"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
Slobber Mutts realizing that they have only just started working on all the shit they have to do.
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Kiwis sending Dear Leader Energy to power through, and carry the boulder up the hill
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Whenever things get hard and you feel the overpowering urge just to lay down close your eyes and not care anymore remember that out there somewhere is a square faced consent accident creating snake kissing cross dresser who would feel no greater joy and satisfaction than if you were to do so. He would get the hardest most powerful phantom erection of his life if you were to give up. Never forget.
 
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Shuzo Matsuoka is a retired Japanese professional tennis player who does motivational speeches like this as a career and is a well known meme in the Japanese internets. HE IS NOT A JAPANESE FISHERMAN WHO ALWAYS FARMS ASIATIC CLAMS IN -10 DEGREE CELSIUS WEATHER AS DQN LIKE TO ENJOY SUGGESTING. Sorry to burst some motivational bubbles but just need to clear up common misinformation that I see every time someone brings up the video.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
Whenever things get hard and you feel the overpowering urge just to lay down close your eyes and not care anymore remember that out there somewhere is a square faced consent accident creating snake kissing cross dresser who would feel no greater joy and satisfaction than if you were to do so. He would get the hardest most powerful phantom erection of his life if you were to give up. Never forget.
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"Snake Wife! Come hither, Snake Wife! The Slobbermutt's spirit wavers! Join me in chortling merrily at his misfortunes."
 
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Schwarzwald said:
"Snake Wife! Come hither, Snake Wife! The Slobbermutt's spirit wavers! Join me in chortling merrily at his misfortunes."
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[VILLAIN
Sterotypical VILLAIN, MALE, FACE deformity to be in the shape of a SQUARE, very ASIAN in appearance, BRITISH ACCENT, wearing WOMANS DRESS]

[SNAKE WIFE
SLENDER MALE, HANDS BOUND BEHIND BACK, wearing WOMANS DRESS, SPEAKS with HISSING and SUBORDINATE CANDOR.
UNSTEADY and SHAMBLING GAIT, MILDLY BLOODIED, VISIBLE signs of BEATINGS]

[PRESENT: VILLAIN sitting
ABSENT: SNAKE WIFE]

VILLAIN: Snake wife! Come slither snake wife I have need of you!

[ENTER SNAKE WIFE, ]

SNAKE WIFE: Yesss missstresss?

VILLAIN: Snake wife! Fetch me my finest Horse urine, I want to celebrate! That fiend Joshua Moon has once more set foot on this very soil and has already fallen ill!

SNAKE WIFE: Yesss, at once sssir.

[VILLAIN'S JOVIAL DEMEANOR becomes SOUR]
[SNAKE WIFE begins EXITING THE ROOM]

[After a pause VILLAIN QUICKLY RISES FROM HIS SEAT]

VILLAIN, SHOUTING: It's ma'am!

[VILLAIN SHOOTS LIGHTNING FROM HIS HAND AT SNAKE WIFE]
[SNAKE WIFE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND, SCREAMING IN AGONY]

[Another pause, SNAKE WIFE DIES]

VILLAIN: Snake wife! Come slither snake wife!

[ANOTHER SNAKE WIFE ENTERS]

W/I/P
 
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Don't worry Null. Once you get back in the USA and take a bite out of a McDonalds Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese you'll realize all the suffering on the trip back was worth it. Now is the time to be back in the USA.
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You'll be coming back to a USA where Trump is POTUS. A USA that Ralph is banned from.
And you will be here to see Canaduh become the 51st state and Rackets get locked up. And you'll be here just as the tide is turning on all the tranny shit. It's a good time to be home. Positive vibes all around
 
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