awful
20:21
but it meant a lot to me, personally
20:21
Kommissar Mandar
I've never played it
20:22
I just know the one for PS1 was awful
20:22
I actually thought Bubsy for the atari jaguar looked pretty cool
20:22
Daisy Kay
it is worse
20:23
not worse than 3d
20:23
but compared to the SNES and Genesis versions it's actually a downgrade
20:23
which is saying something
20:23
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow
20:24
Daisy Kay
time to eat and exercise
20:24
Kommissar Mandar
I'm curious now, imma download it
20:25
Tuesday, 06. May 2014
Daisy Kay
I am home
15:18
Kommissar Mandar
ooh yay
15:20
how was work?
15:20
Daisy Kay
fine.
15:20
Kommissar Mandar
awesome
15:21
Daisy Kay
awesome and fine.
15:22
Kommissar Mandar
ye : 3
15:23
I have a random urge to play Yoshi's Cookie
15:23
Daisy Kay
now I do too
15:23
Kommissar Mandar
Haa haa!
15:23
you caught the infection
15:23
Daisy Kay
I think Yossy No Cookie is on my GB multicart
15:23
Kommissar Mandar
I just downloaded it
15:24
I wanna play Mario Paint too, but last time I tried to it literally broke snes9x and almost crashed my computer for some reason
15:26
like the whole thing just started spazzing out
15:26
it was a disaster
15:26
Daisy Kay
I guess I don't have it
15:26
Just Yoshi, the puzzle game
15:26
it's on this cart three times under three different localized names
15:27
Kommissar Mandar
ah
15:27
Daisy Kay
Yossy No Tamago
15:27
Kommissar Mandar
I would rent the shit out of Yoshi's Cookie from EZ video back in the day
15:28
I don't think I actually every owned it
15:28
Daisy Kay
I got it for $4.99 from a rental place
15:29
ah, those were the days, when video rental stores started to sell their used games
15:29
That is also how I got Paper Mario for so cheap.
15:29
Kommissar Mandar
aww
15:29
I miss that shit
15:29
Daisy Kay
I think I got it for $30 in the box with everything
15:30
Kommissar Mandar
nice!
15:30
the dude at my EZ video was so nice
15:31
I rented Thumbelina so many times he let me have it : 3
15:31
that reminds me
15:31
I passed by the weirdest thing the other day
15:31
Daisy Kay
Bluth Thumbelina?
15:31
Kommissar Mandar
I was driving up in North Jersey
15:31
no
15:32
It was some anime version
15:32
Daisy Kay
OH
15:32
yes, yes...
15:32
Kommissar Mandar
You know the one? =O
15:32
Daisy Kay
The ones they showed on Nickelodeon
15:32
Kommissar Mandar
With the frog and the witch who wore the mask
15:32
Daisy Kay
it was an 80s to early 90s thing
15:32
Kommissar Mandar
I never actually saw it aired on television
15:33
Daisy Kay
they didn't edit a thing
15:34
that's how it was back then. Review boards must have been small or just didn't exist
15:34
Kommissar Mandar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hH5HLvzqP0
15:36
god, this was the best version...
15:37
Daisy Kay
I looked
15:37
I didn't see this
15:37
Kommissar Mandar
oh really?
15:37
this was the one I watched 23094823048 times
15:37
god, I forgot how trippy this was...
15:39
Daisy Kay
did you ever watch unico
15:39
Kommissar Mandar
No, I've never heard of that
15:40
oh wow
15:40
was it made by the same guy who made Kimba the White Lion?
15:40
Daisy Kay
lol Maya's voice
15:40
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, she screams a lot lol
15:41
Daisy Kay
sounds like me lol
15:41
Yeah Unico is one of Tezuka's 10,000 creations.
15:42
Kommissar Mandar
lol I love when you scream
15:42
Daisy Kay
I tend to get all
15:43
stuffed up like that
15:43
her voice is deeper though
15:43
Kommissar Mandar
The chief God from Unico sounds like Jollo from King's Quest 6
15:43
Shit, that's uffed up
15:43
They just ban hammered Unico = (
15:44
Do you remember The Last Unicorn? : 3
15:48
Daisy Kay
yeah
15:48
Kommissar Mandar
That was my favorite thing ever...
15:49
I actually met the author of the book
15:49
Got a signed copy of the graphic novel : 3
15:49
Unicorns always gotta be alone... = (
15:50
Daisy Kay
Paul Coker Jr did a lot of character design back then.
15:51
his style adapted pretty well into Japanese animation.
15:51
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, Last Unicorn had a very anime feel to it
15:53
Daisy Kay
A lot of American animation from that era was shipped to Japan.
15:54
Japanese animation used to be very cost effective for the kind of output you got.
15:54
then things moved to Korea, China...
15:54
now India.
15:54
there's actually tons of cheap overseas studios now, from all over poor countries.
15:56
Kommissar Mandar
I'm pretty sure that's what happened with Jem and The Holograms
15:57
Daisy Kay
It all depended on where the animation was shipped
15:57
but the highest quality stuff usually came from Japan.
15:57
Disney were the last people to use Japanese studios for television programs.
15:58
in America.
15:59
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, Last Unicorn was absolutely gorgeous
15:59
Daisy Kay
I like Paul Coker's buck toothed characters
15:59
I guess that did rub off on me...
15:59
Kommissar Mandar
I was so happy when I found out they're making Jem and the Holograms into a movie : 3
15:59
haha *looks at your avatar*
15:59
Daisy Kay
hehe, that's snaggle teeth
16:00
I like snaggle teeth.
16:00
I like when someone has an overbite or big gums or crooked tooths
16:01
Kommissar Mandar
I have enough teeth for everybody
16:01
lol you'd have a field day with my teeth
16:01
I actually had to have them filed down at the dentist because they were so overly huge they were chipping eachother
16:01
they're crooked as all hell too
16:02
my whole family has teeth like that
16:04
Daisy Kay
*gives your tooth a kiss*
16:05
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes*
16:05
Daisy Kay
haha
16:06
Kommissar Mandar
that's why I never smile with teeth in any of my pictures
16:07
I've always been sensitive about them
16:07
Daisy Kay
that's okay. I'm never naked.
16:08
Kommissar Mandar
You shower with your clothes on like Mike Dawson? = P
16:09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uf5-mbYYjA
16:11
that's a shame because I think you'd look sexy naked = P
16:12
Daisy Kay
my body is deformed and only looks normal with clothes over it.
16:13
Kommissar Mandar
Doesn't mean you still can't be beautiful.
16:15
Daisy Kay
you are just nice to someone that is obviously very delicate.
16:15
Kommissar Mandar
I'm not that nice at all
16:17
I'm just trying to loosen up someone who cares too much = P
16:17
*kisses your snoot*
16:17
brb dinner
16:18
back
16:37
Daisy Kay
hi
16:37
Kommissar Mandar
hidey hooo
16:37
Daisy Kay
the other day you admitted some revealing stuff
16:38
Kommissar Mandar
oh?
16:38
Daisy Kay
um. I still have fantasies about being overpowered
16:38
Kommissar Mandar
really?
16:39
Daisy Kay
obviously I don't talk about it because that can be easily misunderstood
16:39
it makes me uncomfortable that I like to imagine scenarios where I am being molested even though I lived through it.
16:40
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sorry if I did something to make you uncomfortable, sweetheart
16:41
Daisy Kay
you didn't!
16:41
Kommissar Mandar
okay, just making sure
16:41
Daisy Kay
I knew you were enjoying your choking game
16:41
Kommissar Mandar
I know you went through something hellish, so I try to be very careful with you
16:41
Daisy Kay
and if you had a big orgasm from it then that is good
16:42
heh heh
16:42
HA HA
16:42
CUM
16:42
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
16:43
Benedict Cumberbatch
16:43
Daisy Kay
Did I help?
16:43
I mean
16:43
that was all for you.
16:43
Kommissar Mandar
The thought of someone like you taking the time of day to artfully write about choking someone like me was enough to make me cum
16:44
Daisy Kay
girls overpowering boys is a big deal for me. I guess it's cathartic.
16:44
...but I don't like to "explain away" these feelings
16:44
I don't like when someone goes "oh that explains so much"
16:45
Kommissar Mandar
I understand it
16:45
Daisy Kay
yeah heh c:
16:45
Kommissar Mandar
I understand a lot
16:45
The reason everything I write is so hideously violent
16:45
Daisy Kay
I'll either be a girl that overpowers a boy or be a boy that gets overpowered by a girl
16:45
Kommissar Mandar
it because it's cathartic for me
16:45
Because I'm so mad all the time
16:46
Daisy Kay
Not choking for me but
16:46
I'll take slapping, hair pulling, spanking
16:46
Kommissar Mandar
Do you ever think about stomping all over a boy wearing high heels?
16:46
Daisy Kay
emotional torture, humiliation
16:46
Kommissar Mandar
I just love the whole idea of it, really
16:47
Daisy Kay
non-literal emasculation
16:47
Kommissar Mandar
A big strong girl putting boys in their place
16:47
Daisy Kay
bringing them down a peg
16:47
Kommissar Mandar
Yes!
16:47
Daisy Kay
being an over-bearing mom
16:47
Kommissar Mandar
I think I have mentioned this before
16:48
Daisy Kay
like the kind that shows up at school with your lunch
16:48
or whatever you need
16:48
humiliation through over-bearing love is adorable though ha ha
16:48
Kommissar Mandar
but there is a genderqueer character in the story I'm writing
16:48
Daisy Kay
go on
16:48
Kommissar Mandar
oh boy
16:48
She is a homosexual transwoman
16:49
of course
16:49
the premise of this story is that everyone is just fucked up
16:49
Daisy Kay
I like when girls use "gay" instead of "lesbian."
16:49
I mean either is fine but
16:50
gay sounds cute
16:50
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
16:50
But yeah
16:50
scenes like
16:50
Daisy Kay
"I'm gay. I like girls..." *blush*
16:50
Kommissar Mandar
This lady is in a bar
16:50
And she's having a bad day
16:50
And this dude comes up to her
16:51
he's sipping his beer
16:51
drunk
16:51
and doesn't know how strong she is
16:51
and he's like "How about we get heavy in my chevy" *starts feeling up her dress*
16:51
And she just grabs his hair and smashes his face in his drink
16:52
glass cuts up his face and goes in his eyes
16:52
And she just walks out of the bar
16:52
the whole thing is
16:52
She pines for the main character
16:52
Who is heterosexual and fucking his sister
16:52
Daisy Kay
heh. I would do that as a joke and not as a sexual thing.
16:52
so many of my comics have girls just
16:53
wailing on boys
16:53
WHAP, POW
16:53
Kommissar Mandar
lol, my story just takes gratuitous violence to the max
16:53
Daisy Kay
yeah.
16:53
Kommissar Mandar
but it's not just that
16:54
Daisy Kay
It's been a while since the last really violent comic...
16:54
Kommissar Mandar
but anyway
16:55
I would gladly be a boy and let you fuck me over : 3
16:55
Daisy Kay
well I choked you pretty hard c:
16:56
Kommissar Mandar
Do you like to wear high heels?
16:57
Daisy Kay
nah.
16:58
They sucks.
16:58
Kommissar Mandar
doh
16:58
It'd be hot if you stomped on me in them : 3
16:59
Daisy Kay
well yeah, of course
16:59
They are just impractical for everyday use.
16:59
Kommissar Mandar
I can't even wear them because of all my foot surgeries = (
16:59
Daisy Kay
I choose fuction over form usually.
16:59
I always hated how
17:00
girl pants have less pocket space
17:00
Kommissar Mandar
oh FUCK that
17:00
Daisy Kay
I love keeping my phone and wallet in my pants.
17:00
Kommissar Mandar
Cargo pants are where its at
17:00
Daisy Kay
but men's pants aren't shaped right
17:00
too boxy
17:00
Kommissar Mandar
ladies cargo pants
17:01
ah man
17:01
Daisy Kay
Yeah
17:01
I mean
17:01
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I could get you this one pear of pants I have
17:01
Daisy Kay
I love... tight pants
17:01
skinny jeans
17:01
Kommissar Mandar
They're still form fitting and show off your curves
17:01
Daisy Kay
I have legs that need to be shown off
17:01
Kommissar Mandar
but they have alll these pockets
17:01
Daisy Kay
just give me the brand
17:01
Kommissar Mandar
yes, you do : 3
17:01
let me see....*rummages through drawers*
17:02
unionbay
17:02
they're my tactical pants : 3
17:02
Daisy Kay
this one pair of jeans from Bobbie Brooks has decent pocket space.
17:02
cheapo dollar general pants
17:03
and yet they fit and have deep enough pockets for your stuff
17:03
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
17:03
I find nowadays that all I wear are sweatpants
17:03
and that one pair of tactical pants lol
17:04
I got a shitton of clothes from my mom's basement
17:04
Daisy Kay
lookin around http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=unionbay%20women%27s%20cargo
17:04
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, they got those side pockets on the leg
17:06
(that's where ya keep yer goodies)
17:06
Daisy Kay
you mean like candy
17:07
Kommissar Mandar
ye : 3
17:07
Daisy Kay
*Daisy gets on his tippy-toes and gives his big sister a kiss.*
17:07
Kommissar Mandar
I would say weed, but that's what your bra is for
17:08
eeeeeeeeeee *blushes*
17:08
Daisy Kay
and I refuse to wear bras.
17:08
Kommissar Mandar
If I did not wear a bra
17:08
I would not know where the fuck to put my phone
17:08
Daisy Kay
I'm in a binder right now
17:09
I felt like
17:09
wearing it all day
17:09
rather than taking it off when I came home
17:09
Kommissar Mandar
I suppose you could put a phone in one of those
17:09
does it ever get uncomfortable?
17:10
Daisy Kay
After all these years, no.
17:11
It's more comfortable.
17:11
my chest is pretty flat but still uh
17:11
fat
17:11
it's got fatness
17:11
Kommissar Mandar
you ain't fat = P
17:12
but yeah
17:12
Daisy Kay
no, but
17:12
Kommissar Mandar
I constantly have headphones on
17:13
Daisy Kay
I have plenty of fat deposits.
17:13
Kommissar Mandar
and I keep my phone in my bra at all times
17:13
can you get rid of those working out?
17:14
Daisy Kay
yes!
17:15
bra size goes down quite a bit when you lose weight.
17:15
Kommissar Mandar
thankfully, mine didn't
17:16
Daisy Kay
Sent file siiiigh.JPG.
17:17
Kommissar Mandar
but I've gained a lot of weight back
17:17
You have the most adorable fucking face......
17:18
*eats off your face leaving only a skull*
17:18
Daisy Kay
gnar.
17:18
Kommissar Mandar
God, you're so sexy
17:19
Daisy Kay
you are!
17:20
You look way prettier
17:20
Kommissar Mandar
I'm just a nobody with an alright face
17:21
You've got it all
17:21
the looks, the brains, the talent
17:21
Daisy Kay
I'm a dummy with a busted brain.
17:22
I'm busted all up!
17:22
I am a broken egg
17:22
Kommissar Mandar
How can a busted brain make such amazing art and funny jokes all the time?
17:22
I mean
17:23
Daisy Kay
because people that are really depressed and have been through trauma tend to make funny jokes and doodles
17:23
c:
17:23
Kommissar Mandar
there's a difference from being 'a jokester' and actually making things of quality
17:23
I think you're just smart enough to see the world for what it is
17:25
a land of swine full of pigs
17:25
You're broken in the sense that the rose colored glasses that most of society wear are busted for you
17:26
And you see the world in all it's true ugliness
17:26
Daisy Kay
well
17:26
Kommissar Mandar
You look at society from the view of an outsider
17:26
Daisy Kay
okay when I say broken I just mean, you know
17:26
Kommissar Mandar
Kind of like I do
17:27
Daisy Kay
there's no goin back from what I been through.
17:27
Kommissar Mandar
I wish I could find that person and make him pay
17:28
Daisy Kay
he is probably dead
17:28
he was a fat guy in his late 30s or 40s
17:29
There's no way a guy that heavy is still alive 14 years later
17:29
Kommissar Mandar
I hope he choked on his waste from his busted arteries as he drew his last breath
17:29
Daisy Kay
*frowns*
17:30
Kommissar Mandar
Sorry, I love picturing shit like that
17:30
I didn't mean to be so morbid
17:30
Daisy Kay
It's okay.
17:30
I like to feel protected usually.
17:31
Kommissar Mandar
Well, you have me : 3
17:31
Daisy Kay
*looks at time*
17:31
hmm... hmm....
17:32
Kommissar Mandar
?
17:32
Daisy Kay
just thinkin about messin aroun'
17:32
for a bit
17:32
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
17:32
Daisy Kay
Maybe getting embarrassed at school. *looks down*
17:33
*kicks the floor*
17:33
Kommissar Mandar
You or me?
17:34
Daisy Kay
me. he he.
17:34
Kommissar Mandar
oh : 3
17:34
Daisy Kay
I'm feelin so delicate.
17:34
fragile enough to break, but in a good way
17:34
Kommissar Mandar
*Now Daisy...if you mess with me I'm gonna pants you in front of the whole class!*
17:35
Daisy Kay
do you wanna be a teacher or big sister or mom that has to pick me up? Hmm. Hmm *thinking* hmm. I just think that, Daisy is a bad boy... and his actions can be disruptive to the class.
17:38
Kommissar Mandar
I wanna be your big sister : 3
17:39
Daisy Kay
ah then you would be
17:39
overly protective
17:39
to the point where it embarrasses me...
17:39
big sissy's gonna take care of her dumb baby brother *blush*
17:39
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm yes she is
17:40
Daisy Kay
*sighs, adjusting in their chair*
17:40
Kommissar Mandar
*Now, get in Big Sissy's car so I can drive you to school* *Your face grimaces at the amount of garbage in the passenger and back seats of the beat-to-shit royal blue cavalier*
17:41
((My cavalier is really full of garbage IRL))
17:41
*You know you're not old enough to walk to school by yourself*
17:43
*I don't want the bullies picking on you = (*
17:43
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks at the house "lemme just do one more thing before we go-" You assure him that we're running late. The young teen boy gets pulled in and his feet smash bottles and cans under him. He pouts as you mention that last part. "Mand-deeee, I'm thirteeen!" he whines, crossing his arms. "I'm not a little kid anymore..."*
17:43
Kommissar Mandar
*But you'll always be my baby brother! *smooshes your face together and kisses your snoot**
17:45
*You look in the rear view mirror and realize I've smeared lipstick all over your face*
17:45
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks out the car door as we move rather slowly. It would have been faster to walk! He rubs his face, getting most of the lipstick off. He starts to squirm in his car seat, his rump wiggling around anxiously.*
17:46
Kommissar Mandar
*Now Daisy, you be good in the car! Why do you wiggle your rump so?*
17:47
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes. "Don't worry about it, I'm fine." He rests his chin against his hand, leaning against the door. He scrunches up his face a bit.*
17:48
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy curiously reaches towards Daisy's pants*
17:49
*gasp*
17:50
*Hmmmmm, for someone who yells about not being a baby all the time, you sure are insistent on wearing those pampers...*
17:50
*Smugface*
17:50
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pouts "They're pull-ups! Besides, Mom made me wear them." He huffs and crosses his arms. "I don't even need them. I can hold it just fine..." He rubs his legs together as he looks out the window, hoping he'll be at the schoolhouse soon.*
17:51
Kommissar Mandar
*We're here*
17:52
*Okay, I'm going to walk you to your class now*
17:52
*I just don't want you walking by yourself = (*
17:52
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pulls his backpack on. "Just leave me alone-" he whines "besides, I gotta go first... girls aren't allowed in the boy's room..." he tries to walk ahead of you but you have longer legs.*
17:53
Kommissar Mandar
*grabs your hand*
17:54
*you be a good boy and do as big sister says!*
17:54
*starts walking you up to your school*
17:54
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whimpers as you drag him along. Other boys and girls snicker and point at the teenage boy being lead around by his big sister. He looks down bashfully.*
17:55
Kommissar Mandar
*They're just jealous of how much your big sissy loves you :3*
17:55
*Now you said you had to use the toilet, right?*
17:56
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down "um, yeah..." He hears snickering behind him "not so loud, come on!" he whispers to you.*
17:56
Kommissar Mandar
*okay, I'll walk you to the boys room*
17:58
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whimpers. You walk him in there where some boys are standing at the urinal. They gasp when they see the girl coming in, zipping up quickly and slipping out before they even finish. There are some bad boys hanging around the stalls. "Can we just go to another one?" he whispers to you nervously.*
17:59
Kommissar Mandar
*oh come now, there's nothing wrong with this one right here*
18:00
*just do your business, little brother* : 3
18:00
*I won't look, I promise*
18:00
Daisy Kay
*The bad boys laugh and stop Daisy before he can get into the stall "oh is the baby gonna go in his pampers?" The boy shrinks down a bit, his knees buckling. "Come on, just let me through!" He tries to push past the boys, who start laughing and teasing the shorter teenager. "Stop it! I gotta go bad!" he blurts out in a squeaky voice. This just makes the rude boys laugh harder.*
18:02
Kommissar Mandar
*HEY!!*
18:03
*The rude boys turn around slowly....*
18:03
*Mandy picks them up by their respective throats, one in each hand*
18:04
*Leave...my...brother....alone....NOW*
18:04
*They both tremble and tears form in their eyes*
18:04
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks over at his sister. Though it's humiliating to have her fighting his battles he is at least relieved that the boys are no longer picking on him. One of the boys wets his pants as you threaten him "okay okay! Let me down!" the brown-eyed boy cries, dripping from his shorts. Daisy feels sorry for the boy, despite the fact that he was being a jerk.*
18:05
Kommissar Mandar
*As you wish *smirk**
18:05
*With a great feat of strength, Mandy throws the two boys against the wall, cracking a few tiles in the process*
18:06
*She smiles down at her brother, those little shits won't be bothering you again any time soon*
18:06
Daisy Kay
*Daisy holds his hands over his bottom as he watches the bruised boys scramble to get out of there. Your little brother looks up sheepishly "um... th-thank you..."*
18:07
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy bends down to your level and kisses you on the forehead. "I would do anything for you, baby brother..."*
18:08
Daisy Kay
*You can feel the heat from his blushing face as you smooch him. He looks down at the floor, still cupping his bottom with both hands.*
18:09
Kommissar Mandar
*aww, you can just do it in your pampers if you want, I won't tell anybody*
18:10
*I can even change you, too*
18:10
*Just like I did when you were a little baby...*
18:10
Daisy Kay
*Daisy makes a face "I can't hold it anymore..." he admits. He parts his legs slightly as if he's trying to make a move towards the stall, but it's too late. You hear muffled noises come from under his pants. He sighs with relief, feeling the warm lump blooming out under his round rump. He looks down, feeling terribly embarrassed, but he just couldn't help it!*
18:12
Kommissar Mandar
*aww...It's okay, baby*
18:13
*I brought a spare pair of pull ups...I can change you right here, sweetheart*
18:13
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks up, biting his bottom lip "can I change it myself, or..." he can see there's no way he'll get out of this. He twists his t-shirt in his hands "okay..."
18:14
*He steps over to the sinks, where it's not so wet.*
18:14
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy gently bends you over and wiped the mess from your rump*
18:15
*there there, sweetheart, it was only an accident..*
18:15
Daisy Kay
*Daisy hopes no one walks in while his pants are down and you're wiping him. He looks over his shoulder at you.*
18:16
Kommissar Mandar
*She wets a napkin and washes out the rest*
18:16
Daisy Kay
*The little boy feels his fat dick getting hard as the napkin glides over his cheeks. He holds his hands over it.*
18:16
Kommissar Mandar
*oooh, what is this you're hiding from me...*
18:17
*Mandy gently moves your hands away....*
18:18
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks away as you reveal his cock and balls. They're not very big, but on a boy his size it does look larger. His dick points upward, right at you.*
18:19
Kommissar Mandar
*ooooh, what's this now*?
18:20
*Do you like the way it feels when I touch you there...little brother?*
18:21
Daisy Kay
*Daisy doesn't want to admit that he liked being taken care of like a little boy. He just silently stands there, half naked with his pants and dirty pull-ups around his ankles.*
18:21
Kommissar Mandar
*Oh but you do like it, don't you?*
18:23
*Mandy gets on her knees and gently presses her thumb to the tip of your cock*
18:23
*She massages the tip gently...breathing in your ear...*
18:24
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tenses up, feeling you rub your thumb around the tip as it starts to get slick. Some sticky wetness squirts against your thumb. He closes his eyes and gasps "Sissy... no, Mama said not to do that..." he whispers.*
18:25
Kommissar Mandar
*Sssshhh, this could be our little secret from mama...*
18:26
*I'm your sister, surely we're going to have more than one secret from mama...*
18:27
Daisy Kay
*Daisy opens his eyes and turns to look at you. He leans forward, his forehead rubbing against your forehead. "Well... if you say so..." he squeaks out softly.*
18:28
Kommissar Mandar
*That's a good boy..*
18:30
*You want to be a good boy for your big sister, don't you?*
18:30
Daisy Kay
*Daisy nods slowly "I guess so..." He figures you're just being more protective of him. He doesn't understand that you're being predatory. He shudders and breathes long, broken breaths at you touch him.*
18:31
Kommissar Mandar
*Don't worry, little brother, i'll be gentle*
18:32
*Mandy gently strokes your thick, hard cock up and down, taking pleasure in your shuddering, broken breath*
18:33
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's small chest heaves up and down as you touch his privates. He squirts a little more, this time getting it on your sleeve. He closes his mouth and a slight moan comes from deep within his throat. His balls start to rise. "Mmm... Mand-deee~" he whimpers with pleasure.*
18:34
Kommissar Mandar
*Mmmm, it's okay...just relax...let loose as much as you like...*
18:35
*Mandy starts to stroke faster as she brings her mouth to the tender spot below the pulse point in your throat and licks*
18:36
Daisy Kay
*Daisy balls his hands into fists. He raises them weakly and just holds them up at either side of his head. He gasps sharply as you lick his neck. You feel his dick twitch in your hand and soon a thick load of cum spurts against your arm and wrist. Cum oozes out of the tip, going down your fingers and thumb.*
18:37
Kommissar Mandar
*Mmmm, so much for such a little boy..*
18:38
Daisy Kay
*Daisy stares at you, his eyes half-closed. He breathes deep and slow as he calms back down.*
18:38
Kommissar Mandar
*Aww, did that tucker you out, Little Brother?*
18:39
*Mandy grabs your dick one last time and squeezes tight*
18:40
Daisy Kay
*Daisy winces. You squeeze out the last of his cum and it dribbles downward. He opens his eyes all the way "Well now I gotta go weewee..." he admits, biting on his finger.*
18:40
Kommissar Mandar
*Not if I don't let you* : 3
18:41
*Mandy huggles you tight, not letting you escape*
18:42
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes, his semi-soft dick pressed against your tummy "Mandy, come on!" he giggles nervously.*
18:42
Kommissar Mandar
*Come on, just try and get away, squeezes your body tighter*
18:43
Daisy Kay
!
