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Please include Vancouver in that equation. Everywhere 50km from that blast zone suffers the net drain from the 'couv.
Call Vancouver "the 'couv" and watch them wince in pain, pretty fun
Canada is a failed state
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Call Vancouver "the 'couv" and watch them wince in pain, pretty fun
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I know "US Annexing Canada" has been a joke for almost half a century, and even now its still very much tongue in cheek. But I feel its important to point out that this is in fact an inflection point. There is a reason "The Fool" is considered a major Arcana in the tarot, and why Comedy has a strange political power. Jokes are used as a means to reveal uncomfortable truths.
Canada is in a very rough spot. That much is obvious. But its not in that much of a rough spot that the USA swooping north is going to be a thing any time soon. The issue for Ottawa though is that the seed has been very much planted. If around 15% of the population thinks a foreign country taking you over is a good idea, you have a big fucking problem in the works. That 15% is enough to start agitating. Forming political activity and attempting to sway more people to their side. Its not helped by the fact that there is a mutual idea on the other side of the border that the border itself is a mistake and accident of history. Albeit for now, with similar levels of support of actually doing anything about it.
"the joke" however is not a joke, and Trump's trolling is not entirely a joke either. The subtext of him calling Trudeau the "Governor" of Canada. He is publicly saying the Canadian Prime Minister is beneath him in rank. It would be a grievous mistake for Ottawa to view this as hyperbole. The US President actually see's things this way and it will be how he approaches his Canadian policy. Worse for Ottawa is that if for whatever reason the Canadians actually did want to join the Union, he basically says he would not be opposed to the idea. I would argue the next 4 years will be an existential crisis for Canada, because the Joke isn't being said with a smile anymore.
Trudeau led the Canadian State into a fiscal, demographic and legitimacy disaster at the worst possible time. But the final joke, and the funniest one of all is he does not understand what he has done.
Canada is in a very rough spot. That much is obvious. But its not in that much of a rough spot that the USA swooping north is going to be a thing any time soon. The issue for Ottawa though is that the seed has been very much planted. If around 15% of the population thinks a foreign country taking you over is a good idea, you have a big fucking problem in the works. That 15% is enough to start agitating. Forming political activity and attempting to sway more people to their side. Its not helped by the fact that there is a mutual idea on the other side of the border that the border itself is a mistake and accident of history. Albeit for now, with similar levels of support of actually doing anything about it.
"the joke" however is not a joke, and Trump's trolling is not entirely a joke either. The subtext of him calling Trudeau the "Governor" of Canada. He is publicly saying the Canadian Prime Minister is beneath him in rank. It would be a grievous mistake for Ottawa to view this as hyperbole. The US President actually see's things this way and it will be how he approaches his Canadian policy. Worse for Ottawa is that if for whatever reason the Canadians actually did want to join the Union, he basically says he would not be opposed to the idea. I would argue the next 4 years will be an existential crisis for Canada, because the Joke isn't being said with a smile anymore.
Trudeau led the Canadian State into a fiscal, demographic and legitimacy disaster at the worst possible time. But the final joke, and the funniest one of all is he does not understand what he has done.
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If the U.S annexing Canada means I can buy Nike shoes for cheaper than by all means I encourage it.
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Incidentally, for people really curious about the shit going down right now in US/Canadian relations, this is required viewing.
If you take away anything at all, listen to the County Sheriff talk about what it was like to patrol the county line/international border before Trudeau, and After.
If you take away anything at all, listen to the County Sheriff talk about what it was like to patrol the county line/international border before Trudeau, and After.
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American GOP congress voted down dumbest spending bill on earth. Meanwhile, in Canada, we are laundering money to criminals and MPs are just bitches to the system.
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Canada for all its size being the second largest country in the world has a population smaller then California, Oregon and Washington State combined. In US Politics those three are considered the butt of all jokes about lefties, and the Liberal governments that dominate them are hated by every citizen of those states that does not live in the bug hive cities. Not unlike Canada's demographic makeup incidentally.
The thing is though they are still just drops in the ocean compared to the expanse of the USA as a whole. They ALWAYS vote for the liberal candidates, but they don't always win. So the USA can maintain political stability as a republic between the insane weirdos who want to always test boundaries and everyone else.
Canada does not have this. The insane weirdos are the majority in Vancouver and Toronto, in a country with 42 million people. For all its size, Canada is a small nation when it comes to the people who live on that land. And in this situation, their emulation of the USA's Federal Government is an unmitigated disaster. Everyone knows people in West Virginia don't give a shit about the people in San Francisco. And the feeling is mutual. But neither side can really reach out and touch each other. In Canada this is not the case. The metropole in Toronto and its environs DOMINATE the country from sea to sea simply by nature of the fact that in a democracy the majority rules, and if more people in your country live in Toronto and its surroundings then anywhere else, they get to rule and make decisions for you. Your votes and opinion be damned.
Unlike in the USA where there is a check on this, the Senate and the Sovereign States system. Under the US Constitution less populated provinces would be able to grab Ontario by the Balls. But Canada has a Parliamentary system. Which not just makes the simple facts of democracy worse, it amplifies the problem. Now, not only can Alberta not send two Senators to Ottawa to veto retarded Ontarian's spending Alberta's money to assuage their white guilt, a traitorous riding in Calgary decides to vote for the Prime Minister representing Ontario because the voters in one riding in Alberta is similarly brain damaged. Not only does Alberta not get a voice, its voice is further diluted by minority support for the hostile political apparatus.
The USA realized the danger of this two hundred years ago.
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And what is our Prime Minister doing you may be wondering. He's most likely to busy watching his wife cuckold him with real men.
