Zach recounts his childhood trauma.
Attention to parents: A child doesn't have to be sexually molested to turn him trans; making him take remedial English classes in the summer will do the job.

You almost imagine Zach was little Mozart being paraded from palace to palace. He goes on:

"The only thing I was good at was taking IQ tests...oh, BTW I never forget a thing!"
Since time of yore people have had their parents determined what they would do when they grow up. But to Zach this is
wrong. So
wrong that he trooned out to prove how
wrong it is.

Rando's post is as good a one-sentence summary as any.
Christmas. Bad feel time. Especially when Zach chances upon an extrovert. An
extrovert!!!!
Even Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders, heroes for leftists, turned against the trooning out of children. Troons wish them burn in hell.

"You have blood on your hands!!" Nah it isn't "shroud-waving".
Mandatory Misgendering Law!!! Children will fucking DIE!!!
Terf Island rules that misleading your sexual partner about your biological sex is a crime.
I swear it is not my fantasy!! This is totally what I truly am!
About Disney withdrawing a transsexual plotline in one of their cartoons.
A&N.
Sand on the beach gives him sensory overload.
He still wants to take more covid shots.
Weed.

Give him 300 monitors and he still won't get shit done.

A few days stocking shelves will earn him that.