18:45
Kommissar Mandar
*Mmmm *purrs* mayhap you should....*
18:46
Daisy Kay
Maybe you can convince Mama that I'm not ready for... potty training. *his voice cracks, feeling totally mortified that he would even admit that out loud.*
18:47
Kommissar Mandar
*It's okay, sweet baby brother, I'll have a talk with you*
18:47
*You can do your business in your pull ups as long as you feel like me sweet, I'll never judge yo*
18:47
Daisy Kay
~
18:49
Kommissar Mandar
*aww, it's okay Daisy...*
18:50
Daisy Kay
*He furrows his brow a bit but then smiles "you knew that would happen!"*
18:51
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy wets another napkin and starts rubbing it on your front, around your cock..*
18:51
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles and squirms as you wipe away his pee. His dick gets a bit hard, but not as much as before.*
18:52
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm, she rubs the wetnap up and down your cock and balls*
18:53
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lets his tongue hang out as he smiles. This just feels really nice right now! A boy named Steven enters the bathroom and stops. "um... are you gonna be long?" the boy asks. Daisy feels a bit embarrassed again. He should have known someone else would walk in by now.*
18:55
Kommissar Mandar
*We'll take as long we like, thank you very much!* Mandy says threateningly
18:56
*Mandy continues rubbing your cock with the wetnap, nibbling your ear slightly*
18:57
Daisy Kay
~~
18:59
((*blush* humiliating boys... sigh...))
18:59
Kommissar Mandar
((it's a gas : 3))
19:00
*He's just jealous...Mandy whispers in your ear, as she presses her crotch to your rump*
19:01
Daisy Kay
~~
19:03
Kommissar Mandar
*Make me*
19:04
*Cause I ain't moving, chump*
19:04
Daisy Kay
*Steven zips up his fly and walks over to the slightly taller girl. He grabs your waist and tries to pull you away, barely making you budge "come on, this is the MEN'S room!" he shouts. Daisy bites his bottom lip as he listens in on your conversation.*
19:06
Kommissar Mandar
*And if you were a man, I'd move*
19:07
*Punches Steven in the face*
19:07
Daisy Kay
~
19:08
Kommissar Mandar
*AHAHAHAHA suits you right, assclown!*
19:09
*Pulls out phone and takes picture of the crying, piss-soaked boy*
19:09
Daisy Kay
*Daisy makes a face "Mandy! Look what you did!" He says, as if it was your fault.*
19:09
~
19:10
Kommissar Mandar
*Sssshhh, Daisy...you see, boys need to learn to be put in their place...*
19:10
*If girls don't put boys in their place at a young age, they grow up thinking they can do whatever the bloody hell they want*
19:10
*It's for his own good, sweetheart...*
19:11
Daisy Kay
~
19:12
Kommissar Mandar
*uploads picture to FYAD*
19:13
*Haa haa! now the internet knows of your shame!*
19:14
Daisy Kay
*Steven starts crying like a big crybaby. Daisy makes a mental note to never get on his big sister's bad side.*
19:14
Kommissar Mandar
*You see, Little Brother, that's why you should always be super nice to girls"
19:15
*Mandy bends down and kisses Daisy on the mouth*
19:15
Daisy Kay
*Daisy holds his hands behind his back "yes mand-" He opens his eyes wide as you kiss him right there!*
19:16
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm*
19:16
*Mandy gently slips her tongue into your mouth...*
19:17
*You taste nice little brother...*
19:17
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks up at you with his big, hazel eyes. "You... taste nice too..." His dick hardens again. He lets out a tiny whimper.*
19:17
Kommissar Mandar
*Awww, does wittle Brother want more?*
19:18
*Mandy lowers her hand to his slowly stiffening cock*
19:19
*mmm, I think I know what wittle Brother wants...*
19:19
*Mandy lowers her head, trailing kisses down her little brother's tummy*
19:19
Daisy Kay
*Daisy lets out tiny whines.*
19:20
Kommissar Mandar
*She flicks her tongue up and down against the very tip of his cock*
19:20
*gently, she uses her warm, wet tongue to massage the head of her little brothers aching cock...*
19:21
Daisy Kay
*Daisy gasps and shudders. He places his hands on you and pushes forward as you lick his hard cock "oh gosh..."*
19:22
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm, Mandy takes your whole cock in her mouth, being careful not to scrape it with her big teeth*
19:24
Daisy Kay
((mmph... I might just... lie back for... a moment... and...))
19:24
Kommissar Mandar
Lie back and what? =O
19:24
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sighs blissfully, feeling your warm mouth surrounding his cock. You can already taste his sweet preseminal fluids squirting against your tongue.*
19:25
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy forces her mouth even lower...taking your cock down her throat*
19:26
*She has you so deep you can feel her hair tickling your balls*
19:27
Daisy Kay
*Daisy moans "ah, Mandy! Ohhh!" He tenses up as he starts to cum again. His creamy cum tastes quite sugary against your tongue as it coats the inside of your mouth. He trembles over you and rests his head on top of yours. "oooh... big sistuuur..." he mumbles, sucking on his fingers.*
19:29
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy swallows all that delicious incestuous cum with the utmost greed*
19:30
mmm
19:31
*Let me ask you something little brother...*
19:31
*Mandy comes close and begins to whisper in your ear*
19:31
*Have you ever fucked a girl up the ass, little brother?*
19:31
Daisy Kay
((He he... Mmm... we should totally do that next time *blush*))
19:33
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
19:34
*Your Big Sister loves it up the ass ^_~*
19:34
Daisy Kay
*blush*
19:34
although I never did it for real I always liked the fantasy
19:35
I mean
19:35
Kommissar Mandar
I've done it for real
19:35
Daisy Kay
having it done TO me
19:35
Kommissar Mandar
I love taking it up the ass...
19:35
Daisy Kay
There's a lot of things I wouldn't do for real but that I
19:36
like to... um...
19:36
think about?
19:36
*rubs their snoot*
19:36
Kommissar Mandar
d'aaww
19:36
I think about something
19:36
And then I want to try it
19:36
Daisy Kay
Does that mean you're gonna pee yourself
19:37
*teases you*
19:37
*tickles your tummy*
19:37
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
19:37
I'll be honest
19:37
Daisy Kay
*grabs your crotch*
19:37
Kommissar Mandar
it took me 20 years to be able to go in a public restroom
19:37
I"m that pee shy lol
19:37
Daisy Kay
c:
19:38
Kommissar Mandar
I would try it though
19:38
Daisy Kay
I'm everything shy
19:38
Kommissar Mandar
aww really?
19:38
You're too cute : 3
19:38
Daisy Kay
maybe that's why I can't cum on command
19:40
Kommissar Mandar
Well I don't think anyone can do that
19:40
Daisy Kay
um
19:40
Kommissar Mandar
Well I guess porn stars would
19:40
Daisy Kay
boys can? And every girlfriend I been with...
Maybe "on command" is the wrong words.
19:40
Kommissar Mandar
when you say on command I think you mean like...at will
19:41
like have complete control over it
19:41
Daisy Kay
yeah I don't
19:41
I um
19:41
yeah
19:41
I like having a bunch of little ones, honestly.
19:41
Kommissar Mandar
with a boy, I can only cum if he plays with my clit
19:42
I can only cum the other way with a vibrator
19:42
But yeah, up the ass is fun...
19:43
Daisy Kay
Let's just rub against each other
19:43
slapping crotches together
19:43
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm
19:43
that's a sure fire way to make me cum 3
19:44
*bumps your nub*
19:46
Daisy Kay
boop
19:47
Kommissar Mandar
I'll be perfectly honest
19:48
ever since Requiem for a Dream introduced me to the concept of 'ass to ass'
19:49
I soooo wanna try it lol
19:49
I'm such a weirdo....
19:49
Daisy Kay
http://sewbro.tumblr.com/post/84983135828/a-shmorky-plush-i-made-this-to-develop-a
19:49
Kommissar Mandar
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
19:50
I want one!!
19:50
I could cuddle it and pretend it's you : 3
19:50
It must make you feel amazing
19:53
looking and seeing that someone just up and made a plushy of you
19:53
Daisy Kay
im giddy
19:53
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
19:54
I'm gonna have to make you a serious drawing on paper
19:56
that's where I can actually get down and dirtt
19:56
dirty*
19:56
Daisy Kay
write a gross story about a brother and sister
19:57
Kommissar Mandar
LOL believe it or not I'm actually already doing that
19:57
In my stories, that's basically the only couplings there are
19:58
It's funnny I just wrote this scene
19:58
The brother is a scientist
19:59
And his sister stole this gene-changing chemical he came up with and started using it on people
19:59
And he goes to scream at her
20:00
But then she just derails the whole conversation by fucking him
20:00
but actually
20:01
I have this other idea for a story
20:01
It's going to be called "The Dollhouse"
20:01
Daisy Kay
go on
20:01
Kommissar Mandar
And it's gonna be about this crazy...not really pedophile, so much, but dude who has a fixation on children's innocence
20:02
So what he does is, he makes a budget kiddie show
20:02
called "Weebo The Wacky Wizard"
20:03
And he posts his address on the show for kids to write letters and visit him
20:03
It'll be set in the 70s or 80s where that's not like a HUUUGE red flag
20:03
and so every now and then he'll select a child, typically a pretty little girl
20:04
And he'll take them to his "Dollhouse", which is an abandoned but still intact house in the woods
20:05
And what he does is, he kills the child, mummifies their body and makes them their own Victorian style doll mask for their face
20:06
Basically creating the most fucked up concept of 'real doll' possible
20:06
Daisy Kay
HMM
20:06
Kommissar Mandar
He does it because he wants his own little place of forever preserved innocence
20:07
I haven't come up with much more around the plot, but I definitely want to make it into a book
20:07
Daisy Kay
and now I'm gettin hungry *rubs tummy*
20:08
Kommissar Mandar
http://www.wattpad.com/43730571-assorted-poems-of-the-kommissar-weebo%27s-song
20:09
Daisy Kay
I like to think his show is actually Leebo The Lacky Lizard with a lisp.
20:09
Kommissar Mandar
that's the theme song I wrote for his show
20:09
ahahaha
20:09
I wish I could share my stuffed mushroom with you
20:10
it's goddamn amazing
20:10
blah, tripped on the dog again
20:27
doesn't help when your carpet's black and the dog is black
20:27
Daisy Kay
*makes a spinach wrap*
20:27
Kommissar Mandar
mmm I love spinach
20:27
Yesss
22:08
Phantasmagoria is on GOG
22:08
and the sequel =O
22:09
*GASP* aaaaand they have Harvester... =O
22:12
holy shit this site got better
22:13
Daisy Kay
I just did 64 minutes on the bike and I am pooped.
22:23
*stretches*
22:23
Kommissar Mandar
*feels your rock hard legs*
22:23
You could probably crush me between those : 3
22:24
I used to do these workout tapes with Debbie Siebers
22:25
She was the partner of that Tony Horton guy who does P90X
22:26
They did wonders for me
22:26
Daisy Kay
I used to do 2-3 hours a day.
22:34
but I was really fat so...
22:34
fatso
22:34
Kommissar Mandar
Jesus, I couldn't do more than an hour a day
22:35
Daisy Kay
I feel like I have to
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
well it's good that you're in the habit of it
22:36
once you get out of the habit...yeah
22:36
it's hard to get back into it
22:36
Daisy Kay
My body has too many lumps and I want to smooth them out
22:37
I need more equipment to work out more parts of the body
22:37
Kommissar Mandar
are you part of a gym?
22:37
Daisy Kay
no
22:38
Kommissar Mandar
neither am I
22:39
but they'd have the stuff you need
22:39
Daisy Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QLrtEbCeoA&list=PLE14582938477A570
23:33
I been listening to japanese arrangements of NES games today and suddenly this pops up
23:33
Kommissar Mandar
= D
23:36
God I loved this game
23:36
I willed that soundtrack to you
23:37
Daisy Kay
c:
23:39
*doodles and sits next to you*
23:39
Kommissar Mandar
*kisses the top of your head*
23:41
You can play Phantasmagoria with me : 3
23:42
Daisy Kay
I played it once and didn't like it
23:43
Actually twice because
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
Quickly, we must get our abusive husband some drain cleaner!
23:43
Daisy Kay
I didn't know you could get stuck
23:43
at the end
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
LOL it's a Sierra game
23:43
they're just out to fuck you
23:43
Daisy Kay
you can get stuck in a loop of being killed by your husband
23:43
over and over
23:43
it's like
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
that is seriously what I hate about Sierra games though
23:43
Daisy Kay
not even if you forget an item
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
they can easily become unwinnable
23:44
Daisy Kay
it's just if you miss one timed event
23:44
the game overwrites your save right there
23:44
and makes you play that part over and over
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
oh jeez
23:44
I never actually beat it
23:44
I was like 5 when I would play all my grandpa's Sierra games and couldn't figure them out for poop
23:45
do you remember what it was you couldn't miss?
23:46
Daisy Kay
no
23:46
I just know it's on the final disk
23:46
when your husband is chasing you
23:46
so yeah, time sensitive
23:46
Kommissar Mandar
I'll just use the ol' strategy of click on EVERYTHING
23:46
I'm gonna be so pissed if that happens
23:48
Have you ever played the game Harvester?
23:49
definitely one of the more...unique point and click games out there
23:49
Daisy Kay
I didn't
23:49
I played a lot of point and clicks though
23:50
you ever play Toonstruck? It's like a Roger Rabbit game.
23:50
Kommissar Mandar
nope
23:51
looks trippy..
23:52
Daisy Kay
It's dumb and goofy but at least it's playable.
23:52
Kommissar Mandar
Christopher Lloyd!
23:53
Daisy Kay
yeah.
23:53
Actually a lot of celebrities are in it
23:53
well... voice-over celebrities.
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
there were a lot of FMV games that were pretty star studded
23:54
Daisy Kay
yeah
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
or well at least some
23:54
Daisy Kay
and over-budget
23:54
and
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
Like The Ripper
23:54
Daisy Kay
money-losing.
23:54
Toonstruck flopped pretty hard because of its budget
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
I loved FMV games = (
23:54
They just had a certain wacky feel to them that made them so loveable
23:55
Daisy Kay
me three
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
o shit Tim Curry's in this too
23:58
Daisy Kay
name a video game with voice acting that Tim Curry ISN'T in
23:59
Wednesday, 07. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
lol
00:00
with your....STOLEN CREDIT CAAAAARD
00:00
Daisy Kay
this famicom soundtrack is so good
00:02
The Gyromite track is insane.
00:02
Kommissar Mandar
lol R.O.B
00:04
Daisy Kay
Japanese music artists love to make lots of radical key changes
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
I really like the Mario 2 one you put up
00:05
Daisy Kay
that one was so good
00:06
it was made in the 80s!
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
holy shite..
00:07
Daisy Kay
America really missed out on this stuff
00:08
video game soundtracks didn't become a thing until after nintendo power started selling them.
00:08
Kommissar Mandar
Japanese soundtracks are always better
00:09
Just look at Sonic CD
00:09
Daisy Kay
*Daisy swings his feet from his chair*
00:20
Kommissar Mandar
*tickles Daisy's feet*
00:21
Daisy Kay
*giggles*
00:22
Kommissar Mandar
awww, is someone ticklish? : 3
00:23
*tickles the bottom of your feet harder*
00:23
Daisy Kay
*squeals and rolls right out of his chair*
00:24
Kommissar Mandar
*tickles under your armpits*
00:24
Daisy Kay
*Daisy scrunches up his body as you try to get under his arms.* Aaaa he he stooop!
00:27
Kommissar Mandar
*tickles your tummy, everywhere you try to cover, I tickle*
00:27
D'aww, little Daisy can't get away : 3
00:27
Daisy Kay
~~
00:28
Kommissar Mandar
aww, did I make you have an accident? = (
00:29
Daisy Kay
~
00:30
Kommissar Mandar
*Yeah, I did : 3*
00:30
*comes over and hugs you* *I'll get you a fresh pair of pants, sweetheart* *kisses you on the forhead*
00:31
Daisy Kay
*Daisy fiddles with the buttons on his pants* I guess that's what big sisters are for...
00:32
Kommissar Mandar
*Hands you a fresh pair of jeans and boxers* *that's right*
00:32
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pulls down his pants and lets his little wiener flop around as he grabs the new boxers.*
00:33
Kommissar Mandar
ooooh
00:36
you catch your big sis looking at it
00:36
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pulls up his new boxers without drying himself off first.*
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
*You should dry yourself off, silly = P*
00:37
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes "I forgot, okay? Besides, isn't it almost bed time?"*
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
*oooh, fine*
00:38
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tugs his boxers "shouldn't I be in my, um... my um... shouldn't I be in my... my um... myyyy ummmm....~"*
00:39
Kommissar Mandar
*Will you sleep in bed with me tonight, Daisy?*
00:39
Daisy Kay
*grins "can I really?"*
00:39
Kommissar Mandar
*Of course you can, sweetling*
00:40
*I'll hold you all night long, angel...*
00:40
Daisy Kay
*The little boy snuggles up against you. He holds you from behind. Despite peeing his pants Daisy still smells like vanilla cake.*
00:41
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm, you just hold on to me tight, sweetie, and know your big sister will always protect you, even from the bad feelings*
00:43
*kisses your forhead*
00:43
Daisy Kay
*Daisy presses his small body up against you and you feel his semi-erect cock rubbing between your butt cheeks.*
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
*Awww, do you like the way my butt feels, Little Brother?*
00:45
Daisy Kay
*Daisy mumbles a bit "remember at school... when... you said you wanted me to put my..." he whispers "penis..." he speaks up again "in your butt?"*
00:47
Kommissar Mandar
*Yeeessss*
00:48
Sent file CAM00103.jpg.
00:48
Does it look nice, sweet little brother?
00:48
Daisy Kay
*He tugs your pants "I wanna see what my sissy looks like naked..." he tries to peek.*
00:49
Kommissar Mandar
oh really....
00:49
Daisy Kay
*blushes hotly* ((your butt... is so rooound... I wish my butt was so round!!!))
00:49
Kommissar Mandar
I can...show you...if you like...
00:49
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks up "It's only fair... You always get ta see me naked..."*
00:50
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file 0825100225a.jpg.
00:50
this pic is a wee bit old, but I still look the same exept for the hair
00:50
Daisy Kay
((*blush* wasn't expecting that...))
00:51
Kommissar Mandar
*I like to make my little brother happy...= )*
00:51
Daisy Kay
*pulls down his pants and shows you his little dick and balls.*
00:52
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm...would you like to know what Big Sister's ass feels like?*
00:53
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down at your hairy pussy. He's staring a bit. He snaps out of it though "y-yeah..." He looks up at you.*
00:53
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm, this will only take a minute..*
00:54
*Mandy grabs an elegant looking bottle out of her drawer and pours a white, creamy substance into her hand*
00:55
*Gently, she rubs the slippery white cream onto Daisy's steadily hardening cock, lubing it up nice and slick*
00:55
Daisy Kay
*Daisy tucks in his lips as you touch his dick with the cream. It becomes fully erect in your hand.*
00:56
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy bends her rump against Daisy's crotch, rubbing it between her two asscheecks*
00:56
*mmmm, give it a go little brother...I love the way things feel up there*
00:56
Daisy Kay
*Daisy trembles "Mmmm, Mand-deeee~" he moans. He grabs your butt cheeks and pulls back. He aims his tip against your butthole and gently presses against it. He slowly pushes forward, curious but cautious.*
00:58
Kommissar Mandar
*ooooohhhh~*
01:00
*even just you pressing against it feels good, brother...*
01:00
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down, watching carefully as his dick slowly disappears into your tight butthole. He slides forward all the way until his balls are touching your privates. He shivers and moans "oooh!"*
01:01
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy can barely breath from the pressure invading her asshole*
01:03
*Oh God Daisy...you don't know how good you're making your big sister feel*
01:03
Daisy Kay
*Daisy bites his bottom lip. He lets out high-pitched moans. He keeps himself inside you for a while, just feeling your tightness surround his hard cock. He tenses up, making his dick twitch inside you a bit. He finally starts to move, just moving his hips slightly so you can feel him rubbing around inside of you.*
01:05
Kommissar Mandar
*OH!! Mandy gasps sharply at the friction*
01:05
*You feel so good inside me*
01:05
*I want you to fuck my ass nice and hard*
01:06
Daisy Kay
*Daisy holds onto your cheeks and grunts, slowly pushing in and out of your asshole. He starts to build up speed and soon begins to slam his small body against your butt. "ah! AH! Oh sissy! It feels so good!" he blurts out.*
01:07
Kommissar Mandar
*You feel your big sister's butthole clench as her whole body tightens, her breath coming in sharp gasps and her moans turning to screams*
01:08
Daisy Kay
*Daisy growls a bit, gripping your ass tighter as he lets his baser instincts take control of him. He fucks you hard, each thrust shoving you forward a bit. You feel his lubricated cock forcing its way through you. He arches his back as he fucks you faster and harder. His balls slam against your hairy cunt with each hard thrust forward. "Mandy, I'm gonna cum inside you!"*
01:10
Kommissar Mandar
*Let it happen, baby...I want it to happen*
01:10
*Cum inside your big sister's ass*
01:11
*Cum like a good boy*
01:11
*oh god.....*moans**
01:12
Daisy Kay
*Daisy can see sparkles in front of his eyes as he gets closer to orgasm. He gets a dreamy look on his face, lost in the moment. His cock pulses inside you and he finally cums. His balls raise up a bit. He keeps thrusting, the added slickness of his cum makes his humping louder and squishier. He doesn't stop fucking you until he's completely empty. He slows down and lets his smaller body fall on top of your back. He sighs and stays there until his dick goes limp again.*
01:13
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy screams as she cums in tandem, afterward taking a moment to enjoy the feeling of her brother's cock inside her raw asshole, listening to his labored panting*
01:15
*Mandy turns around to the exhaust boy and gives him gentle kisses on the cheek and forehead*
01:15
Daisy Kay
*The boy's soft cock slowly slips out of you. He looks down curiously at your asshole now.*
01:15
*grins at the kiss*
01:15
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy holds your head to her chest, letting you rest your head on her nice big soft boobs*
01:17
*She strokes her fingers through your hair and hums softly*
01:18
Daisy Kay
*Daisy rests on top of you and nuzzles your boobs.* Nyah nyamm.. mammm,,, mmm
01:18
Kommissar Mandar
*kisses the top of your head* *Your big sister will keep you safe from everything, sweetling, don't your worry* *holds you tightly*
01:20
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sucks on his fingers as he lies on top of you, loving all the attention.*
01:21
Kommissar Mandar
awww
01:23
*That's right, I won't let anyting bad happen to my Daisy...*
01:23
Daisy Kay
~
01:25
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm oookay*
01:25
*this is why you should wear your pull ups to bed, silly = P*
01:25
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks down "well..." He looks up and whispers "did you tell Mama to buy ~?"*
01:26
Kommissar Mandar
*it just so happens I did*
01:27
*Pulls out pampers from her drawer*
01:27
*want me to diaper you, sweetheart?*
01:27
Daisy Kay
*The naked boy sits on your bed, looking up at you with a blushing face and a big smile.*
01:27
Kommissar Mandar
*okay sweetling = )*
01:28
*Mandy gently wraps the swaddling garment around your privates and fastens it*
01:29
*She gives you a kiss on the snoot when it's all done*
01:29
Daisy Kay
*Daisy kicks his legs, listening to the rustling sound.*
01:29
fank you, big sisturr...
01:29
Kommissar Mandar
*no trouble, my sweet* *kisees you on the lips*
01:30
Daisy Kay
*rolls over onto his tummy and shaking his butt at you.*
01:34
Kommissar Mandar
*spanks butt* *silly brother...*
01:34
*Snuggles you close, bringing your head to her boobs once again*
01:36
Daisy Kay
*kisses your boob*
01:36
Kommissar Mandar
*aww, you like them?*
01:36
Daisy Kay
mm.
01:37
Kommissar Mandar
*You can suck on them if you get hungry in the night, sweetling*
01:39
Daisy Kay
*whispers softly* okay...
01:40
Kommissar Mandar
Here, *removes top and bra*
01:41
*I'll sleep topless tonight, just in case*
01:41
*Snuzzles your face in between her boobs and kisses your hair*
01:41
*Runs my nails up and down your back, helping you relax and sleep*
01:47
Daisy Kay
Mmmmm...
01:47
Kommissar Mandar
((IRL I have loooong nails, perfect for back scratching))
01:48
Daisy Kay
I don't grow my nails long anymore. I kept bending them in bad places.
01:49
that is very painful
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
Mine break a lot = (
01:49
But I just looove painting them and doing fun stuff with them
01:49
Daisy Kay
yeah
01:50
Kommissar Mandar
I've bent before too
01:50
It does hurt like a motherflubber
01:50
I wanna do your nails : 3
01:55
I love doing nails
01:55
Daisy Kay
the right nails anyway.
01:55
I can do left.
01:55
Kommissar Mandar
What's your favorite color again?
02:00
Daisy Kay
brown... and pink.
02:01
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
02:01
I would paint them rich brown
02:01
with little pink stripes on the ring finger
02:01
Daisy Kay
pink and brown horizontal stripes could work.
02:03
across all nails
02:03
Kommissar Mandar
ooh, that would be fun to do
02:03
Daisy Kay
im also jealous of your carpet
02:07
Kommissar Mandar
Haa! I picked it out myself!