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When Trump is in office I really, really hope he begins actual talks with the premiers of Alberta and those flat bits to the right about joining America, even if not as a State but as whatever Puerto Rico is. Alberta wants to go independent but they are landlocked and would either need BC to split off and join them (not happening, developer a transportation line to the northern sea (expensive), or come to an arrangement with America that is effectively free trade. Even if those talks never come to anything, it would compel Ottawa to pay attention to the provinces to the left more.
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Remember 2008 when Canada stood out as the greatest g7 nation with healthiest balance sheet ever. Scandal free. Effective governance. Limited temp workers. Everyone had a job. We were so smug.
Now we are nothing more than a colony for the world.
Now we are nothing more than a colony for the world.
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Canadians are still smug. It's truly amazing. They have that "Reddit smirk" on their faces, while they are waiting for their free medical care.
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Sorry to disappoint but after Project 2025 is implemented anyone who isn't a true and honest Anglo-Saxon will be promptly sent to the ICE Plantations. There is an out though! If you pick cotton and make GPUs good enough, you will be granted the honor of mine-sweeping during Anti-Papacy Operations. Ave Trump.
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So there's a plan to fully divest the US of jeets? This is a bad thing? Praise the great enslavement of Toronto at the behest of the orange one's armies.
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Here's my autistic nation-building fanfiction if USA decides to start annexing Canada and sets off a chain reaction of events:
-Alberta and Saskatchewan are a given to join America. Also the Yukon, it's literally right there next to Alaska so why not
-Quebec succeeds completely and becomes its own sovereign nation, annexing Labrador and Newfoundland and also maybe parts of northeast Ontario. In exchange they concede the part of Quebec below the St. Lawrence River over to the Gaspe Peninsula (keeping all or part of Montreal). This way whatever happens to southern Ontario/Toronto (Old Canada) it will still share land borders with the other Maritime Provinces.
-BC and Manitoba are tough ones. BC could go the same route as Quebec and succeed completely or just join whatever is left of Old Canada, but it would be completely isolated. Manitoba could split in half along its center west-east axis so basically Winipeg up to the top of the lake stays with Old Canada, and northern Manitoba joins the USA
-NWT and Nunavut who cares honestly
Whether Southern Ontario stays or goes they annex the maritime provinces
The real question is does America REALLY want Toronto and its surrounding suburbs? It's infested with jeets and liberals but it's a financial and business power region. Could be good, could be bad. We definitely don't want BC and its chink city.
-Alberta and Saskatchewan are a given to join America. Also the Yukon, it's literally right there next to Alaska so why not
-Quebec succeeds completely and becomes its own sovereign nation, annexing Labrador and Newfoundland and also maybe parts of northeast Ontario. In exchange they concede the part of Quebec below the St. Lawrence River over to the Gaspe Peninsula (keeping all or part of Montreal). This way whatever happens to southern Ontario/Toronto (Old Canada) it will still share land borders with the other Maritime Provinces.
-BC and Manitoba are tough ones. BC could go the same route as Quebec and succeed completely or just join whatever is left of Old Canada, but it would be completely isolated. Manitoba could split in half along its center west-east axis so basically Winipeg up to the top of the lake stays with Old Canada, and northern Manitoba joins the USA
-NWT and Nunavut who cares honestly
Whether Southern Ontario stays or goes they annex the maritime provinces
The real question is does America REALLY want Toronto and its surrounding suburbs? It's infested with jeets and liberals but it's a financial and business power region. Could be good, could be bad. We definitely don't want BC and its chink city.
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BC is actually beautiful and amazing region. It's like California but colder and wetter. Which is why Hong Kong chinks bought up all the properties there.
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To be fair, I doubt it even occurred to them that future generations of whites would reorient their entire moral system around some romanticized view of the Injuns, allowing a guilt-tripping graft machine to shake down the entire country for various concessions and gibs extracted on their behalf.
Much more likely that they simply wanted to keep them from turning into backward tribes of petty thieves living on the margins of civilisation like the gypsies in Europe, and ensure that they would remain useful allies of the Crown in industrial-age warfare, as they had been in the 18th century.
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Eastern BC is quite conservative as a lot of Albertians like to take a break from staring at a Prarie all day.
Take us with you!
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I think it's pretty reasonable to just annex all of BC except a tiny bit around Vancouver city. It would be a funny Canadian equivalent of Hong Kong. In fact, this could also be done for all other cities the US doesn't want the population from. It's quite unfair that Italy and South Africa are forced to tie for most landlocked foreign nations trapped in their countries. The US can conceivably have half a dozen or so once Trudeau voters and "new canadians" are herded into the forbidden city of Toronto.
PEI bros are alright though. Charlottesville gets to come on board. Always did love those islands off the coast. Nova Scotia's lovely, shame about Halifax rent prices with jeets shitting it up.
PEI bros are alright though. Charlottesville gets to come on board. Always did love those islands off the coast. Nova Scotia's lovely, shame about Halifax rent prices with jeets shitting it up.
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I live in the Kootenays, if Alberta separates I am going there. I hate this province so fucking much.
They wanted them to learn real skills and assimilate into the greater society. Were they smarter they'd have ended reservations then and made it permanent, but they allowed their guilt and empathy to be exploited and now here we are.
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36-37 million people; don't forget 6 million of these people are transplants from India over the past 5 years*
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I'm wondering why Poilievre, Ford, and the rest of the Conservatives are consistently parrotting the anti-Trump line now; even Trump saw through Freeland's pathetic attempt to save face, and yet here is Poilievre taking the same line as the damn CBC.