"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

A little funny for your Wednesday.
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God's strongest milkman said:
Whenever things get hard and you feel the overpowering urge just to lay down close your eyes and not care anymore remember that out there somewhere is a square faced consent accident creating snake kissing cross dresser who would feel no greater joy and satisfaction than if you were to do so. He would get the hardest most powerful phantom erection of his life if you were to give up. Never forget.
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This, or a variation to match the cadence and flow of the speech, would go well as subtitles for the Shuzo Matsuoka video in the previous post.
 
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Jotch said:
I was adjacent to EMI testing for one of those things, that was a big concern of the FCC for a while because they originally radio jammed all wifi in the area (before they turned it into a giant box).
I would say don't worry about it, it's all just microwaves. If you don't feel too hot you'll be ok.
I don't think its meant to detonate anything either. Although I wouldn't be surprised if a CIA nigger threw one of those EW guys in there after they faraday caged the thing.

It takes advantage of the same microwave heating principle of water resonating and strongly absorbing at 2.4 GHz. IE they use it to see through your clothes because there's no water in them.

If you want to play a funny prank on them you can soak your clothes in water and see what happens. (You're just really sweaty)


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This is what they looked like at first
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Very open and comfortable, looks just like an X Ray which people are familiar with.
EMI nightmare. Scanner is a flat plate that the beam can scatter off of in all directions without obstruction.


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Here is what they look like now.
Cage like and scary, very intimidating.
Thick body with grounded plating in almost all directions. Scanner is in a deep beam dump in the back. Hardly any scattering.
Much better for EMI.
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The 911 scam at work. Chimp-n-pin. Bug-in-bread.

Jotch said:
Is moisture wet?
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Yes. It is a low degree of wetness. Like condensation outside a bottle.
 
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The Backwards Man said:
At this point I'm convinced that Elon banned Jersh because he wasn't violent enough towards boomers.
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I randomly got a text message from Elon Musk today. I don't know how he got my number and I never spoke to him before.
He is getting impatient.
He says he will not unban Josh until he can show maturity by moving his thread out of PG.
 
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