02:09
Thank you : 3
02:09
Daisy Kay
I like to decorate
02:09
Kommissar Mandar
My parents must have been drunk or just really tired at the carpet store
02:10
I still don't know how they agreed to it
02:10
Daisy Kay
how old were you
02:10
Kommissar Mandar
15 or so
02:10
Daisy Kay
sounds about right c:
02:10
Kommissar Mandar
The only area where you run into problems is that the dog is black too
02:10
so we tend to trip over her a lot
02:10
I effing love decorating
02:11
I have to pull up pics of what I've done with my old apartments
02:11
Daisy Kay
I once rented a place that was all busted up
02:14
I fixed the walls and repainted everything
02:14
I did not get my security deposit back though *sighs.*
02:14
Kommissar Mandar
I tried....to do that
02:14
But it was just...beyond help
02:15
Daisy Kay
That guy was a real scum.
02:15
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file first room.jpg.
02:15
this was me and my ex boyfriends room that I did
02:15
Ever heard of cave crickets?
02:15
Daisy Kay
hm?
02:15
Kommissar Mandar
infested...everywhere....
02:15
Daisy Kay
oh.
02:15
Kommissar Mandar
http://tomlinsonbomberger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cave-cricket.gif
02:16
Daisy Kay
he he look at the baby room with the star stickers
02:16
Kommissar Mandar
The best part is
02:16
They can jump 10 feet high : 3
02:16
and jump at anything that moves : 3
02:16
Daisy Kay
like fleas
02:16
Kommissar Mandar
Like flees that are as big as your palm
02:17
and look like they came from hell
02:17
uuhhhg
02:17
I'm looking for my AZ apartment now
02:17
that was my masterpiece
02:18
Daisy Kay
I dunno I prefer larger bugs because I can see them.
02:18
small bugs annoy the hell out of me.
02:18
they hide
02:18
nearly invisible... until they're on you!
02:18
I had to get this for my home because I live in the densest brown recluse population: http://www.bayeradvanced.com/insects-pests/products
02:19
Kommissar Mandar
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck not those....
02:20
that is the stuff of my nightmares
02:20
Daisy Kay
they are not so bad
02:21
Kommissar Mandar
yes they are!
02:21
Daisy Kay
the chances of being bitten by one are pretty small
02:21
Kommissar Mandar
If there's a chance....that's bad enough for me
02:21
Daisy Kay
and even if you are there is still a chance that you wont have the reaction
02:21
and even if you do have the reaction
02:21
it's visible and treatable.
02:21
Exactly one person ever has died from it. One.
02:21
you'll be hit my lightening three times before one of them gets you
02:22
still, I don't like the odds either so that's why I have my home protected c:
02:22
Kommissar Mandar
You don't know how I get around spiders....
02:22
dangerous or not...
02:22
Sent file IMG_0413.JPG.
02:23
Don't even ask me what this pic is about
02:23
I think this was supposed to be my version of a "micromancer' shot
02:24
with less hairyness
02:24
Daisy Kay
just be glad you're not in any other part of the world.
02:24
Kommissar Mandar
oh of course
02:24
Daisy Kay
ha ha
02:24
Kommissar Mandar
Australia for one
02:24
Daisy Kay
YES
02:24
OH GOD
02:24
I am trying to identify all the objects
02:25
Mandar...
02:25
are you a little girl?
02:25
Are you a lil child? *tickles your sides*
02:25
Kommissar Mandar
At heart : 3
02:25
Daisy Kay
Are you an itty bitty baby girl?
02:25
*tickles*
02:26
Kommissar Mandar
except for the two bowls that are there, lol
02:26
Daisy Kay
well that's just what little girls do
02:26
smoke weed
02:26
I really prefer bongs.
02:26
First bong I ever hit was made out of a 3 liter soda bottle
02:27
Kommissar Mandar
bong is the best way
02:27
Sent file IMG_0465.JPG.
02:27
I miss having this
02:28
Sent file IMG_0406.JPG.
02:34
I miss having that sword too
02:34
I cut my foot so bad with it once...
02:34
Daisy Kay
meow
02:35
one day maybe I'll turn on my cam for you.
02:36
I'll carry my phone around and talk with you and show you Kit and stuff
02:36
Kommissar Mandar
awww
02:38
I actually found a clip of my old cat
02:38
god rest his soul = (
02:39
Daisy Kay
did you see the picture of him yawning like "whaaat"
02:39
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file IMG_0454.MOV.
02:40
LOL I believe so
02:40
I've seen clips of him on your vine
02:40
he's so cute : 3
02:41
Daisy Kay
he always waits for me
02:41
Kommissar Mandar
awwww : 3
02:41
Fishy would do the same thing
02:41
Daisy Kay
He stares out the window, waiting for me to get home
02:41
and then runs to the door
02:41
it's funny I see him there just looking at me
02:41
Kommissar Mandar
That's so sweet....
02:43
Daisy Kay
then he slips out of the blinds and they smack against the window
02:43
and he is right there at the front door when I open it
02:44
Kommissar Mandar
Fishy was always right there in front of the door whenever I came home
02:44
I came home first so I would be the one to feed him
02:44
He'd scream at me till I did
02:44
Daisy Kay
I usually give Kit a treat when he meows.
02:45
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
02:45
Daisy Kay
He is asleep right now
02:45
Kommissar Mandar
Fishy stole the shit out of our food lol
02:45
Daisy Kay
on top of one of my towels.
02:45
Kommissar Mandar
awww
02:46
It's a shame Fishy had to go so young = (
02:46
He was only 5
02:46
Daisy Kay
Kit is so healthy
02:47
it seems like he'll live forever.
02:47
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sure he'll live long since you take such good care of him
02:47
Daisy Kay
what a sweetie
02:48
looks like a happy cat
02:48
Kommissar Mandar
He was
02:48
He was big as hell too
02:48
Daisy Kay
looked tubby
02:49
Kommissar Mandar
He did love his food
02:49
Daisy Kay
Kit doesn't eat too much.
02:49
When he does he throws up ha ha
02:49
Kit you are not gonna be fat
02:49
don't overeat!
02:49
maybe that is the goal of cats
02:50
to be fatsos
02:50
some got it, some don't
02:50
Kommissar Mandar
cats don't give a fuck if they're fat
02:50
I think Fishy was so unhealthy because the first 4 years of his life he basically lived in a horder's den...
02:50
only went to a vet like once
02:50
My cousin parents are....yeah
02:51
I gave up on those people when one day I was wading through their hoard
02:51
Daisy Kay
I lived in a hoarder's house
02:52
Kommissar Mandar
and I see what looks like a toy gun on the table
02:52
I pick it up
02:52
and realize this is not a toy shotgun
02:52
Daisy Kay
he called himself a pack-rat. I said "no that is not the right euphemism."
02:52
Kommissar Mandar
I ask my uncle Jerry, is this loaded?
02:52
he's like "yeah"
02:52
Daisy Kay
lived
02:52
Kommissar Mandar
...they had a 7 year old son walking around...
02:52
My mom is a hoarder too
02:53
only I can't really be that mad at her
02:53
she keeps it mostly confined to the basement
02:53
Daisy Kay
every time I cleaned the house he flipped out
02:53
Kommissar Mandar
and there's sooo many old computer and game stuff down there
02:54
I found a fully boxed King's Quest 5 : 3
02:54
Daisy Kay
*whimpers, grabbing themself and thinking about old computer junk.*
02:54
Kommissar Mandar
I almost cried when I found my old first edition holographic Majora's Mask cart down there
02:55
Daisy Kay
I got some flattened N64 boxes with me
02:56
it was the only way I could bring them.
02:56
I should pop 'em back to normal.
02:56
Kommissar Mandar
I don't have my boxes anymore
02:57
but hell
02:57
I might even find those in her basement too
02:57
Daisy Kay
*sighs*
02:58
I have 475+ NES carts.
02:59
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit....
02:59
Daisy Kay
I'll never have that many again!
02:59
Kommissar Mandar
I have...0 sadly = (
02:59
Daisy Kay
It's a seller's market now
02:59
but not when I had to unload them!
02:59
aaaugh
02:59
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, that's A LOt
03:00
Daisy Kay
Never live with a lazy piece of shit that you have to run away from so you have to sell all your stuff to get away from them
03:00
Kommissar Mandar
lol too late
03:00
Daisy Kay
*frown*
03:00
Kommissar Mandar
I've lived with all the lazy pieces of shit
03:00
I basically live my life now where I can fit all my belongings in my cavalier
03:01
so I can move easy
03:01
I've moved 6 times in the past 3 years
03:01
Daisy Kay
now I remember where I heard Cavaliers from
03:02
Kommissar Mandar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAesYQnXQQI
03:03
It does not comfort my soul...
03:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGpXp_BMq8
03:03
especially knowing this is what happens when it crashes
03:04
And I have crashed before....
03:04
Daisy Kay
lowtax said it a bunch when he was improving as the guy with the italian resturant on christmas
03:04
"we got cavaliers"
03:04
what a specific car to give away
03:04
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
03:04
Yeah, that's about all you can do with them...give them away...
03:05
yeah, when I crashed my first cavalier, which my grandma gave away to me....
03:05
If I had not managed to stop when I did, I probably would not have a head right
03:05
Daisy Kay
it's crazy
03:05
these are only going about 35mph
03:05
crash tests in general I mean
03:06
Kommissar Mandar
Cavaliers are death traps in any kind of accident
03:06
oh and mine is a beauty
03:06
There is not a single part of it that is not scratched, dented, or scarred in some way
03:07
Daisy Kay
That dummy's skull broke...
03:07
Kommissar Mandar
kind of like mine almost did
03:07
I got hit so hard that I cracked my head on my side window
03:07
Not a great way to start off driving 3 weeks after you get your license...
03:08
Daisy Kay
Never had one accident.
03:09
Clean record.
03:09
Kommissar Mandar
oooh, nice
03:09
Daisy Kay
organ donor
03:10
Kommissar Mandar
I've only had that one major accident
03:10
me too : 3
03:10
Daisy Kay
hazel eyes
03:10
Kommissar Mandar
which are sexy as all fuck
03:10
Daisy Kay
license still says 240lbs lol
03:10
I WANNA GET IT UPGRADED
03:10
I WEIGH AN ASSLOAD LESS.
03:11
imagine going in just for that
03:11
"yeah I just need to change the weight."
03:11
Kommissar Mandar
The expiration date on my license is 2054
03:12
lol you should do it
03:12
Daisy Kay
yeah
03:13
and get a passport while I'm at it
03:13
so I can travel outside the country
03:13
Kommissar Mandar
oh god
03:14
My passport photo was taken during the peak of my fattest days
03:14
It's the worst picture of me that exists
03:14
I thought you already traveled outside the country
03:15
weren't you in Japan?
03:15
Daisy Kay
no
03:16
I went to the ocean
03:16
and sank to the bottom
03:16
some mistake this for japan
03:16
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
03:16
*my heart will go on plays*
03:17
mmmmmmmm I'm kratom buzzin
20:00
buzz buzz
20:00
Daisy Kay
hmm?
20:01
Kommissar Mandar
Picked up some kratom today
20:02
it's basically like...a legal alternative to oxy
20:03
another one of those little things that are a godsend if you have anxiety
20:04
or in my case right now, pms
20:04
when are you gonna do your next LP cartoon?
20:07
I have an idea to throw your way...
20:07
Daisy Kay
lowtax is in china
20:08
Kommissar Mandar
oh fuck...
20:08
lucky him
20:08
what I was gonna say
20:09
Is do a clip from him and Slowbeef's Phantasmagoria LP
20:09
I wanna see Slowbeef as a klurf
20:09
I picture him all red and spikey
20:09
with a permamad face
20:10
Daisy Kay
hi
22:37
im not doin too good
22:42
Kommissar Mandar
Sorry, this computer is in its death throes
22:53
What's the matter, sweetheart?
22:54
Took me 3 goddamn restarts to get skype running after you messaged me, that's not a good sign
22:55
Fucking thing is gonna have my fist through before the week is out
22:55
Daisy Kay
oh. I'm sorry.
22:55
Kommissar Mandar
lol you didn't do anything
22:56
It's my own fault for being so careless with torrents and crap
22:56
what's wrong, hun?
22:56
Daisy Kay
I dunno.
22:58
Kommissar Mandar
Just feeling anxious?
22:58
Daisy Kay
yeah. *slumps*
22:59
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sorry to hear that, hun =(
23:00
*holds you close to her chest*
23:00
anxious about the present or past?
23:00
Daisy Kay
all of it.
23:01
my tummy hurts.
23:01
*leans on you*
23:01
Kommissar Mandar
Why don't you make yoursel some tea?
23:01
Do you like tea?
23:01
Daisy Kay
I used to. I prefer water.
23:04
Kommissar Mandar
mmm, that's good for you
23:05
that's what keeps your pretty skin so nice and smooth, I'll bet
23:05
*runs my nails along the skin of your back*
23:05
Daisy Kay
My skin is dry and prickly.
23:06
Kommissar Mandar
I would have never known it looking at your pictures
23:06
I'm sure it's not all that bad
23:07
I don't know what has you worried, but you'll be okay..
23:08
Daisy Kay
*leans on you*
23:09
Kommissar Mandar
You're out there, on your own, in control of as much of your life as you can be
23:09
Daisy Kay
*nibbles on your shoulder*
23:09
Kommissar Mandar
aww *giggles*
23:09
*ruffles up your hair and gives you a mini-noogie*
23:09
Daisy Kay
Mmmnnnnooogie
23:10
Kommissar Mandar
*squeezes you tight*
23:11
Daisy Kay
*Daisy presses his head against you as he doodles.*
23:12
Kommissar Mandar
aww
23:12
*Mandy strokes her nails up and down your arm, watching you draw*
23:13
I said it once and I'll say it again, *watches you draw* someone with so much talent shouldn't have to many worries...
23:13
Besides, I'll keep you safe *kisses your forehead*
23:14
I'm feeling down myself
23:18
*sigh*
23:18
Let me tell you something about little boys who like to be dominated....
23:18
They grow up into men who like to be dominated...
23:18
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pouts*
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
Men who get married and start families...
23:19
With insane women
23:19
And these men don't protect their children when these women decide to run amok with them
23:19
And that's what my dad is...
23:19
and just...
23:20
what it all comes down to
23:20
Is I'm just really, really, stuck right now in life
23:20
I've lost everything I had
23:20
and I'm just subject to the whims of my mother and stepmom right now
23:21
I don't have any friends to take me in
23:21
And my stepmom does not want me in the house
23:22
she hasn't since day 1
23:22
So my choices are shack up with my mom for a bit or be homeless
23:22
Daisy Kay
hm. I wonder if you could find a job here. Hm.
23:22
Kommissar Mandar
so I'll have to shack up with my mom
23:22
Daisy Kay
not sayin...
23:22
anythin
23:23
but
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
I've found jobs everywhere
23:23
well
23:23
the 2 states I've lived i
23:23
in*
23:23
Daisy Kay
Yeah
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
so I guess that's far from everywhere
23:23
I fucking can't take the job I do anymore...I swear to christ
23:23
It contributed so much to my breakdown
23:24
But it's the only decent paying thing I know how to do
23:24
I was an ophthalmic technician
23:24
Daisy Kay
I am in a rut with my job but
23:25
maybe if I had a roommate I could get more stuff done and eventually make enough money to move out and do work at my own pace
23:26
Kommissar Mandar
Well, I doubt Lowtax calls you a brainless idiot
23:26
and worthless
23:26
and incapable of thought
23:26
Daisy Kay
no but he makes me uncomfortable. Sometimes. He doesn't mean to he's just
23:26
Kommissar Mandar
That's what the doctors I've worked for have said to me
23:26
Daisy Kay
a product of his era
23:26
Kommissar Mandar
really?
23:26
Daisy Kay
haha
23:26
he's like, what, only 7 years older than me? I think?
23:27
haha
23:27
nah I call him out on his stuff sometimes
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
He just seems like a quintessential goon
23:27
cynical
23:27
Daisy Kay
but really I feel like
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
rough sense of humor
23:27
Daisy Kay
I'm not getting enough done
23:27
forced to do something every week...
23:27
no one does that
23:27
no one makes a cartoon a week.
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
Have you told him how you feel?
23:28
Daisy Kay
yeah, sure.
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
Granted, I know nothing about the man
23:29
Daisy Kay
I'll find a bed and put it in the guest room.
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
But I'm sure you have to have a thick skin runnng what he runs
23:29
Hold on
23:30
Forgive me, because i tend to assume
23:31
Are you saying I can visit?
23:31
Daisy Kay
um
23:32
mm.
23:32
maybe
23:32
Kommissar Mandar
oh wow
23:32
I would love to visit you one day
23:32
*sigh*
23:32
What hurts the most
23:32
Is that...a little over a year ago
23:33
I was in the position where I was taking care of all my friends
23:33
and their friends
23:33
And now I feel like a fucking beggar
23:33
Daisy Kay
475 divided by 2 is a tiny number
23:34
I could get food for free
23:34
Kommissar Mandar
holy fuck is that your rent?
23:34
If it is, that's cheaper than Arizona
23:35
Daisy Kay
Yeah, rent is 475 plus utilities.
23:35
I'm jus sayin
23:35
Kommissar Mandar
I don't know how I can thank you for your kindness
23:35
But I have fucked things up with everyone I've lived with
23:35
Daisy Kay
Did you ever steal someone's credit card to play WoW
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
No....
23:36
I've never stolen anything
23:36
Daisy Kay
How about adopting a dog and neglecting it
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
Never adopted a dog by myself
23:36
Daisy Kay
I'm not sure how you could be so bad
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
HAH
23:36
You know how I was so bad?
23:37
Daisy Kay
ok, go on, if you must
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
When my boyfriends buddy was 2 months behind on his rent I asked him to pay it
23:37
And he told me I was a bitch and he was going to kick my teeth in
23:37
With my cousin
23:37
When I let her dirtbag boyfriend move in for free
23:37
I got fucking fed up when he kept telling me to go to my room
23:38
And well my AZ roommate....
23:38
the grabbing....
23:38
Daisy Kay
None of that sounds like your fault.
23:39
Not even a little.
23:39
Kommissar Mandar
It's not
23:40
But at the end of the day
23:40
I'm still alone
23:40
Daisy Kay
We've both been through
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
I'm still going to be in the house I'm in for a bit
23:40
Daisy Kay
pretty much the same stuff
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
but well, I will consider it once I've built up some funds
23:41
Because, you seem like the most genuinely kind person I've ever met
23:41
Daisy Kay
when you have funds or
23:42
when you just need to get out of there
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
I really don't know how to thank you...
23:44
Daisy Kay
I don't want to see bad things happen to you
23:44
I done this before and most of the time it works out and you get on your feet and everything is cool
23:45
it was just the last person I let live with me that burned me out
23:45
lazy, lying, stealing, neglectful...
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
good lord
23:45
Yeah, I've never stolen anything...
23:46
And I'm always the only one who cleans
23:46
Daisy Kay
She made me so angry and I just felt defeated and used.
23:46
Kommissar Mandar
It's kind of a dick move that she brought a dog in without asking...
23:46
Or even if she did ask
23:46
that it became your responsibility
23:47
Daisy Kay
she had a job at the time
23:47
for exactly two months
23:47
I felt basically guilted into taking care of it.
23:47
Kommissar Mandar
that's kinda how it was with my roommates cat
23:49
Daisy Kay
at least you don't have to walk a cat
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
before dirtbag moved in
23:49
Daisy Kay
dogs need to be let out.
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
she would go away for like a week at a time with her boyfriend
23:49
Daisy Kay
They need constant attention or at least a big back yard.
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
leave the cat three bowls of food
23:50
and I'd be like 'really'?
23:50
yeah, Fishy didn't pick at his food like a normal cat
23:50
he would eat till he puked, like a dog
23:50
and then keep eating
23:50
but yeah, a dog...
23:50
Daisy Kay
I keep refillable bowls (food and water)
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
dogs turn crazy when neglected
23:51
Daisy Kay
yeah
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
what kind of dog was it?
23:51
Daisy Kay
Lilly was a bad dog that just needed more love. She obeyed me but not her owner.
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
big or small?
23:51
awww Lilly : 3
23:52
that's a cute name
23:52
Daisy Kay
She was small-ish. Her parents were big but she came out stocky... Like, very strong.
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
kind of like a beagle or a basset hound I imagine
23:54
Daisy Kay
boxer and bloodhound mix.
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
small, but like a dumptruck
23:54
ahhh
23:54
yeah hounds...
23:54
you need to be on top of a hound
23:54
Daisy Kay
with a brindle coat
23:54
she was ugly
23:54
but, well
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
they will destroy shit
23:55
Daisy Kay
you have to love a dog like that
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
eat everything
23:55
yeah, you have to really, really give that dog attention
23:55
Daisy Kay
you need to love ugly dogs
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
I still have a scar on my wrist from where my neighbors basset hound attacked me
23:55
Daisy Kay
I only have the little tiny scars.
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
I have Frankenstein scars on my ankles : 3
23:56
Daisy Kay
why?
23:57
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file frankenstein scar.jpg.
23:57
I've had 6 surgeries on my feet
23:58
3 on each foot
23:58
Daisy Kay
A lot of my scars are
23:58
dots
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
I have a foot deformity that for the life of me I cannot pronounce
23:58
Daisy Kay
I wish I had cool scars
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
But this doctor tried an experimental surgery to correct it
23:58
WELP
23:58
Daisy Kay
oops
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
the experiment failed
23:58
Daisy Kay
Mine were never corrected.
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
because they are actually worse off now
23:58
You're probably better off that way
23:59
Daisy Kay
Some people notice my weird gait if they watch me closely.
23:59
My feet sorta point outward, like the opposite of pigeon-toed
23:59
Thursday, 08. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
ah
00:00
my ankles go in like this > <
00:00
they look..slightly more normal now
00:01
but feel worse
00:01
and I still walk like an asshole
00:01
Daisy Kay
I bet you walk cute
00:01
*SHRUGS* SORRY
00:01
ha ha
00:01
Kommissar Mandar
hahaha
00:02
Don't worry, you're not the first person to say that lol
00:02
I've never been sensitive about it
00:02
Daisy Kay
*picks you up*
00:02
Kommissar Mandar
*wheeee*
00:03
Daisy Kay
*pokes snoots together*
00:03
I should draw your klurf after I finish this picture
00:03
Kommissar Mandar
= D
00:03
yaaay
00:03
I would love that : 3
00:04
but only if you're not too tired
00:04
Daisy Kay
I'm not
00:07
it's only 2AM.
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
You're nocturnal, like me : 3
00:07
I always feel more alert at night
00:11
Daisy Kay
*Daisy kicks his legs under his chair as he draws.*
00:13
Kommissar Mandar
*tickles your feet*
00:14
Daisy Kay
*giggles*
00:17
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/464305172613578752
00:26
Kommissar Mandar
oooh!
00:26
SHIT!
00:26
The chef it too adorable
00:26
Daisy Kay
I'm the one that's face down.,
00:27
Kommissar Mandar
aww = (
00:27
Daisy Kay
ha ha c:
00:28
Kommissar Mandar
The klurf under the moon is trippin
00:28
Daisy Kay
I like the klurf that's a tall girl
00:29
Kommissar Mandar
the one in front of the klurf with the glasses?
00:30
or the one in the corner?
00:30
Daisy Kay
yeah the one with glasses klurf
00:30
wit da lips
00:30
Kommissar Mandar
aww : 3
00:31
Is it raining by you?
00:34
it is by me : 3
00:34
Daisy Kay
It is supposed to be
00:35
Kommissar Mandar
nice
00:35
Daisy Kay
*draws your klurf.*
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
yaaay = D
00:37
omg I can't wait to see it
00:37
I'm drawing a klurf too : 3
00:45
Daisy Kay
yaaay
00:45
boobs
00:51
Kommissar Mandar
= O
00:51
boobs are the funnest
00:51
Daisy Kay
I have trouble drawing big boobs
00:51
I keep making them smaller than they're supposed to be
00:51
Kommissar Mandar
aww
00:52
I always have the opposite problem
00:52
and draw them too big
00:52
I'm struggling with closed fists right now
00:52
I hate hands...
00:52
even cartoon hands give me problems
00:52
Daisy Kay
so like
00:58
light blue eyes right
00:58
Kommissar Mandar
yup1
01:00
Daisy Kay
you're so blue
01:06
such a deep royal blue
01:06
Kommissar Mandar
My favorite : 3
01:06
ooooh boy
01:07
mines done : 3
01:07
I know you're always insanely busy with your cartoons
01:08
but next LP cartoon...
01:08
Sent file slowbeef.png.
01:08
I love the way this came out : 3
01:08
Daisy Kay
haha neat
01:09
Kommissar Mandar
so much klurf rage
01:09
Daisy Kay
A klurf with toes
01:09
I think that
01:09
the mouth is spot-on
01:09
good angry mouth shape
01:09
Kommissar Mandar
thank you!
01:10
Can I post it to your facebook?
01:11
Daisy Kay
yes
01:12
Kommissar Mandar
yay!
01:12
Daisy Kay
mmf...
01:26
Kommissar Mandar
= O ?
01:28
Daisy Kay
*squirms*
01:28
Sent file mandersklurf.png.
01:36
Kommissar Mandar
OMG I LOVE IT!!!!
01:37
*Squeezes the hell out of you*
01:37
Daisy Kay
I kept erasing and redrawing the eyes
01:37
Kommissar Mandar
They look perfect : 3
01:38
I love it so much.....
01:39
Daisy Kay
*Daisy twists his shirt in his hands.*
01:39
Kommissar Mandar
*Smothers your face in kisses*
01:39
You look so bashful : 3
01:40
it's funny how much taller I am than you
01:40
In real life, it would be the opposite
01:41
This is now my wallpaper : 3
01:41
Daisy Kay
*blush*
01:42
Kommissar Mandar
*kisses your snoot*
01:43
Daisy Kay
It is late but I kinda still want to be teased
01:44
Kommissar Mandar
I got no plans on sleeping :3
01:45
hmmmm
01:45
Do you want to be the big brother this time?
01:46
Daisy Kay
*Daisy blushes* he he
01:46
Kommissar Mandar
Getting taken advantage of by his little sister? :3
01:46
Daisy Kay
*looks down* okay...
01:46
that would be so embarrassing...
