🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Its Vladi Bby]

lol

Sam's Fishtank boxing is basically a lawsuit waiting to happen.

It has produced some kino but by and large most of those segments have been forgettable.

People everywhere die from boxing all the time, minors included.

Statistically though, the chance of something bad to happen is very low, but it's just a weird chance to take when you look at the value it provides to the show, almost none.

As far as the chainsmoking on the show, I think that's a pretty miserable experience even for a smoker. I doubt someone would ever want to smoke again if there only time doing it was in a small stuffy room and they were force smoking 3 or 4 cigs at a time.

 

[bookers]

Statistically though, the chance of something bad to happen is very low, but it's just a weird chance to take when you look at the value it provides to the show, almost none.

luke fighting kuwan was awesome.
i think the boxing stuff was actually way toned down compared to s1 and s2
like s1 sam wailed on jon and s2 it seemed like a lot of times they forced people to box - in s3 it seemed like it was a lot more "consensual" boxing and i think that makes a big difference.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

luke fighting kuwan was awesome.
i think the boxing stuff was actually way toned down compared to s1 and s2
like s1 sam wailed on jon and s2 it seemed like a lot of times they forced people to box - in s3 it seemed like it was a lot more "consensual" boxing and i think that makes a big difference.

I liked the "callout" fights from S2.

With Production being able to nix a callout from a big guy against a little one, it's a good method to let people build a bit of a backbone and some respect for others even if they hate their guts. They have to limit though, like no more than one a day. Imagine S3 but Simbal just keeps challenging Alex to a fight every day, and Alex either growing some humility or getting repeatedly proven a bitch day after day.

It's a good system, and its fun to watch, I don't get the hate.

 

[Godmode]

I remember watching and waiting for someone to crack their fucking skull on the stone fireplace.

 

[Plasticise]

Jon did a twitter space with Burt, and said he is doing another fishtank spinoff in February like he did over the summer. Says it will be on the fishtank site so i guess fish streams are coming back soon. Heres some random notes from it.

• Connor is with Burt for some reason
• That Cvatik weirdo who tries to get involved with every fish after their season was also there and of course tried to get burt to meet up with him
• Burt said that production told him if he wants to get brand deals he needs to get his porn off the internet, so he has contacted "teams" to try and get it all taken down. Get if off the goddamn internet!
• When Burt says he likes golden retrievers, Jon autisticly tries to interupt and says that golden retrievers get into the most fights out of any dog breeds, and that he as a mastiff/pitbull mix that "ive had to stop from trying to kill people who where fucking with me".
• Jon tries to convince burt to come out to bend to "climb mountains with me ive climbed like 10 mountains in the last week".
• Jon shits on the fishtank audience once again and says people who say mean things about people are betas and losers irl.
• If Burt could be any videogame character he would be Nathan Drake.
• Jon interupts Mike the goblin who is asking burt questions mid sentence to plug his and his 40 boy's socials
• Mike the goblin offers to make a game with burt in it
• Jon autisticly interupts Burt mid sentence to shout out Sam and the mde crew, pretty obvious he is not even listening to his own twitter space and is just walking in and out
• Burt reveals his reason for wanting to play murderers/rapists, the original scream movie had a buddy duo of murderers and burt admired that and he likes that dynamic, he wants to be part of a homosexual murder couple, it all makes sense now
• Someone reccomends burt watch scott pilgrim vs the world, and someone says "yeah you should watch it binx is in it", honestly pretty funny

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Mizzy's slop feasts are turning into Kingassripper's. DRENCHED IN FUCKING MAYONAISE, AWWW YEAH!

Also I hope she gets to interview Jon or Jimmy one day.

I think Mizzy knows her audience pretty well, and her mini-mukbangs are going to be a fan-favorite feature of her streams.

I think the darkest part of S2 for me was watching Fatty get straight up sexually assaulted (having his dick vacuumed while being held down on the floor and screaming "No!") by that dumb hooker while everyone stood around and laughed. IG it didn't bother him that much, or he's never talked about it, but still... imagine if that happened to a girl on the show. I know that Fatty is a lolcow, but it was still fucked.

You know, you're absolutely right, that was really fucked up. I think by that point I was so sick of Fatty's nonsense that I got a sick pleasure out of seeing him get tortured. Then I forgot about it.

Really? Fatty getting his dick vacuumed? Not Frank bullying Greg to the point of breaking down crying then pretending to be his buddy? Not the numerous times people assaulted each other? Not Sam having to stop the livestream early after Shijni was thought to have a serious concussion after the final fight with TJ?

