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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.3%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 209 48.5%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 100 23.2%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 95 22.0%
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    431
Schwarzwald said:
Can you imagine the extent to which Cherie's life would improve if she got a 12 or 16 hours per week job bagging groceries or something? She would still be able to devote five days a week to her Wogglebug passion project while having most of the week to do nothing if she so chooses, and probably have a bit of spare income to assist in that. She wouldn't have to beg anymore or be in a state of constant desperation. It would probably be more disposable income than she'd know what to do with.

If she had an ounce of initiative outside of Wogglebug and some humility, I wouldn't even mind tossing a few bucks her way myself. Instead, this is the life she chooses to lead.
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In one of her recent videos she stressed the point that she can't leave her house, no matter what, and any advice on how to make money can't involve anything that requires...leaving the house. I'm not entirely sure what the reasoning is behind this, and is it totally literal as in not even setting foot outside or just going specific places? Does Cleo ever get walked?? I know some people are profoundly disabled but Cherie would be capable of part time menial work for sure (I worked alongside a disabled woman during my first job and she simply had extra supports in place), I'm not sure why caretakers and wranglers enable this sort of static lifestyle. Get yo ass down to the local Walshart Cherie, for Wogglebug!
 
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Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
In one of her recent videos she stressed the point that she can't leave her house, no matter what, and any advice on how to make money can't involve anything that requires...leaving the house. I'm not entirely sure what the reasoning is behind this, and is it totally literal as in not even setting foot outside or just going specific places? Does Cleo ever get walked?? I know some people are profoundly disabled but Cherie would be capable of part time menial work for sure (I worked alongside a disabled woman during my first job and she simply had extra supports in place), I'm not sure why caretakers and wranglers enable this sort of static lifestyle. Get yo ass down to the local Walshart Cherie, for Wogglebug!
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Mommy doesn't even let Cherie open her own front door. Unless Mommy or Auntie takes her somewhere, I don't think she ever leaves her apartment.

I think that Wogglemommy is aware how gullible and stupid Cherie is, at the very least in terms of what people physically say to her IRL, and knows she'd end up getting into a stranger's candy van or something were she to go outside. Or maybe this is how she tries to protect the world from Cherie's turbo-autism.

I don't think that the dog has ever been on a walk.
 
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I like that there seems to be a mix of desperation but also incredulity - there must be some confusion on the part of her audience that explains why they are not ordering her remake like it's hot tea on a freezing winter day. Perhaps they don't understand that it's an entirely rewritten script. Could it possibly be that they aren't aware of the groundbreakingly improved character arc? Or maybe it's having to put in the shipping info unnecessarily, yes, that must be what deters them.

It couldn't be the fact that no one wants to purchase a remake of a janky animation about a monstrous insect in an ill fitting costume, interacting with an ostracized child that has stumbled into his nightmarish world and clutches. Surely an avalanche of preorders will drop the moment these quibbles are resolved.
 
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Bloitzhole said:
It couldn't be the fact that no one wants to purchase a remake of a janky animation about a monstrous insect in an ill fitting costume, interacting with an ostracized child that has stumbled into his nightmarish world and clutches. Surely an avalanche of preorders will drop the moment these quibbles are resolved.
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It's also the fact that I know what happens in the "movie" without watching it. Here is full story:
Sylvie is an orphan who likes bugs.
Sylvie is transported to magical land of Genoma and meets Wogglebug.
King of Genoma sends Wogglebug to deal with evil sorcerer who terrorizes local forest.
Wogglebug and Sylvie unite feuding magical creatures against the sorcerer.
Wogglebug, Sylvie and their allies confront and defeat the sorcerer.
Sylvie returns to her world and is adopted by a nice couple.

Why would I want to watch it again?
 
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If Cherie wants to sell copies, she needs to get out of the remake trap. Make a Wogglebug Christmas special where he saves Christmas and Baby Jesus by growing to 50' tall, breathing fire, dual wielding Uzis, and fighting off a colossal Satan in a kaiju battle throughout Genoma. He needs to give a heartwarming speech on the true meaning of Christmas like Linus did in the Peanuts special, we know how much Cherie loves Christianity.