01:47
*puts his hands to his face.*
01:47
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
01:47
*Do I see my big brother, alone in his bed?*
01:48
Daisy Kay
~
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
*No, I can't = ( )
01:50
*Without asking, little sister Mandy climbs under the covers*
01:50
*It's so cold in the house, big brother...will you cuddle me to keep me warm?*
01:51
Daisy Kay
~
01:53
Kommissar Mandar
*Ooooh big brother, you're such a baby!*
01:54
*Why don't you just sleep in your boxers like other boys?*
01:54
Daisy Kay
*He blushes warmly. You know he isn't wearing boxers tonight. "Mandy, come on..." he rolls over a bit, facing away from you.*
01:55
Kommissar Mandar
*MMMMM! Mandy grabs you back facing her so you have to put her arms around her like a good big brother*
01:56
Daisy Kay
*Daisy puts his arms around his little sister. He pulls his lower half back a bit though, just holding you to his chest.*
01:57
Kommissar Mandar
*She nuzzles her face into your chest and you feel her breath tickle your throat*
01:57
*Mmmm, you have such a nice body, big brother...*
01:58
*Mandy runs her hand down your fleece-covered back until she reaches the curiously cushy curve of your butt*
01:58
Daisy Kay
~
01:59
Kommissar Mandar
*It's just you and me in the dark here, Daisy...no one will ever know...*
02:00
*Mandy puts her hands gingerly back where it was*
02:01
Daisy Kay
~
02:01
Kommissar Mandar
*gasp! Big brother...you still....wear...?....*
02:02
Daisy Kay
~
02:03
Kommissar Mandar
*awww...it's okay Daisy...Mandy hugs you tighter*
02:04
*I won't tell anyone at school*
02:04
*It'll be our little secret...just like this...Mandy leans forward and kisses her brother fully on the mouth, letting her soft tongue slide between his lips*
02:04
Daisy Kay
*Daisy pouts "why would you? Don't you still wet the bed?" The older boy has no idea that you've been pretty much potty trained before you even turned three. He squirms around, feeling embarrassed now. He tries to turn his head away as you kiss his face "come on, stoppit~"*
02:06
Kommissar Mandar
*No...I stopped wetting since before I can remember*
02:06
*HAHA what? Don't you like kisses from pretty girls? Mandy bats her eyes at Daisy.*
02:07
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whimpers "it's not that, it's just... You're my little sister!" He looks down at you. "You know Mom said we're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed..."*
02:07
Kommissar Mandar
Psssshhhh *You know nothing, big brother*
02:09
*I happen to know for a fact that Mommy kisses Uncle Japeppi!*
02:10
*She's just a big ol' hypocrite*
02:10
*It's perfectly normal for a brother and sister to want to explore eachother's bodies...*
02:10
Daisy Kay
*Daisy still feels uneasy about it, mostly because of our age difference. He looks down at his sister's chest. He reaches over curiously and lifts your top, taking a peek.*
02:11
Kommissar Mandar
*Aren't they already so big, Daisy?*
02:12
*All the boys in school look at me...I don't like it*
02:12
*But....I don't mind you looking*
02:12
Daisy Kay
*Daisy smiles meekly "they're not so big for your age... Besides..." He places a hand over one of your small breasts. "I hope you stay this way for a while..." He admits he thinks you're cute. He leans in and plants a kiss on your lips, opening his mouth and tonguing you back just like you did to him.*
02:14
Kommissar Mandar
*mmmm* *you hear a purring sound coming from the back of your sister's throat...a hungry sound*
02:16
*She pulls you deeper into the kiss*
02:17
Daisy Kay
*Daisy shifts around, letting out pathetic whimpers. He opens his mouth as you kiss him back harder. He presses his face to yours. "oh Mandy..." he moans. He rubs his hand over his padded crotch, crinkling sounds coming from under his jammies.*
02:18
Kommissar Mandar
*Aww, what are you hiding from me under there?*
02:19
*Mandy unzips your feetsie jammies revealing the pull ups underneath, and peaks over the waistband of your pull ups*
02:19
*Brother.....are you....hard for me?*
02:22
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whimpers as you look right at his erect cock, pointing up at you. It's already glistening and wet. "W-well..." he mumbles softly, looking away."*
02:23
Kommissar Mandar
*Sssshhh, Mandy soothes, stroking your hair...it's perfectly alright...*
02:26
*I can take care of that for you...I know how...*
02:26
Daisy Kay
*Daisy scrunches up his freckled face. "I know how too..." He pulls down his puffy undies and lifts you on top of his body. He rubs his wet cock on the outside of your panties. "Do you... want to?"*
02:27
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes*
02:29
*Yeesss*
02:29
*so very much*
02:29
Daisy Kay
*Daisy reaches his hand down the back of your pants, running his fingers between your cheeks. "I might have to... do it in here..." He presses his finger against your tight butthole. "So I don't get you pregnant or anything..." he looks into your eyes, his face just radiating heat as he blushes.*
02:30
Kommissar Mandar
*You know just where I like it..*
02:31
*Mandy purrs again, simply at the thought of Daisy's warm, hard cock in such a personal area*
02:32
Daisy Kay
*Daisy smiles. He tugs down your panties and stares at your cute little pussy for a while. He grabs your waist and lifts you up. He sets you down, pressing his tip to your asshole. He rubs around outside it, squirting pre against you and lubing you up in the process. "ah... I'm getting a little too excited..." he admits. He slowly pushes you down.*
02:33
Kommissar Mandar
*oooOOOooo Daisy that feels so good* *You feel her tight asshole clench against your shaft*
02:34
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whimpers "oh... I'm such a pervert.. this is so wrong..." he moans. He shoves his cock all the way inside you, feeling your tight warm hole just surrounding his shaft and squeezing it. "ahhh... You'll make me cum too soon if you keep that up..." he tries to fuck you slowly.*
02:36
Kommissar Mandar
*It's so wrong...but doesn't it feel so right?*
02:38
*That's it, brother, nice and slow...*
02:38
*Mandy begins to moan louder*
02:38
Daisy Kay
*Daisy keeps his hands on your hips. He was trying to keep quiet but soon enough he begins to moan along with you. He arches his back, fucking you deeper. The slick sound of skin slapping together gets louder. He stares down at your cunt, watching it get so sticky and wet. "Oh god, you're so cute..." he says between breaths.*
02:40
Kommissar Mandar
*mmmm* *Mandy's sopping pussy floods you as your fuck her deeply in the ass*
02:41
*Her asshole clenches tighter and she can barely breathe*
02:42
*You feel her nails rake across your rock-hard thighs*
02:44
Daisy Kay
*Daisy fucks you harder and faster, grunting and growling like an animal. He squeezes your little body and lets out a strained moan. You feel your insides getting coated with hot, sticky cum. You hear loud wet squishes as he keeps fucking you until he's all out of cum. He sighs softly and flops onto his back, letting you sit on top of him while he's still hard.*
02:44
Kommissar Mandar
*mmmmmm big brother....Mandy looks at you with glazed over eyes and a face scarlet from exertion*
02:45
*That was...unbelievable..*
02:45
*You see...there's nothing wrong with wanting to show your sister how much you care for her...*
02:45
Daisy Kay
*Daisy looks up at you with dreamy bedroom eyes. He grins, showing his goofy teeth.*
02:46
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy slides back beside Daisy and gently kisses him on the lips*
02:48
*"You're a good big brother..." She whispers*
02:48
Daisy Kay
*Lets out a tired sigh "Oh Mandy... you're so pretty..." he trembles under you.*
02:49
Kommissar Mandar
*blushes...that means a lot coming from you*
02:51
*You're beautiful too*
02:51
*I could lay entwined in your strong arms all day and night...*
02:51
Daisy Kay
*He cuddles you "I wish the other girls at school liked me like you do..." He pauses "but maybe I don't need them..."*
02:52
Kommissar Mandar
*You don't, silly, because I'll give you more than they ever could*
02:54
Daisy Kay
~
02:55
Kommissar Mandar
*What happened, sweetheart?*
02:56
Daisy Kay
*He makes a face "I don't wanna say..." He squirms under you, still a bit hard, though you can feel him starting to get soft.*
02:57
Kommissar Mandar
*sssshhhh, you can tell me, sweetling...*
02:58
Daisy Kay
~
02:59
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy kisses away the forming tears in your eyes*
02:59
*It's alright my sweetheart...one day that moment will be completely insignificant in the grand scheme of life...the life you'll spend with me*
03:01
*She runs a hand through your hair and kisses you on the mouth again...you feel her nipples brush your chest*
03:01
Daisy Kay
*Daisy feels mortified, but the idea of being with his little sister puts him at ease. He snuggles up to you.*
03:02
Kommissar Mandar
*No one will ever have to know about your problem...*
03:04
*kisses you on the forehead*
03:05
Daisy Kay
*He looks down "well... except you..." he pouts.*
03:05
Kommissar Mandar
*Well it doesn't bother me in the least*
03:06
Daisy Kay
~
03:07
Kommissar Mandar
*Cuddles you close*
03:10
Daisy Kay
~
03:11
Kommissar Mandar
*of course I do!*
03:13
*You're such a good big brother, Daisy, you would always play with my Jem and the Holograms dolls with me...*
03:13
Daisy Kay
*Daisy giggles a bit, squirming around under the covers with you. "I had fun though!"*
03:14
Kommissar Mandar
*We always had fun playing together...it's like we were perfect for eachother, even then..*
03:15
Daisy Kay
~
03:17
Kommissar Mandar
*you're so cute when you suck your thumb, big brother...* *sighs*
03:17
*kisses your snoot*
03:17
Daisy Kay
*blushes "really?"*
03:18
Kommissar Mandar
*mm hmm*
03:19
Daisy Kay
~
03:20
Kommissar Mandar
*agreed*
03:23
*Mandy slips down to nothing*
03:23
Daisy Kay
((*blushes* I'm so close...)
03:24
Kommissar Mandar
((really?))
03:25
Daisy Kay
((I'm all slippery over here...))
03:26
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy purrs and wiggles her rump against her brother's crotch*
03:26
Daisy Kay
*pets your hair*
03:28
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm, I love the way your hands feel on me*
03:29
Daisy Kay
Mmmmmy mouth is all dry...
03:29
*goes to get some water~~~~
03:30
*pokes you*
03:34
Kommissar Mandar
*giggles*
03:35
Daisy Kay
*poke poke*
03:35
*poke poke poke*
03:35
Kommissar Mandar
*nuuuuuuu*
03:35
*laughs and clutches tummy*
03:36
Daisy Kay
*nibbles your neck*
03:36
Kommissar Mandar
*mmmmm*
03:36
Daisy Kay
*pokes your butt*
03:36
Kommissar Mandar
*mmmm, you know what I like*
03:36
*spanks you*
03:37
((The way the light is shining through the overcast and hitting the trees while it rains almost makes Jersey look prety this morning))
03:40
*Kisses your eyebrows*
03:40
Daisy Kay
c:
03:40
Kommissar Mandar
*holds you close and sighs*
03:43
pppppphew
05:11
I'm on a roll today
05:11
Sent file Daisy half n Half.jpg.
05:11
Daisy Kay
I like
07:26
*rolls back in bed* I like it whole not just half
07:26
Kommissar Mandar
awww, thank you!
07:27
Daisy Kay
*kisses your neck*
07:27
*kisses your ankle*
07:27
Kommissar Mandar
awww, you're kissing my ugly frankenstine scars...
07:28
: 3
07:28
*smooches your snoot*
07:28
Daisy Kay
It took me forever to wake up
13:24
Kommissar Mandar
I just woke up from a nap : 3
15:07
Daisy Kay
I wish I was nappin...
15:08
Kommissar Mandar
*pulls you into nice cozy waterbed*
15:08
I love my waterbed
15:08
I woke up to find out they're going to be selling Mountain Dew Baja Blast commercially....
15:09
the little things in life..
15:09
Daisy Kay
I wouldn't get one with a cat in the house.
15:09
Kommissar Mandar
True
15:10
The new ones though have like a gajiliion layers of reinforcement over the water though
15:10
Daisy Kay
Kit pokes everything.
15:11
Kommissar Mandar
aww
15:11
Daisy Kay
even with two scratching posts.
15:11
Kommissar Mandar
That's how Kommissar was
15:12
She also knocked down everything that wasn't nailed down
15:13
I find that cats tend to claw whatever they're not supposed to
15:19
Daisy Kay
I have a pillow in the livingroom just for Kit and he has only slept on it one time.
15:21
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
15:21
Daisy Kay
Actually
15:21
he doesn't really have favorite spots
15:21
just
15:21
I think he likes to be around me
15:22
Kommissar Mandar
aww
15:22
Daisy Kay
He will sit on my towels
15:22
or on the chair by my work-out bike
15:22
anything that smells like me I guess
15:22
Kommissar Mandar
that's adorable :3
15:23
Daisy Kay
common.
15:24
Kommissar Mandar
He loves u : 3
15:26
I remember he looks like Fishy from what I saw of him
15:28
Daisy Kay
he has white paws and a white bib
15:28
Kommissar Mandar
aww
15:29
Daisy Kay
yeah
15:30
Kommissar Mandar
how old was he again?
15:30
Daisy Kay
um, dunno
15:30
not very old
15:30
maybe 5 or 6?
15:30
Kommissar Mandar
that's good
15:30
Daisy Kay
He is at least middle-aged cat
15:31
Kommissar Mandar
I found Kommissar when she was not even a year old
15:31
I don't believe in outdoor cats
15:31
but
15:31
She needed...more than an apartment lol
15:32
She was so wild, she would just go around destroying everything
15:32
though at he same time
15:33
Daisy Kay
Kit isnt bad
15:33
Kommissar Mandar
It's never a good idea to have an outdoor cat in AZ
15:33
plenty of things around to eat them
15:33
Daisy Kay
but he will try to get his way by whining
15:33
When I am trying to leave he will try to hang around the screen door
15:34
He loves the view there
15:34
Kommissar Mandar
He doesn't want you to go = (
15:34
Daisy Kay
If I try to nudge him he cries
15:34
I can either wait it out
15:34
Kommissar Mandar
Is he bad with stealing food?
15:35
Daisy Kay
or if I'm running late I will distract him with treats
15:35
no he hates food generally
15:35
Kommissar Mandar
ah man
15:35
Daisy Kay
sometimes I will try and give him something but he wont touch it
15:35
Kommissar Mandar
With both Fishy and Kommissar, you had to eat like a prisoner....
15:35
Daisy Kay
touchy little kitty
15:35
Kommissar Mandar
Fishy was worse
15:35
Daisy Kay
he hates wet food
15:35
which is weird
15:35
Kommissar Mandar
You could not put food down...ever
15:36
Daisy Kay
cats usually love the canned stuff
15:36
he just ignores it
15:36
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, that's strange
15:36
Kommissar would only eat wet
15:36
Daisy Kay
Kit is just an usual cat
15:36
likes being held and hugged
15:37
wants to always be around you
15:37
not so indepedent
15:37
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
15:38
He seems very good
15:38
not a destroyer, not a food thief
15:38
these are a lot of money but...I want one
15:38
http://catcentral.edublogs.org/files/2012/11/oriental-shorthair-n5mr07.jpg
15:38
Still less money than a hyena....
15:39
Daisy Kay
I want a rex rat
15:41
Kommissar Mandar
Those are cool too!
15:41
Mr. Bigglesworth : 3
15:41
Daisy Kay
no they
15:41
they are like carpet
15:41
Kommissar Mandar
oh ooooh
15:41
Daisy Kay
curly hair
15:41
Kommissar Mandar
I thought you meant the hairless kind
15:42
now I see what you mean
15:42
They do look like carpet : 3
15:42
Daisy Kay
http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/l-Baby-blue-rex-dumbo-rat-Looks-like-my-little-Saylaway.jpg
15:42
Kommissar Mandar
awwwww
15:43
Do you have any rats right now?
15:43
i used to have a hooded rat
15:43
Daisy Kay
not right now
15:44
I've had several though.
15:44
Kommissar Mandar
She...bit eyes
15:44
Not a very nice Lady
15:44
that was her name too
15:44
Lady
15:44
She knew to go for eyes on people, and that's where she would bite
15:45
Kind of like me in a fight
15:45
jk
15:45
Daisy Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO-eoMWXgV8
15:45
here's rats eating corn
15:45
Kommissar Mandar
My rat would eat anything
15:46
aww, that's exactly how Lady looked
15:46
Daisy Kay
it's funny how rats can eat anything
15:46
I mean
15:46
Kommissar Mandar
Well they're used to living in sewers and subways...
15:47
Daisy Kay
their stomachs are amazing
15:47
most animals can't eat what they eat.
15:47
stuff that would kill other animals
15:47
Kommissar Mandar
I suppose their rival would be the goat
15:47
Daisy Kay
they can eat chocolate
15:48
Kommissar Mandar
that's interesting...
15:49
Rats can eat people
15:50
My rat used to like to chill in my bra : 3
15:50
Daisy Kay
yeah
15:50
Kommissar Mandar
I would scare the FUCK out of people like that
15:50
Daisy Kay
rats like to rest between boobs
15:50
Kommissar Mandar
I took her to one of my old jobs
15:50
Daisy Kay
It's more about
15:50
Kommissar Mandar
didn't say anything
15:51
and a rat just crawled out of my tits
15:51
it was pretty metal
15:51
Daisy Kay
just... a soft crevice.
15:51
When I would let my rats crawl around
15:52
they liked to squeeze between the space of my chair and thigh.
15:52
The more I moved my leg the closer they could go
15:53
squeezing it
15:53
it's like "stop don't go there"
15:53
and then they go there
15:53
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
15:53
at least they didn't go in your pants
15:54
Daisy Kay
like ferrets or rabbits
15:54
yeah they would
15:54
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
15:54
Daisy Kay
ferrets, rabbits, and rodents
15:54
Kommissar Mandar
that just sounds painful
15:54
Daisy Kay
like squeezing into tight spaces
15:54
especially if it feels soft
15:55
maybe some burrowing instinct
15:55
Kommissar Mandar
Now I miss having a rat chill in my bra = (
15:55
Daisy Kay
I had a ferret go up my pant leg once
15:55
Kommissar Mandar
that just sounds like the worst way to be tickled
15:56
or best
15:56
Daisy Kay
I can't stand it ha
15:57
ha ha
15:57
fuffafuffafuffafuff
15:58
brkbrkbrkbrk
15:58
I like how they sound like deflated bike horns
15:58
Kommissar Mandar
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/114/f2dcf50a18f24a1a8452e66a602dba70/l.jpg
16:01
sheeeit
16:01
I want a hyena so bad lol
16:01
Daisy Kay
well you can't have one sorry
16:02
Kommissar Mandar
I could
16:02
Just not legally or feasibly lol
16:02
random question
16:04
do you have any tattoos?
16:04
Daisy Kay
I think I told ya no
16:05
no tats or piercings.
16:05
Kommissar Mandar
oh yeah
16:05
tattoos are generally bad ideas, at least in my experience
16:06
Daisy Kay
no drugs no smoking no alcohol.
16:06
Kommissar Mandar
I fucking hate my tattoos
16:06
lol
16:06
the alcohol is what led to my shitty tattoos
16:06
but since I've fucked up my skin already
16:06
Daisy Kay
and rarely smoking weed socially does not count as drugs in my book
16:06
Kommissar Mandar
I was thinking of getting a tattoo of a hyena
16:07
But I'm worried people would be like "huurrr what's that a doggy?"
16:07
though
16:07
it still wouldn't be as bad as what happened with my back....
16:08
Daisy Kay
I have thought about getting tats around my scars/moles.
16:08
Kommissar Mandar
Eh, just reeeally know what you want first
16:08
Daisy Kay
Just anything
16:08
Kommissar Mandar
because having to live with a bad tat is not fun
16:08
Daisy Kay
just something to cover.
16:08
Kommissar Mandar
Get a klurf : 3
16:09
Daisy Kay
I would never get a tat cheaply
16:09
Kommissar Mandar
That's what I did!
16:09
Daisy Kay
it is the kind of thing I would pay good money for.
16:09
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, you need to
16:09
or else
16:09
Daisy Kay
I see all these
16:09
Kommissar Mandar
you go in asking for snakes
16:09
Daisy Kay
really bad drawings
16:09
brb
16:10
Kommissar Mandar
and come out with Richard Scarry-esque worms on your back....
16:10
like a certain drunken 18 year old asshole...
16:10
Daisy Kay
LOWLY WORM
16:10
IN THE APPLE CAR
16:10
that's what I'll get
16:10
Kommissar Mandar
YES1
16:10
Holy shit that would be amazing
16:10
Daisy Kay
lol
16:10
Kommissar Mandar
You need to do that now
16:11
Sent file hyenabones.png.
16:11
I kinda want this...
16:11
oh god...
16:26
I found a picture of my old snake tat before I covered it up
16:26
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/SlytherinForLife.jpg
16:27
Yeah...it could have been a lot worse, I suppose
16:27
but still...that is not what the picture I brought in looked like...
16:27
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/tattoopics004.jpg
16:29
I have this one too, which I actually like
16:29
But I look at it and I'm like....why did I get that there?
16:29
Daisy Kay
I never noticed
16:34
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, exactly
16:35
Daisy Kay
2007?????????????????????????
16:35
Kommissar Mandar
yup
16:35
I had just graduated high school and needed to do something stupid
16:35
I should have just stuck to piercings
16:37
I don't regret any of my piercings
16:37
though the actual experience of getting my boobs pierced was awkward to say the least lol
16:37
Daisy Kay
I should call mom
16:37
in case I get busy on sunday
16:38
Kommissar Mandar
aww
16:38
I'm a loser and I live with mom, so I don't need to call her
16:38
blargh
16:38
I usually take my stepmom out to a bar for mother's day
16:45
That being what she likes
16:46
I've learned time and time again that I shouldn't drink lol
16:47
Especially after last time
16:48
and me freaking out and messaging you was actually not last time
16:49
last time actually managed to be far worse
16:49
So this mothers day the rounds will be for just stepmom
16:50
I love the new LP cartoon <3
18:30
Daisy Kay
peep
18:30
Kommissar Mandar
poop
18:30
*head explodes*
18:31
Daisy Kay
*wiggle*
18:32
Kommissar Mandar
uhg
18:32
I don't feel good
18:33
I wanna cuddle
18:33
Daisy Kay
*sets you in her lap as she draws*
18:33
Kommissar Mandar
*peeks at your doodle*
18:34
heh heh that sounded dirty
18:34
*nuzzles your neck*
18:34
heh
19:20
Daisy Kay
hm?
19:20
Kommissar Mandar
You know what's great about short term memory loss?
19:20
You can watch a whole playthrough of a game and have it still be a challenge for you, because you don't remember shit...
19:21
Actually no
19:21
It just kind of makes you want to put a shotgun in your mouth most of the time
19:21
Sorry, I didn't mean to be morbid...I just
19:22
am not doing to well myself, right now
19:22
Daisy Kay
My longterm memory is
19:23
highly detailed
19:23
I just don't remember things as soon as they happen
19:23
Kommissar Mandar
mmm
19:24
That sounds pretty normal
19:24
What happened to me was
19:24
I actually went for an evaluation when I was 16
19:24
Because of whatever the fuck my learning disabilties were
19:24
And one of them was short term memory loss
19:25
and it's gotten worse, and worse, and worse over the yers....
19:25
years*
19:25
To the point where I had trouble at my job
19:25
which landed me ultimately in the situation I'm in now
19:26
Going from taking care of my friends to stuck in this fucking house collecting disability
19:27
getting treated like a goddamn leper by my family
19:28
And I honestly just want to paint the walls with my skull so I can have the last laugh over my worthless fucking mind
19:29
Daisy Kay
I'm sorry, boober...
19:30
Kommissar Mandar
I'm sorry to dump on you
19:30
but it's just one of those nights
19:31
Daisy Kay
it's good to have someone to dump on.
19:31
I don't mind it.
19:31
Kommissar Mandar
I don't like burdening people with my problems
19:32
Daisy Kay
I like to listen.
19:33
It's no burden for me.
19:33
Kommissar Mandar
I know you understand what it's like to feel broken
19:33
It's hard for me to see it, being that you're loved by so many
19:34
But I know you know what it feels like
19:34
Daisy Kay
I'm hated by enough people
19:36
that want to push me to suicide.
19:36
not a lot
19:36
but it almost works
19:37
Kommissar Mandar
they think about you enough to hate you
19:37
Daisy Kay
I'm way too sensitive.
19:37
Kommissar Mandar
what does that tell you?
19:37
Daisy Kay
I know.
19:37
Kommissar Mandar
Imagine if you were just...forgotten by everyone
19:37
Daisy Kay
I
19:37
wish... I was?
19:37
sometimes I wish I could just float back to obscurity
19:37
and be a janitor or something
19:37
Kommissar Mandar
heh
19:37
You say that now
19:37
Daisy Kay
and live the rest of my life forgotten
19:38
or erase myself
19:38
sci-fi time altering
19:38
erasure. ha ha
19:38
Kommissar Mandar
Well I think we'd both do that if we could
19:38
Really, what do people say to you?
19:38
"Oh, that big girly boy Shmorky I have to make fun of him because I have nothing better to do with my life"
19:39
You don't want to be forgotten
19:40
Daisy Kay
http://skreened.com/shmorky/dump?
19:41
Kommissar Mandar
It's fun for the first day
19:41
and then...
19:41
awww
19:41
I actually really want the 'blood puke' and 'doki doki panic' one
19:42
Lets run away and be janitors *grapples you*
19:45
Daisy Kay
okey dokey!
19:46
Kommissar Mandar
The blood puke shirt is really calling to me...
20:08
Yeah, I'm getting one of these shirts
20:09
but it's a hard decision
20:09
Daisy Kay
I'm not done makin the new ones yet
20:09
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
20:09
perhaps I'll hold off then
20:09
I want the doki doki panic one so bad too
20:14
it's just so douchebaggy, I love it
20:14
Daisy Kay
yeah it is fun.
20:21
Kommissar Mandar
that was a big in joke amongst me and my old NY buddies
20:21
I feel better now *stretches*
20:23
Daisy Kay
almoist doine.
21:11
http://butthug.com/post/85189758545/badshirtsnew-2014-q2
21:16
Kommissar Mandar
If I had the money I would a load of them
21:20
I love them :3
21:20
I'm drawing another klurf
21:20
this time it's a character from my story
21:20
Antonin the Bloodhound
21:20
He's basically a.....
21:21
can't find the word
21:21
Feral person?
21:21
His story is
21:22
Daisy Kay
I'm going to buy some shirts
21:22
since I have about $118 of credit
21:22
Kommissar Mandar
Wait
21:22
I'm confused
21:22
oh nevermind
21:23
I sorted out my own dumb dumb brain
21:23
I was gonna be like
21:23
How do you buy your own shirts?
