Sam Hyde

semitooth said:
nick is like 6 foot 2
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The way that 5'11" dudes always say that they're 6'2", yes totally.

Ryan Long is 6'3" and is notably taller standing next to Nick in this video.

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Sicko Hunter said:
Found this account on twitter that I'm like 50/50 on being Channing. Their ENTIRE timeline is extremely obsessive Marky posting with some random schizo posts thrown in. Marky posting alone obviously doesn't make someone Channing but being this level of obsessiveness and the "big purple" shit (a supposed dildo he had) makes me suspicious.
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It could also just be a deranged fishtank fan of which there are many trying to troll Sam.
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Skull Hyde's alt account retweets almost all of HP's posts.

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This nigger is also targeting Burt with this shit. To which Burt actually responded. Hope this doesn't jeopardize any opportunities for him. Though I doubt it will amount to anything.
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Kinda ignored him since the paywall bullshit and his lies about why his show got axed.
Since then there was slight redemption, but ffs man he was giving me cow tingles in 2016.
His content, aside from the Idubbbz thing (holy fuck and I thought Sam's downfall was bad lol), has not been crash hot. Last time I checked he was ripping off Jerma's dollhouse only without the theatrics or Jerma's humour and I've never liked Big Brother 2bh. His content is really bad shit.

I think Matan is doing more than him nowadays and his content is bare minimum, but still pretty raw and kinda entertaining.
 
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Halloween23 said:

Boomer veteran reacts to Sam roasting veterans. His look of genuine confusion and seethe killed me.
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How does this stolen valor boomer faggot have any followers? Nobody, nobody who actually served gleefully brags about killing hajis like he did in the video unless they have some of the most severe antisocial PTSD trauma. No one would even talk like this to fellow Veterans. It’s blatantly obvious that this guy is full of shit and is making up stories for video game kids to coom to.
 
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raisinlove said:
How does this stolen valor boomer faggot have any followers? Nobody, nobody who actually served gleefully brags about killing hajis like he did in the video unless they have some of the most severe antisocial PTSD trauma. No one would even talk like this to fellow Veterans. It’s blatantly obvious that this guy is full of shit and is making up stories for video game kids to coom to.
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A lot of the people who enlist really are big faggots. Goes double for the high schoolers who want to follow them.
 
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I am a Marine far removed from my active duty time but also a VFW, AMVETS and Legion member after the fact. While there are a lot of shitbags who go in and do their four years to little acclaim or experienced a lot of traumatic shit, I don't know anyone in my experience who talks with excited glee over fire fights "with the tanks and all" and killing dudes like expressed in that video. That is transparently pure super solider rambo stolen valor horse shit POGs use to try to tag and bag 60 iq slit at the 99 happy hour which makes it even more pathetic and gay that they're recorded doing it.
 
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raisinlove said:
How does this stolen valor boomer faggot have any followers? Nobody, nobody who actually served gleefully brags about killing hajis like he did in the video unless they have some of the most severe antisocial PTSD trauma. No one would even talk like this to fellow Veterans. It’s blatantly obvious that this guy is full of shit and is making up stories for video game kids to coom to.
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I think this is true for the avg enlisted but if you are a higher level operator it makes total sense for you to be this callous and kind of enjoy killing. These jobs are just way too dangerous, way too stressful and way to low pay for this shit to be worth it.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This is hilarious.
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People really find this funny?! I've seen Schultz be amusing, but this isn't it.

It's very derivative of Sam's stuff like Gutta Man, and incredibly clichéd even for this style of thing.

It doesn't even really seem like an attempt at making jokes. It feels more like some kind of induction humiliation ritual, designed mainly to try and convince the rest of the MDE crew and audience that "Hey guys, I too am a fellow racist white Christian - just like you. Honest!" *seal claps*
 
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Big Brother 101 said:
People really find this funny?! I've seen Schultz be amusing, but this isn't it.

It's very derivative of Sam's stuff like Gutta Man, and incredibly clichéd even for this style of thing.

It doesn't even really seem like an attempt at making jokes. It feels more like some kind of induction humiliation ritual, designed mainly to try and convince the rest of the MDE crew and audience that "Hey guys, I too am a fellow racist white Christian - just like you. Honest!" *seal claps*
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Sam did not invent the idea of mocking wiggers. He does not own that comedy bit.
 
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