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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 526 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.5%

  • Total voters
    1,039
Has she tried heat nails & wood salt?
The wood has metal inside it, it's unbreakable.
Then you have someone like Alex Stein who was completely terrible in s1, kind of okay in s2, but pretty funny in s3. He gets better every time, so I don't disagree him returning all the time anymore.
He was pretty bad in S1 but even then you could tell that he had potential, in the way he immediately got to trying to get the fish to do something besides sit around all day. S2 was just him doing his show from the house which was fine, S3 he was given a great toy to play with in Burt and it was pure gold. Stein has the right kind of energy for the tank, it just has to be directed appropriately. His failure in S1 was mostly due to a lack of direction. In S2 he was there to do his show so he had direction even if it wasn't very inspired, in S3 he beelined right to Burt and brought the thunder.

That being said, Stein does have a penchant for LOUD = FUNNY which only works sometimes.
 
Greg had some sort of breakdown/vent on Twitter, but most of it has been deleted now, this is all that remains:
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Took a look at the virtual cell, there's like 500 people online and they have ball counts in the corner, here it is with the ball prices:
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Some of those are staff accounts but there are still paypigs spending dozens of dollars to fill a virtual room with balls with practically nobody watching.
 
Took a look at the virtual cell, there's like 500 people online and they have ball counts in the corner, here it is with the ball prices:
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Some of those are staff accounts but there are still paypigs spending dozens of dollars to fill a virtual room with balls with practically nobody watching.
The wiggers should've set up the website so that ex contestants or Sam Hyde or whatever could do weekly streams and people could pay for TTS through there instead of YouTube and shit.
 
The wiggers should've set up the website so that ex contestants or Sam Hyde or whatever could do weekly streams and people could pay for TTS through there instead of YouTube and shit.
They already had a setup where ex-fish and even viewers could stream on there and set up their own toys for people to buy, between Bitchtank and Season 3. No idea why haven't they just gone back to that, Galaxy Gas is usually a safe guess.
 
Both Mizzy and Binx are currently streaming on Twitch.

Instead of being in Binx's stream, BongZaRippa is now paypigging Mizzy's stream
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This guy doesn't learn does he?
This dude should pay for an escort at this point. That is less pathetic than this shit.
Jon interupts Mike the goblin who is asking burt questions mid sentence to plug his and his 40 boy's socials
40 boys in Jon's ass. Jonathan gay.
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CK being totally normal in a public bathroom, drunk in a casino at 9am totally normal people things.

This follows a few minutes of loudly talking to herself about brian and showing her ass off to the camera, and stating everyone should subscribe to brians fiance's only fans and other schizo stuff
[CK] "I lost all my money, my daddy don't love me no more. I don't have a daddy anymore. Im homeless. Im at a casino and no one cares(laughs), im actually homeless and no one gives a fuck. No one cares. All of you are fake. I keep asking for help and all of y'all are fake. I know how it is, i see. Im really hurt. Mommy's gonna cry. In the bathroom. Like she always used to in -legends?-. Thats how you make me feel. Gonna make me cry at the casino make me cry. [fake sobs] Im gonna cry right now."
[Casino employee who has been listening outside the stall] "Are you allright hon?"
[CK] "Yeah im just talking to my boyfriend, sorry"
[Employee] "Oh no your good, your just....... a little loud"
[CK] "I know im naturally loud its just my autism, sorry"
[Employee] "We just wanted to check that you where ok..."
[CK] "Trust me you'll know when im not ok ill start screaming bloody murder OK"
 
It also took her over an hour to build a standard gaming chair. What is it with women who go on Fishtank not being able to assemble furniture?
There, fixed that for you.
Though, considering her sapphic proclivities, Payton should have been able to assemble furniture... but now that I think of it, she's a a lipstick lesbian. Do lipstick lesbians still have the lesbian ability to do mechanical tasks well, or does their girliness cancel it out?
 
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