21:23
As if you had little elves in your house sitting there making them
21:23
Daisy Kay
yeah all my shirts are free.
21:23
Kommissar Mandar
Blah, I'm a dummy head
21:24
Sent file Antonin the bloodhound.png.
21:33
The klurf hunter....
21:34
Yeah
21:34
This dude accidentally left behind on a camping trip with his family
21:34
they find him years later as a teenager
21:35
and he's a hardened outdoorsman
21:35
Daisy Kay
strong jaw
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
haha yeah
21:37
I was experimenting with how it would be to make a boxy snoot/jaw
21:38
a klurf strongman
21:38
This is adorable
22:25
there is a bread crust on a plate on my floor right now
22:25
and my dog is having a moral dilemma as to whether she should eat it or not
22:25
she's so torn....
22:26
Daisy Kay
c:
23:41
Kommissar Mandar
*kisses your eyebrows*
23:44
Daisy Kay
peep
23:47
Kommissar Mandar
jeepers creepers
23:48
where'd you get those peepers?
23:48
*licks your eyeball*
23:51
Friday, 09. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
lol
00:07
"check out those getaway sticks"
00:07
Daisy Kay
Mmmm
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
that's like...the best way I've ever heard legs described
00:07
Daisy Kay
ohhh
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
you have nice getaway sticks : 3
00:11
Daisy Kay
they're ok
00:12
Kommissar Mandar
they're more than ok = P
00:12
I wish mine were longer
00:13
I have short, stubby legs
00:13
Daisy Kay
I wish I was thin
00:15
instead of buldging everywhere
00:15
I mean just... a tube shape
00:15
I don't like having muscles
00:15
Kommissar Mandar
I think you're already thin
00:15
Daisy Kay
Yes
00:15
Kommissar Mandar
plus you work at it everyday
00:15
Daisy Kay
I have a tapered waist
00:15
which looks nice
00:15
Kommissar Mandar
so you'll only get thinner
00:15
Daisy Kay
but it's not what I want
00:15
I'd rather be pear shaped honestly
00:15
Kommissar Mandar
hourglass figure
00:15
Daisy Kay
our glass figures.
00:16
Kommissar Mandar
haha
00:17
I'm happy with my body the way it is
00:17
I used to be obsessed with dieting
00:17
I got down to a size 5
00:18
Daisy Kay
Your body is pretty
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
but then I...gave up lol
00:18
Daisy Kay
I like it a lot I want it
00:18
*looks at it agin*
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
I like my body better with more chub actually
00:18
more T and A
00:18
I would give it to you...if it wasn't attached
00:18
Daisy Kay
oh there's the tattoo
00:19
it was... covered...
00:19
c:
00:19
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
00:19
I really wish I got that tattoo where it could be seen more
00:19
I actually do like it, 7 years later
00:19
Daisy Kay
*munches on a garden vegetable wheat thin.*
00:23
Kommissar Mandar
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/0722092239a.jpg
00:23
that was the thinnest I ever got down too
00:24
I like myself better now
00:24
Daisy Kay
*pats your butt*
00:24
Kommissar Mandar
*purrs*
00:24
though I really...eat bad now lol
00:25
many have asked me what I'm doing still alive
00:25
Daisy Kay
I have lots of good food here
00:26
lots of raw veggies and cheese and chicken and flatbread
00:27
what is your favorite fruit?
00:27
Kommissar Mandar
let me think....
00:28
i like kiwi
00:28
I like peaches
00:28
watermelon actually
00:28
that's my favorite
00:28
not a fruit, but I eat eggplants raw
00:29
Daisy Kay
heh c:
I would love a slice of eggplant inside a sandwich
00:29
Kommissar Mandar
that sounds good
00:29
Daisy Kay
I love avocados.
00:30
Kommissar Mandar
I just like to dig my face into them
00:30
oh shit yeah
00:30
Daisy Kay
mash them up and put em on stuff
00:30
use a fork to make a nice avocado paste.
00:30
I eat mostly sandwiches...
00:30
they can just have all the nutrients you need.
00:31
Kommissar Mandar
I do the same thing!
00:31
Because I just...never feel like cooking
00:31
i can cook
00:31
Daisy Kay
low calorie flatbread
00:31
Kommissar Mandar
I just never feel like it
00:31
Daisy Kay
there's nothing wrong with carbs but lots of bread is too fatty
00:31
Kommissar Mandar
yeah
00:32
my biggest thing
00:32
is I eat a lot of mayonnaise
00:33
like...a lot
00:33
Daisy Kay
yeah that's no good
00:33
it provides very little while giving too much.
00:33
that is why you should get used to 'cados
00:33
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I know it's terrible
00:33
Daisy Kay
They are fatty but in a good way
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
lots of vitamins
00:34
Daisy Kay
if you like that creamy texture then 'cados will give you what you want
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, you can spread an avacado on a sandwich and it is a lot like mayo
00:35
Daisy Kay
see
00:35
you just need to find out what healthy stuff you like
00:35
and replace it with something bad in your diet
00:35
and designate a time for having bad stuff
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
When I lived in AZ it was the worst
00:36
Daisy Kay
I once had something bad once a week
00:36
then every two weeks
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
soooo much amazing fast food...
00:36
Daisy Kay
now it's just once a month.
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
Del Taco
00:36
Daisy Kay
oh
00:36
Kommissar Mandar
Filibertos
00:36
Carls Jr.
00:36
In-N-Out burger
00:36
Daisy Kay
McDonalds... has those huge wraps that are only 360 calories
00:37
Kommissar Mandar
IN-N-out burger was the nectar of the gods
00:37
Daisy Kay
the only healthy thing on their menu
00:37
Kommissar Mandar
lol once you have Western fast food....you can't go back to McDonalds
00:37
Daisy Kay
I go to McDonalds because we have very little options here
00:37
Kommissar Mandar
I still like taco bell
00:37
actually I love taco bell
00:38
Daisy Kay
we have McDonald, Subway, Sonic up the road...
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
Sonics good
00:38
I can't order a dorito tacos locos without smiling and giggling
00:38
because it's so decadent and ridiculous
00:38
Daisy Kay
local shit... TNT BBQ and... "Whitey's Occasion."
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
lol what?
00:39
Daisy Kay
this is a small town
00:39
they love their BEEF and DEEP FRIED garbage
00:39
Kommissar Mandar
Is that really the name of someting?
00:39
Daisy Kay
yeah
00:39
Kommissar Mandar
ahahaha
00:39
Daisy Kay
I can't stand being here
00:39
I wanna get vegetarian meals
00:39
I wont go vegan because I still like cheese and stuff
00:40
and food with bugs in it
00:40
Kommissar Mandar
so much food has bugs in it
00:40
Daisy Kay
which is technically all food but
00:40
Kommissar Mandar
marshmallows....I believ
00:40
believe*
00:41
Daisy Kay
I mean the stuff with red coloring and "shellac"
00:41
yeah
00:41
Kommissar Mandar
I'll eat it so long as I can't see the bugs
00:41
Daisy Kay
it keeps the marshmallows from sticking together
00:41
hey yeah I always said
00:42
if they made a cricket burger I'd eat it
00:42
Kommissar Mandar
but when it comes to like...actual bugs..NOPE
00:42
Daisy Kay
there would just have to be no trace of the bug
00:42
Kommissar Mandar
I used to have a lollipop with a scorpion in it
00:42
Daisy Kay
I wouldn't be able to eat it if I could see the legs and stuff
00:42
Kommissar Mandar
I dared so many people to eat that thing
00:42
no takers
00:42
do you get any weird bugs out there, other than the recluses?
00:43
Daisy Kay
I see different bugs from time to time
00:43
Kommissar Mandar
I...don't do bugs
00:44
I get very squeamish
00:44
Daisy Kay
they are okay
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
that was the thing with AZ
00:44
Daisy Kay
I have learned to live with them... NOT IN MY HOUSE but
00:44
I don't get so upset when I see them.
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
I was in my friends kithchen
00:44
kitchen*
00:45
Daisy Kay
you got scorps there
00:45
Kommissar Mandar
gonna get a slice of cheese
00:45
YES
00:45
One of them ran right across my feet
00:45
Daisy Kay
they do not live here
00:45
Kommissar Mandar
I"m like....I could have died
00:45
Daisy Kay
yeah that is a deal I would like to make with bugs
00:45
"you can live here but do not touch me."
00:45
Kommissar Mandar
I'm less forgiving
00:45
Daisy Kay
it would be cool if they understood
00:45
Kommissar Mandar
I don't want to look at them
00:46
Daisy Kay
but they don't
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
haha
00:46
Daisy Kay
so I take a clear plastic cup and some paper
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
like Joe's Apartment
00:46
Daisy Kay
and put them outside.
00:46
Kommissar Mandar
I would only do that with the slugs that came in my old place
00:46
Because I actually thought they were kind of cute : 3
00:46
And then my roommates would salt them =(
00:47
not cool
00:47
Daisy Kay
I put spiders right outside my door. Like, between the walkway and door
00:47
because I know they'll kill intruders
00:47
spiders are our friends.
00:47
Kommissar Mandar
except when they're poisonous...
00:48
true though, they do take care of other pest
00:48
pests*
00:48
but really
00:48
fuck centipedes
00:48
that is my worst fear
00:49
Daisy Kay
I used to hate them, but
00:49
even though I hate them touching me, I just
00:49
can't be upset
00:49
they're too harmless
00:49
Kommissar Mandar
http://www.whetstoneranch.org/images/CENTIPEDE.jpg
00:49
Daisy Kay
Having seen worse bugs I just am no longer bothered by our weak american bugs.
00:49
Kommissar Mandar
we had these in AZ
00:49
Daisy Kay
oh yeah okay ha ha
00:50
that's a lot different
00:50
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, these weren't garden centipedes
00:50
these centipedes were out to get ya
00:50
the good thing was though
00:50
Daisy Kay
I was thinkin of the common house centipede that people get stupidly scared of.
00:50
It's HARMLESS.
00:51
Kommissar Mandar
All the buildings were so new and well kept out there, bugs coming inside wasn't really a big issue
00:51
but...you didn't go outside without shoes on...ever
00:51
lol that pepsiman shirt
00:54
they need to bring back Crystal Pepsi...
00:54
Daisy Kay
*sits by you*
01:10
Kommissar Mandar
*cheeks flush*
01:11
Daisy Kay
*flushes all over*
01:11
Kommissar Mandar
*starts rubbing your tensed up shoulders from a hard day at work*
01:12
Daisy Kay
*slaps your butt*
01:13
Kommissar Mandar
*gasp* you butt toucher!
01:13
*slaps your butt back*
01:14
Daisy Kay
the butt toucher is the butt touchee.
01:14
Kommissar Mandar
how the tables have turned....
01:14
*puts my arms around you and snuggles you to me*
01:15
Daisy Kay
*Sucks your dick*
01:16
Kommissar Mandar
egads!
01:16
*moans and falls on my butt*
01:17
Daisy Kay
*thinks about something and then blushes*
01:17
Kommissar Mandar
*penny for your thoughts?*
01:17
Daisy Kay
penny for your penis
01:18
Kommissar Mandar
sold!
01:19
*pulls down pants around ankles*
01:19
Daisy Kay
You ever think of a fantasy that might be kind of insensitive
01:19
Kommissar Mandar
insensitive?
01:19
well, I'm not really phased by anything...
01:20
Daisy Kay
I'm just wonderin
01:20
Kommissar Mandar
I'm always worried about going too far with you
01:20
upsetting you
01:20
Daisy Kay
heh heh c:
01:21
I like to be abused *blushes*
Consentually, obviously, but not in the fantasy.
01:21
Kommissar Mandar
well
01:22
I'll say
01:22
Daisy Kay
~
01:22
Kommissar Mandar
If I said I never watched a Nazi-sploitation porno...I'd be lying
01:22
Daisy Kay
~
01:23
Kommissar Mandar
awww
01:24
lol it's almost hard for me to be mean to you, even in fantasy
01:24
Daisy Kay
~
01:25
Kommissar Mandar
beause I just want to put you on a pedastal and treat you like a princes.s..
01:25
Daisy Kay
~
01:25
Kommissar Mandar
mmm, well rules are rules
01:25
*Get your nasty cock out of here you pervy boy!*
01:25
Daisy Kay
*looks down*
01:25
Kommissar Mandar
*Yeah, you heard me*
01:26
*This ladies room is for REAL GIRLS*
01:26
*Not boys in dresses*
01:26
Daisy Kay
~
01:27
Kommissar Mandar
*Well then use the BOYS room, dum dum head!*
01:28
*We can't have our bathroom defiled by a Eunuch like you!*
01:29
*Or a wannabe Eunuch*
01:29
*Shoves you*
01:30
Daisy Kay
~
01:30
Kommissar Mandar
*Well then I guess you're just shit out of luck, because you're not going in here!* *Mandy, the belligerent girl raises her fist and shouts*
01:31
*You can't go in the girls bathroom if you're not a girl!*
01:32
Daisy Kay
~
01:33
Kommissar Mandar
*But if you want....(Mandy grins evilly)....we could fix that for you...(whips out a switchblade)*
01:33
((please stop me if Im going to far))
01:34
Daisy Kay
~
01:34
Kommissar Mandar
*EEEEEWwwwwww!*
01:35
*Daisy the shitbricker! Daisy the shitbricker!* (Mandy chants and everyone joins in)
01:35
Daisy Kay
~
01:36
Kommissar Mandar
*It is your fault for being a sissy!*
01:37
*Why can't you just be like the other boys!*
01:37
*Instead you come in here dressed like a girl and shitting your pants...what's wrong with you!?*
01:38
Daisy Kay
~
01:39
((meanie *blushes*))
01:39
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy's eyes shift left to right*
01:40
*What'll YOU do for ME if I let you in the stall?*
01:40
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's hard cock is lifting her skirt up a bit as it tents out her tight panties. She clutches her skirt against the shaft and looks down "I dunno, I'll do anything, just please lemme go!" He boucnes in place.*
01:42
Kommissar Mandar
*You have to lick my feet first! Just like a slave!*
01:45
*then I'll let you use the toilet....*
01:45
Daisy Kay
*Darla giggles "Mandy that's weird..." Daisy doesn't say much. She gets on her knees and bends down, kissing the girl's shoe. He looks up, wondering if you want her to kiss your shoe or your actual foot.*
01:46
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy removes her shoe and sock...start licking slimeball!*
01:47
Daisy Kay
~
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
*Keep licking...*
01:50
*Mandy wiggles her toes in your mouth*
01:50
Daisy Kay
~
01:51
Kommissar Mandar
*Awww....did the widdle baby pee her pants?*
01:52
*everyone in the bathroom points and laughs at Daisy's piss-sodden crying form*
01:53
Daisy Kay
~
01:54
Kommissar Mandar
*Haha that's right Darla! Mandy lifts her dress and throws her smooth-shaven pussy in Daisy's face*
01:55
Daisy Kay
*Daisy winces, backing away a bit as you thrust your hips forward.*
01:56
Kommissar Mandar
*What's the matter? Can't handle the real thing? You stupid cross-dresser!*
01:56
*Mandy grabs the back of Daisy's head and forces his face into her pussy*
01:57
*Mandy grinds her smooth pussy against Daisy's snoot*
01:57
Daisy Kay
~
01:59
Kommissar Mandar
*Hahaha yeah! lets bring him to the nurses office!*
02:00
*Mandy throws Daisy over her shoulder and starts walking down the corridor filled with curious onlookers*
02:01
*The other kids see the mess on Daisy's bottom and begin to point and laugh*
02:01
Daisy Kay
~
02:01
~
02:02
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy tightens her grasp on the screaming soiled, girly boy*
02:02
*Everyone look upon Daisy's shame! Mandy bellows down the hall*
02:03
Daisy Kay
~
02:03
Sent file darla-cropped.png.
02:04
Kommissar Mandar
*Hey Nurse! Look what Daisy did!* *Mandy points out Daisy's soiled bottom*
02:05
((That drawing is adorable : 3))
02:05
Daisy Kay
*The nurse looks up at Daisy "oh dear... Daisy is that you? Why are you wearing that rediculous outfit?" She takes the dirty boy and sets him on the desk. Daisy looks down, not answering.*
02:07
Kommissar Mandar
*You should make him wear diapers! He shits and pisses his pants all the time! He's so gross!*
02:08
Daisy Kay
*The nurse nods "Well I already have a lot of work to do. Would you girls mind helping me out here?" Darla laughs, rubbing her hands together in anticipation.*
02:09
Kommissar Mandar
*Noooo problem at all!*
02:10
*Mandy unceremoniously pulls Daisy's dress over his head and throws it aside*
02:11
Daisy Kay
*Darla's a bit younger than you. She's never seen a boy's privates before. She leans in close and watches as you undress the girly boy.*
02:11
Kommissar Mandar
*Take a picture, i'll last longer! Mandy shouts as she shoves Darla aside* *With a sadistic expression spread over her features she grabs the 'special' underwear the nurse keeps on her shelf and holds Daisy down*
02:12
*Reveling in glee with every passing second she wets a napkin and wipes the excess scat from Daisy's bottom*
02:13
Daisy Kay
*Darla scoots back up "Come on, let me see..." She raises her hand up, touching the girl's butt. She's trying to be cool and flirt with you as you clean up the boy. She stares at the limp cock and balls just hanging between his legs.*
02:14
*Daisy whines, knowing she's just some plaything to the sadistic girls. He turns away, but he keeps a curious eye on the two.*
02:15
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy loses her patience and punches Darla in her beak-like mouth. "No one...touches him...but me..."*
02:15
*Turning back to her quarry, she gleefully fastens the swaddling clothes onto Daisy's bottom*
02:16
*She can see Daisy's face flushing red as a tomato at all the abject humliation that has befallen him*
02:16
Daisy Kay
*Darla blushes, rubbing her snoot. She even liked that kind of contact from Mandy. She looks up a the older girl. "I don't wanna touch HIM. Boys are gross!" She tries to drop a hint. Daisy feels his dick harden, just thinking about two girls like that... Combined with his humiliation he is having a lot of mixed feelings about this.*
02:18
Kommissar Mandar
*Yeah, I'll bet you'd like that wouldn't you...two girls going at it..you twisted little pervert!*
02:19
*Don't think I didn't see you blushing*
02:19
Daisy Kay
*Darla looks at Daisy then back up at you. "Maybe we should give him a show... let me see what he can't have..." Daisy sits up straight. He looks a bit surprised. You can see his dick tenting out the front of his pampers.*
02:20
*Darla licks her mouth "yeah, you wish you could be a girl... and lez out with other girls... Too bad you're not though."*
02:21
Kommissar Mandar
*Haha...too bad for you! Mandy seizes Darla by the collar and viciously tongues her buck toothed mouth*
02:22
Daisy Kay
*Darla shudders and moans. She closes her eyes and passionately kisses Mandy. She wonders if her older friend has any idea how much she's been crushing on her. Darla wraps her arms around you and hugs tight. She locks one of her legs around yours.*
02:23
((I also like not letting boys cum. *grins evily*))
02:24
Kommissar Mandar
*Heh heh heh...Mandy turns away from Darla and pulls out her switchblade again, this time holding it against Daisy's trembling manhood*
02:25
*You listen to me, boy, and you listen good...if you dare reach to touch your filthy worm or cum I'll make you a girl, alright...and it won't be pretty*
02:26
Daisy Kay
~
02:27
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy starts tonguing Darla, necking her, rough housing her sexually*
02:27
*with one swift motion she tears Darla's dress, revealing her naked tits to the wind*
02:28
*Mandy flicks her nipple with her thumb*
02:28
Daisy Kay
*Darla slips her hands down the back of your pants and squeezes your butt. She lets out a little moan of pleasure as you lick and suck her flesh, giving her a hickey on her neck. She gasps as you strip her. Her little nipples harden quickly when you flick them. "ah!"*
02:28
*Darla arches her back "Don't stop, I'm almost there..." she says in short breath.*
02:30
Kommissar Mandar
*Mandy fondles the young girl's tit until her pussy floods down her thighs*
02:31
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whimpers pathetically. All he can do is sit there and watch. He sighs, looking down at his wet crotch and feeling backed up.*
02:31
Kommissar Mandar
*I told you what would happen if you spilt your seed, boy...*
02:33
*Darla drops to her butt, panting, her face flushed*
02:34
Daisy Kay
*Daisy whines "I didn't..." he looks down and mumbles "I really wanted to though..."*
02:34
((mmm... not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I would want to just snuggle you right now and chat about nonsense...))
02:35
Kommissar Mandar
((I would want to hold you and never let you go and whisper to you how amazing you are until I had no breath left in my lungs))
02:36
*well....Mandy looks thoughtfully*
02:36
*It's Friday and I think you've endured enough*
02:36
*Let loose your filthy man-seed, IF you must* *sighs*
02:37
Daisy Kay
*Daisy grabs himself and barely touches it. He cums rather suddenly. He flops backward and sighs with relief.*
02:39
((psst. You're cute))
02:39
Kommissar Mandar
((not as cute as you = P))
02:39
Daisy Kay
((psst here's a secret. *pecks your cheek*))
02:39
Kommissar Mandar
(( = O *blushes*))
02:41
Daisy Kay
*poke*
02:46
Kommissar Mandar
((Pulls you under the covers and snuggles up to you))
02:46
((holds you as she watches a very pretty sunrise coming through the fog))
02:48
Daisy Kay
*Daisy watches the sunrise with you.*
02:49
ah... the east...
02:49
Kommissar Mandar
It's prettier in the West
02:49
But this is a very pretty morning
02:49
It's so foggy it looks like London...
02:49
It's foggy as my head : 3
02:50
Daisy Kay
well I mean that's where the sun rises.
02:51
And it sets in the west.
02:51
Kommissar Mandar
And the West still manages to be prettier in the morning...
02:52
Sent file IMG_0145.JPG.
02:53
Daisy Kay
*squeezes you*
02:53
Kommissar Mandar
That was on the way to Vegas
02:53
*Sits you on her lap as we play the penny slots and order the questionable looking early bird special...*
02:55
Daisy Kay
*plays*
02:57
I haven't have eggs in a while.
02:58
or pancakes
02:58
hmm
02:58
Kommissar Mandar
ah man
02:58
Daisy Kay
ya know this is weird but
02:58
I like dry pancakes
02:59
Kommissar Mandar
I've been feeling like waffles forever
02:59
Daisy Kay
I find that they're already full of sugar.
02:59
Kommissar Mandar
seriously?
02:59
Like not even with butter?
02:59
Daisy Kay
maybe a small amount of butter.
02:59
Kommissar Mandar
I couldn't do that
02:59
Daisy Kay
french toast
03:00
french toast, no syrup. Just a light dusting of powdered sugar
03:00
and maybe a bit of butter
03:00
Kommissar Mandar
All I have for breakfast, if I have breakfast, is eggs
03:00
Daisy Kay
I like to scramble eggs
03:00
Kommissar Mandar
I'll eat eggs whatever way they come
03:01
just as long as folks don't burn them
03:01
because that crusty business is a no go
03:02
Daisy Kay
I used to always eat eggs with sausage.
03:02
Kommissar Mandar
that's what I'm talking about....
03:02
Daisy Kay
I miss sausage
03:03
but I am determined to never eat pigs again.
03:03
Kommissar Mandar
really?
03:03
Daisy Kay
It was the hardest meat to quit...
03:03
Kommissar Mandar
yeah...
03:03
It'd be like being a smoker and taking a drag off a cig
03:03
Daisy Kay
pigs are delicious... but I couldn't justify it anymore.
03:03
I mean yeah, there are health benefits to not eating pig meat...
03:04
but, they're too smart...
03:04
I have nothing against anyone that wants to eat pigs
03:04
Kommissar Mandar
I'm not THAT big of a meat fan
03:04
Daisy Kay
but I can't
03:04
Seeing them solve puzzles and even video games I mean
03:04
I can't eat an animal that does that
03:05
Kommissar Mandar
fuck man...= (
03:05
Daisy Kay
they're so bright and curious.
03:05
Kommissar Mandar
I have never seen a pig play video games
03:05
If it beats King's Quest I'm going and freeing them all from the farms around here
03:06
I admit, I enjoy bacon
03:06
Daisy Kay
nah, but
03:06
okay, see
03:06
Kommissar Mandar
I dunno, wth meat, it just depends what it is with me
03:06
if its a taco...I'll eat it
03:07
Daisy Kay
it solved this game that dogs couldn't even figure out
03:07
Kommissar Mandar
I don't go crazy for steak though
03:07
aww
03:07
Daisy Kay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJJf_zoPDs
03:07
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit....
03:09
Daisy Kay
I thought of cows as dumb but I remembered that they are actually very affectionate and have personalities. Cows will even pair up with other cows and form long-lasting friendships.
03:09
Kommissar Mandar
That pig is playing Atari 2600 for food...
03:09
And his name his Hamlet...
03:09
cow bros : 3
03:09
I probably wouldn't miss meat that much if I didn't have it anymore
03:10
as long as I have cheese, eggs, mayo and pizza...I'm good
03:10
and eggplant and watermelon
03:10
to balance things out
03:10
Daisy Kay
yeah
03:11
I will still eat eggs and cheese
03:11
I'm not vegan.
03:11
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I'd die if I was vegan
03:11
I could not do that
03:11
Daisy Kay
I'll quit chicken some day
03:11
the last meat I still eat
03:12
I just need to talk to a doctor first.
03:12
Kommissar Mandar
I don't even go for chicken that much
03:12
unless it's fried
03:12
one thing I cook well is fried teriyaki chicken
03:13
well, it's good to me
03:14
people tend to not agree with my cooking
03:15
I'm usually the only one who thinks it's good
03:15
Daisy Kay
Chicken needs to be grilled for it to be healthy.
03:15
that's where you get your important vitamins from.
03:15
and it's lower in calories than when it's fried.
03:16
Kommissar Mandar
eh
03:16
Daisy Kay
I know
03:16
Kommissar Mandar
then I just find it to be bland
03:16
Daisy Kay
I know, I know
03:16
I feel like the only person who actually PREFERS grilled
03:16
but... it's good! And good FOR you.
03:16
Kommissar Mandar
You seem to have this strange gift of actually liking things the healthier way....