Sexual assault is a bridge too far for a lot of people. There's a lot of people in this world who would rather be kicked, punched, gaslit, and emotionally manipulated than be sexually assaulted. Some people draw a hard line there, including me.

It also bears noting that you can't contractually agree to criminal behavior, because the criminality of it makes the contract null and void, unlike the boxing segments. Wiggers and co. could have been sued for both of these events, and they would have lost. They're just lucky that Fatty and Tayleigh chose to minimize it and move on without any lawsuits. Another benefit of hiring fans for the cast imho.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Jon tries to convince burt to come out to bend to "climb mountains with me ive climbed like 10 mountains in the last week".

It's a gay show.

 

[bookers]

Jon did a twitter space with Burt, and said he is doing another fishtank spinoff in February like he did over the summer. Says it will be on the fishtank site so i guess fish streams are coming back soon. Heres some random notes from it.

• Connor is with Burt for some reason
• That Cvatik weirdo who tries to get involved with every fish after their season was also there and of course tried to get burt to meet up with him

can someone refresh my memory on this?
Oh this is the guy that does the photo shoots and stuff
is there a reason he's a weirdo? idk the lore on it.
Btw his name is on his instagram - https://www.instagram.com/cvatik
Steven Gindler.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Both Mizzy and Binx are currently streaming on Twitch.

Instead of being in Binx's stream, BongZaRippa is now paypigging Mizzy's stream

This guy doesn't learn does he?

 

[else_letter]

Payton was cool idk why people go out of their way to hate her.
Like if you have to make shit up to justify your arguments about why she sucks then like.. idk maybe chill out.

I think she was ok. Towards the end of the show she got vocal about how her being 'nontent' had a lot to do with negative incentives to get mixed up in things. She wasn't a content driver like a Burt or Alex B but with more structure in challenges she participated well.
I am pretty neutral on her as far as 'content'.

She defended a pedo and continued to do so after she was shown proof, also snitched on production with him.

Very bad yeah, I may let some of that slide with her young age and socialization, but it is a large mark against her.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Mizzy has confirmed on stream that Greg will be her next interview.

 

[no-exit]

can someone refresh my memory on this?
Oh this is the guy that does the photo shoots and stuff
is there a reason he's a weirdo? idk the lore on it.
Btw his name is on his instagram - https://www.instagram.com/cvatik
Steven Gindler.

I gotchu fam
I'm phoneposting, I'll add his xitter accounts later

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Jon tries to convince burt to come out to bend to "climb mountains with me ive climbed like 10 mountains in the last week".

It's a gay show.

I WISH I KNEW HOW DA QWIT YOU!

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Completely off topic but the wiggers just released the opening acts set from the MDE comedy tour... holy shit. On YouTube.

Alex Schultz is hilarious, I don't ever want to hear a comedian talk about getting canceled again.

No way Sam, Nick or Charls topped this dude.

Has anyone seen the comedy show?

https://youtu.be/Tn4P9xch4t8?si=THRsbJqhcOr0uu3m

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Completely off topic but the wiggers just dropped the opening acts set from the MDE comedy tour... holy shit.

Alex Schultz is hilarious, I don't ever want to hear a comedian talk about getting canceled again.

No way Sam, Nick or Charls topped this dude.

Has anyone seen the comedy show?

what do you mean just dropped? didn't this lineup just perform in florida and atlanta last week?

 

[Aidan]

Jon autisticly interupts Burt mid sentence to shout out Sam and the mde crew, pretty obvious he is not even listening to his own twitter space and is just walking in and out

Jon is trying to network and doesn't actually care about Burt or anyone on Season 3. Jon's dream job is grifting.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

what do you mean just dropped? didn't this lineup just perform in florida and atlanta last week?

https://youtu.be/Tn4P9xch4t8?si=THRsbJqhcOr0uu3m

I mean they just dropped his set on the YT clip channel, as in released it. My bad nigga

 

[Wax]

So did Ted just completely disappear after he got kicked off? None of the fish other than Burt have even mentioned wanting to talk to him.

 

[Perverted Monk]

Mizzy said on her chair building stream that she went on Beast Games.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

So did Ted just completely disappear after he got kicked off? None of the fish other than Burt have even mentioned wanting to talk to him.

He's been live a few times AFAIK and I know Burt's mentioned that he either got to talk to him or that he watched his live, but other than that dunno. Mizzy (did, at least) and Binx still go to bat for the guy though, and cannot understand why the audience didn't like him.