It also needs to be dedicated to Cherie's good friend Dracowaltztard.

I bet she would sell more copies in a single day than she has in total in the years she has been doing this.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
It's also the fact that I know what happens in the "movie" without watching it. Here is full story:
Sylvie is an orphan who likes bugs.
Sylvie is transported to magical land of Genoma and meets Wogglebug.
King of Genoma sends Wogglebug to deal with evil sorcerer who terrorizes local forest.
Wogglebug and Sylvie unite feuding magical creatures against the sorcerer.
Wogglebug, Sylvie and their allies confront and defeat the sorcerer.
Sylvie returns to her world and is adopted by a nice couple.

Why would I want to watch it again?
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How dare you post spoilers. I was considering buying the movie, but now I don't need to. You are directly responsible for the millions of dollars Cherie will now miss out on. May Wogglebug have mercy on your soul.

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Maybe Wogglebug can return to his small hometown on assignment for his Most Educated journalism job, and fall in love with a sexy local Christmas cookie baker Frogman. They help some orphans, fall in love, the usual. Those movies make BANK.
 
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Schwarzwald said:
If Cherie wants to sell copies, she needs to get out of the remake trap. Make a Wogglebug Christmas special where he saves Christmas and Baby Jesus by growing to 50' tall, breathing fire, dual wielding Uzis, and fighting off a colossal Satan in a kaiju battle throughout Genoma. He needs to give a heartwarming speech on the true meaning of Christmas like Linus did in the Peanuts special, we know how much Cherie loves Christianity.

It also needs to be dedicated to Cherie's good friend Dracowaltztard.

I bet she would sell more copies in a single day than she has in total in the years she has been doing this.
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Wogglebug vs. Satan kaiju battle, set to a bitchin' death metal soundtrack, would be badass. I'd order copies for everyone I know.

brooky said:
@Schwarzwald
Maybe Wogglebug can return to his small hometown on assignment for his Most Educated journalism job, and fall in love with a sexy local Christmas cookie baker Frogman. They help some orphans, fall in love, the usual. Those movies make BANK.
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Wogglebug is a career-focused, powerful Nintendo lawyer working in the big city of Genoma. When he returns to his small hometown of Oz for Christmas, he meets the hunky roofer Frogman, a sexy Latino single dad to a retarded daughter, Sylvie. Through them, Wogglebug learns the true meaning of Christmas, and that sometimes you don't need to be a big-city girlboss, you just need to be a gay, small-town, fire-breathing abomination. This Christmas season, Wogglebug is.... Up On the Rooftop. Premiering on the Woggle Channel on December 17th at 9.

Just another fifty of these and we'll beat Hallmark.
 
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Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
I'm not sure why caretakers and wranglers enable this sort of static lifestyle
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Some of them are so retarded they can't be left unattended by a wrangler and most places except for very specific instances set up for SpecEd won't accept them for paid jobs. (Think there's a restaurant somewhere that's set up for downs adults or something I don't remember.)

Also it's easier I guess. All the people who puff out their chest and call their little special needs kid a hero and a gift to the world are purposely trying to save face to look good or maybe it's what they have to tell themselves to get through the day. It's draining and honestly pretty gross a lot of the time, even if you love them.

She's intelligent enough to work programs and focus on her special interest, but trying to make her think about something else is probably close to impossible. They're probably just glad she listens at all and doesn't wander off somewhere when they aren't looking.
 
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Juan Números said:
Wogglesisters, tonight we're eating good !

Woggle-Vlog 141: Half off Discount for Remake​

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Guess that "raising the price soon" meant half price off ? Back to the tried and true !
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Speaking of 'eating good', isn't Cherie looking a bit plumper these days? Methinks she been 'stress binging' more then a little bit with the completely unexpected lack of wogglefans stumping up for the exact same movie with 4k hd autism.
 
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