03:17
its a good thing
03:18
Daisy Kay
well
03:18
you just need to find that balance
03:19
look for the stuff that's good for you that you happen to like
03:19
and only eat that.
03:19
Kommissar Mandar
It's good to get into the habit
03:20
Daisy Kay
I like most vegetables.
03:20
Not a big fan of fruit for some reason...
03:20
but I try.
03:20
Kommissar Mandar
really?
03:20
Daisy Kay
yeah
03:21
Kommissar Mandar
I could eat like...a whole watermelon in one sitting
03:21
Daisy Kay
I don't like the pulpy, stringy fruit textures
03:21
and that's the part that's good for you
03:21
bananas are nice but they're mostly sugar!
03:21
Kommissar Mandar
they have a lot of potassium too
03:22
Daisy Kay
Actually you can get just as much from a bowl of spinach
03:22
there are other foods higher in potassium than bananas.
03:22
Kommissar Mandar
I love spinach
03:23
Daisy Kay
spinach is a super food
03:23
it has TONS of vitamins in it
03:24
Kommissar Mandar
Come to think of it I actually like most vegetables
03:24
Daisy Kay
though it's iron content was originally thought to be way higher
03:24
it still has a decent amount of iron
03:24
which is good if you still have your period.
03:24
Kommissar Mandar
lol i probably have like no iron
03:25
Daisy Kay
*puts you in shortpants and bounces you on her knee.*
03:25
It's almost 5:30 here
03:25
Kommissar Mandar
oh baby
03:26
my getaway sticks
03:26
Are you usually nocturnal?
03:26
it's funny, I meant to ask you that like 5 hours ago
03:27
and it's been bothering me lol
03:27
Daisy Kay
usually sometimes.
03:27
Kommissar Mandar
The information is all in my head lol, it just takes 5 hours to call it forward
03:27
I'm nocturnal most of the time
03:28
what time to you go to the awfice?
03:28
Daisy Kay
I try to wake up before noon but, well...
03:30
Kommissar Mandar
I sleep..all over the place
03:30
sometimes I'll just take a nap
03:31
sometimes I'll sleep till 2pm
03:31
sometimes I'll stay up till 2pm and just take a nap then
03:31
Daisy Kay
I have been trying to fix myself for a long time.
03:31
My sleep patterns are still wonky
03:31
but it used to be I would always fall asleep one hour later every night.
03:31
Kommissar Mandar
I do the same thing!
03:32
I can usually get back on a regular schedule by either staying up like 24-48 hours straight or just cheating and taking some klonopin at like 8pm
03:33
holy shit
03:33
Daisy Kay
I was supposed to be born on a different planet
03:33
clearly
03:33
Kommissar Mandar
I think that goes for the both of us
03:34
One time I tried to get back on schedule
03:34
and I took like...4 klonopin...
03:34
and I slept for 48 solid hours straight
03:34
I woke up...just not knowing how much time had passed
03:34
It was like that Angry Beavers episode...
03:35
NORBERT? HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN ASLEEP?
03:35
Daisy Kay
that is a good way to waste muscle mass and get bedsores
03:36
ha ha
03:36
Kommissar Mandar
hahaha
03:37
and just...trip yourself out lol
03:37
I never expected that to happen, I just went to bed on Tuesday and then it was Thursday
03:38
I have vague reccollections of maybe waking up to Friends being on....that's it
03:39
A pink, undulating David Schwimmers face greeting you like Charon as you drift into the bowels of oblivion....
03:40
Daisy Kay
I once picked up a phone and held a conversation
03:40
in my sleep
03:40
Kommissar Mandar
I have heard of people doing that before
03:40
Daisy Kay
oh man
03:40
I never lost track of time so solidly before...
03:40
um...
03:40
like
03:41
I have never been TRULY unconscious
03:41
until I needed surgery
03:41
Kommissar Mandar
ah man, that's the best
03:41
I like to imagine 'Strawberry Fields' by the Beatles playing in my head as I go under
03:42
Daisy Kay
I watched the stuff going into my arm, and there was this countdown or something?
03:42
then...
03:42
nothing
03:42
like being dead.
03:42
Kommissar Mandar
What'd you get surgery for?
03:42
Daisy Kay
I wake up, having no idea how much time passed
03:42
Kommissar Mandar
It's awesome!
03:42
Daisy Kay
it was like... one minute I was under and then instantly waking up.
03:42
I think I made some stupid jokes when I got up
03:43
like, there were tubes going up my nose
03:43
Kommissar Mandar
I just wanted a cigarette really bad
03:43
Daisy Kay
so I said "I look like nostril dumbass."
03:43
Kommissar Mandar
and the thing was, I didn't even smoke
03:44
Daisy Kay
and that was the most coherent joke I made
03:44
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHAHAHA holy shit...
03:44
Daisy Kay
the rest of the stuff I said was like "oh look... goo."
03:44
Kommissar Mandar
that is...the worst
03:44
Daisy Kay
I had a jackson pratt tube inside me.
03:44
Kommissar Mandar
I never had one of those
03:45
Daisy Kay
the naaaastiest
03:45
like
03:45
Kommissar Mandar
that probably makes surgery a lot less fun
03:45
Daisy Kay
they never show THAT on hospital shows
03:45
it's this gross tube with a bulb on the end
03:45
and the bulb slowly fills with sludge that is inside you.
03:45
it starts out red because your blood is infected
03:46
and you know it's all done when the liquid comes out yellow.
03:46
Kommissar Mandar
That's just not fun
03:46
Daisy Kay
and it takes days
03:46
I was so scared I was going to roll over and pop it off
03:46
Kommissar Mandar
*shudders*
03:46
Daisy Kay
oh
03:46
the best part is when it came out
03:47
"this is going to feel weird"
03:47
that was an UNDERSTATEMENT.
03:47
Kommissar Mandar
Why on earth...did you need that?
03:47
Daisy Kay
IT IS THE WEIRDEST SENSATION I EVER FELT.
03:47
Kommissar Mandar
I"m curious now...
03:47
but would rather opt out
03:47
Daisy Kay
LIKE AN OLD MAN SLURPED SPAGHETTI OUT OF MY STOMACH
03:47
Kommissar Mandar
oh holky fuck...
03:47
Daisy Kay
haha
03:47
it didn't hurt but
03:48
Kommissar Mandar
that would kill my surgery groove
03:48
Daisy Kay
I made a sound like "HUAAH?!!"
03:48
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA
03:48
Daisy Kay
I was not ready
03:48
Kommissar Mandar
that's just...terrible
03:48
Daisy Kay
see
03:48
Kommissar Mandar
shit
03:48
Daisy Kay
it's coiled around
03:48
inside you
03:48
and you don't have like
03:48
Kommissar Mandar
I look forward to my surgeries
03:48
Daisy Kay
pain there
03:49
Kommissar Mandar
I get to trip and and get free vicodin, it's a win win for me
03:49
Daisy Kay
You feel this tube
03:49
Kommissar Mandar
pain or not...
03:49
Daisy Kay
rubbing against all your organs
03:49
no pain
03:49
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, that's terrible
03:49
Daisy Kay
just
03:49
normally you don't get touched there
03:49
hahaha
03:49
Kommissar Mandar
it sounds like the most hellishly alien sensation anyone could have
03:49
yeah, normally I don't get touched there
03:49
Daisy Kay
It's funny
03:50
My appendix burst. Like, two years ago.
03:50
Kommissar Mandar
oh god, I still have mine
03:50
I always think about that happening
03:50
Daisy Kay
It gave me an infection
03:50
well
03:50
you should know when it happens
03:51
me, I did not, because of TWO false alarms.
03:51
I kept thinking I just had a tummy ache
03:51
Kommissar Mandar
I'm so sorry you had to go through that = (
03:51
Daisy Kay
So I had this burst appendix inside me for maybe
03:52
1.5 weeks
03:52
Kommissar Mandar
jesus christ..how are you alive?
03:52
Daisy Kay
and I was in the hospital for 5 days
03:52
Kommissar Mandar
I thought those killed you in a matter of days
03:52
Daisy Kay
my parents drove 1000 miles to take care of me for one week
03:53
then two more weeks of having to stay at home
03:53
Kommissar Mandar
awww
03:53
Daisy Kay
*pokes tummy*
03:54
the surgery scar isn't noticable since it was in my belly button.
03:54
Kommissar Mandar
That still sucks that you had to go through all that
03:54
Daisy Kay
and there are two dimples below my belly button
03:54
where tubs had gone in
03:55
Kommissar Mandar
My surgeries were completely superfluous
03:55
yeah...I never want that to happen to me
03:55
Daisy Kay
I wish my scars were cooler like... lightening bolt shaped.
03:55
Kommissar Mandar
Am I sick for enjoying my surgeries lol?
03:55
Daisy Kay
they just dots.
03:55
Kommissar Mandar
Harry Potter stomach
03:55
shit
03:55
I would go in
03:56
Get knocked out, which I thought was awesome
03:56
wake up after 2 hours
03:56
get my meds
03:56
go home
03:56
Get high on vic and play Elder Scrolls Oblivion and read the Dark Tower series
03:56
rinse, repeat
03:56
it's kind of sad that like...that summer was the best summer of my life
03:57
it was before all my friends moved away
03:57
me and my cousin were still close
03:58
and they'd all come visit me
03:58
Daisy Kay
me gonna pass out
03:58
Kommissar Mandar
aww
03:59
*tucks you in all warm and kisses you on the forehead*
03:59
Daisy Kay
*tucks YOU in*
04:00
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
04:01
*noogies you*
19:33
Daisy Kay
noogies
19:34
Kommissar Mandar
I do it all for the noogie
19:34
today sucked
19:34
Daisy Kay
I'm sorry
19:34
you okay now?
19:34
Kommissar Mandar
I'm alright
19:35
My Aun't dog died is what happened
19:35
they live down the street
19:35
it's pretty heartbreaking because our dog has been buddies with hers since they were born
19:36
and now...
19:36
Daisy Kay
aw
19:36
Kommissar Mandar
My dog doesn't get that her friend is gone = (
19:36
Daisy Kay
yeah.
19:36
Kommissar Mandar
I'm dreading the day my dog goes...
19:37
she's 10 years old, a cancer survivor
19:37
Daisy Kay
I get sad but I try not to let it totally kill me
19:38
Kommissar Mandar
She seems surprisingly healthy though
19:38
Daisy Kay
I mean, part of why I get rats is because, like...
19:38
their lifespans are short
19:38
but if I can handle it then I know I'm okay
19:38
Kommissar Mandar
yeah...
19:39
part of the reason I kind of want a parrot is that they live for like...ever
19:40
Daisy Kay
ha ha
19:40
Kommissar Mandar
and I could teach it to say funny shit
19:40
Daisy Kay
I would be too worried about dying before it
19:40
how about an african grey
19:41
Kommissar Mandar
I'd rather have a colorful one
19:41
a blue one
19:41
have it chill on my shoulder
19:42
Daisy Kay
I mean because
19:42
they are really smart, like
19:42
smartest birds on the planet.
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
really?
19:42
I don't know much about them
19:42
So how was your day?
19:50
Daisy Kay
It was all fine. I think I might make another comic before I head home.
19:50
Kommissar Mandar
nice
19:51
oh God
21:06
I just tried drawing one of my character in MS paint
21:06
It looks like something the CD-I would shit out lol
21:06
Daisy Kay
i like mspaint
21:35
Kommissar Mandar
There's something about doodling in MS paint that's just so...relaxing
21:35
Sent file Mike dawsonnnnn.png.
22:19
Shit I'm bored lol....
22:19
Daisy Kay
I'm doing some manual dithering in mspaint.
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
I don't even know how to do that
22:20
Daisy Kay
I know there should be a program for that...
22:21
but, well...
22:21
Man, I have not played Harvester.
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit you have too
22:22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzNQFONW4Gg&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCzNQFONW4Gg&has_verified=1
22:22
the best FMV game in my opinion
22:22
Daisy Kay
I have played so many point and click games
22:23
Kommissar Mandar
I'm gonna do a playthrough of it after I"m done with Phantasmagoria
22:23
Harvester I haven't played but I watched a Retsupurae of it
22:24
it's a...very unique story lol
22:24
like a more fucked up version of the Matri
22:24
Matrix*
22:24
I'd love to play through Darkseed 2, but no one's been able to convert it to something that can be played on Windows 7 yet
22:25
Daisy Kay
well let's play it on PS1.
22:27
Kommissar Mandar
There was PS1 version?
22:28
Well I'll be a baboons asshole
22:28
I did not know it was released for PS1
22:28
I thought it was PC-only
22:29
Daisy Kay
I'd suggest Saturn too
22:29
but my Saturn has no working sound
22:29
I wonder if I could repair it...
22:29
Kommissar Mandar
I'm jealous that you actually have one
22:30
though
22:30
If I was gonna buy an obscure console with some extra cash
22:30
Daisy Kay
I will re-collect all my old games...
22:30
but probably not my NES collection
22:30
not unless I get rich.
22:30
Kommissar Mandar
the first thing I wanna go for is a Phillips CD-i
22:30
I didn't own all too many games when I was a kid
22:31
I mostly rented them
22:32
Daisy Kay
I had a CD-i. It was one of the ones that got sold...
22:32
at least I didn't spend money on it.
22:32
Someone found it in an attic and gave it to me.
22:32
Kommissar Mandar
haha that's awesome
22:33
Daisy Kay
I found a gamecube in a basement.
22:33
Kommissar Mandar
I actually think Zelda's Adventure looks like a really good game
22:33
I've gotten a CD-i emulator to work once upon a time
22:33
and played Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil
22:34
christ, they were shit...
22:34
I mean, actually playing as Zelda was a really cool concept
22:37
it just turned out to be....shit
22:37
Daisy Kay
*snuggles your butt*
23:01
Kommissar Mandar
*Purrs*
23:02
I wish you were here to walk on my back right now...
23:02
Daisy Kay
dithering: https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/465009026598567936
23:02
the hair and the background
23:03
Kommissar Mandar
I like it!
23:03
gator klurf
23:03
Daisy Kay
She is just toothsome.
23:05
Kommissar Mandar
*huggles you*
23:05
haha
23:06
my buddy messages me and asks "did you MS Paint Batista from Dexter?"
23:07
fuck that show lol
23:07
I've never seen a show start with such good first 3/4 seasons
23:08
and then so quickly go to utter shit
23:08
Daisy Kay
I find it absurd to have the message of "murder is bad" after five seasons of it.
23:08
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
23:09
Daisy Kay
And it's a cartoony fake show
23:09
I don't need it to be realistic.
23:09
Kommissar Mandar
Thank you!
23:09
It probably would have worked better as a cartoon
23:09
After the season with John Lithgow you can tell the writers just stopped caring
23:10
DAMMIT, I DON'T WANT TO WRITE LINES FOR THESE STUPID KIDS
23:10
Daisy Kay
I get it that he is like what a real batman would be. That's a decent commentary. Does not need so many fucking episodes to tell that same story though.
23:10
Kommissar Mandar
SEND THEM TO GRANDMAS HOUSE
23:10
My buddy watched that show till the end...I don't know why
23:11
DEXTER, I'M YOUR SPIRIT MOM
23:11
it was just terrible...
23:11
Daisy Kay
I have the same problem with other crime shows
23:11
make a crime comedy and stick with it
23:12
They forgot Breaking Bad was a comedy
23:12
Kommissar Mandar
I can only watch them for so long
23:12
Daisy Kay
and ruined it.
23:12
Kommissar Mandar
eh
23:12
it was a dark comedy
23:12
Daisy Kay
It was!
23:12
Kommissar Mandar
I liked the way it wrapped up
23:12
Daisy Kay
and it did wrap up nice but there were a few episodes that just
23:13
kept plodding on
23:13
felt like filler.
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
it was still amazing
23:13
Daisy Kay
Maybe the Saul show will be better
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
YES!!
23:13
I can't wait for that
23:13
Daisy Kay
There wont be a need for a heavy-handed "lesson."
23:13
Kommissar Mandar
I'll admit, I'm a sucker for a moral ambiguity story
23:14
thank you!
23:14
Daisy Kay
Skyler isn't a bitch. She's realisticly reacting to what's going on.
23:14
Kommissar Mandar
Not everything needs to have a lesson
23:14
She's not a bitch
23:14
But in the end you really just want to see Heisenburg win
23:14
Daisy Kay
that's the problem
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
Well....I did
23:15
Daisy Kay
they shouldn't have included that element.
23:15
because it made some real assholes come out and just
23:15
say awful shit
23:15
or, alternatively...
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
Well, I always root for the villians in most shows
23:16
but yeah
23:16
Skyler was basically just a realistic character
23:16
Daisy Kay
they could make a show where the female lead makes drugs and her husband is the killjoy that you hate
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, I recall you making a post about that
23:16
Daisy Kay
I would watch the shit out of that
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
the cliche "female responsible killjoy"
23:16
and I fucking hate that shit
23:16
It's why I love Game of Thrones
23:17
The women are worse than the men : 3
23:17
Daisy Kay
and also
23:17
when women are antiheros
23:17
it's usually sexually motivated
23:17
like they can't just be drug dealers or murderers they gotta be sexually active while doing it. Maybe show a tit.
23:18
Walter White never had to show his balls.
23:18
Kommissar Mandar
Well he showed his ass a few times
23:18
lol jk
23:18
I like when women are violent for the sake of being violent
23:19
Again, Game of Thrones, everyone just lusts for power and fucks everyone else over, men and women
23:19
and it's beautiful
23:19
Every Sunday
23:20
You can find me in the GoT thread screaming
23:20
Because people don't fucking understand the point of the show
23:20
THAT CHARACTER DID A GOOD THING AND THEN HE DID A BAD THING
23:20
Daisy Kay
peter dinklage.
23:20
Kommissar Mandar
MY COMPLETELY BINARY BLACK AND WHITE MORAL PERCEPTION DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO COMPREHEND THAT
23:21
Tyrion's one of my favorites : 3
23:21
but yeah
23:21
essentially
23:21
there is no 'lesson' being shoved down your throat with GoT
23:22
Daisy Kay
I just felt like saying that name
23:22
are there wizards
23:22
how about dragons
23:22
Kommissar Mandar
it's just 'people are assholes and are capable of great good and evil'
23:22
Daisy Kay
court jesters
23:22
bards
23:22
Kommissar Mandar
there are dragons and really awesome court jesters
23:22
there is a magic eunuch
23:22
Daisy Kay
hobgoblins?
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
he's one of my favorites
23:23
lol
23:23
Daisy Kay
nermals
23:23
lousy louies
23:23
Kommissar Mandar
It's actually not so much about typical 'fantasy' and more about medieval politics
23:23
LOL nermals
23:23
there's a lady who can make ghosts come out of her cooch
23:23
Daisy Kay
necronancy
23:24
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA
23:24
that's what her name should have been
23:25
Daisy Kay
okay so there are jesters, dragons, and ghosts...
23:25
golems?
23:25
jewish golems that you feed scrolls to
23:25
Kommissar Mandar
http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/patchface.jpg
23:26
the creepiest jester...
23:26
the only 'magical' things
23:26
are dragons, ice zombies, and ghost cooch lady
23:26
oh
23:26
and death Scientology
23:26
Daisy Kay
jugglers?
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
lol yes
23:27
Daisy Kay
Are there any jugglers?
23:27
what do they juggle
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
I remember not what is juggled
23:27
Daisy Kay
I am sorry I'm teasing your show that I've never seen this is just fun
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
but one of them is named Butterbumps
23:27
lol its fine!
23:27
Daisy Kay
I like that
23:27
there is an actual juggler
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
yes
23:27
Daisy Kay
good guess, Daisy.
23:27
Kommissar Mandar
he sings and juggles
23:28
Daisy Kay
Does anyone ever eat a massive drumstick
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
Not a massive drumstick
23:28
but this dude eats like...two whole chickens
23:28
Daisy Kay
Does someone drink a large amount of mead and then go "HUAAAAH" and all his friends go "HUAAAAH"
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
and someone gets murdered while taking a shit this season
23:29
That happens several times
23:29
usually accompanied by song
23:29
Daisy Kay
HAHAHA
23:30
I'm giggling so much
23:30
Kommissar Mandar
it's like that scene from Austin Powers "why don't you kill him while he's on the crapper"
23:30
And someone actually does it....
23:30
Me too : 3
23:30
Daisy Kay
does someone have curly shoes
23:30
Kommissar Mandar
YES!
23:30
Daisy Kay
HAHA
23:31
Kommissar Mandar
The magic eunuch wears curly shoes
23:31
Daisy Kay
I'm fucking dying
23:31
Kommissar Mandar
this is fucking great X D
23:31
Daisy Kay
Does someone act all smug and then laugh because you don't know their true power
23:33
Kommissar Mandar
about 43 times, yes
23:33
Daisy Kay
I'm so tired of that.
23:33
I hate smug characters that just never stop being smug.
23:33
Kommissar Mandar
and at one point the words "start the jousting before I piss myself" are uttered
23:33
you would hate this show then
23:33
Daisy Kay
Why set up someone like that if you're not going to knock them down once in a while.
23:33
if it does that
23:34
then I'm interested again
23:34
Kommissar Mandar
A character in the tviv thread was actually dubbed "Smug Spice"
23:34
and he deserved that title
23:34
he does die though
23:34
Daisy Kay
haha
23:34
Kommissar Mandar
everybody dies
23:34
that's what makes it fun
23:35
Daisy Kay
if I was a protagonist and some evil guy was laughing and acting smug I wouldn't let it get to me I'd just roll my eyes and say "just fucking kill me already"
23:35
"You can not defeat me, for you see" "I don't FUCKING CARE. SHUT UP. YOU'RE ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME."
23:36
Kommissar Mandar
lol
23:36
every anime ever
23:36
Daisy Kay
"OH MY GOD you are SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I don't even want to FIGHT YOU now. You can have the world if you just SHUT UP."
23:37
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
23:37
WELCOME TO DIE
23:38
Daisy Kay
I also hate when those bad guys just die
23:39
Kommissar Mandar
Are you into Stephen King novels?
23:39
Daisy Kay
it's more satisfying when their power is stripped.
23:39
Kommissar Mandar
because that's basically every Stephen King novel
23:39
Daisy Kay
Then they have to prove themselves all over again
23:39
and they become interesting.
23:39
I've read a few Kings. I dunno I am not keen on his writing style.
23:40
Kommissar Mandar
see now
23:40
I like his actual style and how he presents imagery
23:40
but he's just...not that great at actually making a story
23:41
it's hard to explain
23:41
like
23:41
He's really good at building things up, but the payoff always sucks
23:41
Daisy Kay
balki was eaten by meatballs.
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA
23:42
The Langoliers!
23:42
Daisy Kay
lol
23:42
see I love his tv specials.
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
I"m sorry, that's one of my favorite movies
23:42
Daisy Kay
People don't know that they're supposed to be funny
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
Bronson fucking Pichot
23:42
he sold that movie
23:43
Daisy Kay
i kind of liked sleepwalkers too... parts of it.
23:43
his stuff is better on TV though
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
I have not seen sleepwalkers
23:43
however
23:44
one movie of his that was...amazing was Apt Pupil
23:44
Sadistic boy becomes pals with an Ex-Nazi
23:44
Daisy Kay
weirdly enough we saw that in theaters, the whole family.
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
haha oh wow
23:44
Daisy Kay
it made me uncomfortable.
23:44
Maybe viewing it again alone will be different.
23:45
Kommissar Mandar
From what my buddy says the book is far, far worse
23:45
it's one of my favorite movies
23:45
Daisy Kay
but yeah
23:45
um
23:45
langoliers, shining, it, tommyknockers, all funny tv movies.
23:46
Kommissar Mandar
IT was hilarious
23:46
KISS ME, FAT BOY
23:47
a buddy of mine said
23:47
Daisy Kay
"IT" actually gave me nightmares as a kid because I was the same age as those kids and usually you didn't see kids getting terrorized/killed.
23:47
"I could be murdered by a creep."
23:48
Kommissar Mandar
"It's like they gave Tim Curry meth and he wandered onto the set, and they just decided to film around him"
23:48
I first saw it when I was 18
23:48
Daisy Kay
like
23:48
I didn't think
23:48
a shapeshifting space spider would kill me
23:48
but a real person.
23:48
Kommissar Mandar
exactly
23:48
Daisy Kay
It made me contemplate an actual person killing me ha ha
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
the whole shapeshifting spider thing made it cheesy as shit
23:49
Daisy Kay
and yet I am still scared of the dark
23:49
Kommissar Mandar
I don't sleep in the dark
23:49
I always have like 3 lava lamps on
23:49
I had a really, really bad problem with the dark when I was a kid
23:50
Daisy Kay
I am too scared to dream.
23:50
Kommissar Mandar
when I was 10 and 11 I would have terrible panic attacks EVERY night
23:50
Daisy Kay
I fall asleep to playlists of TV shows
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
you don't dream at all?
23:51
Daisy Kay
used to be I had to sleep with a tv on
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
I do the same thing
23:51
Daisy Kay
oh I do because you can't really shut your brain off
23:51
but I can reduce it.
23:51
I can minimize my nightmares if The Simpsons or whatever is playing.
23:51
Kommissar Mandar
you get nightmares a lot?
23:52
Daisy Kay
When I was a teen
23:52
I had something called Sleep Paralysis
23:52
and it was the more extreme kind that came with hallucinations.
23:52
basically you wake up but you're still between sleep and waking.
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
oh god, that's terrible
23:53
Daisy Kay
Your body wont move.
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
I've read a lot about that
23:53
Daisy Kay
you look around at your room and
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
it has only ever happened to me once
23:53
Daisy Kay
man I just shut up eyes
23:53
I felt
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
Did you ever see an old woman?
23:53
Daisy Kay
hands
23:53
on me
23:53
No old woman.
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
oh god...
23:53
Daisy Kay
just hands
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
that's a vision a lot of people with SP see
23:54
Daisy Kay
lots of hands touching me
23:54
lightly.
23:54
I would never actually LOOK at whatever creature was standing there in my room
23:54
Kommissar Mandar
that's....fucking terrifying
23:54
Daisy Kay
they would stand at the right side of my bed.
23:54
I could feel them there. I'd know it. The first time I actually saw the shadowy figure then after that I always closed my eyes tight.
23:55
I didn't want to look at whatever was there.
23:55
Kommissar Mandar
Does it still happen to you?
23:56
Daisy Kay
I believe that if I ever woke up in silence
23:56
that it would
23:56
but with lights and talking going on I get a decent sleep.
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
that's good
23:57
I was first introduced to the concept of SP on a forum when I was like 15
23:57
Daisy Kay
It was so hard to convince my parents that I needed a radio to sleep even
23:57
Kommissar Mandar
I actually didn't sleep for 2 nights after the idea of it freaked me out so much
23:57
Daisy Kay
They flat-out refused to let me sleep with a tv.
23:57
Kommissar Mandar
So did my parents11
23:57
they didn't get it...
23:57
Daisy Kay
the best night's sleeps I got were when my dad would come into the living room and watch something.
23:57
I would actually just... calm down... and actually go to sleep peacefully.
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
aww
23:58
I"m sorry you had to go through that shit
23:58
luckily I never hallucinated
23:58
but
23:58
Whenever I tried to go to sleep at night
23:59
Daisy Kay
I only woke up screaming once
23:59
Kommissar Mandar
This incredible feeling of abject dread would just come over me
23:59
that something was in the room waiting to kill me
23:59
I'd swear i'd see movement out of the corner of my eye
23:59
turn...nothing would be there
23:59
Daisy Kay
yeah
23:59
Saturday, 10. May 2014
Kommissar Mandar
When I did fall asleep I wouldn't have nightmares
00:00
Daisy Kay
I saw a pitch-black humanoid shape walk towards the wall and disappear.
00:00
Kommissar Mandar
But getting to sleep...was awful
00:00
I suffered from insomnia a long time because of it
00:00
Daisy Kay
I didn't care if I just hallucinated it.
00:00
I was bothered that my brain made me see it at all.
00:00
Kommissar Mandar
Yeah, hallucination or not
00:00
I'd shit bricks
00:00
I'm 25 years old
00:01
And if I saw a black humanoid shape ANYWHERE in this room right now
00:01
I would not be in it
00:01
Daisy Kay
There was real stuff in my life that was scary and yet I was so scared by shit that was not real.
00:01
Kommissar Mandar
I'm the type to be more scared of the shit that wasn't real
00:01
Daisy Kay
That's apparently common
00:02
Kommissar Mandar
"The hell I don't know is scarier than the one I do"
00:02
Daisy Kay
for kids that have been through trauma.
00:02
to be afraid of things that aren't real
00:02
Kommissar Mandar
I still swear that I have repressed memories
00:03
of something terrible happening to me as a kid
00:03
Daisy Kay
Yeah.
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
I was diagnosed with PTSD when I was 11
00:04
And I still don't know why
00:04
Daisy Kay
I have memories of bad stuff happening. I have a really detailed long-term memory.
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
the biggest symptom of repressed memories is short term memory loss
00:04
Daisy Kay
For some reason my brain thinks all the stuff that happened to me from age 2 and up is important
00:04
tiny tiny details.
00:04
Kommissar Mandar
Because your brain practices forceful 'forgetting' as a habit
00:04
and starts doing it all the time
00:05
Daisy Kay
but there is a slight gap involving my second father, my youngest brother's father
00:05
I don't remember what he did to scare me into forgetting about him
00:05
but I was afraid of him
00:05
WELL
00:06
ya know
00:06
Kommissar Mandar
It's best to leave repressed memories where they are, I think
00:06
Daisy Kay
*picks you up and spins you around*
00:06
*plays some happy music*
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
00:07
Daisy Kay
*throws a firecracker at the wall*
00:07
Kommissar Mandar
*gives you a wedgie*
00:07
Daisy Kay
*blushes*
00:08
that's cute
00:09
Kommissar Mandar
I like teasing you : 3
00:09
*spanks your butt*
00:09
Daisy Kay
playful roughousing is cute
00:09
Kommissar Mandar
that it is
00:10
I like being held upside down by my pants : 3
00:10
Daisy Kay
I'll hold you upside down and make you pee yourself.
00:11
And then the pee gets on your face
00:11
*shakes you by your ankles*
00:12
Kommissar Mandar
= O
00:12
It's probably really easy to make me pee myself
00:12
just make me laugh too hard
00:13
or tickle me
00:13
Daisy Kay
Or do nothing because you're a big baby that pees her pants.
00:13
*hums softly, playing with your hair*
00:14
Kommissar Mandar
*pees her pampers while on your lap*
00:14
Daisy Kay
*tsks* You are 25 years old! When are you going to grow up? *pats your bottom.*
00:15
Kommissar Mandar
*smiles* *Never, so long a you stay my Mama Daisy* : 3
00:17
*Cuddles up to your chest*
00:17
Daisy Kay
*puts a bottle in your mouth*
00:18
Kommissar Mandar
mmmm *sucks on her ba-ba* ((that's what I used to call it when I was little : 3))
00:18
Daisy Kay
*Holds you close, rubbing her hand from your butt to your crotch, moving up and down.*
00:19
Kommissar Mandar
*mmm that feels good, Mama Daisy..*
00:20
*Starts to rock her hips along with your rubbing*
00:20
Daisy Kay
c:
00:21
Kommissar Mandar
*nuzzles your neck*
00:24
Daisy Kay
*kisses your forehead*
00:24
Kommissar Mandar
*M-m-mama Daisy...*
00:26
*Will you choke me again.....please?* *looks up at you beseechingly*
00:27
Daisy Kay
aw... Hmm... I will do that soon as I can, but I don't know how long I will be awake for tonight.
00:28
do you have any desired scenarios?
00:28
Kommissar Mandar
hmmm
00:30
Daisy Kay
you can tell me anything
00:31
Kommissar Mandar
awww
00:31
How about...just good ol' you taking advantage of me
00:32
only if you're not too tired though
00:32
Daisy Kay
okay. I just mean, you know... It's fun to come up with ideas. Locations and characters and motivation...
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
well I do have one
00:34
but I don't want to make you uncomfortable
00:35
I was thinking along the lines of you being a Lady SS soldier
00:35
but only if that's okay with you
00:36
Daisy Kay
hmm
00:36
go on
00:36
My only hesitation comes from the fact that the guy who did bad stuff to me liked nazi stuff... among other things.
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
Nevermind then
00:38
Daisy Kay
but I still have... fantasies about being molested...
00:38
*blushes* it's okay
00:38
I like to um
00:38
do stuff
00:38
Kommissar Mandar
I care about you too much to put you in any kind of uncomfortable position
00:39
Daisy Kay
I like to arouse.
00:39
heh heh well
00:39
I might be historically inaccurate
00:39
would that be a turn off?
00:39
Kommissar Mandar
pfffffttt
00:39
the story I'm writing now is a lot to do with Nazis
00:39
I guarantee you maybe 15 percent is accurate
00:39
but really
00:40
I don't want you to be uncomfortable
00:40
or bring back bad memories for you
00:40
how about this
00:40
I have a better one
00:41
but still, I don't know if it's in bad taste
00:41
How do you feel about Eunuchs?
00:41
Daisy Kay
heh heh I never thought about them much c:
00:41
Kommissar Mandar
I could be a princess
00:42
And you could be a eunuch guard
00:42
Daisy Kay
go on
00:42
that is fascinating
00:42
Kommissar Mandar
I tease you about being a Eunuch, having all your stuff chopped off
00:42
until you snap
00:42
and choke me
00:42
I've had an odd fascination with eunuchs forever
00:43
Daisy Kay
I could stare you down.
00:43
holding your neck
00:43
Kommissar Mandar
oooooh
00:43
Daisy Kay
until I don't hear anymore breathing
00:43
Kommissar Mandar
oh god yes
00:43
Daisy Kay
your eyes rolling back, your face a deep purplish-red
00:43
and you actually go limp
00:44
I have to bring you back
00:44
just to choke you again
00:44
*kisses your neck*
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit...
00:44
yes....
00:44
Daisy Kay
well it's good to know what will make you explode.
00:44
c:
00:44
Kommissar Mandar
Ye : 3
00:45
*Princess Mandy gives you a good stern look*
00:45
*Hey Daisy! why don't you be a good eunuch slave and come over here and rub my feet!*
00:46
Daisy Kay
Why don't you go fuck yourself
00:47
c:
00:47
Kommissar Mandar
*Princess Mandy's jaw drops to the ground as her slave responds with such insolence*
00:48
Daisy Kay
I'm insolent!
00:48
I wanna give you what you deserve so bad but I'm so hungries. *holds tum tum*
00:49
Kommissar Mandar
*You dickless, worthless slime, the king could have your head for that!*
00:49
awww
00:49
: 3
00:49
Go get some fuds
00:49
I'm eating cucumbers
00:49
Daisy Kay
What should I watch as I eat and exercise
00:50
MMM
00:50
Cucumbers make me burp if I eat a lot of em.
00:50
Kommissar Mandar
that's another veggie that I just dig my face into and not give a fuck
00:50
ahaha
00:50
Daisy Kay
it's a cool refreshing burp though
00:50
Kommissar Mandar
I know1
00:50
Pepsi had a cucumber soda
00:51
but it was only available in Japan = (
00:51
Daisy Kay
ya know what
00:51
I'm gonna give you these other Kit-Kats
00:51
They really must be shared.
00:52
Kommissar Mandar
aww
00:52
Daisy Kay
Wacky flavors
00:52
Why don't we have more of that in America
00:53
why is everything all safe
00:53
Kommissar Mandar
Because white people don't like change O_O
00:53
Daisy Kay
The closest we got it
00:53
Jones Soda? is that still around?
00:53
Kommissar Mandar
and holy shit you have wacky kit kats?
00:53
I believe so
00:53
at least around here
00:53
Daisy Kay
okay yeah
00:53
too bad I hate soda
00:54
Kommissar Mandar
I love soda
00:54
Daisy Kay
oh wait
00:54
they have candy
00:54
Kommissar Mandar
the closest I found to that pepsi
00:54
was this
00:54
Daisy Kay
hmm
00:54
nothing weird though
00:55
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file IMG_0094.JPG.
00:55
I could only find it in AZ
00:55
Daisy Kay
he he
00:56
Kommissar Mandar
it was the nectar of the gods
00:56
the pepsi one I believe is discontinued as well
00:58
Daisy Kay
hm
01:00
I liked this candy called collon.
01:00
Kommissar Mandar
it looks like it has an interesting texture
01:00
Daisy Kay
haha
01:00
yeah it's tube-shaped wafers
01:01
it's like combos but sweet
01:01
Kommissar Mandar
interesting..
01:01
oh good lord
01:02
I was looking up what crystal pepsis were on ebay right now (a habit, I must admit)
01:02
okay.
01:02
name something wrong with this picture
01:02
http://www.ebay.com/itm/PEPSI-COLA-2-16Oz-Bottles-Of-Crystal-Clear-Pepsi-/121335537073?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c40295db1
01:02
Daisy Kay
yup
01:03
Kommissar Mandar
last time I checked, crystal pepsi wasn't supposed to look like bong water....
01:03
Daisy Kay
"vinegar color" no.
01:04
let's see, what else do I like...
01:04
Kommissar Mandar
I wonder...what would happen to you if you drank that...
01:04
Daisy Kay
oh, I tried this cookies called GinBis
01:04
seaweed flavor. yummy.
01:04
Kommissar Mandar
seaweed!
01:04
I love seaweed
01:04
Daisy Kay
They're like animal crackers and they teach you english on the box.
01:05
or, alternatively, japanese.
01:05
Kommissar Mandar
Asian candy is the best
01:05
I don't know what they're called
01:05
but I think they're Korean
01:05
little milk candies that have rabbits on them
01:06
Daisy Kay
rabbits?
01:06
I know of these ones with cows
01:06
Milkita, from Singapore.
01:07
Kommissar Mandar
naw, I swear it was rabbits
01:07
Daisy Kay
cute little cow
01:07
OH
01:07
Kommissar Mandar
found it!
01:07
Daisy Kay
was it called white rabbit
01:08
Kommissar Mandar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rabbit_Creamy_Candy
01:08
YUP!
01:08
Daisy Kay
I love shopping at "world markets"
01:08
come live with me and drive me to KC
01:08
and I will hook you up
01:08
Kommissar Mandar
=D
01:08
Daisy Kay
We will just have a shopping spree.
01:09
Kommissar Mandar
omg that sounds amazing
01:09
I'm going to have to be holed up in Virginia for a short while
01:10
but after that, I really do want to take you up on your offer
01:11
the first thing I need to do is get out of this house
01:12
which will be happening over the summer
01:12
then about a month or two or so in Virginia
01:12
Daisy Kay
I can help with lots of things. All you'd need to do is chip in 237 for renk.
01:13
Kommissar Mandar
and then hopefully I'll be ready to move
01:13
that is a spit in the bucket
01:13
still
01:13
I want to make sure I have enough for a couple of months before I get there
01:13
Daisy Kay
sure, sure.
01:13
Kommissar Mandar
I would never do to you wht my roommates did to me
01:14
what was going to be a deal where we each paid 250
01:14
turned into me alone paying 750 a month
01:15
not fun
01:15
Daisy Kay
well even so
01:15
if you actually did things
01:15
it would be a help.
01:15
I mean, like...
01:16
Kommissar Mandar
I'm used to doing things
01:16
Daisy Kay
I like things to be neat and tidy.
01:16
Kommissar Mandar
In my old places, if I wasn't the one to do things
01:16
nothing would get done
01:16
Daisy Kay
yeah
01:16
exactly, me too
01:16
Kommissar Mandar
I went out for a weekend once
01:17
I came back
01:17
Daisy Kay
doin all that housework on top of my regular work
01:17
Kommissar Mandar
there was literally food and weed roaches all over the floor
01:17
Daisy Kay
really sucked
01:17
Kommissar Mandar
oh god
01:17
the real kick in the ass was in my first place
01:17
I was the only one who worked full time
01:17
Daisy Kay
yep.
01:17
Kommissar Mandar
and I had a really stressful job at the time
01:18
I would just want to come home and veg, but nope
01:18
it's definitely not just a boy thing either
01:19
my cousin was worse
01:19
Daisy Kay
oh please.
01:19
that old "bachelor" myth.
01:19
Kommissar Mandar
we actually agreed that she would only give me 20 bucks a week
01:19
in a place that costs 1000 a month without uitiliies included
01:19
Daisy Kay
yikes
01:20
Kommissar Mandar
and she would have the gall to order me to vaccuum
01:20
she cleaned like....once, in the whole year we were there
01:20
Daisy Kay
yeah, like the last person I lived with
01:21
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file IMG_0402.JPG.
01:21
Daisy Kay
she just sat around playing video games all day
01:21
Kommissar Mandar
I came home to this bathroom once...
01:21
yeah, that was like my ex boyfriends buddy
01:22
I do cut him some slack
01:22
because he was actually mildly autistic
01:22
and was a very sweet kid most of the time
01:22
Daisy Kay
what is that, manic panic
01:22
Kommissar Mandar
YES!
01:22
Daisy Kay
lol
01:23
Kommissar Mandar
it was like that screamer from Eternal Darkness
01:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFYlu_ZBo5U
01:24
the real kicker was
01:25
When I came home
01:25
and there was a stripper pole....being installed in the living room
01:25
How I got my security deposit back must have been an act of god
01:25
Sent file IMG_0030.JPG.
01:27
Sent file IMG_0035.JPG.
01:27
we did have a bitchin blanket fort though
01:28
Daisy Kay
sorry I was lookin for food
01:30
I forgot to bring home spinach. I'm just going to eat a chicken bean and rice burrito
01:30
good fort job
01:31
Kommissar Mandar
I take no credit in its construction, I just came home to it
01:31
but I was pleased : 3
01:31
Daisy Kay
"you finally did something right"
01:32
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA
01:32
It was quite an ordeal
01:33
they put together a good sturdy pvc piping frame
01:33
it had it's own lighting
01:34
soft, cushy interior
01:34
It's a shame my droid had a run-in with the salt river, I had some pretty awesome pics on that thing
01:34
that's kind of like an AZ rite of passage though
01:35
wreck an electronic at the salt river
01:35
that was just....one of the strangest and most wonderful experiences of my life
01:36
Daisy Kay
did you know my phone has a pink kitty case
01:36
Kommissar Mandar
Yus I do : 3
01:36
Daisy Kay
ok
01:36
Kommissar Mandar
I saw it in that sweet picture of your getaway sticks
01:36
Daisy Kay
I should take a better pic of it sometime.
01:36
Kommissar Mandar
My phone case has stars and galaxies on it
01:37
or basically the background of every geocities page in 1999
01:37
but anywho
01:37
The Salt River was also the day my weed touched the sheriffs officer
01:38
because my buddy didn't tell me the Maricopa sheriffs office was...at the bank of the river
01:38
I had a bag of weed stuffed in my bikini top
01:39
and well...my boob brushed the sheriffs officer
01:39
that was pretty much the closest I came to ever being caught lol
01:39
but holy hell
01:39
the salt river..on the 4th of July in Phoenix is just...a gathering of tomfoolery
01:40
everybody tubes down the river
01:41
gets blasted
01:41
breaks out into song
01:41
people are having sex in tubes out in the open
01:41
wild horses are running around
01:42
Daisy Kay
looking through pics
01:42
found this one
01:42
Sent file IMG_0494.JPG.
01:42
Kommissar Mandar
d'aaw *smooches your lips*
01:43
you're always dressed to the nines
01:43
Daisy Kay
Sent file IMG_0186.JPG.
01:44
Kommissar Mandar
mother of god....
01:45
I want Mario candy!
01:45
Daisy Kay
too bad it expired before I could give it away
01:45
Kommissar Mandar
how bad can candy really expire?
01:46
Daisy Kay
it was like chocolate covered cereal
01:48
so yeah it wasn't gonna last forever.
01:49
Kommissar Mandar
ah
01:49
some candy is better expired
01:49
like peeps
01:49
Daisy Kay
bleeeh
01:49
*makes food*
01:50
ah... mylegs
03:17
Kommissar Mandar
how long were you biking? = O
03:18
Daisy Kay
just 70 minutes
03:20
but I was going fast
03:20
Kommissar Mandar
getaway sticks of steel
03:20
my back is killing me
03:21
I'm gonna throw an ice pack on it
03:22
My spine is an S
03:26
Daisy Kay
Sssss
03:27
I need to brush my teef
03:27
Kommissar Mandar
imma do that after I'm done guzzling this coffee
03:28
Daisy Kay
*guzzles you*
03:35
Kommissar Mandar
oh babeh
03:35
am I weird in that Kevin Smith movies make me uncomfortable in a way I just can't place?
03:36
Daisy Kay
oh hey I just saw that
03:36
Kommissar Mandar
Jersey Girl came on just now
03:36
and it's just creeping me out
03:36
Daisy Kay
I have not seen many of his movies
03:36
but one time I saw him like
03:36
Kommissar Mandar
consider yourself lucky
03:36
Daisy Kay
talking about getting a blowjob from his girlfriend
03:37
to a huge crowd
03:37
and this was like
03:37
Kommissar Mandar
he seems like exactly the kind of person to do that
03:37
Daisy Kay
I dunno, like it was an accomplishment?
03:37
Kommissar Mandar
it is for him
03:37
have you seen him lol?
03:37
but seriously
03:37
Daisy Kay
like "I tricked a girl into liking me and getting a blowjob."
03:37
Kommissar Mandar
I'm watching this movie
03:37
and so far
03:37
there's been really gratuitous baby vagina
03:38
Daisy Kay
uh what
03:38
Kommissar Mandar
I really wish I was kidding
03:38
Daisy Kay
like an infant
03:38
Kommissar Mandar
but they're just showing a close up shot of this baby's business
03:38
yes
03:38
Daisy Kay
oh
03:38
Kommissar Mandar
and then
03:38
we have this seven year old girl
03:38
Daisy Kay
naked babies isn't a big deal but why would you show a close-up
03:39
Kommissar Mandar
its more than that
03:39
it
03:39
it's flashed back and forth to for like 5 minutes straight
03:39
and they're like
03:39
Daisy Kay
I wanna believe you are just having a fever dream
03:39
haha
03:39
Kommissar Mandar
"You gotta wipe her back to front, or else you'll give her the crotch rot"
03:39
but yeah
03:39
there's a seven year old girl going to the bathroom
03:39
Daisy Kay
*plugs ears*
03:40
Kommissar Mandar
and they show this gratuitous shot of her pulling up her panties
03:40
i'm scared
03:40
I wish I was having a fever dream right now
03:40
there's just something so....skeevy about Kevin Smith
03:41
Daisy Kay
I always find this obsession with child actors disturbing
03:41
Kommissar Mandar
and this is coming from a George RR Martin fan
03:41
Daisy Kay
there are no limits to what parents will put kids through
03:41
Kommissar Mandar
oh god, it's sickening
03:41
Daisy Kay
kids that don't even want to be there
03:41
Kommissar Mandar
Macaulay Culkin is fucked 9 ways from sunday
03:42
Daisy Kay
I dunno I think children should be CGed in
03:42
lol
03:42
Kommissar Mandar
I mean shit, they all are
03:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pzm1lQX0qU
03:42
His life has turned into some strange form of performance art
03:43
Daisy Kay
and it's not just actors it's models
03:43
and photographers take "art pictures"
03:43
Kommissar Mandar
I truly feel bad for models
03:43
Daisy Kay
for fuck's sake parents stop it
03:43
Kommissar Mandar
not just models
03:43
all the aspiring models who fall into scams
03:43
soooo many scams
03:44
there's this booth at the mall around the corner from my house that are 'model recruiters'
03:44
Daisy Kay
I like being able to chat with Mara Wilson
03:44
and having my drawing on her twitter c:
03:44
Kommissar Mandar
I saw!
03:44
Mara Wilson is awesome
03:44
Daisy Kay
She, like...
03:45
Kommissar Mandar
she escaped the gaping maw of child stardom
03:45
Daisy Kay
knew it.
03:45
She was a perceptive kid
03:45
and could see there was no future in what she was doing
03:45
that Culkin video is a salvador dali tribute.
03:46
Kommissar Mandar
really?
03:46
i just thought he was tweakin'
03:47
but anyway
03:48
I feel bad for my cousins parents
03:48
they lost so much money because she would get sucked into every modeling scam in the book
03:48
Daisy Kay
blah
03:48
Kommissar Mandar
and these were very poor people
03:48
granted, they should have learned to tell her no, but oh well
03:49
not too long back I was actually in that mall and the folks at the booth pulled me aside
03:49
and were like "You wanna be a model?"
03:49
flattered as I was, I just said "yeah, Im passed my expiration date"
03:50
Daisy Kay
okay here it is: Andy Warhol ate a hamburger on film. A whole hamburger. Just the whole thing. That was the whole short film.
03:50
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, I see now that it links to that
03:50
Daisy Kay
it does?
03:50
Kommissar Mandar
yup
03:50
Daisy Kay
well yeah, it's
03:50
Kommissar Mandar
I'm watching it now lol
03:51
Daisy Kay
it's been done to death
03:51
Kommissar Mandar
I had no idea
03:51
Daisy Kay
I mean, there's no point... people just
03:51
they see someone's art and miss the point of what makes it great
03:51
by just doing the same thing
03:51
do something else. Do something different.
03:51
Kommissar Mandar
you've just described the entirety of mainstream culture lol
03:52
Macaulay Culkin is still just so damaged though
03:53
My hypnotist buddy met him at a party once
03:53
All he said was "That poor kid is fucked 9 ways from Sunday"
03:54
I would love to chat with Mara Wilson
03:55
She just seems like a really cool person
03:55
Daisy Kay
just tweet at her she almost always responds
03:56
lol seriously her twitter timeline is mostly conversations
03:56
Kommissar Mandar
I've never made a twitter
03:56
I kind of want to though
03:56
The character limit annoys me lol
03:57
Daisy Kay
I rarely have trouble with it.
03:58
I like being quick rather than verbose.
03:59
also I can post drawings on twitter
03:59
Kommissar Mandar
I think I'll make one
04:00
Daisy Kay
*crumbles at your feets*
04:04
Kommissar Mandar
*snorts the Daisy crumbs*
04:04
what's funny is most of my 50 year old relatives have a twitter yet I don't
04:08
god
04:08
Daisy Kay
I waited so long to join social media
04:08
twitter and fb
04:08
Kommissar Mandar
My stepmom got really drunk last night over the dog
04:08
Daisy Kay
too shy
04:08
Kommissar Mandar
and she looked at me and was like 'you really shouldn't wear a two-piece this year'
04:09
and I say 'wow I can't believe you just said that'
04:09
and she says 'why don't you fucking tweet about it'
04:09
'I don't....have a twitter....'
04:09
I wasn't offended I just can't believe she said it lol
04:10
Daisy Kay
why don't you vlog it, madam.
04:11
Kommissar Mandar
oh god
04:11
Daisy Kay
email.
04:11
Kommissar Mandar
I"m gonna post it on my geocities webzone
04:11
Daisy Kay
send a telegram to your grandnephew about it
04:11
Kommissar Mandar
would you like to join my web ring?
04:12
I used to have an embarassing geocities website about Gundam Wing : 3
04:12
Daisy Kay
I always have trouble saying web ring out loud
04:14
Kommissar Mandar
lol really?
04:14
Daisy Kay
it sounds like weh bring
04:14
Kommissar Mandar
it sounds the same way when I say it...
04:15
Daisy Kay
no one will know what you mean.... I mean, besides the fact that hardly anyone knows what it means in text form either.
04:15
Kommissar Mandar
that's the first TIme I've ever said it out loud though
04:15
now I keep trying different ways to say it
04:16
Daisy Kay
weh-bring
04:16
web.... ring. that's the only way not to say bring.
04:16
one smart fellow.
04:17
*slowly closes their eyes* buuuhhhh
04:17
Kommissar Mandar
I'm making a twitter : 3
04:17
ah man
04:18
that reminds me
04:18
Of this thing some goon made in an arts and crafts thread
04:18
it was a ticker tape machine like old stock brokers used to have
04:18
that ticker taped tweets
04:19
I thought it was the coolest damn thing
04:19
Daisy Kay
*snores softly*
04:19
Kommissar Mandar
aww
04:19
*pulls you into my waterbed and tucks you in*
04:19
Daisy Kay
im sleepeen
04:19
Kommissar Mandar
*sings you a lullaby*
04:20
AHAHAHA
04:26
My stepmom's trying to piece together pieces of last night
04:26
"why's all this cheese here?"
04:26
it's funny watching someone else be drunk for a change
04:26
You look beautiful...
18:33
Daisy Kay
thangs.
18:33
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
18:34
You have such long eyelashes
18:34
Daisy Kay
Sent file 2014-05-10 16.21.59.jpg.
18:34
Kommissar Mandar
Jesus christ...
18:35
A body like that makes me think thoughts
18:36
Do you ever wear eye makeup?
18:37
I really want to do your eyes
18:38
Daisy Kay
I tend to stay away from my eye area.
18:40
but
18:41
I would let someone else do it
18:41
Kommissar Mandar
I would make your eyes like mine : 3
18:41
make cat's eyes with eyeliner
18:41
Daisy Kay
I keep tellin Suzie to do my eyes (Arin Hanson's wife)
18:41
haha
18:42
Everytime I see one of her new make-up projects I'm like "woah"
18:42
Kommissar Mandar
You'd look gorgeous with or without it, but it'd be fun to see what you'd look like painted up
18:43
are you wearing a bandana in that picture?
18:53
Daisy Kay
it's a thingy.
18:53
Kommissar Mandar
lol a thingy?
18:54
I think bandanas are sexy
18:54
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/CAM00947_zps2ed86d2e.jpg?t=1399688666
19:27
no makeup
19:27
Daisy Kay
Every now and then I get curious how I'd look with make-up
19:29
and I put a tiny bit on.
19:29
but I never like...
19:30
go all out
19:30
I wonder.
19:30
hmm.
19:30
Kommissar Mandar
When I come there, I will do your face
19:31
I've been piling it on since I was 12 and never stopped
19:31
Daisy Kay
I didn't like it as a kid
19:32
I had to put it on for theater because like
19:32
if you're light skinned or something?
19:32
apparenly you shine
19:32
Kommissar Mandar
This is true
19:32
You acted?
19:33
Daisy Kay
in high school
19:33
Kommissar Mandar
If I could do it all over again I would have gotten into the drama club in high school
19:35
but my social anxiety was 10 times worse back then
19:35
God, I would have love acting
19:36
so long as there was no singing or dancing involved because I'm just pathetic in that sense
19:37
what plays did you do?
19:37
Daisy Kay
if you were here you could be a voice actor
19:38
Kommissar Mandar
My voice?
19:38
have you heard it lol
19:38
Daisy Kay
if it sounds funny then you're perfect
19:39
Kommissar Mandar
I think I sound like a 12 year old boy on recording
19:40
though
19:40
if I could be a voice actor there it would be a dream come true
19:40
though...
19:41
okay
19:41
this is really embarassing for me
19:41
okay so
19:41
I used to be part of this troupe of hypnotists
19:41
Daisy Kay
that's cute
19:42
girls do the best kid characters.
19:42
Kommissar Mandar
don't search to deeply into my stuff
19:43
I did things that were so humiliating
19:43
Daisy Kay
I don't?
19:43
I am only going to take your word for things.
19:44
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file me and dan.JPG.
19:45
trying to find a pic of all three of us
19:46
I have a really good one somewhere
19:46
alright so
19:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjzn1rSsJss
19:48
this is me
19:48
I think its totally stupid
19:48
I hate the way my voice sounds
19:49
I hate the way it's written
19:49
though
19:49
I'm pretty good at making silly voices
19:50
Daisy Kay
I must have clicked on your page before
19:50
Kommissar Mandar
really?
19:50
Sent file 548.JPG.
19:51
Daisy Kay
or deja-vu
19:51
Kommissar Mandar
Sent file 557.JPG.
19:51
there's the three of us
19:51
We would do shows around the shore
19:51
I'll be really embarassed if you came across my darker stuff
19:52
I've done some pretty shameful things for money
19:52
it was a lot of money
19:53
but in retrospect, I just gag thinking about it
19:53
Daisy Kay
it's not fair being put into that position.
19:54
Kommissar Mandar
I have only myself to blame
19:54
Daisy Kay
it's not fair when
19:54
you are a youngster and trying to take care of yourself
19:54
and you find a way to make money but it makes you uncomfortable
19:55
Kommissar Mandar
Eh, no one made me do it
19:55
Daisy Kay
and even though you did nothing wrong you can't
19:55
Kommissar Mandar
I got into my own mess
19:55
Daisy Kay
you can't stop blaming yourself
19:55
you shouldn't though.
19:55
Kommissar Mandar
fucking 1000 dollar apartment, no one helping me out
19:55
still though
19:56
If I could do it over, I would not have gone down that road
19:56
(well, I could say that about a shitton of things)
19:56
but yeah, that's what my normal voice sounds like on recording
19:56
it's a shame I lost this one recording I had
19:57
Of me and a buddy going back and forth doing ridiculous Alan Rickman impersonations
19:57
It was actually pretty funny
19:58
I like making silly voices : 3
19:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptcyXEvzaG4
20:00
I kinda like this video bettr lol
20:01
I'm the one filming
20:01
Senior trip to Disney 07'
20:01
Sent file IMG_0151.MOV.
20:12
Me and my AZ buddies recreation of the Wizard
20:12
Do you think my voice sounds weird on recording?
20:19
Daisy Kay
it sounds normal and sweet
20:23
Kommissar Mandar
aww :3 thank you
20:25
being a voice actor would be the coolest thing ever
20:29
Forgive me, I come from a world of utter mundaneness
20:30
I get excited as shit over things that are probably 'meh' for you
20:31
okay so I'm thinking
21:15
Here's the thing
21:16
I really, really don't want to go to Virginia with my crazy ass mom
21:16
Daisy Kay
thing
21:16
Kommissar Mandar
thing a ling
21:16
and I hate jumping from job to job so I don't wanna have to get used to some asshole doctor in virginia for like 2 months and then leave
21:17
I really just kind of want to go straight to MO
21:17
Daisy Kay
Sounds cool.
21:18
Kommissar Mandar
But my nerves can't handle the drama I'll have to face with my dad and stepmom
21:18
if I tell them
21:18
hey
21:18
I'm going to MO
21:18
however
21:18
Do you think I really have a shot of doing voices?
21:18
even if I don't
21:18
It's just something I can tell them
21:18
And it wouldn't be fair of me to have you pull strings
21:19
Daisy Kay
voices, website stuff
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
I don't ever like putting pressure on people
21:19
Daisy Kay
like
21:19
if you have to tell them
21:19
just be like "I'm working for a website doing on-site work."
21:19
Kommissar Mandar
I mean they want me out of the house
21:20
they just magically expect me to start shitting out benjamins and afford an apartment in Jersey
21:20
and they don't understand that's not possible
21:21
Daisy Kay
Well I hope they don't expect you to give them anything
21:21
Kommissar Mandar
If I had a place at your office it would be farking amazing
21:21
Daisy Kay
There technically aren't any empty rooms but
21:22
that has never stopped us from having people over before.
21:22
hahaha
21:22
so many people have come in and out of our offices
21:22
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha
21:22
Daisy Kay
without their own office
21:22
Kommissar Mandar
lol I don't care about having a room
21:22
Daisy Kay
yeah
21:22
Kommissar Mandar
most of my jobs have been being on my feet running around like an asshole for 10 hours a day
21:23
honestly, I'm cool with doing anything
21:24
I'll have to take a few weeks to get my financial shit together
21:24
again, I can't bear to be a burden on you
21:25
Daisy Kay
I'll get a mattress for the other room
21:25
there is already a desk in there.
21:25
Kommissar Mandar
I have one of my own
21:25
Daisy Kay
it's got a neat slide thing
21:25
Kommissar Mandar
I'll see if I can just bring miine
21:25
Daisy Kay
what is it, a futon?
21:25
just wonderin how you'd transport a bed
21:26
Kommissar Mandar
it's a twin sized waterbed
21:26
Daisy Kay
oh!
21:26
Kommissar Mandar
only if its okay with you
21:26
Daisy Kay
ok.
21:26
I wonder if that would be okay with the landlords
21:26
probably
21:26
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, only if its okay with yoiu
21:26
you*
21:26
Daisy Kay
and again, I would worry about kit just digging his claws into it.
21:27
Kommissar Mandar
believe me
21:27
My 80 pound dog plays on the thing all the time
21:27
it's sturdy as fuck
21:28
jeez
21:28
Daisy Kay
I can have cats but they wont let me have a dog.
21:28
Kommissar Mandar
Ooooh the dogs not coming
21:29
Daisy Kay
ok. yeah *frowns*
21:29
Kommissar Mandar
I'd have my throat slit before I pulled that dog away from my stemom
21:29
Daisy Kay
WELP
21:29
Kommissar Mandar
lol it's fine
21:29
It's the family dog
21:29
it's really my stepmoms
21:29
I think me telling my stepmom I actually have plans to move and do shit is the best mother's day present I could have given her
21:30
sad in a way lol
21:31
THe best thing I can give her is removing my presence
21:31
but it's true
21:31
Daisy Kay
well then good riddance to bad feelings
21:32
Kommissar Mandar
haha yes!
21:32
We really do care about eachother in a weird kind of way
21:32
But living with my actual mom...I just can't handle it
21:33
She's a pathological liar with a bad personality disorder
21:33
I love her but....
21:34
last time I lived with her I said one thing that pissed her off
21:34
and she screamed at me until she made me crawl around on the floor with her dogs
21:34
oh my god, I can't even begin to thank you
21:35
you've lifted such a weight off my shoulders
21:36
Daisy Kay
what should I make for my midnight drawing
21:36
Kommissar Mandar
mmmmm
21:36
mmmm
21:36
mmmm
21:36
Daisy Kay
crash test dummies
21:36
the 90s
21:36
Kommissar Mandar
shit, I was gonna suggest something to you too
21:36
hahaha
21:36
crash test dummies in a cavalier
21:37
Daisy Kay
they had that song
21:37
that was just mmm mmm mmm
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
They had their own NES game
21:37
Daisy Kay
no I mean the band
21:37
I know it is confusing
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
hahaha
21:37
Daisy Kay
there was a band unrelated to the crash test dummies called the crash test dummies
21:37
Kommissar Mandar
oh jesus christ
21:37
well if you were going for bands
21:38
I would say
21:38
Daisy Kay
and they had exactly one hit
21:38
and it went "mmm mmm mmm mmm"
21:38
Kommissar Mandar
do something witty involving the Cure or Depeche Mode or Information Society
21:38
Daisy Kay
which is why I responded to you doin that
21:38
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
21:38
mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm
21:39
Daisy Kay
I have taken this to a weird tangent.
21:39
Kommissar Mandar
yes lol
21:39
but no seriously
21:39
draw like
21:39
a clurf 80s depression electro band
21:39
klurf*
21:39
or like
21:40
A Klurf who thinks the Panasonic 3DO will be the future of videogaming
21:40
Klurfs going to Vegas
21:41
Daisy Kay
hmm
21:41
Kommissar Mandar
and he's like
21:41
HIT ME
21:41
Daisy Kay
I wonder if I can find...
21:42
Kommissar Mandar
and then the dealer punches him in the face
21:42
Klurfs doing silly things in a casino makes me smile
21:54
Daisy Kay
he he
21:56
Maybe I'll draw a girl
21:56
Kommissar Mandar
oooh
21:56
Daisy Kay
help me calm down
22:19
Kommissar Mandar
aww, what's eatin' ya?
22:20
what's wrong?
22:20
Daisy Kay
nuffin just say some nice stuff
22:21
Kommissar Mandar
hmmm
22:21
For one thing
22:21
You don't even know how much you've helped me...
22:22
I've just
22:22
Never met anyone so nice
22:22
I just want to squeeze you so hard : 3
22:23
Because I don't even know what to say
22:23
You're the first person I've trusted in a very long time, Daisy
22:24
And I turned my back on everyone
22:24
You're different, you're different from anyone I've ever met
22:25
You're just...a good person
22:25
Daisy Kay
*pet*
22:25
Kommissar Mandar
Do you feel that way about yourself?
22:25
Daisy Kay
I just get terrible unprovoked panic attacks.
22:26
Kommissar Mandar
I understand how that feels = (
22:27
but...nothing will happen to you
22:27
I'll protect you.
22:28
*cuddles you close*
22:28
Daisy Kay
*puts their head on you*
22:29
I'm tryin to draw a tiny dragon.
22:29
Kommissar Mandar
d'awww : 3
22:30
I can't wait to see it
22:30
I love dragons
22:31
*sits on your lap and watches you draw*
22:31
Daisy Kay
*combs her fingers through your hair. "Were you a good boy today, Amadeus?"*
22:32
Kommissar Mandar
*Yes I was, Mama Daisy* : 3
22:32
*I always try my best to be good for you*
22:33
Daisy Kay
*locks her arm around your neck as she holds you in her lap.*
22:34
Kommissar Mandar
*woah! You're arms are so strong! ...it's kind of hard to breathe*
22:35
Daisy Kay
*pulls her arm a bit tighter, putting pressure on your windpipe. She looks down sternly, watching you struggle to grab at her big strong arm.*
22:35
Kommissar Mandar
*gives a rattled, choked gasp....Mama Daisy!? What did I do?*
22:37
*Even though Amadeus feigns terror you feel a hardness forming at his crotch*
22:37
Daisy Kay
*tucks her bottom lip in. You see the reflection of her stern face in the computer monitor. She's watching you choke and struggle in her arm. She bends her arm and tightens her grip around your neck as hard as she can without breaking it. You now don't feel any air going through. You see sparks flashing in front of your eyes.*
22:40
Kommissar Mandar
*Amadaeus finds Mama Daisy's silence more unnerving than anything she could say, perhaps he was a bad boy after all. But..there's something about Mama Daisy choking his young life away with such passion that's so arousing*
22:41
*Amadaues chest heaves*
22:41
*Suddenly, Amadeus goes completely limp in your arms*
22:44
Daisy Kay
*Daisy slowly loosens her grip, looking down at the boy. The redness fades away from the cheeks and lips, turning a light blue. She calmly puts you on the table and pinches your nose. She breathes into your mouth.*
22:45
Kommissar Mandar
*Amadeus feels pressure but is barely aware of anything going on*
22:47
Daisy Kay
*Daisy slams her fist onto your chest, knocking you back to the land of the living. You gasp for breath and cough. You can barely move though. She looks down at you and resumes putting pressure on your neck. She uses both hands, looking down at you as she strangles you with a bit more care this time. She looks down at your pants, seeing the dampness where you came on yourself a bit. She smirks, knowing there's more in you. She digs her thumbs into your neck.*
22:50
Kommissar Mandar
*It hurts...but it feels...so good...*
22:51
*Amadeus starts rubbing his stone stiff cock with his hand*
22:52
*He loves the way the pressure of Daisy's thumb feels on his aching throat*
22:52
Daisy Kay
*She shows her teeth as she watches you stroking your cock. She doesn't let up. She squeezes tightly and you can hear faint creaking and cracking. The air going through feels as small as a straw. A slight whistle comes through your throat as you try and force yourself to breath. Your heart pounds hard in your chest.*
22:53
Kommissar Mandar
*Amadeaus kicks his legs on the floor, suffering but loving every moment of it*
22:54
*He wriggles against you, trying to escape from your grasp just for the sake of provoking you*
22:56
*Amadeus knows how strong mama Daisy is and loves it when she goes at him*
22:58
Daisy Kay
*Daisy's arms seem to buldge slightly. She flexes as she pushes forward, blocking your air. She holds in place, watching you squirm as you can't breath. She waits until you start getting purple in the face before she lets up again.*
22:59
Kommissar Mandar
*Amadeus instinctively and desparetly gasps for air in Daisy's arms*
23:01
*You look down and realize he's lost control of his bladder from all the stimulation*
23:03
Daisy Kay
*Daisy sighs softly, going back to choking you. "You little shit. You've pissed your pants again. I suppose you want me to clean that up?" She puts her weight onto you as she leans forward, blocking air to your lungs. She stares into your eyes. "You're enjoying this, aren't you? You really like your Mommy choking you so much that you just squirted in your shorts..."*
23:06
Kommissar Mandar
*....yyyeeeess*
23:07
*I...love...every...way...you...lay your hands on me*
23:08
*Even if it's to choke me*
23:08
*Amadeus feels even more cum spilling from his cock as he looks in Daisy's eyes*
23:09
*He curls up and purrs against Daisy in submission like the pathetic little pants pissing boy he is*
23:12
Daisy Kay
*Daisy finally lets go of you. She's sure you've learned your lesson. She lifts you up and carries you over to the door. She hangs you by your collar on the hook on the door, leaving you there like a coat.*
23:15
Kommissar Mandar
*ah man....*
23:16
*Please get me down from here mama Daisy!*
23:16
Daisy Kay
Not until Mommy's done.
23:16
Kommissar Mandar
*Amadeus sobs softly, but complies*
23:17
Daisy Kay
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/465377770403418112
23:28
Kommissar Mandar
OH wow!
23:28
That's really nice
23:28
You do realism so well too
23:28
Daisy Kay
that's how I learned how to draw.
23:29
making cartoons is harder.
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
it reminds me of that little dragon from Disney
23:29
Figment : 3
23:29
Daisy Kay
it requires a different kind of thinking.
23:29
haha
23:29
Kommissar Mandar
yup
23:29
gotta learn how to draw something as-is before you can simplify it
23:29
And as you know, I went about that ass backwards
23:30
everything I draw looks like anime = (
23:30
Daisy Kay
she's not wearing pants.
23:31
I was going to draw underwear but then I was like "nah screw it"
23:32
Kommissar Mandar
haha I noticed
23:32
fuck underwear
23:32
kinda reminds me of the dragon princess from GoT
23:33
when she's naked with all the dragons on her
23:33
I would still love to see you draw Mike Dawson in your style
23:36
and make him as ridiculous as he can be
23:37
holy crap
23:39
I saw Ghost Dad today for the first time
23:39
Like I knew it was silly
23:40
But holy shit....
23:40
I still don't know what the hell I watched
23:40
Daisy Kay
put the bitch on the phone
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAAHAHA
23:42
Daisy Kay
the bitch aint heeerrrrree
23:42
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit....
23:43
Daisy Kay
he wasn't even dead
23:43
Kommissar Mandar
I know1
23:44
Daisy Kay
so it was more like astral projection dad
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
Astral Dad
23:44
Daisy Kay
asshole dad
23:44
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA
23:44
basically!
23:44
The weirdest thing
23:44
Is I have had a relatable experience
23:44
I can...relate to Ghost Dad
23:45
I was mostly dead once
23:45
Because I did something asinine of course
23:45
You remember the big K2 craze a few years back?
23:45
that fake weed that was killing people/causing blindness
23:45
Daisy Kay
I wasn't paying attention to it but yeah
23:46
Kommissar Mandar
I wasn't either until I went into a smoke shop and was like zounds! weed that is not weed! I shall try it
23:46
So I smoked some in my car...and everything went black
23:47
and then
23:47
Everything became really hazy
23:47
and I was...floating around the hood of my car...looking down at my body
23:47
thinking "oh my god....I'm dead...I'm dead...I'm a ghost"
23:48
Like just being the most terrified I've ever been because I was going to be stuck like that for eternity and just wanted to come back to life
23:48
Thankfully someone in the parking lot found me and called an ambulance
23:49
But yeah...I NEVER touched anything synthetic ever again
23:49
I don't even really smoke anymore
23:50
I just take kratom to calm my anxiety
23:50
Pleasant Hill looks so peaceful
23:52
Daisy Kay
yeah but boring.
23:52
I wish there was public transit
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
Well when I'm there
23:53
Daisy Kay
but hey at least we can visit KC.
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
You'll have Manderz transit : 3
23:53
Daisy Kay
KC isn't bad.
23:53
*leans on you.*
23:53
Kommissar Mandar
: 3
23:54
I love to drive
23:54
it relaxes me
23:54
I like peaceful, quiet places
23:54
Now I forget
23:55
do you drive
23:55
I know I've heard lowtax joke about it lol
23:55
Daisy Kay
I lived in Philly for eight years and I never had to drive
23:56
now I live here and it's like aw man I can't get anywhere now
23:56
Kommissar Mandar
Welp, now you'll have a way to get around =)
23:57
And I promise I will clean the car
23:57
Daisy Kay
that's okay you can throw all your trash in the car
23:58
we will just drive a car
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
I am so bad when it comes to throwing garbage around the car
23:58
Daisy Kay
made of trash
23:58
Kommissar Mandar
AHAHAHA
23:58
Seriously, you don't know how bad it is
23:58
Daisy Kay
I am going to showurrrr
23:59
Kommissar Mandar
It's just I never have to drive anyone but myself, so I'm like...fuck it
23:59
oh babeh
23:59
Sunday, 11. May 2014
Daisy Kay
rub that vanila soap all over
00:00
Kommissar Mandar
one of my favorite scents : 3
00:00
Daisy Kay
makes sense
00:24
makes SCENTS
00:25
Kommissar Mandar
oh god...
00:25
the punnery...
00:25
I'm almost out of my brown sugar soap =(
00:28
Daisy Kay
brown sugar, vanilla
00:28
that would smell like cookies
00:28
Kommissar Mandar
cookie flesh
00:28
*snorts you skin*
00:30
Daisy Kay
*stretches*
00:34
Kommissar Mandar
*rubs your shoulders*
00:36
*smells your freshly washed hair*
00:41
Daisy Kay
time to pull some muscles.
00:43
Kommissar Mandar
that just sounds painful
00:43
oh shit
01:35
I'm at the end of Phantasmagoria
01:35
trying to figure out the Don battle
01:36
Daisy Kay
I'm rooting for you
01:41
Kommissar Mandar
It's such bullshit
01:42
because the perspective of the house goes all wonky and you don't know where to click
01:42
And the main character is dillweed
01:42
If you try the door to the house she just has a 5 minute long temper tantrum and Don just comes and kills you lol
01:43
Daisy Kay
there are lik 15 gruesome death animations.
01:52
roberta williams has a snuff fetish
01:52
Kommissar Mandar
Don's laughter just tickles my heart
01:52
I like the axe chair
01:53
It's still rather tame compared to Harvester
01:53
she also has a fetish for ridiculous plot contrivances
01:54
actually now that you say that
01:55
Phantasmagoria 2 was...really fucking snuff fetish
01:55
the whole thing was about BSDM going too far
01:55
have you played the second one?
01:56
if I recall correctly, getting your nipples pierced is a puzzle....
01:58
good lord
02:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPxhMJzp0c
02:00
I stand corrected, bellybutton
02:00
Daisy Kay
there is one I remember...
02:18
Kommissar Mandar
yeah, the second one was way wierder
02:21
Daisy Kay
found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_kRBZYI1Mk&t=12m50s
02:21
I mean Jesus
02:22
Kommissar Mandar
took it to all out horror as opposed to awkward whimsy horror
02:22
Daisy Kay
that is too much haha
02:22
It's comical even
02:22
Kommissar Mandar
holy shit!
02:22
the music does not match up with the gore at all
02:23
Daisy Kay
the CG monster haha
02:23
Kommissar Mandar
It's all so jarring against eachother
02:24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK49_zabj1A
02:26
Daisy Kay
man they have some good obscure stuff on gog
02:26
Kommissar Mandar
Best opening scene to an FMV game ever
02:26
Daisy Kay
http://www.gog.com/game/normality
02:26
Kommissar Mandar
DON"T FEAR THE REEEAAPER
02:26
oh god this looks zany
02:26
Daisy Kay
I'm surprised at the stuff that exists here
02:27
oh I should play the HD remake of Bad Mojo...
02:27
That game was fun.
02:28
Very gross realistic graphics in only 256 colors.
02:28
Kommissar Mandar
O_O
02:29
I'm looking at it now
02:29
roaches...
02:29
Daisy Kay
yeah you are a roach
02:29
and um
02:29
Man I wanna say the plot twist because it's kinda funny
02:29
Kommissar Mandar
go ahead
02:30
I'd probably still play it
02:30
Daisy Kay
well you live in a filthy apartment and your landlord is really mean
02:30
turns out your landlord is your dad or something
02:30
Kommissar Mandar
it looks like a really dark version of Joes apartment
02:30
Daisy Kay
haha
02:31
Kommissar Mandar
the music is great
02:31
Daisy Kay
at the time it was made the graphics were considered amazing.
02:31
Kommissar Mandar
everything flows
02:31
not like Phantasmagoria where the perspectives just make no fucking sense
02:32
Daisy Kay
it's a very pretty (ugly) game
02:32
Kommissar Mandar
those are the best kind
02:32
the bugs can communicate telepathically....
02:34
and they all speak in rhyme...
02:34
Daisy Kay
CUTE
02:35
Kommissar Mandar
i really wanna play this now
02:35
Daisy Kay
haha I actually played and beat this one.
02:35
Kommissar Mandar
I love the atmosphere of it
02:37
Daisy Kay
yeah.
02:37
Kommissar Mandar
in a weird way it almost reminds me of Ecco the Dolphin
02:39
intelligent animals on a creepy quest
02:39
As a general rule Dolphin games have to be terrifying I suppose
02:40
Dontrel
02:40
Ecco
02:40
Daisy Kay
the gamecube was codenamed dolphin
02:41
Kommissar Mandar
ahaha seriously?
02:41
i wonder how they got gamecube out of that
02:42
well its a cube
02:42
but I wonder what the original design was, if it was called the dolphin
02:42
have you played Ecco?
02:43
Daisy Kay
no
02:44
Kommissar Mandar
ah man
02:44
see what happens is
02:44
Daisy Kay
well the N64 was also codenamed Project Reality.
02:44
Kommissar Mandar
My mom goes to the video store
02:44
Daisy Kay
I know there is a lot of sea monsters in ecco
02:44
Kommissar Mandar
and sees "Ecco the Dolphin"
02:44
And reasonably thinks 'wow, what a cute little game for a 6 year old girl'
02:45
Daisy Kay
and an environmentalist message
02:45
Kommissar Mandar
and then this happens
02:45
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/kd7cYzBFKFE/maxresdefault.jpg
02:45
Daisy Kay
yeah
02:45
Kommissar Mandar
it wasn't so much environmentalist as it was....strange
02:45
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Kommissar Mandar
awww
22:56
Were you born with the name Daisy?
22:57
Daisy Kay
as a boy or a girl
22:57
oh wouldn't you like to know?
22:57
Kommissar Mandar
Hey
22:57
Daisy Kay
the answer is probably
22:57
or I could have been born with the name cassandraAaand theres a further link to Sandypants, as the real name they went by was "Cassandra Yee".
moosemilkie
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so he knew exactly what he was doing